The Sadistic Republic of
Corporate Police State
Get Outa Here!!
Regional Influence
Superpower
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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The Sadistic Republic of Bright Angel is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Johann der Becker with an iron fist, and remarkable for its avowedly heterosexual populace, digital currency, and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 22.137 billion Bright Angelians are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Spirituality. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Flagstaff. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Bright Angelian economy, worth an astonishing 15,139 trillion zuch a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Woodchip Exports, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is a breathtaking 683,892 zuch, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 2,877,510 per year while the poor average 105,475, a ratio of 27.3 to 1.

Anyone dissenting from the state ideology is declared "mentally ill" and whisked away in a straitjacket, all marriages are arranged by the government, all telephone traffic is monitored for 'national security reasons', and graffiti artists spend lengthy periods of time in jail. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Bright Angel's national animal is the red bearded woodchuck, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Veni vidi vici.

Bright Angel is ranked 3rd in Macfora Forever and 1,544th in the world for Largest Retail Industry, scoring 10 on the Shrinkwrap Consignment Productivity Index.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 6 hours ago

  • 52 minutes ago: Following new legislation in Bright Angel, graffiti artists spend lengthy periods of time in jail.
  • 12 hours ago: Following new legislation in Bright Angel, all telephone traffic is monitored for 'national security reasons'.
  • 1 day ago: Following new legislation in Bright Angel, all marriages are arranged by the government.
  • 1 day 12 hours ago: Following new legislation in Bright Angel, anyone dissenting from the state ideology is declared "mentally ill" and whisked away in a straitjacket.
  • 2 days ago: Following new legislation in Bright Angel, Johann der Becker claims to be the epitome of family values.
  • 2 days 12 hours ago: Following new legislation in Bright Angel, the bonfire of the old paper records can be seen for miles around Flagstaff.
  • 2 days 12 hours ago: Following new legislation in Bright Angel, women who display their ankles are shunned by society.
  • 3 days 12 hours ago: Following new legislation in Bright Angel, police officers have nearly cracked a major underage astronomy syndicate.
  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in Bright Angel, a National Academy regulates grammar and usage.
  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in Bright Angel, birds and children's kites are regularly brought down by anti-aircraft fire.

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