Largest Manufacturing Sector: 1st Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1st Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1st
The Sadistic Republic of
Iron Fist Consumerists
Get Outa Here!!
Johann der Becker
Regional Influence
Superpower
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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The Sadistic Republic of Bright Angel is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Johann der Becker with an iron fist, and renowned for its deadly medical pandemics, punitive income tax rates, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 24.261 billion Bright Angelians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, although Industry, Spirituality, and Healthcare are also considered important, while Environment and Welfare receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Flagstaff. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Bright Angelian economy, worth an astonishing 27,029 trillion zuch a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, Woodchip Exports, and Automobile Manufacturing. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is a breathtaking 1,114,110 zuch, with the richest citizens earning 5.7 times as much as the poorest.

Rupert Bear is considered to be the most risqué TV programme in Bright Angel, meals are now followed by thirty minutes of mandatory exercise, Johann der Becker's latest speech included a bizarre reference to MaxWow incontinence pads being 50% more absorbent than the next leading brand, and the nation is reliant on the principle of mutually assured destruction to maintain its security. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Bright Angel's national animal is the red bearded woodchuck, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Veni vidi vici.

Bright Angel is ranked 152,252nd in the world and 3rd in Macfora Forever for Most Politically Apathetic Citizens, with 3.72 Whatever.

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Largest Manufacturing Sector: 1stLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1stLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1stHighest Average Incomes: 2ndLargest Mining Sector: 2ndHighest Economic Output: 3rdLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 5thHighest Poor Incomes: 6thMost Advanced Public Transport: 7thMost Corrupt Governments: 10thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 11thLargest Insurance Industry: 12thLargest Agricultural Sector: 18thMost Subsidized Industry: 20thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 21stLargest Cheese Export Sector: 23rdLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 24thLargest Governments: 25thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 26thMost Avoided: 27thLargest Black Market: 31stMost Advanced Defense Forces: 38thMost Devout: 40thLowest Crime Rates: 41stMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 58thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 187thHighest Average Tax Rates: 187thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 189thLargest Information Technology Sector: 274thMost Stationary: 470thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 498thMost Scientifically Advanced: 530thRudest Citizens: 1,199thFattest Citizens: 1,466thTop
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Smartest Citizens: 1,633rdLargest Populations: 1,666thMost Advanced Public Education: 1,772ndMost Efficient Economies: 2,947thMost Conservative: 3,176thMost Influential: 3,555thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 4,573rdLargest Publishing Industry: 5,361stLargest Retail Industry: 5,439thMost Authoritarian: 6,080th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Bright Angel, the nation is reliant on the principle of mutually assured destruction to maintain its security.
  • : Following new legislation in Bright Angel, Johann der Becker's latest speech included a bizarre reference to MaxWow incontinence pads being 50% more absorbent than the next leading brand.
  • : Following new legislation in Bright Angel, meals are now followed by thirty minutes of mandatory exercise.
  • : Following new legislation in Bright Angel, Rupert Bear is considered to be the most risqué TV programme in Bright Angel.
  • : Following new legislation in Bright Angel, drug distribution is tightly controlled by the government.
  • : Following new legislation in Bright Angel, international tensions are high as Bright Angel threatens any government with the audacity to arrest its citizens.
  • : Following new legislation in Bright Angel, police drones follow every suspected Peeping Tom.
  • : Following new legislation in Bright Angel, school plays were recently banned due to concerns of child endangerment.
  • : Following new legislation in Bright Angel, the Coast Guard is pioneering a quixotic program to train fish.
  • : Bright Angel was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Authoritarian.

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