Largest Cheese Export Sector: 3,741st Largest Gambling Industry: 7,381st Highest Crime Rates: 9,021st
The French Royal Fiefdom of
Compulsory Consumerist State
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The French Royal Fiefdom of Bordeaux is a gargantuan, orderly nation, notable for its compulsory military service, complete lack of prisons, and complete lack of public education. The hard-working, cynical population of 10.288 billion Bordeauxians are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

The tiny, well-organized government prioritizes Spirituality, although Industry, Welfare, and Defense are also considered important, while Healthcare and Public Transport are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bordeaux. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 8.8%.

The thriving Bordeauxian economy, worth 375 trillion Francs a year, is quite specialized and led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Cheese Exports, Book Publishing, and Uranium Mining. Average income is 36,516 Francs, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 105,757 per year while the poor average 9,992, a ratio of 10.6 to 1.

Bordeaux has designated Bordeaux as its capital city. Crime is a serious problem, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Bordeaux's national animal is the Lion, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Bordeaux is ranked 107,817th in the world and 9th in Maltropian Puppet Confederacy for Nudest, with 103.5 Cheeks Per Square Mile.

Largest Cheese Export Sector: 3,741stLargest Gambling Industry: 7,381stTop
Highest Crime Rates: 9,021stLargest Populations: 10,866th
Largest Gambling Industry: 2nd in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 2nd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 2nd in the regionTop
Healthiest Citizens: 4th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 4th in the regionMost Stationary: 4th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 4th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Bordeaux was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Gambling Industry.
  • : Bordeaux was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Crime Rates.
  • : Bordeaux was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Crime Rates.
  • : Bordeaux was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Gambling Industry, Largest Cheese Export Sector, and Highest Crime Rates and the Top 10% for Largest Populations.
  • : Bordeaux was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Populations.
  • : Bordeaux fell out of the regional Top 10% for Best Weather.
  • : Bordeaux was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Best Weather.
  • : Bordeaux's influence in Maltropian Puppet Confederacy fell from "Eminence Grise" to "Truckler".
  • : Bordeaux relocated from Balder to Maltropian Puppet Confederacy.
  • : Bordeaux altered its national flag.


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