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The Sadistic Republic of Bright Angel

“Get Outa Here!!”

Category: Corporate Police State
Civil Rights:
Outlawed
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Outlawed

Regional Influence: Superpower

Location: Macfora Forever

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The Sadistic Republic of Bright Angel is a gargantuan, devout nation, ruled by Johann der Becker with an iron fist, and notable for its punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 20.053 billion Bright Angelians are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt, moralistic government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defence, and Religion & Spirituality. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Flagstaff. The average income tax rate is 100%. A powerhouse of a private sector is dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry.

The populace has developed a mortal fear of the woods, most citizens in Bright Angel are abject pyrophobes after extremely graphic pamphlets were mailed nationwide by the government, daily newspapers are permitted to run only pro-government stories, and rag-wearing teachers are often mistaken for homeless people. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force. Bright Angel's national animal is the red bearded woodchuck, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, its national religion is Veni vidi vici, and its currency is the zuchs.

Bright Angel is ranked 3rd in Macfora Forever and 112,186th in the world for Least Corrupt Governments, scoring -1,774 on the Inverse Mugabe Relativity Rating.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 6 hours ago

  • 4 hours ago: Following new legislation in Bright Angel, rag-wearing teachers are often mistaken for homeless people.
  • 16 hours ago: Following new legislation in Bright Angel, daily newspapers are permitted to run only pro-government stories.
  • 1 day 4 hours ago: Following new legislation in Bright Angel, most citizens in Bright Angel are abject pyrophobes after extremely graphic pamphlets were mailed nationwide by the government.
  • 1 day 16 hours ago: Following new legislation in Bright Angel, the populace has developed a mortal fear of the woods.
  • 2 days 4 hours ago: Following new legislation in Bright Angel, new urban roads are threatening city parks.
  • 2 days 16 hours ago: Following new legislation in Bright Angel, organ donation is compulsory.
  • 3 days 4 hours ago: Following new legislation in Bright Angel, homes have been banned from having any more than one wheel.
  • 3 days 16 hours ago: Following new legislation in Bright Angel, cremation is compulsory for the deceased.
  • 4 days ago: Bright Angel was reclassified from "Iron Fist Consumerists" to "Corporate Police State".
  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in Bright Angel, seafood restaurants assure customers 'If it lives in the sea, it's on our menu'.

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