Most Advanced Public Transport: 198th Largest Welfare Programs: 229th Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 249th
The Not So Holy Red Blue Utopias of
Left-wing Utopia
Veni, Vidi, Consternatus Sum.
His Royal Highness Angus Postma
Regional Influence
WA Delegate
Civil Rights
Political Freedom
Widely Abused

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The Not So Holy Red Blue Utopias of Bodegraven is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by His Royal Highness Angus Postma with a fair hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, rampant corporate plagiarism, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 13.229 billion Bodegravenaren are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Greater Bodegraven. The income tax rate is 100%.

The all-consuming Bodegraafsch economy, worth a remarkable 2,660 trillion BodegravenGuldens a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is extremely specialized, is mostly made up of the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 201,106 BodegravenGuldens, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

There is an abondance of ackawi and zartschmelzend in every Bodegraafsch grocery store, referenda are held for every conceivable government action, whipping posts and lashes have been transferred to the Historical Museum of Bodegraafsch Embarrassments, and anti-government political posters adorn every building like wallpaper. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Bodegraven's national animal is the Freckled Cow, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Agnostic Theism.

Bodegraven is ranked 386th in the world and 2nd in Global Right Alliance for Least Corrupt Governments, with 97.73 Percentage Of Bribes Refused.

Most Advanced Public Transport: 198thLargest Welfare Programs: 229thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 249thMost Advanced Public Education: 276thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 285thMost Beautiful Environments: 350thNicest Citizens: 356thLongest Average Lifespans: 364thHighest Average Tax Rates: 372ndMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 382ndLeast Corrupt Governments: 386thMost Pacifist: 410thMost Compassionate Citizens: 412thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 436thMost Cheerful Citizens: 465thLargest Governments: 516thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 534thMost Rebellious Youth: 632ndBest Weather: 665thMost Influential: 703rdMost Cultured: 724thSmartest Citizens: 800thSafest: 863rdHighest Poor Incomes: 900thHealthiest Citizens: 1,069thMost Stationary: 1,626thMost Inclusive: 1,734thTop
Most Developed: 2,141stMost Politically Free: 2,302ndHighest Economic Output: 2,556thLargest Publishing Industry: 2,936thMost Scientifically Advanced: 3,730thLowest Crime Rates: 3,747thHighest Average Incomes: 4,143rdMost Devout: 4,146thMost Subsidized Industry: 4,753rdMost Extensive Civil Rights: 6,409thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 6,700thHighest Drug Use: 6,874thNudest: 6,909thLargest Populations: 7,199th
Most Devout: 1st in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 1st in the regionMost Inclusive: 1st in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 1st in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 1st in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 1st in the regionMost Cultured: 1st in the regionLargest Governments: 1st in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 1st in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 1st in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 1st in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 1st in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1st in the regionMost Influential: 1st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 1st in the regionBest Weather: 1st in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1st in the regionMost Pacifist: 1st in the regionNicest Citizens: 1st in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1st in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1st in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 1st in the regionSafest: 1st in the regionTop
Most Stationary: 2nd in the regionMost Developed: 2nd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 2nd in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 2nd in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 2nd in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 2nd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 2nd in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 2nd in the region

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