Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1st Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1st Largest Manufacturing Sector: 1st
The Sadistic Republic of
Iron Fist Consumerists
Get Outa Here!!
Johann der Becker
Regional Influence
Superpower
Civil Rights
Outlawed
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

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The Sadistic Republic of Bright Angel is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Johann der Becker with an iron fist, and notable for its infamous sell-swords, avant-garde cinema, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 25.223 billion Bright Angelians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, with Industry, Spirituality, and Healthcare also on the agenda, while Environment and Welfare receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Flagstaff. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Bright Angelian economy, worth an astonishing 28,407 trillion zuchss a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, Woodchip Exports, and Automobile Manufacturing. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is a breathtaking 1,126,237 zuchss, with the richest citizens earning 8.3 times as much as the poorest.

Rumours have it that a secret police is responsible for the recent spate of missing persons, agricultural science is the most competitive subject at Bright Angel's universities, motorists' locations are constantly tracked by intelligence and law enforcement agencies, and dictionary sales have hit an all-time high. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Bright Angel's national animal is the red bearded woodchuck, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Veni vidi vici.

Bright Angel is ranked 177,906th in the world and 3rd in Macfora Forever for Most Compassionate Citizens, scoring 6.41 on the Kitten Softness Rating.

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Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1stLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1stLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1stHighest Average Incomes: 2ndLargest Mining Sector: 2ndHighest Economic Output: 3rdLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 5thMost Advanced Public Transport: 8thMost Corrupt Governments: 10thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 13thLargest Insurance Industry: 13thMost Subsidized Industry: 18thLargest Agricultural Sector: 19thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 19thLargest Governments: 24thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 26thMost Avoided: 27thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 28thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 30thHighest Poor Incomes: 31stLowest Crime Rates: 32ndLargest Black Market: 32ndMost Advanced Defense Forces: 33rdMost Devout: 41stMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 67thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 108thHighest Average Tax Rates: 165thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 175thLargest Information Technology Sector: 375thMost Stationary: 437thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 472ndMost Scientifically Advanced: 644thRudest Citizens: 804thFattest Citizens: 1,206thSmartest Citizens: 1,587thLargest Populations: 1,596thTop
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Most Advanced Public Education: 1,900thMost Conservative: 1,993rdMost Efficient Economies: 2,900thMost Influential: 3,686thLargest Publishing Industry: 5,711thLargest Retail Industry: 6,339thTop
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Most Authoritarian: 9,646thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 15,395thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 16,417th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Bright Angel, dictionary sales have hit an all-time high.
  • : Following new legislation in Bright Angel, motorists' locations are constantly tracked by intelligence and law enforcement agencies.
  • : Following new legislation in Bright Angel, agricultural science is the most competitive subject at Bright Angel's universities.
  • : Following new legislation in Bright Angel, rumours have it that a secret police is responsible for the recent spate of missing persons.
  • : Following new legislation in Bright Angel, long-wed spouses often regret proposals they made when they were twenty.
  • : Following new legislation in Bright Angel, 100-year-old politicians are now a thing of the past.
  • : Following new legislation in Bright Angel, the nation is known abroad for fast food and nothing else.
  • : Following new legislation in Bright Angel, warfare increasingly resembles a video game.
  • : Following new legislation in Bright Angel, meat is a luxury afforded only to the wealthy.
  • : Following new legislation in Bright Angel, the nation's orphanages and maternity wards have been nicknamed 'the Killbot Factories'.

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