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The Nomadic Peoples of Blue Happy Happyism

“Everything is Blue, Everything.”

Category: Corrupt Dictatorship
Civil Rights:
Some
Economy:
Imploded
Political Freedoms:
Outlawed

Regional Influence: Minnow

Location: Absolution

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The Nomadic Peoples of Blue Happy Happyism is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Mister Carpainter with an iron fist, and notable for its devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 9.762 billion Blue Happy Happyismians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt, socially-minded government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Education, the Environment, and Social Equality. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Happy Happy Village. The average income tax rate is 100%. The private sector is almost wholly made up of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out.

The people of Blue Happy Happyism are renowned for their nihilistic attitudes, a well-funded social safety net protects the unfortunate, birth rates have hit an all-time low, and politicians are often seen with soldiers pointing guns at their heads. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Blue Happy Happyism's national animal is the hyena, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, its national religion is nonexistent, and its currency is the bluple.

Blue Happy Happyism is ranked 21st in Absolution and 6,685th in the world for Most Scientifically Advanced, scoring 221 on the Kurzweil Singularity Index.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 4 days ago

  • 49 days ago: Blue Happy Happyism was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Healthiest Citizens (last census: Top 5%).
  • 51 days ago: Blue Happy Happyism was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Largest Welfare Programs.
  • 52 days ago: Following new legislation in Blue Happy Happyism, politicians are often seen with soldiers pointing guns at their heads.
  • 52 days ago: Following new legislation in Blue Happy Happyism, birth rates have hit an all-time low.
  • 52 days ago: Following new legislation in Blue Happy Happyism, a well-funded social safety net protects the unfortunate.
  • 52 days ago: Following new legislation in Blue Happy Happyism, the people of Blue Happy Happyism are renowned for their nihilistic attitudes.
  • 52 days ago: Following new legislation in Blue Happy Happyism, the government seizes the property of the recently deceased.
  • 54 days ago: Blue Happy Happyism was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Most Corrupt Governments (last census: Top 5%).
  • 66 days ago: Blue Happy Happyism fell out of the regional Top 10% for Largest Welfare Programs.
  • 81 days ago: Blue Happy Happyism fell out of the regional Top 5% for Most Extreme.

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