Most Efficient Economies: 864th Largest Black Market: 2,237th Most Influential: 2,371st
The Not So Isolated Islands of
Corrupt Dictatorship
Coincidences are the way forward
Lord Malik IV
Regional Influence
Enforcer
Region
Civil Rights
Some
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Rare

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The Not So Isolated Islands of Boring Paradise is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Lord Malik IV with an iron fist, and renowned for its anti-smoking policies, sprawling nuclear power plants, and complete lack of prisons. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 16.007 billion Paradisians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Paradisia. The average income tax rate is 69.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Paradisian economy, worth a remarkable 2,062 trillion Borish pounds a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized black market in Tourism, Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Soda Sales. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 128,859 Borish pounds, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The people are famous throughout the region for their bleached-white teeth, TV shows must meet strict ethnicity quotas, teachers are routinely tested to keep their jobs, and the colors pink and purple are banned from military unit insignia. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Boring Paradise's national animal is the Hawka Bear, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Hawkism.

Boring Paradise is ranked 163,572nd in the world and 64th in Esportiva for Most Ignorant Citizens, with 1.46 Missed References Per Hour.

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Most Efficient Economies: 864thTop
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Largest Black Market: 2,237thMost Influential: 2,371stHighest Economic Output: 3,666thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 3,734thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 4,707thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 5,067thLargest Populations: 5,127thHighest Poor Incomes: 5,859thMost Developed: 6,788thMost Corrupt Governments: 6,977thMost Stationary: 7,875thMost Subsidized Industry: 8,429thTop
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Best Weather: 9,686thLowest Crime Rates: 11,981stLongest Average Lifespans: 12,342ndMost Beautiful Environments: 12,546thLargest Information Technology Sector: 12,732ndLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 13,982ndMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 14,536thHighest Average Incomes: 14,572ndMost Scientifically Advanced: 16,123rdLargest Cheese Export Sector: 16,538thMost Rebellious Youth: 16,558th
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Largest Black Market: 1st in the regionLargest Populations: 2nd in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 2nd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 2nd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 3rd in the regionMost Influential: 3rd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 4th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 4th in the regionTop
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Most Stationary: 6th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 7th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 7th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 8th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Boring Paradise was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Best Weather.
  • : Following new legislation in Boring Paradise, the colors pink and purple are banned from military unit insignia.
  • : Following new legislation in Boring Paradise, teachers are routinely tested to keep their jobs.
  • : Following new legislation in Boring Paradise, TV shows must meet strict ethnicity quotas.
  • : Boring Paradise was reclassified from "Father Knows Best State" to "Corrupt Dictatorship".
  • : Following new legislation in Boring Paradise, the people are famous throughout the region for their bleached-white teeth.
  • : Following new legislation in Boring Paradise, self-driving cars are unpopular due to suspicion that they murder their drivers.
  • : Boring Paradise voted for The United Federation of Eura in Round 3 of the election.
  • : Boring Paradise voted for The United Federation of Eura in Round 2 of the election.
  • : Following new legislation in Boring Paradise, travellers are often forcibly evicted by torch-bearing mobs.

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