Most Advanced Public Transport: 233rd Largest Welfare Programs: 234th Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 273rd
The Not So Holy Red Blue Utopias of
Left-wing Utopia
Veni, Vidi, Consternatus Sum.
His Royal Highness Angus Postma
Regional Influence
Superpower
WA Delegate
Civil Rights
World Benchmark
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Widely Abused

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The Not So Holy Red Blue Utopias of Bodegraven is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by His Royal Highness Angus Postma with a fair hand, and renowned for its anti-smoking policies, sprawling nuclear power plants, and hatred of cheese. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 13.758 billion Bodegravenaren are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Greater Bodegraven. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Bodegraafsch economy, worth a remarkable 2,810 trillion BodegravenGuldens a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is extremely specialized, is mostly made up of the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 204,264 BodegravenGuldens, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Elevator music has been replaced by thrash metal played at maximum volume, park rangers struggle to deal with a rash of stolen pic-a-nic baskets, chickens frolic freely on swings and roundabouts in Greater Bodegraven's playgrounds, and politicians accost strangers in the street to ask their problems. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Bodegraven's national animal is the Freckled Cow, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Agnostic Theism.

Bodegraven is ranked 135,138th in the world and 18th in Global Right Alliance for Most Authoritarian, with 0.02 Stalins.

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Most Advanced Public Transport: 233rdLargest Welfare Programs: 234thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 273rdMost Advanced Public Education: 294thMost Beautiful Environments: 363rdMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 371stNicest Citizens: 384thLeast Corrupt Governments: 396thHighest Average Tax Rates: 403rdLongest Average Lifespans: 405thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 418thMost Pacifist: 456thMost Compassionate Citizens: 471stHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 471stMost Cheerful Citizens: 484thLargest Governments: 532ndHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 560thMost Rebellious Youth: 581stMost Cultured: 703rdBest Weather: 727thMost Influential: 754thSmartest Citizens: 850thSafest: 858thHighest Poor Incomes: 916thHealthiest Citizens: 1,143rdTop
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Most Stationary: 1,564thMost Developed: 1,626thMost Inclusive: 1,967thHighest Economic Output: 2,502ndMost Politically Free: 2,683rdLargest Publishing Industry: 2,740thMost Scientifically Advanced: 4,136thLowest Crime Rates: 4,139thHighest Average Incomes: 4,229thMost Devout: 4,270thMost Subsidized Industry: 4,551stHighest Drug Use: 5,985thMost Extensive Civil Rights: 6,024thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 6,417thLargest Populations: 6,986thNudest: 7,655thTop
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Most Extreme: 12,835thMost Income Equality: 14,747th
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Most Devout: 1st in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 1st in the regionMost Inclusive: 1st in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 1st in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1st in the regionMost Developed: 1st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 1st in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 1st in the regionMost Cultured: 1st in the regionLargest Governments: 1st in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 1st in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 1st in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 1st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 1st in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 1st in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1st in the regionMost Influential: 1st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 1st in the regionBest Weather: 1st in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1st in the regionMost Pacifist: 1st in the regionNicest Citizens: 1st in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1st in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 1st in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1st in the regionSafest: 1st in the regionTop
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Most Income Equality: 2nd in the regionMost Stationary: 2nd in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 2nd in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 2nd in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 2nd in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 2nd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 2nd in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 2nd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Bodegraven, politicians accost strangers in the street to ask their problems.
  • : Following new legislation in Bodegraven, chickens frolic freely on swings and roundabouts in Greater Bodegraven's playgrounds.
  • : Following new legislation in Bodegraven, park rangers struggle to deal with a rash of stolen pic-a-nic baskets.
  • : Following new legislation in Bodegraven, elevator music has been replaced by thrash metal played at maximum volume.
  • : Bodegraven was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Income Equality.
  • : Following new legislation in Bodegraven, nuclear physics is the most popular course at university.
  • : Following new legislation in Bodegraven, businesses are forced to bring all work back within the nation's borders.
  • : Following new legislation in Bodegraven, citizens recently voted in favour of declaring bubblewrap an 'abomination of nature'.
  • : Following new legislation in Bodegraven, Freckled Cow is one of the most popular forenames in Bodegraven.
  • : Following new legislation in Bodegraven, Bodegraven's children are widely acknowledged as the most foul-mouthed in the region.

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