The Sadistic Republic of
Corporate Police State
Get Outa Here!!
Regional Influence
Superpower
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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The Sadistic Republic of Bright Angel is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Johann der Becker with an iron fist, and renowned for its closed borders, avowedly heterosexual populace, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 21.866 billion Bright Angelians are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Spirituality. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Flagstaff. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Bright Angelian economy, worth an astonishing 14,852 trillion zuch a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Woodchip Exports, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is a breathtaking 679,269 zuch, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 2,970,139 per year while the poor average 98,004, a ratio of 30.3 to 1.

Families consisting of more than three people are forced to split up, most citizens in Bright Angel are abject pyrophobes after extremely graphic pamphlets were mailed nationwide by the government, the military invades any neighboring nation with the gall to criticize its policies, and students cut up leftover zuch during Arts and Crafts. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Bright Angel's national animal is the red bearded woodchuck, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Veni vidi vici.

Bright Angel is ranked 1st in Macfora Forever and 31st in the world for Shortest Average Lifespan, scoring 127 on the Bus Surprisal Index.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 6 hours ago

  • 12 hours ago: Following new legislation in Bright Angel, students cut up leftover zuch during Arts and Crafts.
  • 1 day ago: Following new legislation in Bright Angel, the military invades any neighboring nation with the gall to criticize its policies.
  • 1 day 12 hours ago: Following new legislation in Bright Angel, most citizens in Bright Angel are abject pyrophobes after extremely graphic pamphlets were mailed nationwide by the government.
  • 2 days ago: Following new legislation in Bright Angel, families consisting of more than three people are forced to split up.
  • 2 days 12 hours ago: Following new legislation in Bright Angel, reporters sent to cover suspected UFO visits come back with stories about quilting bees.
  • 3 days ago: Following new legislation in Bright Angel, roads are often attended by round-the-clock construction crews.
  • 3 days 12 hours ago: Following new legislation in Bright Angel, flogging is all the rage.
  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in Bright Angel, it's always rabbit season.
  • 4 days ago: Bright Angel was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Extreme (last census: Top 5%).
  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in Bright Angel, newborns are being raised as mindless killing machines.

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