Population | 16.151 billion |
Capital | Seville |
Leader | Alvin Goremunk |
Faith | Environmentalism |
Currency | carbontax |
Animal | Chipmunk |
The Pretitled of Boris Dragosani is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Alvin Goremunk with a fair hand, and notable for its complete lack of prisons, feral children, and frequent executions. The compassionate, democratic population of 16.151 billion Dragosanians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.
The enormous, corrupt, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Environment, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Seville. The average income tax rate is 91.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Dragosanian economy, worth a remarkable 3,249 trillion carbontaxes a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, highly specialized black market in Retail, Tourism, Book Publishing, and Information Technology. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 201,171 carbontaxes, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Alvin Goremunk is famed for giving great back rubs, the Museum of Blackacrean War Crimes is located on "Blackacre Did Nothing Wrong Avenue", bored politicians often entertain themselves with games of Simon during important votes, and attempted suicide is punishable by public hanging. Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Boris Dragosani's national animal is the Chipmunk, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Environmentalism.
Boris Dragosani is ranked 1,442nd in the world and 7th in The Glorious Nations of Iwaku for Most Cultured, scoring 317 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Boris Dragosani, attempted suicide is punishable by public hanging.
- : Following new legislation in Boris Dragosani, bored politicians often entertain themselves with games of Simon during important votes.
- : Following new legislation in Boris Dragosani, the Museum of Blackacrean War Crimes is located on "Blackacre Did Nothing Wrong Avenue".
- : Following new legislation in Boris Dragosani, Alvin Goremunk is famed for giving great back rubs.
- : Following new legislation in Boris Dragosani, the government pours millions of carbontaxes into rehabilitation programs annually.
- : Boris Dragosani was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Avoided.
- : Following new legislation in Boris Dragosani, visiting dignitaries often end up cuddling in the hot tub with Alvin Goremunk.
- : Following new legislation in Boris Dragosani, a flying elephant and Alvin Goremunk share the same nickname.
- : Following new legislation in Boris Dragosani, the police are destroying all photographic evidence of their own existence.
- : Following new legislation in Boris Dragosani, the undead are an officially recognised ethnic minority (Boris Dragosani has found 5 easter eggs).