The Not So Isolated Islands of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Coincidences are the way forward
Lord Malik IV
Regional Influence
Enforcer
Region
Civil Rights
Good
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Some

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The Not So Isolated Islands of Boring Paradise is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Lord Malik IV with an even hand, and renowned for its frequent executions, zero percent divorce rate, and rampant corporate plagiarism. The hard-nosed, humorless, devout population of 15.517 billion Paradisians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Paradisia. The average income tax rate is 69.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Paradisian economy, worth a remarkable 1,883 trillion Borish pounds a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Soda Sales, Arms Manufacturing, and Information Technology. Black market activity is extensive. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 121,375 Borish pounds, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Anti-government web sites are springing up, BP-SPAN viewership drops as MPs act their age, suburban backyards are seized by the government and turned into national parks, and citizens who leave the country are officially classed as traitors. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Boring Paradise's national animal is the Hawka Bear, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Hawkism.

Boring Paradise is ranked 35th in Esportiva and 68,983rd in the world for Largest Welfare Programs, scoring 20 on the Safety Net Mesh Density Rating.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Boring Paradise was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Highest Police Ratios.
  • : Boring Paradise's influence in Esportiva fell from "Eminence Grise" to "Enforcer".
  • : Boring Paradise fell out of the regional Top 10% for Fastest-Growing Economies.
  • : Boring Paradise was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Fastest-Growing Economies.
  • : Following new legislation in Boring Paradise, citizens who leave the country are officially classed as traitors.
  • : Following new legislation in Boring Paradise, suburban backyards are seized by the government and turned into national parks.
  • : Following new legislation in Boring Paradise, BP-SPAN viewership drops as MPs act their age.
  • : Boring Paradise fell out of the regional Top 10% for Highest Police Ratios.
  • : Boring Paradise's influence in Esportiva rose from "Dealmaker" to "Eminence Grise".
  • : Boring Paradise was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most World Assembly Endorsements (last census: Top 5%).

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