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The Sadistic Republic of Bright Angel

“Get Outa Here!!”

Category: Iron Fist Consumerists
Civil Rights:
Unheard Of
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Outlawed

Regional Influence: Superpower

Location: Macfora Forever

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The Sadistic Republic of Bright Angel is a gargantuan, devout nation, ruled by Johann der Becker with an iron fist, and remarkable for its complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 20.594 billion Bright Angelians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt, moralistic government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defence, and Religion & Spirituality. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Flagstaff. The average income tax rate is 100%. A powerhouse of a private sector is dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry.

Tourists need only sign on the dotted line to become citizens, citizens who fail to follow the official national religion are executed, military service is compulsory, and hairdressers are among those who have disappeared overnight. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force. Bright Angel's national animal is the red bearded woodchuck, which is also the nation's favorite main course, its national religion is Veni vidi vici, and its currency is the zuchs.

Bright Angel is ranked 3rd in Macfora Forever and 113,018th in the world for Best Weather, with -6,751 Metres of Sunlight Above Expected.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 106 minutes ago

  • 2 hours ago: Following new legislation in Bright Angel, hairdressers are among those who have disappeared overnight.
  • 14 hours ago: Following new legislation in Bright Angel, military service is compulsory.
  • 1 day 2 hours ago: Following new legislation in Bright Angel, citizens who fail to follow the official national religion are executed.
  • 1 day 14 hours ago: Following new legislation in Bright Angel, tourists need only sign on the dotted line to become citizens.
  • 2 days 2 hours ago: Following new legislation in Bright Angel, bicyclists are banned from major roads.
  • 2 days 14 hours ago: Following new legislation in Bright Angel, waste is frequently shipped to other countries.
  • 3 days 2 hours ago: Following new legislation in Bright Angel, skateboarding is punishable by heavy fines.
  • 3 days 14 hours ago: Following new legislation in Bright Angel, billions of zuch are being blown on orbital weapons development.
  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in Bright Angel, the bonfire of the old paper records can be seen for miles around Flagstaff.
  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in Bright Angel, owning a tractor is widely regarded as an essential prerequisite to most government positions.

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