The Sadistic Republic of
Corporate Police State
Get Outa Here!!
Regional Influence
Superpower
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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The Sadistic Republic of Bright Angel is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Johann der Becker with an iron fist, and renowned for its closed borders, anti-smoking policies, and strictly enforced bedtime. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 21.394 billion Bright Angelians are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Spirituality. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Flagstaff. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Bright Angelian economy, worth an astonishing 14,403 trillion zuch a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Woodchip Exports, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is a breathtaking 673,230 zuch, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 3,063,887 per year while the poor average 90,433, a ratio of 33.9 to 1.

Reporters sent to cover suspected UFO visits come back with stories about quilting bees, the nation's drinking water tends to glow green at night, homeowners are evicted to make way for new runways, and a National Academy regulates grammar and usage. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Bright Angel's national animal is the red bearded woodchuck, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Veni vidi vici.

Bright Angel is ranked 3rd in Macfora Forever and 1,098th in the world for Largest Publishing Industry, scoring 14 on the Bella Potter Productivity e-Index.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 9 hours ago

  • 11 hours ago: Following new legislation in Bright Angel, a National Academy regulates grammar and usage.
  • 23 hours ago: Following new legislation in Bright Angel, homeowners are evicted to make way for new runways.
  • 1 day 11 hours ago: Following new legislation in Bright Angel, the nation's drinking water tends to glow green at night.
  • 1 day 23 hours ago: Following new legislation in Bright Angel, reporters sent to cover suspected UFO visits come back with stories about quilting bees.
  • 2 days 11 hours ago: Following new legislation in Bright Angel, curtailed social programs have left many citizens bereft of any safety net.
  • 2 days 23 hours ago: Following new legislation in Bright Angel, children as young as twelve are conscripted into the armed forces.
  • 3 days 11 hours ago: Following new legislation in Bright Angel, governments opposing Bright Angel are beset by rebels.
  • 3 days 23 hours ago: Following new legislation in Bright Angel, protesters are up in arms over new nuclear power stations.
  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in Bright Angel, owning a tractor is widely regarded as an essential prerequisite to most government positions.
  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in Bright Angel, citizens who fail to follow the official national religion are executed.

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