The Sadistic Republic of
Corporate Police State
Get Outa Here!!
Regional Influence
Superpower
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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The Sadistic Republic of Bright Angel is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Johann der Becker with an iron fist, and remarkable for its public floggings, keen interest in outer space, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 23.454 billion Bright Angelians are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Flagstaff. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Bright Angelian economy, worth an astonishing 16,435 trillion zuch a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Woodchip Exports, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is a breathtaking 700,761 zuch, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 3,005,188 per year while the poor average 104,591, a ratio of 28.7 to 1.

Assault rifles sized for 7-year-olds are a frighteningly popular export, droves of former desperados are applying to join the border police, the government is a law unto itself, and long arduous trials are held for the most trivial of offences. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Bright Angel's national animal is the red bearded woodchuck, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Veni vidi vici.

Bright Angel is ranked 1st in Macfora Forever and 4,904th in the world for Most Extreme, scoring 37 on the Paul-Nader Subjective Decentrality Index.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Bright Angel was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Extreme (last census: Top 10%).
  • : Following new legislation in Bright Angel, long arduous trials are held for the most trivial of offences.
  • : Following new legislation in Bright Angel, the government is a law unto itself.
  • : Following new legislation in Bright Angel, droves of former desperados are applying to join the border police.
  • : Following new legislation in Bright Angel, assault rifles sized for 7-year-olds are a frighteningly popular export.
  • : Following new legislation in Bright Angel, citizens must pay to enjoy Bright Angel's pristine beaches.
  • : Following new legislation in Bright Angel, oracles predict landslide victories for Johann der Becker for the next 50 years.
  • : Following new legislation in Bright Angel, airship use has soared while property values beneath their routes have plummeted.
  • : Following new legislation in Bright Angel, citizens who become homeless are immediately executed.
  • : Following new legislation in Bright Angel, mandatory spouse selection pairs elderly apparatchiki with stunningly beautiful supermodels.

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