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Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
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Lord Malik IV
Regional Influence
Instigator
Region
Civil Rights
Below Average
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Some

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The Not So Isolated Islands of Boring Paradise is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Lord Malik IV with an even hand, and renowned for its frequent executions, keen interest in outer space, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, humorless population of 13.628 billion Hawkians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Paradisia. The average income tax rate is 59.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient a Hawkian economy, worth a remarkable 1,388 trillion Borish pounds a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Soda Sales, Arms Manufacturing, and Information Technology. Black market activity is extensive. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 101,858 Borish pounds, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Oil executives can be seen reluctantly cleaning oil-soaked birds, the studies of art and philosophy are banned, society and government have been organized according to a feudal hierarchy, and the nation's infamous boot camp is more brutal than most battlefields. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Boring Paradise's national animal is the Hawka Bear, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Hawkism.

Boring Paradise is ranked 20th in Esportiva and 22,578th in the world for Largest Agricultural Sector, scoring 3 on the Mu-Bah-Daggs Productivity Index.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 16 hours ago

  • 6 hours ago: Following new legislation in Boring Paradise, the nation's infamous boot camp is more brutal than most battlefields.
  • 18 hours ago: Boring Paradise's influence in Esportiva rose from "Contender" to "Instigator".
  • 19 hours ago: Boring Paradise was endorsed by The Republic of Bengal Royal.
  • 1 day 4 hours ago: Boring Paradise was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Popular Tourist Destinations.
  • 2 days 18 hours ago: Following new legislation in Boring Paradise, society and government have been organized according to a feudal hierarchy.
  • 2 days 18 hours ago: Following new legislation in Boring Paradise, the studies of art and philosophy are banned.
  • 3 days 4 hours ago: Boring Paradise was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Soda Pop Sector (last census: Top 10%).
  • 3 days 4 hours ago: Boring Paradise was ranked in the Top 5% of the region for Largest Soda Pop Sector (last census: Top 10%).
  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in Boring Paradise, oil executives can be seen reluctantly cleaning oil-soaked birds.
  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in Boring Paradise, the letters L, G, and B must never be grouped together.

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