The Not So Isolated Islands of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Coincidences are the way forward
Lord Malik IV
Regional Influence
Contender
Region
Civil Rights
Good
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Some

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The Not So Isolated Islands of Boring Paradise is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Lord Malik IV with an even hand, and remarkable for its zero percent divorce rate, rampant corporate plagiarism, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless population of 14.548 billion Paradisians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Paradisia. The average income tax rate is 68.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Paradisian economy, worth a remarkable 1,774 trillion Borish pounds a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Soda Sales, Arms Manufacturing, and Information Technology. Black market activity is extensive. Average income is an impressive 121,998 Borish pounds, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.

The importance of winning Olympic gold medals is indoctrinated from an early age, all telephone traffic is monitored for 'national security reasons', business owners return from long vacations to find their factories have been turned into homeless shelters, and anti-government web sites are springing up. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Boring Paradise's national animal is the Hawka Bear, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Hawkism.

Boring Paradise is ranked 92nd in Esportiva and 118,659th in the world for Most Extreme, scoring 7 on the Paul-Nader Subjective Decentrality Index.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Boring Paradise was ranked in the Top 5% of the region for Lowest Unemployment Rates (last census: Top 10%).
  • : Boring Paradise was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Cheese Export Sector.
  • : Following new legislation in Boring Paradise, anti-government web sites are springing up.
  • : Following new legislation in Boring Paradise, business owners return from long vacations to find their factories have been turned into homeless shelters.
  • : Following new legislation in Boring Paradise, all telephone traffic is monitored for 'national security reasons'.
  • : Following new legislation in Boring Paradise, the importance of winning Olympic gold medals is indoctrinated from an early age.
  • : Boring Paradise changed its national demonym to "Paradisian" and its demonym adjective to "Paradisian".
  • : Boring Paradise altered its national flag.
  • : Boring Paradise was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Populations (last census: Top 10%).
  • : Boring Paradise was ranked in the Top 5% of the region for Largest Populations (last census: #1).

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