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The Grand Empire of Brennettslavia

“Ceteris Paribus”

Category: Compulsory Consumerist State
Civil Rights:
Below Average
Economy:
All-Consuming
Political Freedoms:
Few

Regional Influence: Envoy

Location: Yggdrasil

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The Grand Empire of Brennettslavia is a colossal, economically powerful nation, ruled by Grand Emperor Dreisatz with an iron fist, and remarkable for its absence of drug laws. Its compassionate, hard-working, cynical population of 9.17 billion are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt government stops and the rest of society begins, but it is mainly concerned with Social Welfare, although Education and Law & Order are secondary priorities. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 78%. A powerhouse of a private sector is led by the Information Technology, Gambling, and Book Publishing industries.

Citizens are expected to be proficient in at least five languages, nobody ever seems to enter or leave the armour-plated flying castle that serves as Brennettslavia's House of Parliament, nudity is frowned upon, and prisons are crowded with possible terrorist suspects. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Brennettslavia's national animal is the owl, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, its national religion is Monarch Cult, and its currency is the Imperial Slavic Credit.

Brennettslavia is ranked 14th in Yggdrasil and 5,574th in the world for Most Politically Apathetic Citizens, with 19 Whatever.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 4 days ago

  • 5 days ago: Brennettslavia was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector.
  • 13 days ago: Brennettslavia fell out of the world Top 10% for Most Scientifically Advanced.
  • 21 days ago: Brennettslavia was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Largest Mining Sector.
  • 30 days ago: Brennettslavia was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Cheese Export Sector (last census: Top 10%).
  • 45 days ago: Brennettslavia was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector.
  • 48 days ago: Brennettslavia was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Largest Cheese Export Sector.
  • 57 days ago: Brennettslavia was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Largest Furniture Restoration Industry.
  • 61 days ago: Brennettslavia was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector.
  • 66 days ago: Brennettslavia was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Fattest Citizens.
  • 67 days ago: Brennettslavia was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Largest Retail Industry.

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