Largest Welfare Programs: 1st Most Advanced Public Education: 1st Largest Publishing Industry: 1st
The Anarchy of
Left-wing Utopia
Bite Me
Ding Dong Daddy
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The Anarchy of Blogotopia is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Ding Dong Daddy with a fair hand, and remarkable for its avant-garde cinema, smutty television, and hatred of cheese. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 24.766 billion Blogotopians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Blogotopia City. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Blogotopian economy, worth an astonishing 10,291 trillion doobies a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, extremely specialized black market in Book Publishing. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 415,542 doobies, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Legislators work 24/7 due to an influx of single-issue bills, an increasing percentage of the population's youth have homosexual parents, bus ads propagandize causes ranging from sexual revolution to religious pogroms, and religious figures have been banned from public holidays to make them more multicultural. Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Blogotopia's national animal is the hepcat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Blogotopia is ranked 14,094th in the world and 226th in 10000 Islands for Most Efficient Economies, scoring 97.84 on the Krugman-Greenspan Business Outlook Index.

Largest Welfare Programs: 1stMost Advanced Public Education: 1stLargest Publishing Industry: 1stMost Rebellious Youth: 1stMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 5thMost Influential: 5thLargest Black Market: 8thMost Developed: 10thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 12thMost Cultured: 28thMost Beautiful Environments: 30thLongest Average Lifespans: 34thHighest Crime Rates: 45thLeast Corrupt Governments: 45thMost Secular: 46thMost Compassionate Citizens: 49thHighest Poor Incomes: 52ndSmartest Citizens: 79thMost Pacifist: 87thNicest Citizens: 90thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 103rdMost Advanced Public Transport: 115thBest Weather: 142ndHighest Economic Output: 194thMost Inclusive: 266thHealthiest Citizens: 269thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 270thHighest Average Incomes: 302ndMost Armed: 321stMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 330thLargest Governments: 385thHighest Average Tax Rates: 459thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 763rdMost Scientifically Advanced: 768thLargest Populations: 1,480thTop
Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 3,104thMost Cheerful Citizens: 4,187thMost Politically Free: 5,633rdHighest Wealthy Incomes: 6,278thTop
Highest Drug Use: 8,348thNudest: 9,394thMost Efficient Economies: 14,094thMost Extreme: 14,747thMost Subsidized Industry: 15,214th
Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 1st in the regionMost Developed: 1st in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 1st in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Black Market: 1st in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1st in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 1st in the regionMost Secular: 1st in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 1st in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 2nd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 2nd in the regionMost Cultured: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 2nd in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 2nd in the regionMost Influential: 2nd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 2nd in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 2nd in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 3rd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 3rd in the regionMost Pacifist: 3rd in the regionNicest Citizens: 3rd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 3rd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 4th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 4th in the regionLargest Governments: 5th in the regionBest Weather: 6th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 7th in the regionMost Inclusive: 8th in the regionMost Armed: 8th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 9th in the regionLargest Populations: 11th in the regionTop
Most Scientifically Advanced: 20th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 23rd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 23rd in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 61st in the regionMost Politically Free: 78th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 79th in the regionTop
Most Cheerful Citizens: 91st in the regionMost Extreme: 105th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 111th in the regionNudest: 154th in the regionMost Stationary: 168th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Blogotopia, religious figures have been banned from public holidays to make them more multicultural.
  • : Following new legislation in Blogotopia, bus ads propagandize causes ranging from sexual revolution to religious pogroms.
  • : Blogotopia voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Preventing Animal Abuse"".
  • : Following new legislation in Blogotopia, an increasing percentage of the population's youth have homosexual parents.
  • : Following new legislation in Blogotopia, legislators work 24/7 due to an influx of single-issue bills.
  • : Following new legislation in Blogotopia, the nation is so apathetic that Blogotopians can barely find the energy to bring new issues to the government.
  • : Following new legislation in Blogotopia, birth rates have hit an all-time low.
  • : Blogotopia endorsed The Republic of Mohr.
  • : Blogotopia was endorsed by The Republic of Mohr.
  • : Blogotopia was endorsed by The Free Land of Free Persons of the World.


World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 157 » Earth Federation, Randomain, Creeptopia, Slowmeadow, Zyrcrestia, Slaytania, Fiodiya, Lebenlauf, Anfuhrer, The imperial state of Japan, Hamtown, United Governments of Newrope, Grungerock, The Kalmaray Technocracy, Coreras, Hazamaeia, Grimmywelsh, Hacame, Kokkinostan, Tzo, Erinyes Alecto, Steidenland, Linkdahero, Wolfhunters, Seranis, Pavaro, Dustwind, Beiluxia, Zaqaz Death, Achiotopia, Independent State Allied Forces of Belka, Rex Republic, Mystiquelle, Puerto Barrio, Onarii, Testa, Weaubleau, Souvlaki, American Republic of Independent States, Bullintine, Osea Island, Ilha Rongo Koa, TheVIRUS612, The Republic of lkxciv, Germanahii, The United Dog Days Providence, Zeklandia, Manlinesslavia, Zumwalt, HN67, and 107 others.Wysrod, Kyrizstanislav, Spncrgmn, FreeGunsForAll, Samanar, AmericaIS THE BEST, De Danann, GREAT EMPIRE 100, Drakkar Unitary Absolutist, Chronopolice, Cardini, Marinoians, Hasurei, Caustralia, Lesboes, The Tasmanian Islands, Saint Laura Islands, Colonel Terrosit, A Death Arena, Aedue, Oisinistan, Seantonia, Perzische Keizer, Persecution Mania, Lady of the light, New Icelandic Republic, Candlewhisper Archive, Hellazar, Germanic and Jewish people, Grifopolis, Deesates, Ceremonial Pipe Company, Mitoland, Wailfolk, Spiritbw, Zeganas, Switmerica, PMR, Winfrey, Better Indonesia, Leirkra, Urinai, Carthosha, Iluuz, Siuts, Those against abusers, Digatoria, Democratic Peoples Republic of the US, Oom, Dopiax, Korean United States, Parpaza, Prehornland, Glorious Nero, Louisistan, Imbria, Samu Island, Othan, Durius, Republic Of Sindria, Nova Terra Saccharum, Anew Islands, Joel land, Crushing Fear, Lost Islands of Pantagon, Zuslosal, Skiles Empire, Rubistein, The State of Walrus Devotion, Dragonlightning, Sorya, Azkania, DrewvilleAllDay, The Republic of The Sith, Bolunia, Campo de la Paz, Odymn, Astrx, The Spiderman Reef, The United Greater Empire Of The Swiss, Metricis, Central Realms, Sovereign Republic of Welm, Ibiiza, South Baker, Xestar, Kongeriket Vest-Finnmark, Oriigami, Cream of Potato Soup, North Southumberland, Cesaris, Jeremima, Imperium Septentrionalis, Breax Scait, Lupus Bellum, Cambako, Something Cleverland, Republic of Pera, Kharbydriss, Keam, New Katamenia, Ozylandias, United Centralists, Myopic, The United Universe, Elsewhereland, and Mohr.

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