The Sadistic Republic of
Iron Fist Consumerists
Get Outa Here!!
Regional Influence
Superpower
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Outlawed

Overview People Government Economy Trend Analysis

The Sadistic Republic of Bright Angel is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Johann der Becker with an iron fist, and remarkable for its strictly enforced bedtime, punitive income tax rates, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 22.292 billion Bright Angelians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Spirituality. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Flagstaff. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Bright Angelian economy, worth an astonishing 15,299 trillion zuch a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Woodchip Exports, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is a breathtaking 686,322 zuch, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 2,594,067 per year while the poor average 126,338, a ratio of 20.5 to 1.

Governments opposing Bright Angel are beset by rebels, the armed forces are locked in an expensive and bloody war abroad to stamp out possible terrorists, the government has invited tenders from other nations to run the country's infrastructure, and jobs opportunities abound in the Hole Recycling industry. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Bright Angel's national animal is the red bearded woodchuck, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Veni vidi vici.

Bright Angel is ranked 1st in Macfora Forever and 216th in the world for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring 9 on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Bright Angel, jobs opportunities abound in the Hole Recycling industry.
  • : Following new legislation in Bright Angel, the government has invited tenders from other nations to run the country's infrastructure.
  • : Following new legislation in Bright Angel, the armed forces are locked in an expensive and bloody war abroad to stamp out possible terrorists.
  • : Following new legislation in Bright Angel, governments opposing Bright Angel are beset by rebels.
  • : Following new legislation in Bright Angel, mantis shrimp studies is academia's fastest growing field.
  • : Following new legislation in Bright Angel, Animal Liberationists are regularly jailed.
  • : Following new legislation in Bright Angel, airship use has soared while property values beneath their routes have plummeted.
  • : Bright Angel was reclassified from "Corporate Police State" to "Iron Fist Consumerists".
  • : Following new legislation in Bright Angel, "It was only a joke" is no longer a defense for the felony of discrimination.
  • : Following new legislation in Bright Angel, employers may fire workers without giving any reason.

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