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The Anarchy of Blogotopia

“Piss Off”

Category: Democratic Socialists
Civil Rights:
Excellent
Economy:
All-Consuming
Political Freedoms:
Excellent

Regional Influence: Duckspeaker

Location: 10000 Islands

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The Anarchy of Blogotopia is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Ding Dong Daddy with an even hand, and notable for its anti-smoking policies. The compassionate, intelligent population of 21.088 billion Blogotopians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, socially-minded government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Education, Social Welfare, and the Environment. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Blogotopia City. The average income tax rate is 99%. The private sector is almost wholly made up of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out.

Conductors wield diamond-encrusted batons to fit in with their freshly gilded surroundings, Hepcat is one of the most popular forenames in Blogotopia, the military frequently holds bake sales to raise funds, and citizens can be frequently spotted going about their business stark naked. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is crippling, probably because of the country's utter lack of prisons. Blogotopia's national animal is the hepcat, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its currency is the doobie.

Blogotopia is ranked 201st in 10000 Islands and 19,524th in the world for Most Extensive Civil Rights, with 72 Martin Luther King, Jr. Units.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 19 hours ago

  • 7 hours ago: Following new legislation in Blogotopia, citizens can be frequently spotted going about their business stark naked.
  • 8 hours ago: Blogotopia was endorsed by The Federal Republic of The United Island Tribes.
  • 19 hours ago: Following new legislation in Blogotopia, the military frequently holds bake sales to raise funds.
  • 1 day 7 hours ago: Following new legislation in Blogotopia, Hepcat is one of the most popular forenames in Blogotopia.
  • 1 day 19 hours ago: Following new legislation in Blogotopia, conductors wield diamond-encrusted batons to fit in with their freshly gilded surroundings.
  • 2 days 7 hours ago: Following new legislation in Blogotopia, cremation is compulsory for the deceased.
  • 2 days 19 hours ago: Following new legislation in Blogotopia, terrified neighbors cower behind concertina wire and machine gun nests.
  • 3 days 7 hours ago: Following new legislation in Blogotopia, the latest Harry Potter book is a bestseller.
  • 3 days 19 hours ago: Following new legislation in Blogotopia, crime is on the rise as DNA sampling has been all but outlawed.
  • 4 days ago: Blogotopia was ranked in the Top 5% of the region for Highest Drug Use (last census: Top 1%).

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