Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 7,369th Most Cheerful Citizens: 7,591st Most Advanced Public Transport: 8,291st
The Pupper's Paradise of
Liberal Democratic Socialists
Sleep Tight Pupper
Regional Influence
Nipper
Civil Rights
Average
Economy
Strong
Political Freedom
Superb

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The Pupper's Paradise of Bolianda is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Supreme Pupper with a fair hand, and remarkable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, sprawling nuclear power plants, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic, devout population of 5.266 billion Boliandans love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt, outspoken government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Social Policy, Education, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Pupper Paradise. The average income tax rate is 91.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The strong Boliandan economy, worth 333 trillion Pupper Pounds a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity. The industrial sector is solely comprised of the Arms Manufacturing industry. Average income is 63,246 Pupper Pounds, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Drills and shovels have been banned as the government cracks down on any means of fracking, businesses are forced to bring all work back within the nation's borders, mandatory neutering has made purebred dogs a thing of the past, and breast milk is being redistributed from each according to their ability to each according to their need. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Bolianda's national animal is the Pupper, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Pastafarianism.

Bolianda is ranked 26,427th in the world and 544th in The Communist Bloc for Most Compassionate Citizens, scoring 48.85 on the Kitten Softness Rating.

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Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 7,369thMost Cheerful Citizens: 7,591stMost Advanced Public Transport: 8,291stTop
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Healthiest Citizens: 9,290thHighest Average Tax Rates: 10,069thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 10,854thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 11,436thLargest Welfare Programs: 11,846thHighest Drug Use: 13,997thMost Advanced Public Education: 14,002ndMost Pacifist: 14,958thMost Politically Free: 15,125thNicest Citizens: 17,558th
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Largest Populations: 55th in the regionTop
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Most Devout: 97th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 115th in the regionMost Politically Free: 128th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 145th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 155th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 157th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 163rd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Bolianda was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Healthiest Citizens and the Top 10% for Lowest Crime Rates.
  • : Following new legislation in Bolianda, breast milk is being redistributed from each according to their ability to each according to their need.
  • : Following new legislation in Bolianda, mandatory neutering has made purebred dogs a thing of the past.
  • : Following new legislation in Bolianda, businesses are forced to bring all work back within the nation's borders.
  • : Following new legislation in Bolianda, drills and shovels have been banned as the government cracks down on any means of fracking.
  • : Following new legislation in Bolianda, companies flee the nation rather than pay their fair share of taxes.
  • : Bolianda was reclassified from "New York Times Democracy" to "Liberal Democratic Socialists".
  • : Bolianda's influence in The Communist Bloc rose from "Newcomer" to "Nipper".
  • : Following new legislation in Bolianda, birth rates have hit an all-time low.
  • : Following new legislation in Bolianda, suburban backyards are seized by the government and turned into national parks.

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