Most Advanced Public Transport: 232nd Largest Welfare Programs: 248th Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 264th
The Not So Holy Red Blue Utopias of
Civil Rights Lovefest
Veni, Vidi, Consternatus Sum.
His Royal Highness Angus Postma
Regional Influence
Superpower
WA Delegate
Civil Rights
Excessive
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Widely Abused

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The Not So Holy Red Blue Utopias of Bodegraven is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by His Royal Highness Angus Postma with a fair hand, and renowned for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, daily referendums, and ban on automobiles. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 13.571 billion Bodegravenaren hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The enormous, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Greater Bodegraven. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Bodegraafsch economy, worth a remarkable 2,742 trillion BodegravenGuldens a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is extremely specialized, is mostly made up of the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 202,069 BodegravenGuldens, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Veterans are directed into environmental cleanup operations, fraternities are notorious for drunken hooliganism, sexually-starved male dinosaurs terrorise tourists during weekly breakouts from Mesozoic Park, and euthanasia is legal. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Bodegraven's national animal is the Freckled Cow, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Agnostic Theism.

Bodegraven is ranked 6,192nd in the world and 4th in Global Right Alliance for Nudest, with 222.25 Cheeks Per Square Mile.

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Most Advanced Public Transport: 232ndLargest Welfare Programs: 248thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 264thMost Advanced Public Education: 300thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 346thMost Beautiful Environments: 367thNicest Citizens: 379thHighest Average Tax Rates: 396thLongest Average Lifespans: 397thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 409thLeast Corrupt Governments: 438thMost Pacifist: 448thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 463rdMost Cheerful Citizens: 475thMost Compassionate Citizens: 475thLargest Governments: 530thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 568thMost Rebellious Youth: 630thBest Weather: 719thMost Influential: 725thMost Cultured: 755thSmartest Citizens: 829thSafest: 966thHighest Poor Incomes: 1,107thHealthiest Citizens: 1,150thMost Developed: 1,359thMost Stationary: 1,583rdTop
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Most Politically Free: 2,203rdMost Inclusive: 2,318thHighest Economic Output: 2,534thMost Extensive Civil Rights: 2,636thLargest Publishing Industry: 2,822ndMost Scientifically Advanced: 4,010thLowest Crime Rates: 4,121stHighest Average Incomes: 4,259thMost Devout: 4,263rdMost Subsidized Industry: 4,856thHighest Drug Use: 5,163rdNudest: 6,192ndMost World Assembly Endorsements: 6,388thLargest Populations: 7,018thTop
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Most Extreme: 13,906th
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Most Devout: 1st in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 1st in the regionMost Inclusive: 1st in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 1st in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1st in the regionMost Developed: 1st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 1st in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 1st in the regionMost Cultured: 1st in the regionLargest Governments: 1st in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 1st in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 1st in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 1st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 1st in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 1st in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1st in the regionMost Influential: 1st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 1st in the regionBest Weather: 1st in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1st in the regionMost Pacifist: 1st in the regionNicest Citizens: 1st in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1st in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 1st in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1st in the regionSafest: 1st in the regionTop
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Most Income Equality: 2nd in the regionMost Stationary: 2nd in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 2nd in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 2nd in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 2nd in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 2nd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 2nd in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 2nd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Bodegraven, euthanasia is legal.
  • : Following new legislation in Bodegraven, sexually-starved male dinosaurs terrorise tourists during weekly breakouts from Mesozoic Park.
  • : Bodegraven was reclassified from "Left-wing Utopia" to "Civil Rights Lovefest".
  • : Following new legislation in Bodegraven, fraternities are notorious for drunken hooliganism.
  • : Following new legislation in Bodegraven, veterans are directed into environmental cleanup operations.
  • : Following new legislation in Bodegraven, crime is on the rise as online youths compete to vlog the most shocking scenes of violence.
  • : Following new legislation in Bodegraven, passionate nomination battles are often as intense as general elections.
  • : Following new legislation in Bodegraven, witnesses have to run a gauntlet of mob enforcers to testify at trials.
  • : Following new legislation in Bodegraven, elections are won by the candidate who makes the best 'yo mama' jokes.
  • : Following new legislation in Bodegraven, the new coalition government has 99 problems and can't agree on how to fix one.

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