The Sadistic Republic of
Corporate Police State
Get Outa Here!!
Regional Influence
Superpower
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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The Sadistic Republic of Bright Angel is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Johann der Becker with an iron fist, and remarkable for its anti-smoking policies, compulsory military service, and multi-spousal wedding ceremonies. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 21.774 billion Bright Angelians are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Spirituality. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Flagstaff. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Bright Angelian economy, worth an astonishing 14,787 trillion zuch a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Woodchip Exports, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is a breathtaking 679,133 zuch, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 3,090,748 per year while the poor average 91,226, a ratio of 33.9 to 1.

Politicians are often seen with soldiers pointing guns at their heads, retail stores offer sales every hour on the hour, warfare increasingly resembles a video game, and door-to-door salesmen are frequently beaten up by 'vigilantes'. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Bright Angel's national animal is the red bearded woodchuck, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Veni vidi vici.

Bright Angel is ranked 1st in Macfora Forever and 11th in the world for Lowest Crime Rates, scoring 4,218.42 on the Relative Freedom From Crime Index.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 15 hours ago

  • 10 hours ago: Following new legislation in Bright Angel, door-to-door salesmen are frequently beaten up by 'vigilantes'.
  • 1 day 2 hours ago: Following new legislation in Bright Angel, warfare increasingly resembles a video game.
  • 1 day 14 hours ago: Following new legislation in Bright Angel, retail stores offer sales every hour on the hour.
  • 2 days 2 hours ago: Following new legislation in Bright Angel, politicians are often seen with soldiers pointing guns at their heads.
  • 2 days 14 hours ago: Following new legislation in Bright Angel, the mob and the police have recently had numerous clashes in the back alleys of Bright Angel's cities due to the government's steadfast anti-casino stance.
  • 3 days 2 hours ago: Following new legislation in Bright Angel, government police forces protect public schools from the threat of protest.
  • 3 days 2 hours ago: Following new legislation in Bright Angel, the country is preparing for war.
  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in Bright Angel, the education system has gotten a recent boost in spending.
  • 5 days ago: Following new legislation in Bright Angel, the nation's industries are scrambling to switch to biodegradable plastics.
  • 5 days ago: Following new legislation in Bright Angel, long arduous trials are held for the most trivial of offences.

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