The Sadistic Republic of
Corporate Police State
Get Outa Here!!
Regional Influence
Superpower
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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The Sadistic Republic of Bright Angel is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Johann der Becker with an iron fist, and renowned for its strictly enforced bedtime, digital currency, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 22.456 billion Bright Angelians are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Spirituality. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Flagstaff. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Bright Angelian economy, worth an astonishing 15,452 trillion zuch a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Woodchip Exports, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is a breathtaking 688,103 zuch, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 2,895,226 per year while the poor average 106,125, a ratio of 27.3 to 1.

The military invades any neighboring nation with the gall to criticize its policies, conscientious objectors are hanged as traitors, midnight raids drag couples from their homes in the name of decency, and senior citizens can usually be found doing heavy manual labour. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Bright Angel's national animal is the red bearded woodchuck, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Veni vidi vici.

Bright Angel is ranked 3rd in Macfora Forever and 128,426th in the world for Most Politically Free, scoring 0 on the Diebold Election Inking Scale.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Bright Angel, senior citizens can usually be found doing heavy manual labour.
  • : Following new legislation in Bright Angel, midnight raids drag couples from their homes in the name of decency.
  • : Following new legislation in Bright Angel, conscientious objectors are hanged as traitors.
  • : Following new legislation in Bright Angel, the military invades any neighboring nation with the gall to criticize its policies.
  • : Following new legislation in Bright Angel, drug distribution is tightly controlled by the government.
  • : Following new legislation in Bright Angel, politicians take citizens for idiots.
  • : Following new legislation in Bright Angel, universities are populated by the spawn of the upper classes.
  • : Following new legislation in Bright Angel, students and teachers are regularly stopped and searched for symbols of religious affiliation before class.
  • : Following new legislation in Bright Angel, major cities are suffering under water rationing.
  • : Following new legislation in Bright Angel, Rupert Bear is considered to be the most risqué TV programme in Bright Angel.

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