Largest Welfare Programs: 1st Most Advanced Public Education: 1st Largest Publishing Industry: 1st
The Anarchy of
Left-wing Utopia
Bite Me
Ding Dong Daddy
Regional Influence
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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The Anarchy of Blogotopia is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Ding Dong Daddy with a fair hand, and notable for its avant-garde cinema, keen interest in outer space, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 24.454 billion Blogotopians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Blogotopia City. The income tax rate is 100%.

The all-consuming Blogotopian economy, worth a remarkable 9,886 trillion doobies a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, extremely specialized black market in Book Publishing. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 404,283 doobies, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

School plays were recently banned due to concerns of child endangerment, Hepcat is one of the most popular forenames in Blogotopia, the minority inevitably have their addenda vetoed, and the government helps teach children how to kill a man from six paces. Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, probably because of the absence of a police force. Blogotopia's national animal is the hepcat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Blogotopia is ranked 36th in the world and 2nd in 10000 Islands for Longest Average Lifespans, with 96.96 Years.

Largest Welfare Programs: 1stMost Advanced Public Education: 1stLargest Publishing Industry: 1stMost Rebellious Youth: 1stMost Influential: 5thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 6thLargest Black Market: 6thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 10thHighest Poor Incomes: 18thMost Cultured: 29thMost Beautiful Environments: 30thLongest Average Lifespans: 36thLeast Corrupt Governments: 44thHighest Crime Rates: 45thMost Secular: 48thMost Compassionate Citizens: 50thMost Advanced Public Transport: 79thSmartest Citizens: 82ndNicest Citizens: 91stHighest Drug Use: 102ndMost Pacifist: 105thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 106thBest Weather: 128thHighest Economic Output: 211thMost Inclusive: 249thMost Armed: 249thHealthiest Citizens: 264thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 281stMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 295thHighest Average Incomes: 338thLargest Governments: 405thHighest Average Tax Rates: 445thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 718thMost Scientifically Advanced: 771stLargest Populations: 1,486thMost Developed: 1,877thTop
Most Politically Free: 3,540thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 3,950thMost Cheerful Citizens: 4,010thMost Income Equality: 8,563rdHighest Wealthy Incomes: 9,391stTop
Nudest: 16,389thMost Extreme: 17,413thMost Stationary: 18,787th
Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 1st in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 1st in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Black Market: 1st in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1st in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 1st in the regionMost Secular: 1st in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 1st in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 2nd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 2nd in the regionMost Cultured: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 2nd in the regionMost Influential: 2nd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 2nd in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 2nd in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 3rd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 3rd in the regionMost Pacifist: 3rd in the regionHighest Drug Use: 3rd in the regionNicest Citizens: 3rd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 3rd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 4th in the regionBest Weather: 5th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 7th in the regionLargest Governments: 7th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 7th in the regionMost Inclusive: 8th in the regionMost Armed: 8th in the regionLargest Populations: 10th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 11th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 20th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 21st in the regionTop
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 22nd in the regionMost Politically Free: 35th in the regionMost Developed: 52nd in the regionMost Income Equality: 61st in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 69th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 92nd in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 103rd in the regionTop
Most Extreme: 113th in the regionMost Stationary: 176th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Blogotopia, the government helps teach children how to kill a man from six paces.
  • : Following new legislation in Blogotopia, the minority inevitably have their addenda vetoed.
  • : Blogotopia voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Condemn the Pacific"".
  • : Blogotopia voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Reproductive Education Act".
  • : Following new legislation in Blogotopia, Hepcat is one of the most popular forenames in Blogotopia.
  • : Following new legislation in Blogotopia, school plays were recently banned due to concerns of child endangerment.
  • : Following new legislation in Blogotopia, EpiPen sales have skyrocketed.
  • : Following new legislation in Blogotopia, Maxtopian tourists make expensive pilgrimages to Blogotopia City to enjoy their national art.
  • : Following new legislation in Blogotopia, citizens recently voted in favour of declaring bubblewrap an 'abomination of nature'.
  • : Following new legislation in Blogotopia, the government regularly publishes lengthy reports on its own excessive recordkeeping.


World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 152 » Earth Federation, Randomain, Creeptopia, Slowmeadow, Zyrcrestia, Slaytania, Fiodiya, Great-Bohemia, Lebenlauf, Anfuhrer, The imperial state of Japan, Hamtown, United Governments of Newrope, Grungerock, The Kalmaray Technocracy, Coreras, Hazamaeia, Grimmywelsh, Hacame, Kokkinostan, Tzo, Erinyes Alecto, Steidenland, Linkdahero, Wolfhunters, Seranis, Pavaro, Dustwind, Beiluxia, Zaqaz Death, Noricum and Raetia, Achiotopia, Independent State Allied Forces of Belka, Rex Republic, Screaming Saint, Mystiquelle, Puerto Barrio, Onarii, Testa, Weaubleau, Souvlaki, American Republic of Independent States, Bullintine, Osea Island, Ilha Rongo Koa, TheVIRUS612, The Republic of lkxciv, Germanahii, The United Dog Days Providence, Zeklandia, and 102 others.Manlinesslavia, Zumwalt, HN67, Wysrod, Kyrizstanislav, Spncrgmn, FreeGunsForAll, Samanar, AmericaIS THE BEST, De Danann, Trussiama, GREAT EMPIRE 100, Drakkar Unitary Absolutist, SouthernSevenEmpire, Chronopolice, Cardini, Marinoians, Intelligent Fools, Hasurei, Caustralia, Lesboes, The Tasmanian Islands, Saint Laura Islands, Colonel Terrosit, A Death Arena, Aedue, Oisinistan, Seantonia, Perzische Keizer, Persecution Mania, Lady of the light, New Icelandic Republic, Candlewhisper Archive, Hellazar, Greaseland, Germanic and Jewish people, Grifopolis, Deesates, Ceremonial Pipe Company, Mitoland, Wailfolk, Spiritbw, Zeganas, Switmerica, PMR, Adorna, Winfrey, Better Indonesia, Leirkra, Urinai, Carthosha, Iluuz, Siuts, Those against abusers, Digatoria, The United states of Pineapple, Democratic Peoples Republic of the US, Oom, Dopiax, Korean United States, Parpaza, Prehornland, Glorious Nero, Louisistan, Imbria, Kydonis, Peliroja, Samu Island, Othan, Durius, Republic Of Sindria, Arash Nation, Nova Terra Saccharum, Anew Islands, Czechppines, Joel land, Shaginwagan, Crushing Fear, Northern Union States, Lost Islands of Pantagon, Zuslosal, Mellisonant, Skiles Empire, Rubistein, The State of Walrus Devotion, Los gurls, Dragonlightning, Sorya, Azkania, DrewvilleAllDay, The Republic of The Sith, Bolunia, Havoysund, Karjeilkejme, Campo de la Paz, Odymn, Astrx, The Spiderman Reef, The United Greater Empire Of The Swiss, Metricis, Central Realms, and Sovereign Republic of Welm.

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