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The Grand Empire of Brennettslavia

“Ceteris Paribus”

Category: Compulsory Consumerist State
Civil Rights:
Below Average
Economy:
All-Consuming
Political Freedoms:
Few

Regional Influence: Minnow

Location: Balder

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The Grand Empire of Brennettslavia is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Grand Emperor Dreisatz with an iron fist, and notable for its absence of drug laws. The compassionate, hard-working, cynical population of 9.93 billion Brennettslavians are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt government stops and the rest of society begins, but it is mainly concerned with Social Welfare, although Education and Law & Order are on the agenda. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 78%. A powerhouse of a private sector is led by the Information Technology, Gambling, and Book Publishing industries.

Citizens are expected to be proficient in at least five languages, nobody ever seems to enter or leave the armour-plated flying castle that serves as Brennettslavia's House of Parliament, nudity is frowned upon, and prisons are crowded with possible terrorist suspects. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Brennettslavia's national animal is the owl, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, its national religion is Monarch Cult, and its currency is the Imperial Slavic Credit.

Brennettslavia is ranked 644th in Balder and 16,771st in the world for Most Cultured, scoring 18 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 12 days ago

  • 3 days 7 hours ago: Brennettslavia was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Most Politically Apathetic Citizens.
  • 16 days ago: Brennettslavia was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Largest Populations.
  • 18 days ago: Brennettslavia was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Highest Drug Use.
  • 19 days ago: Brennettslavia was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Basket Weaving Sector (last census: Top 5%).
  • 22 days ago: Brennettslavia was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry.
  • 37 days ago: Brennettslavia was ranked in the Top 1% of the region for Most Influential.
  • 38 days ago: Brennettslavia was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Largest Retail Industry.
  • 41 days ago: Brennettslavia was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Cheese Export Sector (last census: Top 5%).
  • 41 days ago: Brennettslavia was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Largest Cheese Export Sector.
  • 42 days ago: Brennettslavia was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Largest Basket Weaving Sector.

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