Largest Manufacturing Sector: 1st Highest Average Incomes: 1st Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1st
The Sadistic Republic of
Iron Fist Consumerists
Get Outa Here!!
Johann der Becker
Regional Influence
Superpower
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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The Sadistic Republic of Bright Angel is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Johann der Becker with an iron fist, and notable for its public floggings, strictly enforced bedtime, and multi-spousal wedding ceremonies. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 24.104 billion Bright Angelians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, with Industry, Spirituality, and Healthcare also on the agenda, while Environment and Welfare aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Flagstaff. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Bright Angelian economy, worth an astonishing 26,811 trillion zuch a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, Woodchip Exports, and Automobile Manufacturing. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is a breathtaking 1,112,336 zuch, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.1 times as much as the poorest.

Warfare increasingly resembles a video game, directors of low-budget sci-fi films are flocking to use Flagstaff as a backdrop, homes have been banned from having any more than one wheel, and officer recruitment and police brutality have reached an all-time high. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Bright Angel's national animal is the red bearded woodchuck, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Veni vidi vici.

Bright Angel is ranked 46th in the world and 1st in Macfora Forever for Lowest Crime Rates, with 265.71 Law-abiding Acts Per Hour.

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Largest Manufacturing Sector: 1stHighest Average Incomes: 1stLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1stHighest Poor Incomes: 1stLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1stLargest Mining Sector: 2ndHighest Economic Output: 2ndLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 4thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 8thMost Advanced Public Transport: 9thMost Corrupt Governments: 10thLargest Insurance Industry: 11thMost Subsidized Industry: 17thLargest Agricultural Sector: 20thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 21stHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 22ndLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 25thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 26thMost Avoided: 27thLargest Governments: 28thLargest Black Market: 29thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 39thMost Devout: 45thLowest Crime Rates: 46thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 56thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 180thHighest Average Tax Rates: 198thLargest Information Technology Sector: 258thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 462ndMost Stationary: 472ndHighest Wealthy Incomes: 479thMost Scientifically Advanced: 507thRudest Citizens: 1,121stFattest Citizens: 1,279thSmartest Citizens: 1,612thLargest Populations: 1,662ndTop
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Most Advanced Public Education: 1,790thMost Efficient Economies: 2,963rdMost Influential: 3,517thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 5,077thMost Conservative: 5,281stLargest Publishing Industry: 5,307thLargest Retail Industry: 5,319thMost Authoritarian: 8,596th

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Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Bright Angel, officer recruitment and police brutality have reached an all-time high.
  • : Following new legislation in Bright Angel, homes have been banned from having any more than one wheel.
  • : Following new legislation in Bright Angel, directors of low-budget sci-fi films are flocking to use Flagstaff as a backdrop.
  • : Following new legislation in Bright Angel, warfare increasingly resembles a video game.
  • : Following new legislation in Bright Angel, skateboarding is punishable by heavy fines.
  • : Following new legislation in Bright Angel, universities are populated by the spawn of the upper classes.
  • : Following new legislation in Bright Angel, the government has the power to seize property at will.
  • : Following new legislation in Bright Angel, the nation's entire cultural heritage is being auctioned off to the rich.
  • : Bright Angel was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Authoritarian.
  • : Following new legislation in Bright Angel, abortions are carried out secretly in shady backstreet clinics.

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