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The Nomadic Peoples of Blue Happy Happyism

“Everything is Blue, Everything.”

Category: Corrupt Dictatorship
Civil Rights:
Some
Economy:
Imploded
Political Freedoms:
Outlawed

Regional Influence: Minnow

Location: Absolution

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The Nomadic Peoples of Blue Happy Happyism is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Mister Carpainter with an iron fist, and remarkable for its irreverence towards religion. Its hard-nosed, cynical population of 8.41 billion are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt, socially-minded government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Education, the Environment, and Social Equality. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Happy Happy Village. The average income tax rate is 100%. The private sector is almost wholly made up of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out.

Mandatory electronic currency is a boon for credit card companies and government surveillance, droves of former desperados are applying to join the border police, citizens are regularly arrested in queues for 'loitering', and speaking out against the government is punishable by flogging. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Blue Happy Happyism's national animal is the hyena, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, its national religion is nonexistent, and its currency is the bluple.

Blue Happy Happyism is ranked 74th in Absolution and 122,641st in the world for Most Avoided, scoring -3,637 on the Kardashian Reflex Score.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 2 days 13 hours ago

  • 2 days 20 hours ago: Blue Happy Happyism was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Highest Police Ratios (last census: Top 5%).
  • 10 days ago: Following new legislation in Blue Happy Happyism, speaking out against the government is punishable by flogging.
  • 10 days ago: Following new legislation in Blue Happy Happyism, citizens are regularly arrested in queues for 'loitering'.
  • 14 days ago: Blue Happy Happyism was reclassified from "Psychotic Dictatorship" to "Corrupt Dictatorship".
  • 14 days ago: Following new legislation in Blue Happy Happyism, droves of former desperados are applying to join the border police.
  • 14 days ago: Blue Happy Happyism was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Scientifically Advanced.
  • 15 days ago: Following new legislation in Blue Happy Happyism, mandatory electronic currency is a boon for credit card companies and government surveillance.
  • 15 days ago: Following new legislation in Blue Happy Happyism, Blue Happy Happyism has one of the largest offshore wind farms in the world.
  • 15 days ago: Following new legislation in Blue Happy Happyism, retirement homes are often fitted with luxurious suites.
  • 15 days ago: Following new legislation in Blue Happy Happyism, postmen have been arrested in job lots for selling junk mail as home insulation.

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