The Not So Holy Red Blue Utopias of
Left-wing Utopia
Veni, Vidi, Consternatus Sum.
His Royal Highness Angus Postma
Regional Influence
Superpower
Civil Rights
Excessive
Economy
Very Strong
Political Freedom
Widely Abused

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The Not So Holy Red Blue Utopias of Bodegraven is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by His Royal Highness Angus Postma with a fair hand, and notable for its keen interest in outer space, absence of drug laws, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 11.016 billion Bodegravenaren are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, liberal, outspoken morass — juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Greater Bodegraven. The income tax rate is 100%.

The very strong Bodegravens economy, worth a remarkable 1,823 trillion BodegravenGuldens a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is extremely specialized, is mostly made up of the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 165,518 BodegravenGuldens, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

High-income earners pay a 100% tax rate, the people elect the Supreme Court justices directly, Max Barry is this year's Miss Bodegraven, and graffiti graces every city's streets. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Bodegraven's national animal is the Freckled Cow, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Agnostic Theism.

Bodegraven is ranked 2nd in Global Right Alliance and 585th in the world for Most Rebellious Youth, scoring 121 on the Stark-Dean Displacement Index.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 20 hours ago

  • 5 days ago: Bodegraven was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Extreme.
  • 6 days ago: Bodegraven was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Most Pacifist (last census: Top 5%).
  • 7 days ago: Bodegraven lodged a message on the Global Right Alliance Regional Message Board.
  • 14 days ago: Bodegraven was ranked in the Top 5% of the region for Most Dedicated Public Healthcare (last census: #1).
  • 16 days ago: Bodegraven was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Lowest Crime Rates (last census: Top 5%).
  • 18 days ago: Bodegraven was ranked in the Top 5% of the region for Happiest Citizens (last census: #1).
  • 24 days ago: Bodegraven was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Income Equality.
  • 24 days ago: Following new legislation in Bodegraven, graffiti graces every city's streets.
  • 24 days ago: Following new legislation in Bodegraven, Max Barry is this year's Miss Bodegraven.
  • 24 days ago: Following new legislation in Bodegraven, the people elect the Supreme Court justices directly.

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