The Not So Holy Red Blue Utopias of
Left-wing Utopia
Veni, Vidi, Consternatus Sum.
His Royal Highness Angus Postma
Regional Influence
Superpower
Civil Rights
Excessive
Economy
Strong
Political Freedom
Widely Abused

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The Not So Holy Red Blue Utopias of Bodegraven is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by His Royal Highness Angus Postma with a fair hand, and renowned for its anti-smoking policies, smutty television, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 10.665 billion Bodegravenaren are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, liberal, outspoken morass — juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Greater Bodegraven. The income tax rate is 100%.

The strong Bodegravens economy, worth a remarkable 1,702 trillion BodegravenGuldens a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is extremely specialized, is mostly made up of the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 159,668 BodegravenGuldens, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Anti-government web sites are springing up, the importance of winning Olympic gold medals is indoctrinated from an early age, euthanasia is legal, and any citizen who cries is immediately assigned a psychiatrist. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Bodegraven's national animal is the Freckled Cow, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Agnostic Theism.

Bodegraven is ranked 2nd in Global Right Alliance and 391st in the world for Nicest Citizens, with 264 Smiles Per Hour (net).

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 8 hours ago

  • 16 hours ago: Bodegraven was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Nicest Citizens (last census: Top 5%).
  • 3 days 5 hours ago: Following new legislation in Bodegraven, any citizen who cries is immediately assigned a psychiatrist.
  • 3 days 5 hours ago: Following new legislation in Bodegraven, euthanasia is legal.
  • 3 days 5 hours ago: Following new legislation in Bodegraven, the importance of winning Olympic gold medals is indoctrinated from an early age.
  • 7 days ago: Bodegraven was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Most Subsidized Industry (last census: Top 5%).
  • 8 days ago: Bodegraven was ranked in the Top 5% of the region for Most Influential (last census: #1).
  • 10 days ago: Following new legislation in Bodegraven, anti-government web sites are springing up.
  • 10 days ago: Following new legislation in Bodegraven, a large-scale revitalization of the education system is underway.
  • 11 days ago: Bodegraven was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Best Weather (last census: Top 5%).
  • 12 days ago: Following new legislation in Bodegraven, companies struggle to cover for the hordes of employees on parental leave.

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