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The Not So Holy Red Blue Utopias of Bodegraven

“Veni, Vidi, Consternatus Sum.”

Category: Civil Rights Lovefest
Civil Rights:
Political Freedoms:
Widely Abused

Regional Influence: Power

Location: Global Right Alliance


The Not So Holy Red Blue Utopias of Bodegraven is a colossal, socially progressive nation, ruled by His Royal Highness Angus Postma with a fair hand, and notable for its devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, hard-working, intelligent population of 9.171 billion Bodegravenaren hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, liberal government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Education, the Environment, and Social Welfare. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Greater Bodegraven. The average income tax rate is 100%. The private sector is almost wholly made up of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out.

Students cut up leftover BodegravenGuldens during Arts and Crafts, children listen incredulously when their grandparents explain what a "running river" is, the national guard is mobilized whenever a mother gets separated from her child at the mall, and violently opinionated speakers can be heard preaching their hateful views on every street corner. Crime is totally unknown. Bodegraven's national animal is the Freckled Cow, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, its national religion is Agnostic Theism, and its currency is the BodegravenGulden.

Bodegraven is ranked 2nd in Global Right Alliance and 383rd in the world for Best Weather, with 697 Metres of Sunlight Above Expected.

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