Largest Welfare Programs: 1st Most Rebellious Youth: 1st Most Advanced Public Education: 1st
The Anarchy of
Liberal Democratic Socialists
Bite Me
Ding Dong Daddy
Regional Influence
Duckspeaker
Region
Civil Rights
Excellent
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
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The Anarchy of Blogotopia is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Ding Dong Daddy with a fair hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, avant-garde cinema, and daily referendums. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 25.735 billion Blogotopians love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, socially-minded, outspoken government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Blogotopia City. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Blogotopian economy, worth a remarkable 8,402 trillion doobies a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, extremely specialized black market in Book Publishing. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 326,492 doobies, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Passionate nomination battles are often as intense as general elections, public footpaths are being slowly eroded by the burgeoning number of ramblers, crime has increased substantially since the police concentrated all their efforts on arresting the rich for loitering in their own homes, and divorce lawyers are found begging on the streets. Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, probably because of the absence of a police force. Blogotopia's national animal is the hepcat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Blogotopia is ranked 21st in the world and 1st in 10000 Islands for Most Advanced Public Transport, scoring 18,945.79 on the Societal Mobility Rating.

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Largest Welfare Programs: 1stMost Rebellious Youth: 1stMost Advanced Public Education: 1stMost Influential: 4thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 4thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 9thLargest Black Market: 10thMost Developed: 13thMost Advanced Public Transport: 21stMost Cultured: 23rdMost Beautiful Environments: 26thLongest Average Lifespans: 29thLeast Corrupt Governments: 30thHighest Crime Rates: 36thMost Secular: 42ndMost Compassionate Citizens: 44thHighest Poor Incomes: 54thNicest Citizens: 70thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 73rdMost Pacifist: 86thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 94thBest Weather: 117thSmartest Citizens: 169thMost Inclusive: 207thHealthiest Citizens: 238thMost Armed: 239thHighest Average Tax Rates: 306thHighest Economic Output: 315thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 363rdLargest Governments: 393rdHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 583rdHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 846thHighest Average Incomes: 916thMost Scientifically Advanced: 928thLargest Populations: 1,404thTop
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Most Cheerful Citizens: 4,322ndLargest Publishing Industry: 4,490thMost Subsidized Industry: 5,784thMost Income Equality: 6,082ndMost Politically Free: 7,969thTop
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Most Efficient Economies: 13,432ndHighest Drug Use: 14,832ndMost Stationary: 14,922ndHighest Wealthy Incomes: 15,871stNudest: 16,777th
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Most Secular: 1st in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 1st in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1st in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 1st in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionLargest Black Market: 1st in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 1st in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1st in the regionMost Cultured: 2nd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 2nd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 2nd in the regionMost Influential: 2nd in the regionMost Developed: 2nd in the regionMost Pacifist: 3rd in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 3rd in the regionNicest Citizens: 3rd in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 3rd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 3rd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 3rd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 4th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 4th in the regionLargest Governments: 6th in the regionBest Weather: 6th in the regionMost Armed: 6th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 8th in the regionMost Inclusive: 9th in the regionLargest Populations: 10th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 13th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 14th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 17th in the regionTop
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Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 19th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 21st in the regionMost Income Equality: 32nd in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 81st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 85th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 87th in the regionTop
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Most Politically Free: 105th in the regionMost Extreme: 116th in the regionMost Stationary: 129th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 159th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Blogotopia, divorce lawyers are found begging on the streets.
  • : Blogotopia was reclassified from "Left-wing Utopia" to "Liberal Democratic Socialists".
  • : Following new legislation in Blogotopia, crime has increased substantially since the police concentrated all their efforts on arresting the rich for loitering in their own homes.
  • : Following new legislation in Blogotopia, public footpaths are being slowly eroded by the burgeoning number of ramblers.
  • : Following new legislation in Blogotopia, passionate nomination battles are often as intense as general elections.
  • : Blogotopia was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Politically Free and the Top 10% for Most Extreme.
  • : Following new legislation in Blogotopia, citizens select which government department gets their income tax doobies each year.
  • : Following new legislation in Blogotopia, procrastination is a national sport.
  • : Following new legislation in Blogotopia, conductors wield diamond-encrusted batons to fit in with their freshly gilded surroundings.
  • : Following new legislation in Blogotopia, droves of former desperados are applying to join the border police.

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World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 135 » Wailfolk, Osea Island, Astrx, New Katamenia, The Tasmanian Islands, Earth Federation, Edorask, Plitheria, North Southumberland, New Icelandic Republic, Testa, Bullintine, Tabbertonia, Castica, DunNaGall, Sedburgh, Paragone, Parpaza, Nova Terra Saccharum, HN67, Campo de la Paz, Oom, Mohr, Baudelafstan, Slaytania, Dandrian, Lebenlauf, The United Dog Days Providence, Anollasia, Evil Dictators Happyland, 123topia, Rimor Publicae, PMR, Mers Plo Mar, Weaubleau, South Baker, The Sarsinian Islands, Creeptopia, Eeumeria, Rubistein, Mursilis, Switmerica, Brandenbourg-Anhalt, Siuts, The Soylent Green Party, Fiodiya, Kaloge, Finbro Holdings, Neo Saorsa, Anfuhrer, and 85 others.Gross Battenia, Spncrgmn, Seranis, Kebecois, Rabbitomia, Mystiquelle, Free Tristania, Gentletopia, Brasilia, North North Western Brina, Zuslosal, The State of Walrus Devotion, Achiotopia, Myopic, New East Lancashire, The Persian Territories, Orbi, Slugville, Kokkinostan, Wysrod, Imbria, Grimlandia, Dustwind, Better Indonesia, NorthernMassachusetts, The Republic of The Sith, Hamtown, Zaqaz Death, A Death Arena, Serlone, United Centralists, Viadora, Coreras, Grifopolis, Phrados, Marikast, LiberationVille, Leirkra, Subrosa, Tzo, MagnaPene, Aedue, Hacame, Farun, American Republic of Independent States, Rainu, Venkorata, Boltor, Striagro Uspil, Linkdahero, FreeGunsForAll, Onarii, De Danann, Zeganas, United Governments of Newrope, Germanahii, Cardini, Ozylandias, Soldaten des Hippokrates, DrewvilleAllDay, Kyrizstanislav, Manlinesslavia, Elsewhereland, Molea, Seven Colours, Grungerock, Seantonia, Rex Republic, Those against abusers, Iluuz, Europe Inc, Zeklandia, Jhonshire, The Scottish Highlands and Lowlands, Colonel Terrosit, Beiluxia, Wolfhunters, Zyrcrestia, The Republic of lkxciv, Perzische Keizer, Crustacion, Lost Islands of Pantagon, Spiritbw, Puerto Barrio, and Kharbydriss.

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