Largest Manufacturing Sector: 1st Highest Average Incomes: 1st Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1st
The Sadistic Republic of
Iron Fist Consumerists
Get Outa Here!!
Johann der Becker
Regional Influence
Superpower
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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The Sadistic Republic of Bright Angel is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Johann der Becker with an iron fist, and renowned for its pith helmet sales, anti-smoking policies, and multi-spousal wedding ceremonies. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 23.941 billion Bright Angelians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, with Industry, Spirituality, and Healthcare also on the agenda, while Environment and Welfare aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Flagstaff. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Bright Angelian economy, worth an astonishing 26,310 trillion zuch a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, Woodchip Exports, and Automobile Manufacturing. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is a breathtaking 1,098,977 zuch, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.4 times as much as the poorest.

Bright Angelians must literally pay their respects to hear from their political representatives, school uniforms are compulsory, citizens live in superstitious fear of the mysterious glowing clouds that float over Bright Angel, and the state has declared war on the environment and environmentalists by association. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Bright Angel's national animal is the red bearded woodchuck, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Veni vidi vici.

Bright Angel is ranked 190,030th in the world and 3rd in Macfora Forever for Best Weather, with -5554 Meters Of Sunlight.

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Largest Manufacturing Sector: 1stHighest Average Incomes: 1stLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1stHighest Poor Incomes: 1stLargest Mining Sector: 2ndLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 2ndHighest Economic Output: 3rdLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 4thMost Advanced Public Transport: 10thMost Corrupt Governments: 10thLargest Insurance Industry: 11thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 11thMost Subsidized Industry: 18thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 21stLargest Agricultural Sector: 22ndHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 24thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 26thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 26thMost Avoided: 27thLargest Governments: 29thLargest Black Market: 29thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 41stMost Devout: 42ndLowest Crime Rates: 48thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 62ndLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 183rdHighest Average Tax Rates: 213thLargest Information Technology Sector: 253rdHighest Wealthy Incomes: 441stMost Stationary: 473rdLargest Soda Pop Sector: 489thMost Scientifically Advanced: 491stRudest Citizens: 702ndFattest Citizens: 1,299thSmartest Citizens: 1,495thLargest Populations: 1,665thMost Advanced Public Education: 1,823rdTop
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Most Efficient Economies: 2,980thMost Influential: 3,413thLargest Publishing Industry: 5,102ndLargest Retail Industry: 5,134thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 5,528thLargest Gambling Industry: 7,834thMost Conservative: 8,295thTop
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Most Extreme: 16,494thMost Developed: 17,150th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Bright Angel, the state has declared war on the environment and environmentalists by association.
  • : Following new legislation in Bright Angel, citizens live in superstitious fear of the mysterious glowing clouds that float over Bright Angel.
  • : Following new legislation in Bright Angel, school uniforms are compulsory.
  • : Bright Angel was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Rudest Citizens.
  • : Following new legislation in Bright Angel, Bright Angelians must literally pay their respects to hear from their political representatives.
  • : Following new legislation in Bright Angel, the police force is rumoured to be made up of evil shadows with no souls.
  • : Following new legislation in Bright Angel, police officers have nearly cracked a major underage astronomy syndicate.
  • : Following new legislation in Bright Angel, it is impossible to get any work done as auditors swarm every inch of government factories and mines.
  • : Following new legislation in Bright Angel, minefields are being deployed along the border to discourage potential emigrants from trying to leave.
  • : Following new legislation in Bright Angel, conspiracy theorists allege Flagstaff's new subway map resembles Satanic symbols.

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