The Not So Holy Red Blue Utopias of
Left-wing Utopia
Veni, Vidi, Consternatus Sum.
His Royal Highness Angus Postma
Regional Influence
Civil Rights
Very Strong
Political Freedom
Widely Abused

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The Not So Holy Red Blue Utopias of Bodegraven is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by His Royal Highness Angus Postma with a fair hand, and renowned for its national health service, public floggings, and smutty television. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 11.639 billion Bodegravenaren are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, liberal, outspoken morass — juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Greater Bodegraven. The income tax rate is 100%.

The very strong Bodegravens economy, worth a remarkable 2,003 trillion BodegravenGuldens a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is extremely specialized, is mostly made up of the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 172,161 BodegravenGuldens, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

His Royal Highness Angus Postma panders to nontraditional families, a government program is underway to revitalize Bodegraven's beaches, national parks have long lines of different gender-specific 'Porta-Pottys', and pharmacies close down as medicinal drugs are sold freely by the government. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Bodegraven's national animal is the Freckled Cow, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Agnostic Theism.

Bodegraven is ranked 21st in Global Right Alliance and 99,346th in the world for Lowest Unemployment Rates, scoring 27 on the Workforce Participation Versus Theoretical Maximum Metric.

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