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The Not So Holy Red Blue Utopias of Bodegraven

“Veni, Vidi, Consternatus Sum.”

Category: Civil Rights Lovefest
Civil Rights:
World Benchmark
Economy:
Thriving
Political Freedoms:
Widely Abused

Regional Influence: Power

Location: Global Right Alliance

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The Not So Holy Red Blue Utopias of Bodegraven is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by His Royal Highness Angus Postma with a fair hand, and remarkable for its anti-smoking policies. The compassionate, hard-working, intelligent population of 9.584 billion Bodegravenaren hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, liberal government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Education, the Environment, and Social Welfare. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Greater Bodegraven. The average income tax rate is 100%. The private sector is almost wholly made up of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out.

The recently unemployed can often be seen at the local homeless shelter, hunters have been known to lose limbs while attempting to 'play tag' with their prey, foreign 'investors' have been taking a great interest in the new secret shuttle, and national parks have long lines of different gender-specific 'Porta-Pottys'. Crime is totally unknown. Bodegraven's national animal is the Freckled Cow, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, its national religion is Agnostic Theism, and its currency is the BodegravenGulden.

Bodegraven is ranked 4th in Global Right Alliance and 5,824th in the world for Most Godforsaken, with 82 Dawkins.

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