Largest Welfare Programs: 241st Most Advanced Public Transport: 256th Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 293rd
The Not So Holy Red Blue Utopias of
Left-wing Utopia
Veni, Vidi, Consternatus Sum.
His Royal Highness Angus Postma
Regional Influence
Superpower
WA Delegate
Civil Rights
Superb
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Widely Abused

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The Not So Holy Red Blue Utopias of Bodegraven is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by His Royal Highness Angus Postma with a fair hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, ban on automobiles, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 13.946 billion Bodegravenaren are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Greater Bodegraven. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Bodegraafsch economy, worth a remarkable 2,857 trillion BodegravenGuldens a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is extremely specialized, is mostly made up of the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 204,885 BodegravenGuldens, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Conductors wield diamond-encrusted batons to fit in with their freshly gilded surroundings, future leaders of Bodegraven regularly dismiss pressing political issues when available options don't conform to their worldview, the government is using tax revenues to provide jobs for the poor, and children are brainwashed at a young age to accept "Love and peace!" as a way of life. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Bodegraven's national animal is the Freckled Cow, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Agnostic Theism.

Bodegraven is ranked 183,212th in the world and 19th in Global Right Alliance for Largest Mining Sector, scoring -42.71 on the Blue Sky Asbestos Index.

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Largest Welfare Programs: 241stMost Advanced Public Transport: 256thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 293rdMost Advanced Public Education: 314thMost Beautiful Environments: 369thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 388thNicest Citizens: 393rdHighest Average Tax Rates: 405thLongest Average Lifespans: 419thLeast Corrupt Governments: 420thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 424thMost Pacifist: 474thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 484thMost Compassionate Citizens: 485thMost Cheerful Citizens: 486thLargest Governments: 535thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 582ndMost Rebellious Youth: 603rdMost Cultured: 701stBest Weather: 759thMost Influential: 760thHighest Poor Incomes: 849thSmartest Citizens: 873rdSafest: 877thHealthiest Citizens: 1,170thMost Developed: 1,477thMost Stationary: 1,539thTop
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Most Inclusive: 1,919thHighest Economic Output: 2,464thMost Politically Free: 2,646thLargest Publishing Industry: 2,787thLowest Crime Rates: 4,114thHighest Average Incomes: 4,262ndMost Devout: 4,295thMost Scientifically Advanced: 4,331stMost Subsidized Industry: 4,560thLargest Populations: 6,913thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 7,773rdTop
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Nudest: 10,002ndMost Income Equality: 16,470thMost Extensive Civil Rights: 17,667th
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Most Devout: 1st in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 1st in the regionMost Influential: 1st in the regionMost Developed: 1st in the regionMost Pacifist: 1st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 1st in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 1st in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 1st in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 1st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 1st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 1st in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1st in the regionSafest: 1st in the regionNicest Citizens: 1st in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1st in the regionLargest Governments: 1st in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1st in the regionBest Weather: 1st in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 1st in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 1st in the regionMost Cultured: 1st in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1st in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 1st in the regionMost Inclusive: 1st in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1st in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 1st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Bodegraven, children are brainwashed at a young age to accept "Love and peace!" as a way of life.
  • : Following new legislation in Bodegraven, the government is using tax revenues to provide jobs for the poor.
  • : Following new legislation in Bodegraven, future leaders of Bodegraven regularly dismiss pressing political issues when available options don't conform to their worldview.
  • : Following new legislation in Bodegraven, conductors wield diamond-encrusted batons to fit in with their freshly gilded surroundings.
  • : Following new legislation in Bodegraven, the nation is known abroad mostly for its Parliamentary antics.
  • : Bodegraven was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Developed.
  • : Bodegraven was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Stationary.
  • : Following new legislation in Bodegraven, police officers spend more time on calisthenics than actually catching criminals.
  • : Following new legislation in Bodegraven, the government has begun selling heroin and ecstasy to help fund its projects.
  • : Following new legislation in Bodegraven, Max Barry is this year's Miss Bodegraven.

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