Largest Manufacturing Sector: 1st Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1st Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1st
The Sadistic Republic of
Iron Fist Consumerists
Get Outa Here!!
Johann der Becker
Regional Influence
Superpower
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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The Sadistic Republic of Bright Angel is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Johann der Becker with an iron fist, and renowned for its frequent executions, compulsory military service, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 24.448 billion Bright Angelians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, although Industry, Spirituality, and Healthcare are also considered important, while Environment and Welfare are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Flagstaff. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Bright Angelian economy, worth an astonishing 27,121 trillion zuchss a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, Woodchip Exports, and Automobile Manufacturing. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is a breathtaking 1,109,355 zuchss, with the richest citizens earning 7.0 times as much as the poorest.

All fantasy fiction has officially been deemed non-canon, the government extracts trade concessions from poor nations in exchange for humanitarian aid, torture is commonly used to extract information from suspected criminals, and midnight raids drag couples from their homes in the name of decency. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Bright Angel's national animal is the red bearded woodchuck, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Veni vidi vici.

Bright Angel is ranked 166,844th in the world and 3rd in Macfora Forever for Nudest, with 4.5 Cheeks Per Square Mile.

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Largest Manufacturing Sector: 1stLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1stLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1stHighest Average Incomes: 2ndLargest Mining Sector: 2ndHighest Economic Output: 3rdLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 5thMost Advanced Public Transport: 8thMost Corrupt Governments: 11thLargest Insurance Industry: 13thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 13thMost Subsidized Industry: 18thLargest Agricultural Sector: 19thHighest Poor Incomes: 19thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 21stLargest Cheese Export Sector: 24thLargest Governments: 25thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 26thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 27thMost Avoided: 28thLargest Black Market: 29thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 37thLowest Crime Rates: 40thMost Devout: 43rdMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 62ndHighest Wealthy Incomes: 138thHighest Average Tax Rates: 171stLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 202ndLargest Information Technology Sector: 284thMost Stationary: 467thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 502ndMost Scientifically Advanced: 509thRudest Citizens: 1,096thFattest Citizens: 1,533rdSmartest Citizens: 1,559thLargest Populations: 1,658thTop
5%
Most Advanced Public Education: 1,735thMost Efficient Economies: 2,912thMost Influential: 3,562ndLargest Publishing Industry: 5,640thLargest Retail Industry: 5,732ndLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 5,829thMost Conservative: 8,402ndTop
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Most Authoritarian: 13,568th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Bright Angel was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Conservative.
  • : Following new legislation in Bright Angel, midnight raids drag couples from their homes in the name of decency.
  • : Following new legislation in Bright Angel, torture is commonly used to extract information from suspected criminals.
  • : Following new legislation in Bright Angel, the government extracts trade concessions from poor nations in exchange for humanitarian aid.
  • : Following new legislation in Bright Angel, all fantasy fiction has officially been deemed non-canon.
  • : Following new legislation in Bright Angel, it is a common belief that a sport isn't sport if there are no decapitations.
  • : Following new legislation in Bright Angel, military spending is on the increase.
  • : Following new legislation in Bright Angel, citizens are regularly arrested in queues for 'loitering'.
  • : Bright Angel was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Populations.
  • : Following new legislation in Bright Angel, the national Police Academies have dedicated infant wings.

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