Largest Soda Pop Sector: 5,542nd Highest Drug Use: 9,776th Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 9,993rd
The Centrist Republic of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Fairness And Social Equality
Regional Influence
Nipper
Region
Civil Rights
Excellent
Economy
All-Consuming
Political Freedom
Very Good

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The Centrist Republic of Brazzland is a massive, socially progressive nation, ruled by President BMOR with an even hand, and renowned for its irreverence towards religion, absence of drug laws, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 2.473 billion Brazzlandians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Horowitz. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 44.2%.

The all-consuming Brazzlandian economy, worth 241 trillion Knaves a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Soda Sales, and Basket Weaving. Average income is 97,688 Knaves, with the richest citizens earning 5.9 times as much as the poorest.

Prominent cultural symbols are featured on the backs of cereal boxes, business owners return from long vacations to find their factories have been turned into homeless shelters, conspiracy theorists allege Horowitz's new subway map resembles Satanic symbols, and many mayors are barely in office before being kicked out for minor parking violations. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Brazzland's national animal is the Kalkara, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Brazzland is ranked 48,137th in the world and 1,733rd in Osiris for Highest Poor Incomes, with 37,240.78 Standard Monetary Units.

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Largest Soda Pop Sector: 5,542ndTop
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Highest Drug Use: 9,776thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 9,993rdMost Cheerful Citizens: 10,438thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 11,046thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 14,298th
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Largest Soda Pop Sector: 228th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 266th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 319th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 324th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 357th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 411th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Brazzland, many mayors are barely in office before being kicked out for minor parking violations.
  • : Following new legislation in Brazzland, conspiracy theorists allege Horowitz's new subway map resembles Satanic symbols.
  • : Following new legislation in Brazzland, business owners return from long vacations to find their factories have been turned into homeless shelters.
  • : Following new legislation in Brazzland, prominent cultural symbols are featured on the backs of cereal boxes.
  • : Following new legislation in Brazzland, businesses are forced to bring all work back within the nation's borders.
  • : Following new legislation in Brazzland, fancy dress parties are raided by military police for new recruits.
  • : Following new legislation in Brazzland, drowning sailors are hung out to dry.
  • : Following new legislation in Brazzland, birth rates have hit an all-time low.
  • : Brazzland altered its national flag.
  • : Brazzland was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector.

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