The Commonwealth of
Capitalizt
Unity, Liberty, Prosperity
Regional Influence
Minnow
Region
Civil Rights
Excellent
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Very Good

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The Commonwealth of Bretony is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Chancellor of Bretony with an even hand, and renowned for its deadly medical pandemics, keen interest in outer space, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless population of 17.037 billion Bretons enjoy some of the most opulent lifestyles in the region, unless they are unemployed or working-class, in which case they are variously starving to death or crippled by easily preventable diseases.

The tiny, corrupt government prioritizes Law & Order, although Defense and Industry are also considered important, while Social Policy and Environment receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Forthampton. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Breton economy, worth a remarkable 5,567 trillion mark sterlings a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Information Technology, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is an amazing 326,789 mark sterlings, with the richest citizens earning 5.3 times as much as the poorest.

Prominent cultural symbols are featured on the backs of cereal boxes, political scientists despair as the national mascot election eclipses all others in voter enthusiasm, an increasing percentage of the population's youth have homosexual parents, and the Supreme Court vehemently protects civil rights and the right to privacy. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force. Bretony's national animal is the Mockingjay, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is none.

Bretony is ranked 3,624th in Osiris and 134,055th in the world for Least Corrupt Governments, scoring -166 on the Inverse Mugabe Relativity Rating.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 24 days ago

  • 6 days ago: Bretony was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Avoided (last census: Top 5%).
  • 24 days ago: Bretony was reclassified from "Capitalist Paradise" to "Capitalizt".
  • 24 days ago: Following new legislation in Bretony, the Supreme Court vehemently protects civil rights and the right to privacy.
  • 27 days ago: Bretony was ranked in the Top 5% of the region for Largest Soda Pop Sector (last census: Top 1%).
  • 32 days ago: Bretony fell out of the regional Top 10% for Most World Assembly Endorsements.
  • 37 days ago: Bretony was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Most Subsidized Industry (last census: Top 5%).
  • 38 days ago: Bretony was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Most Influential.
  • 45 days ago: Following new legislation in Bretony, an increasing percentage of the population's youth have homosexual parents.
  • 45 days ago: Following new legislation in Bretony, political scientists despair as the national mascot election eclipses all others in voter enthusiasm.
  • 45 days ago: Following new legislation in Bretony, prominent cultural symbols are featured on the backs of cereal boxes.

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