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The Tassie FC Advocating People of Bogans and Boozers is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, remarkable for its anti-smoking policies. Its compassionate, hard-working population of 11.908 billion have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Social Welfare, the Environment, and Education. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Cascade City. The average income tax rate is 100%. The private sector is almost wholly made up of enterprising fourteen-year-old boys selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out.

All citizens must pass a 'multicultural sensitivity test' to be deemed fit for society, the breathalyser pledge is a traditional part of marriages in Bogans and Boozers, citizens applying for their first jobs face fierce competition from the homeless, and badminton was recently banned due to 'unacceptable violence' inherent to the game. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Bogans and Boozers's national animal is the Tasmanian Devil, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its currency is the Sponsorship Dollar.

Bogans and Boozers is ranked 69th in the region and 29,169th in the world for Highest Unemployment Rates.