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The Nomadic Peoples of Blue Happy Happyism

“Everything is Blue, Everything.”

Category: Corrupt Dictatorship
Civil Rights:
Some
Economy:
Imploded
Political Freedoms:
Outlawed

Regional Influence: Minnow

Location: Absolution

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The Nomadic Peoples of Blue Happy Happyism is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Mister Carpainter with an iron fist, and notable for its national health service. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 9.351 billion Blue Happy Happyismians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt, socially-minded government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Education, the Environment, and Social Equality. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Happy Happy Village. The average income tax rate is 100%. The private sector is almost wholly made up of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out.

Murderers frequently escape punishment by claiming they were protecting their honour, the military invades any neighboring nation with the gall to criticize its policies, all news sources are under strict government control, and the government funds large training centres to turn hyenas into functioning members of society. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Blue Happy Happyism's national animal is the hyena, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, its national religion is nonexistent, and its currency is the bluple.

Blue Happy Happyism is ranked 19th in Absolution and 7,600th in the world for Best Weather, with 136 Metres of Sunlight Above Expected.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 6 days ago

  • 13 days ago: Blue Happy Happyism fell out of the regional Top 5% for Most Extreme.
  • 15 days ago: Following new legislation in Blue Happy Happyism, the government funds large training centres to turn hyenas into functioning members of society.
  • 15 days ago: Following new legislation in Blue Happy Happyism, all news sources are under strict government control.
  • 15 days ago: Following new legislation in Blue Happy Happyism, the military invades any neighboring nation with the gall to criticize its policies.
  • 15 days ago: Following new legislation in Blue Happy Happyism, murderers frequently escape punishment by claiming they were protecting their honour.
  • 15 days ago: Following new legislation in Blue Happy Happyism, most of the military's funding goes into researching space-age weaponry.
  • 25 days ago: Blue Happy Happyism was reclassified from "Psychotic Dictatorship" to "Corrupt Dictatorship".
  • 25 days ago: Following new legislation in Blue Happy Happyism, cremation is compulsory for the deceased.
  • 25 days ago: Following new legislation in Blue Happy Happyism, televangelists flaunt their expensive cars when they attend charity events.
  • 25 days ago: Following new legislation in Blue Happy Happyism, the mining industry is making inroads into environmentally sensitive areas.

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