The Commonwealth of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Unity, Liberty, Prosperity
Regional Influence
Minnow
Region
Civil Rights
Excellent
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Very Good

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The Commonwealth of Bretony is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Chancellor of Bretony with an even hand, and remarkable for its sprawling nuclear power plants, complete lack of public education, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless population of 16.702 billion Bretons have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The tiny, corrupt government prioritizes Law & Order, although Defense and Industry are also considered important, while Social Policy and Environment receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Forthampton. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Breton economy, worth a remarkable 5,461 trillion mark sterlings a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Information Technology, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is an amazing 326,999 mark sterlings, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.7 times as much as the poorest.

Elevator music has been replaced by thrash metal played at maximum volume, the nation's official head of religious affairs is an atheist, charged suspects often have to wait years before the courts have room to judge their trial, and space shuttles regularly launch rubbish into space. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force. Bretony's national animal is the Mockingjay, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is none.

Bretony is ranked 3,756th in Osiris and 122,905th in the world for Most Primitive, scoring -441 on the Scary Big Number Scale.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 2 days 5 hours ago

  • 3 days 4 hours ago: Following new legislation in Bretony, space shuttles regularly launch rubbish into space.
  • 3 days 4 hours ago: Following new legislation in Bretony, charged suspects often have to wait years before the courts have room to judge their trial.
  • 3 days 4 hours ago: Following new legislation in Bretony, the nation's official head of religious affairs is an atheist.
  • 3 days 4 hours ago: Following new legislation in Bretony, elevator music has been replaced by thrash metal played at maximum volume.
  • 10 days ago: Bretony was ranked in the Top 5% of the region for Most Godforsaken (last census: Top 10%).
  • 11 days ago: Bretony was ranked in the Top 5% of the region for Largest Gambling Industry (last census: Top 1%).
  • 11 days ago: Following new legislation in Bretony, Max Barry is this year's Miss Bretony.
  • 15 days ago: Following new legislation in Bretony, extreme political groups are outlawed.
  • 15 days ago: Following new legislation in Bretony, crime is on the rise as DNA sampling has been all but outlawed.
  • 20 days ago: Following new legislation in Bretony, the government has cut its subsidies for all special interest groups.

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