Largest Welfare Programs: 1st Most Rebellious Youth: 1st Largest Publishing Industry: 1st
The Anarchy of
Scandinavian Liberal Paradise
Bite Me
Ding Dong Daddy
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Political Freedom

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The Anarchy of Blogotopia is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Ding Dong Daddy with an even hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, anti-smoking policies, and multi-spousal wedding ceremonies. The compassionate, cheerful population of 25.165 billion Blogotopians enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The enormous, liberal, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Blogotopia City. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Blogotopian economy, worth an astonishing 10,686 trillion doobies a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, extremely specialized black market in Book Publishing. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 424,648 doobies, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Citizens wishing to leave the country must surrender half their wealth to the government, votes of no confidence regularly remove unwanted MPs, terrified neighbors cower behind concertina wire and machine gun nests, and Blogotopian Gladiators is a ratings success. Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Blogotopia's national animal is the hepcat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Blogotopia is ranked 140th in the world and 2nd in 10000 Islands for Most Advanced Public Transport, scoring 14,133.94 on the Societal Mobility Rating.

Largest Welfare Programs: 1stMost Rebellious Youth: 1stLargest Publishing Industry: 1stMost Advanced Public Education: 2ndMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 5thMost Influential: 5thLargest Black Market: 8thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 10thMost Developed: 11thMost Beautiful Environments: 25thHighest Poor Incomes: 27thMost Cultured: 28thLongest Average Lifespans: 30thHighest Crime Rates: 43rdMost Secular: 47thMost Compassionate Citizens: 47thLeast Corrupt Governments: 51stSmartest Citizens: 73rdNicest Citizens: 77thMost Pacifist: 94thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 96thBest Weather: 127thMost Advanced Public Transport: 140thHighest Economic Output: 187thMost Inclusive: 226thMost Armed: 239thHealthiest Citizens: 246thHighest Average Incomes: 306thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 318thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 353rdLargest Governments: 375thHighest Average Tax Rates: 450thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 637thMost Scientifically Advanced: 808thLargest Populations: 1,459thTop
Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 1,845thMost Cheerful Citizens: 3,829thHighest Drug Use: 6,528thMost Extensive Civil Rights: 7,024thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 7,423rdTop
Nudest: 7,972ndMost Subsidized Industry: 10,778thMost Efficient Economies: 13,292ndMost Income Equality: 14,908th
Largest Welfare Programs: 1st in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 1st in the regionMost Developed: 1st in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 1st in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Black Market: 1st in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 1st in the regionMost Secular: 1st in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 2nd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 2nd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 2nd in the regionMost Cultured: 2nd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 2nd in the regionMost Influential: 2nd in the regionMost Pacifist: 3rd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 3rd in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 3rd in the regionNicest Citizens: 3rd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 3rd in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 3rd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 4th in the regionLargest Governments: 5th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 5th in the regionBest Weather: 6th in the regionMost Inclusive: 6th in the regionMost Armed: 7th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 8th in the regionLargest Populations: 9th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 9th in the regionTop
Most Scientifically Advanced: 18th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 20th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 21st in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 38th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 65th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 71st in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 79th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 83rd in the regionTop
Nudest: 90th in the regionMost Stationary: 151st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 167th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Blogotopia, Blogotopian Gladiators is a ratings success.
  • : Following new legislation in Blogotopia, terrified neighbors cower behind concertina wire and machine gun nests.
  • : Following new legislation in Blogotopia, votes of no confidence regularly remove unwanted MPs.
  • : Following new legislation in Blogotopia, citizens wishing to leave the country must surrender half their wealth to the government.
  • : Blogotopia endorsed The Federal Republic of Free Tristania.
  • : Blogotopia was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Extensive Civil Rights.
  • : Blogotopia was endorsed by The Federal Republic of Free Tristania.
  • : Following new legislation in Blogotopia, birth rates have hit an all-time low.
  • : Following new legislation in Blogotopia, citizens are enjoying a recent large cut in taxes.
  • : Following new legislation in Blogotopia, elevator music has been replaced by thrash metal played at maximum volume.


World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 141 » Earth Federation, Creeptopia, Slowmeadow, Zyrcrestia, Slaytania, Fiodiya, Lebenlauf, Anfuhrer, Hamtown, United Governments of Newrope, Grungerock, The Kalmaray Technocracy, Coreras, Hazamaeia, Grimmywelsh, Hacame, Kokkinostan, Tzo, Linkdahero, Wolfhunters, Seranis, Pavaro, Dustwind, Beiluxia, Zaqaz Death, Achiotopia, Independent State Allied Forces of Belka, Rex Republic, Mystiquelle, Puerto Barrio, Onarii, Testa, Weaubleau, Souvlaki, American Republic of Independent States, Bullintine, Osea Island, Ilha Rongo Koa, The Republic of lkxciv, Germanahii, The United Dog Days Providence, Zeklandia, Manlinesslavia, HN67, Wysrod, Kyrizstanislav, Spncrgmn, FreeGunsForAll, AmericaIS THE BEST, De Danann, and 91 others.Drakkar Unitary Absolutist, Chronopolice, Cardini, Marinoians, Caustralia, Lesboes, The Tasmanian Islands, Colonel Terrosit, A Death Arena, Aedue, Oisinistan, Seantonia, Perzische Keizer, Lady of the light, New Icelandic Republic, Candlewhisper Archive, Hellazar, Germanic and Jewish people, Grifopolis, Wailfolk, Spiritbw, Zeganas, Better Indonesia, Leirkra, Carthosha, Iluuz, Siuts, Those against abusers, Digatoria, Democratic Peoples Republic of the US, Oom, Dopiax, Parpaza, Glorious Nero, Louisistan, Imbria, Samu Island, Nova Terra Saccharum, Crushing Fear, Lost Islands of Pantagon, Zuslosal, Rubistein, The State of Walrus Devotion, DrewvilleAllDay, The Republic of The Sith, Campo de la Paz, Astrx, Metricis, Sovereign Republic of Welm, South Baker, North Southumberland, Cesaris, Jeremima, Breax Scait, Lupus Bellum, Something Cleverland, Kharbydriss, Keam, New Katamenia, Ozylandias, United Centralists, Myopic, Elsewhereland, Mohr, Zallialla, Viadora, Rabbitomia, Phrados, Doltharos, Sedburgh, Rimor Publicae, Finbro Holdings, Anollasia, Grimlandia, Slugville, Crustacion, Serlone, Solistal, Korean United States, Westonida, The Sarsinian Islands, Militanis, Kaboomia, Eoin Island, Paragone, DunNaGall, Wolfsbau, Bannana Tree, Hatheg Kla, The Soylent Green Party, and Free Tristania.

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