Largest Manufacturing Sector: 1st Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1st Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1st
The Sadistic Republic of
Iron Fist Consumerists
Get Outa Here!!
Johann der Becker
Regional Influence
Superpower
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Outlawed

Overview People Government Economy Rank Trend

The Sadistic Republic of Bright Angel is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Johann der Becker with an iron fist, and remarkable for its zero percent divorce rate, compulsory military service, and rampant corporate plagiarism. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 24.612 billion Bright Angelians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, although Industry, Spirituality, and Healthcare are also considered important, while Environment and Welfare are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Flagstaff. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Bright Angelian economy, worth an astonishing 27,294 trillion zuchss a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, Woodchip Exports, and Automobile Manufacturing. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is a breathtaking 1,109,008 zuchss, with the richest citizens earning 7.1 times as much as the poorest.

Tourists avoid using the nation's bugged phones and monitored internet, when people ask what the difference is between politicians and lawyers they are referred to document c15(iv) section 14.1 subsection 3.2 of the Jan 2015 political category definition guidance codes, summer science camps are regularly raided by narcotics police, and chickens frolic freely on swings and roundabouts in Flagstaff's playgrounds. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Bright Angel's national animal is the red bearded woodchuck, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Veni vidi vici.

Bright Angel is ranked 8,290th in the world and 1st in Macfora Forever for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring 7,357.44 on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.

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Largest Manufacturing Sector: 1stLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1stLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1stHighest Average Incomes: 2ndLargest Mining Sector: 2ndHighest Economic Output: 3rdLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 5thMost Advanced Public Transport: 7thMost Corrupt Governments: 11thLargest Insurance Industry: 12thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 12thMost Subsidized Industry: 19thLargest Agricultural Sector: 21stHighest Poor Incomes: 21stHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 23rdLargest Governments: 25thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 26thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 27thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 28thMost Avoided: 28thLargest Black Market: 32ndMost Advanced Defense Forces: 36thMost Devout: 39thLowest Crime Rates: 39thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 66thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 142ndHighest Average Tax Rates: 178thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 195thLargest Information Technology Sector: 291stMost Stationary: 465thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 502ndMost Scientifically Advanced: 521stRudest Citizens: 1,019thFattest Citizens: 1,419thTop
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Smartest Citizens: 1,585thLargest Populations: 1,647thMost Advanced Public Education: 1,829thMost Efficient Economies: 2,931stMost Conservative: 3,411thMost Influential: 3,544thLargest Publishing Industry: 5,809thLargest Retail Industry: 5,931stTop
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Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 8,290thMost Authoritarian: 11,851stMost Extreme: 12,492nd

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Bright Angel, chickens frolic freely on swings and roundabouts in Flagstaff's playgrounds.
  • : Following new legislation in Bright Angel, summer science camps are regularly raided by narcotics police.
  • : Following new legislation in Bright Angel, when people ask what the difference is between politicians and lawyers they are referred to document c15(iv) section 14.1 subsection 3.2 of the Jan 2015 political category definition guidance codes.
  • : Following new legislation in Bright Angel, tourists avoid using the nation's bugged phones and monitored internet.
  • : Following new legislation in Bright Angel, owning a tractor is widely regarded as an essential prerequisite to most government positions.
  • : Following new legislation in Bright Angel, trespassers entering Johann der Becker's office are immediately vaporized.
  • : Following new legislation in Bright Angel, the police double as repo men.
  • : Following new legislation in Bright Angel, scientists regularly clone human beings for research purposes.
  • : Following new legislation in Bright Angel, major cities are suffering under water rationing.
  • : Following new legislation in Bright Angel, politicians are often seen with soldiers pointing guns at their heads.

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