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The Not So Holy Red Blue Utopias of Bodegraven

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Location: Global Right Alliance


The Not So Holy Red Blue Utopias of Bodegraven is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by His Royal Highness Angus Postma with a fair hand, and remarkable for its devotion to social welfare. Its compassionate, hard-working, intelligent population of 8.621 billion hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, liberal government stops and the rest of society begins, but it is mainly concerned with Education, although the Environment and Social Welfare are on the agenda. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Greater Bodegraven. The average income tax rate is 100%. The private sector is almost wholly made up of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out.

The government is notorious for leaving citizens with almost nothing from their inheritance, politicians are often found scavenging bins at night to supplement their income, conductors wield diamond-encrusted batons to fit in with their freshly gilded surroundings, and manufacturers are sued for almost anything not covered in their catalogue-sized manuals. Crime is totally unknown. Bodegraven's national animal is the Freckled Cow, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, its national religion is Agnostic Theism, and its currency is the BodegravenGulden.

Bodegraven is ranked 114th in Global Right Alliance and 122,012th in the world for Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry, scoring -14 on the Tasmanian Pulp Environmental Export Index.

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