Most Efficient Economies: 836th Largest Black Market: 2,289th Most Influential: 2,522nd
The Not So Isolated Islands of
Father Knows Best State
Coincidences are the way forward
Lord Malik IV
Regional Influence
Enforcer
Region
Civil Rights
Average
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Few

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The Not So Isolated Islands of Boring Paradise is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Lord Malik IV with an iron fist, and renowned for its otherworldly petting zoo, sprawling nuclear power plants, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 16.526 billion Paradisians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Paradisia. The average income tax rate is 70.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Paradisian economy, worth a remarkable 2,150 trillion Borish pounds a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Soda Sales. Black market activity is extensive. Average income is an impressive 130,150 Borish pounds, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

Artists from across the nation compete to renovate the restrooms of old government buildings, rural communities are all but disenfranchised as politicians focus all their attention on winning the deciding urban votes, young children are regularly seen wagering pocket money at blackjack tables, and religious organizations are being forced to leave the country or pay income taxes like everybody else. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Boring Paradise's national animal is the Hawka Bear, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Hawkism.

Boring Paradise is ranked 24,097th in the world and 14th in Esportiva for Largest Governments, scoring 25.48 on the Bureaucratic Comprehensiveness Rating Scale Index.

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Most Efficient Economies: 836thTop
5%
Largest Black Market: 2,289thMost Influential: 2,522ndLargest Soda Pop Sector: 3,126thHighest Economic Output: 3,648thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 4,407thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 4,755thLargest Populations: 4,958thMost Developed: 7,332ndMost Corrupt Governments: 7,427thMost Stationary: 7,511thTop
10%
Most Subsidized Industry: 8,652ndBest Weather: 10,074thHighest Poor Incomes: 10,504thLongest Average Lifespans: 12,004thMost Beautiful Environments: 12,436thMost Rebellious Youth: 12,636thLowest Crime Rates: 12,838thLargest Information Technology Sector: 13,074thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 13,979thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 14,194thHighest Average Incomes: 15,799thMost Scientifically Advanced: 16,494th
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Largest Black Market: 1st in the regionLargest Populations: 1st in the regionTop
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Most Efficient Economies: 2nd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 2nd in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 3rd in the regionMost Influential: 3rd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 3rd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 4th in the regionTop
10%
Most Stationary: 6th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 6th in the regionMost Developed: 8th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 9th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 9th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 9th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 10th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 10th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Boring Paradise was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Scientifically Advanced.
  • : Boring Paradise was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Stationary and the Top 10% for Highest Average Incomes.
  • : Boring Paradise was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Developed and Most Corrupt Governments and the Top 10% for Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector and Most Popular Tourist Destinations.
  • : Boring Paradise was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Average Incomes.
  • : Following new legislation in Boring Paradise, religious organizations are being forced to leave the country or pay income taxes like everybody else.
  • : Following new legislation in Boring Paradise, young children are regularly seen wagering pocket money at blackjack tables.
  • : Boring Paradise was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Average.
  • : Following new legislation in Boring Paradise, rural communities are all but disenfranchised as politicians focus all their attention on winning the deciding urban votes.
  • : Following new legislation in Boring Paradise, artists from across the nation compete to renovate the restrooms of old government buildings.
  • : Following new legislation in Boring Paradise, loans are available for students from poor families.

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