Most Efficient Economies: 832nd Largest Black Market: 2,354th Most Influential: 2,583rd
The Not So Isolated Islands of
Father Knows Best State
Coincidences are the way forward
Lord Malik IV
Regional Influence
Enforcer
Region
Civil Rights
Average
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Few

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The Not So Isolated Islands of Boring Paradise is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Lord Malik IV with an iron fist, and renowned for its frequent executions, anti-smoking policies, and otherworldly petting zoo. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 16.885 billion Paradisians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Paradisia. The average income tax rate is 70.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Paradisian economy, worth a remarkable 2,199 trillion Borish pounds a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Soda Sales. Black market activity is extensive. Average income is an impressive 130,289 Borish pounds, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

Artists from across the nation compete to renovate the restrooms of old government buildings, rural communities are all but disenfranchised as politicians focus all their attention on winning the deciding urban votes, young children are regularly seen wagering pocket money at blackjack tables, and religious organizations are being forced to leave the country or pay income taxes like everybody else. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Boring Paradise's national animal is the Hawka Bear, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Hawkism.

Boring Paradise is ranked 154,237th in the world and 84th in Esportiva for Highest Unexpected Death Rate, scoring 25.93 on the Bus Surprisal Index.

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Most Efficient Economies: 832ndTop
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Largest Black Market: 2,354thMost Influential: 2,583rdLargest Soda Pop Sector: 3,154thHighest Economic Output: 3,684thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 4,490thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 4,682ndLargest Populations: 4,892ndMost Stationary: 7,288thMost Corrupt Governments: 7,480thMost Developed: 7,763rdTop
10%
Most Subsidized Industry: 8,874thBest Weather: 10,211thHighest Poor Incomes: 10,564thLongest Average Lifespans: 12,046thMost Beautiful Environments: 12,611thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 12,697thMost Rebellious Youth: 12,878thLowest Crime Rates: 12,910thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 13,578thLargest Information Technology Sector: 13,975thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 14,335thHighest Average Incomes: 16,368th
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Largest Black Market: 1st in the regionLargest Populations: 1st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 2nd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 2nd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 3rd in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 3rd in the regionMost Influential: 3rd in the regionTop
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Most Advanced Defense Forces: 5th in the regionMost Stationary: 6th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 6th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 9th in the regionMost Developed: 9th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Boring Paradise's influence in Esportiva fell from "Eminence Grise" to "Enforcer".
  • : Boring Paradise's influence in Esportiva rose from "Enforcer" to "Eminence Grise".
  • : Boring Paradise was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most World Assembly Endorsements.
  • : Boring Paradise was endorsed by The Incorporated States of Tumbran World Assembly Mission.
  • : Boring Paradise was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Subsidized Industry.
  • : Boring Paradise was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Scientifically Advanced.
  • : Boring Paradise was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Stationary and the Top 10% for Highest Average Incomes.
  • : Boring Paradise was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Developed and Most Corrupt Governments and the Top 10% for Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector and Most Popular Tourist Destinations.
  • : Boring Paradise was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Average Incomes.
  • : Following new legislation in Boring Paradise, religious organizations are being forced to leave the country or pay income taxes like everybody else.

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