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The Islands of Boring Paradise

“We always try our best”

Category: Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Civil Rights:
Below Average
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Very Good

Regional Influence: Negotiator

Location: Esportiva

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The Islands of Boring Paradise is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Lord Malik II with an even hand, and remarkable for its complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, intelligent population of 12.47 billion Paradisians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Defence, Law & Order, and Education. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Paradisia. The average income tax rate is 75%. A powerhouse of a private sector is dominated by the Soda Sales industry.

Strange lights seen in the sky are officially regarded as weather balloons or hoaxes and nothing else, the government struggles to keep up with the endless list of petrol disasters, reports of arson have doubled since the introduction of a privatised fire protection service, and the government keeps introducing new foreign species to combat the previous ones it has introduced. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Boring Paradise's national animal is the Hawka Bear, which is also the nation's favorite main course, its national religion is Islam, and its currency is the Borish pound.

Boring Paradise is ranked 80th in Esportiva and 93,547th in the world for Largest Welfare Programs, scoring -3 on the Safety Net Mesh Density Rating.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 22 hours ago

  • 2 days ago: Following new legislation in Boring Paradise, the government keeps introducing new foreign species to combat the previous ones it has introduced.
  • 2 days ago: Following new legislation in Boring Paradise, reports of arson have doubled since the introduction of a privatised fire protection service.
  • 2 days ago: Following new legislation in Boring Paradise, the government struggles to keep up with the endless list of petrol disasters.
  • 2 days ago: Following new legislation in Boring Paradise, strange lights seen in the sky are officially regarded as weather balloons or hoaxes and nothing else.
  • 2 days ago: Following new legislation in Boring Paradise, consumption of cat memes has skyrocketed.
  • 2 days 4 hours ago: Boring Paradise voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Liberate Versutian Federation".
  • 3 days ago: Boring Paradise's influence in Esportiva rose from "Auxiliary" to "Negotiator".
  • 20 days ago: Boring Paradise fell out of the regional Top 10% for Safest.
  • 23 days ago: Boring Paradise lodged a message on the Esportiva Regional Message Board.
  • 23 days ago: Boring Paradise was endorsed by The Kingdom of Xadowia.

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World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 7 » Paradystopia, Felix, Yttribia, Gloriax, Gregoryisgodistan Special Admin Zone, Greater Caledon, and Xadowia.

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