Most Advanced Public Transport: 219th Largest Welfare Programs: 236th Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 261st
The Not So Holy Red Blue Utopias of
Left-wing Utopia
Veni, Vidi, Consternatus Sum.
His Royal Highness Angus Postma
Regional Influence
WA Delegate
Civil Rights
Political Freedom
Widely Abused

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The Not So Holy Red Blue Utopias of Bodegraven is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by His Royal Highness Angus Postma with a fair hand, and notable for its sprawling nuclear power plants, absence of drug laws, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 13.378 billion Bodegravenaren are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Greater Bodegraven. The income tax rate is 100%.

The all-consuming Bodegraafsch economy, worth a remarkable 2,691 trillion BodegravenGuldens a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is extremely specialized, is mostly made up of the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 201,163 BodegravenGuldens, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

There is an abondance of ackawi and zartschmelzend in every Bodegraafsch grocery store, referenda are held for every conceivable government action, whipping posts and lashes have been transferred to the Historical Museum of Bodegraafsch Embarrassments, and anti-government political posters adorn every building like wallpaper. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Bodegraven's national animal is the Freckled Cow, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Agnostic Theism.

Bodegraven is ranked 22,767th in the world and 6th in Global Right Alliance for Most Efficient Economies, scoring 96.53 on the Krugman-Greenspan Business Outlook Index.

Most Advanced Public Transport: 219thLargest Welfare Programs: 236thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 261stMost Advanced Public Education: 296thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 314thMost Beautiful Environments: 360thNicest Citizens: 366thLongest Average Lifespans: 386thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 389thHighest Average Tax Rates: 393rdLeast Corrupt Governments: 399thMost Pacifist: 423rdMost Compassionate Citizens: 433rdHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 449thMost Cheerful Citizens: 478thLargest Governments: 527thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 565thMost Rebellious Youth: 637thBest Weather: 673rdMost Influential: 704thMost Cultured: 751stSmartest Citizens: 826thSafest: 868thHighest Poor Incomes: 929thHealthiest Citizens: 1,098thTop
Most Stationary: 1,618thMost Inclusive: 2,035thMost Politically Free: 2,292ndMost Developed: 2,329thHighest Economic Output: 2,557thLargest Publishing Industry: 3,019thMost Extensive Civil Rights: 3,203rdLowest Crime Rates: 3,817thMost Scientifically Advanced: 3,947thMost Devout: 4,209thHighest Average Incomes: 4,241stMost Subsidized Industry: 4,999thNudest: 5,625thHighest Drug Use: 5,715thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 6,251stLargest Populations: 7,141stTop
Most Extreme: 11,583rd
Most Devout: 1st in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 1st in the regionMost Inclusive: 1st in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 1st in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 1st in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 1st in the regionMost Cultured: 1st in the regionLargest Governments: 1st in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 1st in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 1st in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 1st in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 1st in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1st in the regionMost Influential: 1st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 1st in the regionBest Weather: 1st in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1st in the regionMost Pacifist: 1st in the regionNicest Citizens: 1st in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1st in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1st in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 1st in the regionSafest: 1st in the regionTop
Most Stationary: 2nd in the regionMost Developed: 2nd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 2nd in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 2nd in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 2nd in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 2nd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 2nd in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 2nd in the region

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