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The Sadistic Republic of Bright Angel

“Get Outa Here!!”

Category: Corporate Police State
Civil Rights:
Outlawed
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Outlawed

Regional Influence: Superpower

Location: Macfora Forever

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The Sadistic Republic of Bright Angel is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Johann der Becker with an iron fist, and remarkable for its complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 20.079 billion Bright Angelians are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt, moralistic government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defence, and Religion & Spirituality. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Flagstaff. The average income tax rate is 100%. A powerhouse of a private sector is dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry.

Humongo-Mart's Beef 'n Red bearded woodchuck Lasagne is a hit, fancy dress parties are raided by military police for new recruits, the nation is reliant on the principle of mutually assured destruction to maintain its security, and it is illegal to make racist remarks in public. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force. Bright Angel's national animal is the red bearded woodchuck, which is also the nation's favorite main course, its national religion is Veni vidi vici, and its currency is the zuchs.

Bright Angel is ranked 3rd in Macfora Forever and 112,287th in the world for Most Cultured, scoring -399 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 10 hours ago

  • 8 hours ago: Following new legislation in Bright Angel, it is illegal to make racist remarks in public.
  • 20 hours ago: Following new legislation in Bright Angel, the nation is reliant on the principle of mutually assured destruction to maintain its security.
  • 1 day 8 hours ago: Following new legislation in Bright Angel, fancy dress parties are raided by military police for new recruits.
  • 1 day 20 hours ago: Following new legislation in Bright Angel, Humongo-Mart's Beef 'n Red bearded woodchuck Lasagne is a hit.
  • 3 days 8 hours ago: Following new legislation in Bright Angel, the nation's soldiers are considered the best-dressed in Macfora Forever.
  • 3 days 20 hours ago: Following new legislation in Bright Angel, university graduates and new home-owners toil in labour camps to work off their debts.
  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in Bright Angel, rag-wearing teachers are often mistaken for homeless people.
  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in Bright Angel, daily newspapers are permitted to run only pro-government stories.
  • 5 days ago: Following new legislation in Bright Angel, most citizens in Bright Angel are abject pyrophobes after extremely graphic pamphlets were mailed nationwide by the government.
  • 5 days ago: Following new legislation in Bright Angel, the populace has developed a mortal fear of the woods.

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