Most Efficient Economies: 840th Largest Black Market: 2,235th Most Influential: 2,484th
The Not So Isolated Islands of
Father Knows Best State
Coincidences are the way forward
Lord Malik IV
Regional Influence
Enforcer
Region
Civil Rights
Average
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Few

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The Not So Isolated Islands of Boring Paradise is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Lord Malik IV with an iron fist, and notable for its ritual sacrifices, anti-smoking policies, and multi-spousal wedding ceremonies. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 16.332 billion Paradisians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Paradisia. The average income tax rate is 69.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Paradisian economy, worth a remarkable 2,124 trillion Borish pounds a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Soda Sales. Black market activity is extensive. Average income is an impressive 130,092 Borish pounds, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

Artists from across the nation compete to renovate the restrooms of old government buildings, rural communities are all but disenfranchised as politicians focus all their attention on winning the deciding urban votes, young children are regularly seen wagering pocket money at blackjack tables, and religious organizations are being forced to leave the country or pay income taxes like everybody else. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Boring Paradise's national animal is the Hawka Bear, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Hawkism.

Boring Paradise is ranked 2,235th in the world and 1st in Esportiva for Largest Black Market, with 305 trillion Standard Monetary Units.

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Most Efficient Economies: 840thTop
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Largest Black Market: 2,235thMost Influential: 2,484thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 3,056thHighest Economic Output: 3,638thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 4,672ndMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 4,885thLargest Populations: 5,074thMost Developed: 7,288thMost Corrupt Governments: 7,350thTop
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Most Stationary: 7,659thMost Subsidized Industry: 8,692ndBest Weather: 10,066thHighest Poor Incomes: 10,343rdLongest Average Lifespans: 12,015thMost Beautiful Environments: 12,311thMost Rebellious Youth: 12,519thLowest Crime Rates: 12,910thLargest Information Technology Sector: 13,027thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 14,203rdLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 14,685th
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Largest Black Market: 1st in the regionLargest Populations: 2nd in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 2nd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 2nd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 3rd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 3rd in the regionMost Influential: 3rd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 4th in the regionTop
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Most Stationary: 6th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 7th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 8th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 9th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 9th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Boring Paradise was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Average Incomes.
  • : Following new legislation in Boring Paradise, religious organizations are being forced to leave the country or pay income taxes like everybody else.
  • : Following new legislation in Boring Paradise, young children are regularly seen wagering pocket money at blackjack tables.
  • : Boring Paradise was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Average.
  • : Following new legislation in Boring Paradise, rural communities are all but disenfranchised as politicians focus all their attention on winning the deciding urban votes.
  • : Following new legislation in Boring Paradise, artists from across the nation compete to renovate the restrooms of old government buildings.
  • : Following new legislation in Boring Paradise, loans are available for students from poor families.
  • : Following new legislation in Boring Paradise, the nation's politicians are acknowledged as the most polite in the region to the dismay of comedians everywhere.
  • : Boring Paradise was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Subsidized Industry.
  • : Following new legislation in Boring Paradise, Boring Paradise Barrier Island residents anxiously await their 'Bridge to Somewhere'.

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