Population | 4.638 billion |
Capital | Galalera |
Leader | Tzeneth Amiamera |
Faith | The Great Dictator and You |
Currency | Firebird |
Animal | Phoenix |
The Dictatorship of Bonbon2002 is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Tzeneth Amiamera with an even hand, and renowned for its compulsory military service, free-roaming dinosaurs, and flagrant waste-dumping. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless population of 4.638 billion Bonbon2002ians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.
The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Galalera. The average income tax rate is 92.0%.
The frighteningly efficient Bonbon2002ian economy, worth 844 trillion Firebirds a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Retail, and Woodchip Exports. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 181,994 Firebirds, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.5 times as much as the poorest.
There's a literal nanny state for the legions of children taken by social services, international terrorists often get their weapons supply in Bonbon2002, Tzeneth Amiamera's webseries about the alleged hauntings of Galalera generates millions of views, and cyclists spend more time unlocking their bicycles than they do cycling. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Bonbon2002's national animal is the Phoenix, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is The Great Dictator and You.
Bonbon2002 is ranked 265,515th in the world and 8,711th in Osiris for Most Stationary, with 13.12303326792 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Bonbon2002, cyclists spend more time unlocking their bicycles than they do cycling.
- : Following new legislation in Bonbon2002, Tzeneth Amiamera's webseries about the alleged hauntings of Galalera generates millions of views.
- : Following new legislation in Bonbon2002, international terrorists often get their weapons supply in Bonbon2002.
- : Following new legislation in Bonbon2002, there's a literal nanny state for the legions of children taken by social services.
- : Following new legislation in Bonbon2002, citizens who don't recite the Pledge of Bonbon2002 at least three times a day are placed on a terrorist watch-list.
- : Bonbon2002 was reclassified from "Left-Leaning College State" to "Inoffensive Centrist Democracy".
- : Following new legislation in Bonbon2002, sleeping on the job is recommended.
- : Following new legislation in Bonbon2002, the Treasury has been accused of flushing money down the toilet.
- : Following new legislation in Bonbon2002, online weather reports are predicting five years of glorious sunshine for Bonbon2002.
- : Following new legislation in Bonbon2002, the army consists of only generals and grunts.