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The Islands of Boring Paradise

“We always try our best”

Category: Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Civil Rights:
Political Freedoms:
Very Good

Regional Influence: Negotiator

Location: Esportiva


The Islands of Boring Paradise is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Lord Malik II with an even hand, and renowned for its punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, hard-working, intelligent population of 12.837 billion Paradisians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Defence, Law & Order, and Education. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Paradisia. The average income tax rate is 77%. A powerhouse of a private sector is dominated by the Soda Sales industry.

Strange lights seen in the sky are officially regarded as weather balloons or hoaxes and nothing else, the government struggles to keep up with the endless list of petrol disasters, reports of arson have doubled since the introduction of a privatised fire protection service, and the government keeps introducing new foreign species to combat the previous ones it has introduced. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Boring Paradise's national animal is the Hawka Bear, which is also the nation's favorite main course, its national religion is Islam, and its currency is the Borish pound.

Boring Paradise is ranked 36th in Esportiva and 33,163rd in the world for Most Scientifically Advanced, scoring 96 on the Kurzweil Singularity Index.

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