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The Moar Caek Plaese of Brandonian

“Yes it is a Flying Cat.”

Category: Capitalist Paradise
Civil Rights:
Political Freedoms:
Very Good

Regional Influence: Auxiliary

Location: Alliance Of Armed Nations


The Moar Caek Plaese of Brandonian is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by a crazed druggy with an even hand, and remarkable for its devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, intelligent population of 5.823 billion Brandonianians are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defence, and Education. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Amendela. The average income tax rate is 66%. A powerhouse of a private sector is led by the Tourism industry, followed by Arms Manufacturing and Furniture Restoration.

The government blames all suspicious phenomena on flying saucers, record sales of 'child-whacking sticks' have been reported, soldiers are equipped with multi-million battlesuits, and roads are often attended by round-the-clock construction crews. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Brandonian's national animal is the $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$, which is also the nation's favorite main course, its national religion is Theocracist, and its currency is the .

Brandonian is ranked 12th in Alliance Of Armed Nations and 45,458th in the world for Nudest, with 154 Cheeks per Square Mile.

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