The Not So Isolated Islands of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Coincidences are the way forward
Lord Malik IV
Regional Influence
Contender
Region
Civil Rights
Good
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Good

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The Not So Isolated Islands of Boring Paradise is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Lord Malik IV with an even hand, and renowned for its frequent executions, keen interest in outer space, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless, devout population of 13.448 billion Hawkians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Paradisia. The average income tax rate is 51.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient a Hawkian economy, worth a remarkable 1,282 trillion Borish pounds a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Soda Sales, Arms Manufacturing, and Information Technology. Black market activity is extensive. Average income is 95,367 Borish pounds, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.9 times as much as the poorest.

Racial supremacists indulge their wildest fantasies in cinemas and theatres across the nation, the Hawka Bear is protected from hunting and slowly coming back from the brink of extinction, traffic jams are a common sight due to construction work from a massive overhaul of the nation's freeways, and organ donation rates are among the lowest in the region. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Boring Paradise's national animal is the Hawka Bear, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Hawkism.

Boring Paradise is ranked 88th in Esportiva and 116,190th in the world for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring -13 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 1 day ago

  • 15 hours ago: Following new legislation in Boring Paradise, organ donation rates are among the lowest in the region.
  • 2 days 3 hours ago: Following new legislation in Boring Paradise, traffic jams are a common sight due to construction work from a massive overhaul of the nation's freeways.
  • 2 days 8 hours ago: Boring Paradise lodged a message on the Esportiva Regional Message Board.
  • 3 days 3 hours ago: Following new legislation in Boring Paradise, the Hawka Bear is protected from hunting and slowly coming back from the brink of extinction.
  • 3 days 3 hours ago: Following new legislation in Boring Paradise, racial supremacists indulge their wildest fantasies in cinemas and theatres across the nation.
  • 3 days 3 hours ago: Following new legislation in Boring Paradise, citizens are bombarded with advertising from their compulsory miniature radios.
  • 3 days 6 hours ago: Boring Paradise lodged a message on the Esportiva Regional Message Board.
  • 3 days 22 hours ago: Boring Paradise was endorsed by The Colony of Swordean Capital Territory.
  • 5 days ago: Following new legislation in Boring Paradise, naturists are jailed regularly for indecent exposure.
  • 6 days ago: Following new legislation in Boring Paradise, all guns must be registered.

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