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The Sacred Islands of Boring Paradise

“We always try our best”

Category: Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Civil Rights:
Good
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Good

Regional Influence: Contender

Location: Esportiva

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The Sacred Islands of Boring Paradise is a gargantuan, economically powerful nation, ruled by Lord Malik IV with an even hand, and notable for its keen interest in outer space. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 13.233 billion Hawkians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Paradisia. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 50.7%.

The frighteningly efficient a Hawkian economy, worth a remarkable 1,192 trillion Borish pounds a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Soda Sales, Arms Manufacturing, and Information Technology. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is 90,083 Borish pounds, with the richest citizens earning 6.2 times as much as the poorest.

Fearful citizens watch their every move as does their government, citizens are encouraged to report friends, family members or co-workers who seem depressed to the government for "counselling", the government is reining in public spending, and the fastest growing demographic of porn viewership is twelve to seventeen. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Boring Paradise's national animal is the Hawka Bear, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Hawkism.

Boring Paradise is ranked 67th in Esportiva and 79,215th in the world for Most Authoritarian, with 0.137 Stalins.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 23 hours ago

  • 13 hours ago: Following new legislation in Boring Paradise, the fastest growing demographic of porn viewership is twelve to seventeen.
  • 2 days 1 hour ago: Following new legislation in Boring Paradise, the government is reining in public spending.
  • 3 days 1 hour ago: Following new legislation in Boring Paradise, citizens are encouraged to report friends, family members or co-workers who seem depressed to the government for "counselling".
  • 3 days 1 hour ago: Following new legislation in Boring Paradise, fearful citizens watch their every move as does their government.
  • 3 days 1 hour ago: Following new legislation in Boring Paradise, the government regularly hires contractors to construct high rise apartments.
  • 3 days 1 hour ago: Following new legislation in Boring Paradise, fancy dress parties are raided by military police for new recruits.
  • 3 days 5 hours ago: Boring Paradise voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Marine Debris Accord"".
  • 3 days 5 hours ago: Boring Paradise voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Commend Westwind".
  • 7 days ago: Boring Paradise voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Disabled Voters Act".
  • 10 days ago: Boring Paradise voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Ban on Double Taxation".

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