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The Nomadic Peoples of Blue Happy Happyism

“Everything is Blue, Everything.”

Category: Corrupt Dictatorship
Civil Rights:
Some
Economy:
Imploded
Political Freedoms:
Outlawed

Regional Influence: Minnow

Location: Absolution

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The Nomadic Peoples of Blue Happy Happyism is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Mister Carpainter with an iron fist, and renowned for its anti-smoking policies. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 9.241 billion Blue Happy Happyismians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt, socially-minded government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Education, the Environment, and Social Equality. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Happy Happy Village. The average income tax rate is 100%. The private sector is almost wholly made up of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out.

Blue Happy Happyism has been greatly criticised for its isolationist policies, the mining industry is making inroads into environmentally sensitive areas, televangelists flaunt their expensive cars when they attend charity events, and cremation is compulsory for the deceased. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Blue Happy Happyism's national animal is the hyena, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, its national religion is nonexistent, and its currency is the bluple.

Blue Happy Happyism is ranked 2nd in Absolution and 702nd in the world for Safest, scoring 1,365.8 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 4 days ago

  • 6 days ago: Blue Happy Happyism was reclassified from "Psychotic Dictatorship" to "Corrupt Dictatorship".
  • 6 days ago: Following new legislation in Blue Happy Happyism, cremation is compulsory for the deceased.
  • 6 days ago: Following new legislation in Blue Happy Happyism, televangelists flaunt their expensive cars when they attend charity events.
  • 6 days ago: Following new legislation in Blue Happy Happyism, the mining industry is making inroads into environmentally sensitive areas.
  • 6 days ago: Following new legislation in Blue Happy Happyism, Blue Happy Happyism has been greatly criticised for its isolationist policies.
  • 6 days ago: Following new legislation in Blue Happy Happyism, tightly packed choir-boys sing the god-given joys of heterosexuality on public transport.
  • 27 days ago: Blue Happy Happyism fell out of the regional Top 10% for Most Conservative.
  • 30 days ago: Blue Happy Happyism was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Income Equality.
  • 30 days ago: Blue Happy Happyism was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Most Income Equality.
  • 41 days ago: Blue Happy Happyism was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Best Weather (last census: Top 5%).

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