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The Anarchy of Blogotopia is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Ding Dong Daddy with a fair hand, and notable for its anti-smoking policies. Its compassionate, intelligent population of 11.025 billion love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

There is no government in the normal sense of the word; however, a small group of community-minded, corrupt individuals is effectively ruled by the Department of Social Welfare, with areas such as Defence and Law & Order receiving almost no funds by comparison. Income tax is unheard of. The private sector is almost wholly made up of enterprising fourteen-year-old boys selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out.

Citizens are encouraged to report friends, family members or co-workers who seem depressed to the government for "counselling", long arduous trials are held for the most trivial of offences, the government has undertaken a massive education and health program to combat VODAIS, and senior citizens are often found slaving away in factories. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is crippling, probably because of the country's utter lack of prisons. Blogotopia's national animal is the hepcat, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its currency is the doobie.

Blogotopia is ranked 856th in the region and 55,319th in the world for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector.