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The Anarchy of Blogotopia

“Piss Off”

Category: Democratic Socialists
Civil Rights:
Excellent
Economy:
All-Consuming
Political Freedoms:
Excellent

Regional Influence: Duckspeaker

Location: 10000 Islands

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The Anarchy of Blogotopia is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Ding Dong Daddy with an even hand, and notable for its hatred of cheese. The compassionate, intelligent population of 21.065 billion Blogotopians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, socially-minded government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Education, Social Welfare, and the Environment. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Blogotopia City. The average income tax rate is 99%. The private sector is almost wholly made up of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out.

The wearing and manufacture of fur apparel is banned, teenagers across the country are celebrating the defeat of a national curfew bill, major cities shut down as their local sports team takes to the field every day, and people reciting Shakespeare have become a common sight. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is crippling, probably because of the country's utter lack of prisons. Blogotopia's national animal is the hepcat, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its currency is the doobie.

Blogotopia is ranked 131st in 10000 Islands and 9,636th in the world for Most Subsidized Industry, scoring 57 on the Gilded Widget Scale.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 12 hours ago

  • 12 minutes ago: Blogotopia was ranked in the Top 5% of the region for Highest Drug Use (last census: Top 1%).
  • 52 minutes ago: Following new legislation in Blogotopia, people reciting Shakespeare have become a common sight.
  • 12 hours ago: Following new legislation in Blogotopia, major cities shut down as their local sports team takes to the field every day.
  • 1 day ago: Following new legislation in Blogotopia, teenagers across the country are celebrating the defeat of a national curfew bill.
  • 1 day 12 hours ago: Following new legislation in Blogotopia, the wearing and manufacture of fur apparel is banned.
  • 2 days ago: Blogotopia was reclassified from "Liberal Democratic Socialists" to "Democratic Socialists".
  • 2 days ago: Following new legislation in Blogotopia, absentminded citizens frequently converse with hallucinations.
  • 2 days ago: Following new legislation in Blogotopia, a vast monorail network carries people all over the country.
  • 2 days ago: Following new legislation in Blogotopia, the government seizes the property of the recently deceased.
  • 3 days 12 hours ago: Following new legislation in Blogotopia, a new generation of aquariumless hotels are being built under government supervision.

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