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The Sadistic Republic of Bright Angel

“Get Outa Here!!”

Category: Iron Fist Consumerists
Civil Rights:
Rare
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Outlawed

Regional Influence: Superpower

Location: Macfora Forever

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The Sadistic Republic of Bright Angel is a gargantuan, devout nation, ruled by Johann der Becker with an iron fist, and renowned for its compulsory military service. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 20.581 billion Bright Angelians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt, moralistic government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defence, and Religion & Spirituality. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Flagstaff. The average income tax rate is 100%. A powerhouse of a private sector is dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry.

Skateboarding is punishable by heavy fines, waste is frequently shipped to other countries, bicyclists are banned from major roads, and tourists need only sign on the dotted line to become citizens. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force. Bright Angel's national animal is the red bearded woodchuck, which is also the nation's favorite main course, its national religion is Veni vidi vici, and its currency is the zuchs.

Bright Angel is ranked 2nd in Macfora Forever and 1,852nd in the world for Largest Populations, with 20,581 Capita (millions).

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 5 hours ago

  • 8 hours ago: Following new legislation in Bright Angel, tourists need only sign on the dotted line to become citizens.
  • 19 hours ago: Following new legislation in Bright Angel, bicyclists are banned from major roads.
  • 1 day 8 hours ago: Following new legislation in Bright Angel, waste is frequently shipped to other countries.
  • 1 day 19 hours ago: Following new legislation in Bright Angel, skateboarding is punishable by heavy fines.
  • 2 days 8 hours ago: Following new legislation in Bright Angel, billions of zuch are being blown on orbital weapons development.
  • 2 days 19 hours ago: Following new legislation in Bright Angel, the bonfire of the old paper records can be seen for miles around Flagstaff.
  • 3 days 8 hours ago: Following new legislation in Bright Angel, owning a tractor is widely regarded as an essential prerequisite to most government positions.
  • 3 days 20 hours ago: Following new legislation in Bright Angel, the government seizes the property of the recently deceased.
  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in Bright Angel, speaking out against the government is punishable by flogging.
  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in Bright Angel, it's always rabbit season.

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