Largest Manufacturing Sector: 1st Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1st Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1st
The Sadistic Republic of
Iron Fist Consumerists
Get Outa Here!!
Johann der Becker
Regional Influence
Superpower
Civil Rights
Outlawed
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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The Sadistic Republic of Bright Angel is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Johann der Becker with an iron fist, and notable for its deadly medical pandemics, prohibition of alcohol, and zero percent divorce rate. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 24.827 billion Bright Angelians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, with Industry, Spirituality, and Healthcare also on the agenda, while Environment and Welfare receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Flagstaff. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Bright Angelian economy, worth an astonishing 27,700 trillion zuchss a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, Woodchip Exports, and Automobile Manufacturing. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is a breathtaking 1,115,745 zuchss, with the richest citizens earning 6.9 times as much as the poorest.

Top-shelf magazines feature risqué centrefold spreads of ladies' wrists, police wait behind troop deployments in order to shoot deserters, students and teachers are regularly stopped and searched for symbols of religious affiliation before class, and bicyclists are banned from major roads. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Bright Angel's national animal is the red bearded woodchuck, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Veni vidi vici.

Bright Angel is ranked 99,496th in the world and 1st in Macfora Forever for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring 467.26 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.

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1%
Largest Manufacturing Sector: 1stLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1stLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1stHighest Average Incomes: 2ndLargest Mining Sector: 2ndHighest Economic Output: 3rdLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 5thMost Advanced Public Transport: 7thMost Corrupt Governments: 11thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 13thLargest Insurance Industry: 13thMost Subsidized Industry: 19thLargest Agricultural Sector: 19thHighest Poor Incomes: 20thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 21stLargest Governments: 25thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 27thMost Avoided: 28thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 28thLargest Black Market: 31stLowest Crime Rates: 33rdLargest Cheese Export Sector: 33rdMost Advanced Defense Forces: 36thMost Devout: 40thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 64thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 151stHighest Average Tax Rates: 171stLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 195thLargest Information Technology Sector: 322ndMost Stationary: 454thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 499thMost Scientifically Advanced: 556thMost Conservative: 1,264thRudest Citizens: 1,267thFattest Citizens: 1,453rdSmartest Citizens: 1,558thLargest Populations: 1,629thMost Advanced Public Education: 1,781stTop
5%
Most Efficient Economies: 2,908thMost Influential: 3,611thLargest Publishing Industry: 5,809thLargest Retail Industry: 6,273rdMost Authoritarian: 8,587thTop
10%
Most Extreme: 12,971stLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 13,011th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Bright Angel, bicyclists are banned from major roads.
  • : Bright Angel was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Advanced Public Education, Largest Populations, and Smartest Citizens.
  • : Following new legislation in Bright Angel, students and teachers are regularly stopped and searched for symbols of religious affiliation before class.
  • : Following new legislation in Bright Angel, police wait behind troop deployments in order to shoot deserters.
  • : Following new legislation in Bright Angel, top-shelf magazines feature risqué centrefold spreads of ladies' wrists.
  • : Following new legislation in Bright Angel, at the edge of the final frontier space's biggest missile platform is about to unfold.
  • : Following new legislation in Bright Angel, nursing mothers are often arrested for indecent exposure.
  • : Following new legislation in Bright Angel, weapons produced by newly nationalized armaments factories have been found to contain sawdust instead of gunpowder.
  • : Following new legislation in Bright Angel, no personal detail is too tiny for the suede-denim census police.
  • : Following new legislation in Bright Angel, the government spends millions of zuchss every year prosecuting spammers.

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