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The Nomadic Peoples of Blue Happy Happyism

“Everything is Blue, Everything.”

Category: Corrupt Dictatorship
Civil Rights: Some	Economy: Imploded	Political Freedoms: Unheard Of

Regional Influence: Minnow

Location: Absolution

Overview • People • Government • Economy • Trend • Analysis

The Nomadic Peoples of Blue Happy Happyism is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Mister Carpainter with an iron fist, and renowned for its anti-smoking policies. Its hard-nosed, cynical population of 6.433 billion are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt, socially-minded government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Education, the Environment, and Social Equality. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Happy Happy Village. The average income tax rate is 100%. The private sector is almost wholly made up of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out.

All beauty contests have been banned, the mob and the police have recently had numerous clashes in the back alleys of Blue Happy Happyism's cities due to the government's steadfast anti-casino stance, a government program is underway to revitalize Blue Happy Happyism's beaches, and most citizens in Blue Happy Happyism are abject pyrophobes after extremely graphic pamphlets were mailed nationwide by the government. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Blue Happy Happyism's national animal is the hyena, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, its national religion is nonexistent, and its currency is the bluple.

Blue Happy Happyism is ranked 1st in Absolution and 192nd in the world for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 551 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.

Top 5% of Absolution for Most Authoritarian Top 5% of the world for Most Authoritarian Top 10% of Absolution for Most Corrupt Governments Top 5% of the world for Most Corrupt Governments Top 5% of the world for Largest Defense Forces #1 in Absolution for Most Eco-Friendly Governments Top 1% of the world for Most Eco-Friendly Governments Top 1% of the world for Most Beautiful Environments Top 5% of Absolution for Most Beautiful Environments Top 10% of the world for Most Income Equality Top 5% of the world for Most Godforsaken Top 1% of the world for Largest Public Sector Top 5% of Absolution for Largest Public Sector #1 in Absolution for Most Dedicated Public Healthcare Top 1% of the world for Most Dedicated Public Healthcare Top 1% of the world for Healthiest Citizens Top 5% of Absolution for Healthiest Citizens Top 1% of the world for Highest Average Tax Rates Top 5% of Absolution for Highest Average Tax Rates Top 10% of the world for Most Influential Top 1% of the world for Longest Average Lifespans Top 5% of Absolution for Longest Average Lifespans Top 1% of the world for Lowest Crime Rates Top 5% of Absolution for Lowest Crime Rates Top 10% of Absolution for Most Pacifist Top 1% of the world for Most Pacifist Top 1% of the world for Highest Police Ratios Top 5% of Absolution for Highest Police Ratios Top 10% of the world for Largest Populations Top 1% of the world for Largest Public Transport Department Top 5% of Absolution for Largest Public Transport Department Top 10% of the world for Most Rebellious Youth Top 10% of the world for Rudest Citizens Top 10% of Absolution for Safest Top 1% of the world for Safest Top 1% of the world for Smartest Citizens Top 5% of Absolution for Smartest Citizens Top 1% of the world for Most Popular Tourist Destinations Top 5% of Absolution for Most Popular Tourist Destinations Top 5% of the world for Best Weather Top 10% of Absolution for Largest Welfare Programs Top 5% of the world for Largest Welfare Programs

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 8 days ago

2 days 21 hours ago: Blue Happy Happyism was ranked in the Top 5% of the region for Most Income Equality (last census: Top 10%).
8 days ago: Following new legislation in Blue Happy Happyism, most citizens in Blue Happy Happyism are abject pyrophobes after extremely graphic pamphlets were mailed nationwide by the government.
8 days ago: Following new legislation in Blue Happy Happyism, a government program is underway to revitalize Blue Happy Happyism's beaches.
8 days ago: Following new legislation in Blue Happy Happyism, the mob and the police have recently had numerous clashes in the back alleys of Blue Happy Happyism's cities due to the government's steadfast anti-casino stance.
8 days ago: Following new legislation in Blue Happy Happyism, all beauty contests have been banned.
8 days ago: Following new legislation in Blue Happy Happyism, prices for nearly everything reach all time highs as business subsidies are discontinued.
14 days ago: Following new legislation in Blue Happy Happyism, phone taps are frequently carried out by the police.
14 days ago: Following new legislation in Blue Happy Happyism, the armed forces are locked in an expensive and bloody war abroad to stamp out possible terrorists.
14 days ago: Following new legislation in Blue Happy Happyism, all news sources are under strict government control.
14 days ago: Following new legislation in Blue Happy Happyism, schoolchildren have twice-weekly sex education classes.