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The Nomadic Peoples of Blue Happy Happyism

“Everything is Blue, Everything.”

Category: Psychotic Dictatorship
Civil Rights:
Some
Economy:
Imploded
Political Freedoms:
Outlawed

Regional Influence: Minnow

Location: Absolution

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The Nomadic Peoples of Blue Happy Happyism is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Mister Carpainter with an iron fist, and remarkable for its hatred of cheese. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 8.994 billion Blue Happy Happyismians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt, socially-minded government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Education, the Environment, and Social Equality. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Happy Happy Village. The average income tax rate is 100%. The private sector is almost wholly made up of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out.

The elderly live on a steady diet of canned beans in dreary government housing, the nation is experiencing a severe shortage of sporting events, foreign 'investors' have been taking a great interest in the new secret shuttle, and school uniforms are compulsory. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Blue Happy Happyism's national animal is the hyena, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, its national religion is nonexistent, and its currency is the bluple.

Blue Happy Happyism is ranked 3rd in Absolution and 375th in the world for Longest Average Lifespans, scoring 66 on the Enoch Index.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 3 days 11 hours ago

  • 1 day 6 hours ago: Blue Happy Happyism was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Best Weather (last census: Top 5%).
  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in Blue Happy Happyism, school uniforms are compulsory.
  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in Blue Happy Happyism, foreign 'investors' have been taking a great interest in the new secret shuttle.
  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in Blue Happy Happyism, the nation is experiencing a severe shortage of sporting events.
  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in Blue Happy Happyism, the elderly live on a steady diet of canned beans in dreary government housing.
  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in Blue Happy Happyism, citizens wishing to leave the country must surrender half their wealth to the government.
  • 9 days ago: Following new legislation in Blue Happy Happyism, police officers ride the swiftest hyenas.
  • 9 days ago: Following new legislation in Blue Happy Happyism, noises louder than a whisper have been prohibited by law.
  • 9 days ago: Following new legislation in Blue Happy Happyism, all forms of advertising are banned.
  • 12 days ago: Blue Happy Happyism was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Scientifically Advanced (last census: Top 5%).

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