Largest Welfare Programs: 1st Most Advanced Public Education: 1st Largest Publishing Industry: 1st
The Anarchy of
Left-wing Utopia
Bite Me
Ding Dong Daddy
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The Anarchy of Blogotopia is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Ding Dong Daddy with a fair hand, and renowned for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, state-planned economy, and smutty television. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 24.959 billion Blogotopians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Blogotopia City. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Blogotopian economy, worth an astonishing 10,330 trillion doobies a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, extremely specialized black market in Book Publishing. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 413,912 doobies, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Criminals and college students are taking an interest in the government's new weed-killing program, passionate nomination battles are often as intense as general elections, high-income earners pay a 100% tax rate, and anyone who so much as frowns risks being referred to a mental health unit. Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Blogotopia's national animal is the hepcat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Blogotopia is ranked 10th in the world and 1st in 10000 Islands for Most Developed, scoring 99.08 on the Human Development Index.

Largest Welfare Programs: 1stMost Advanced Public Education: 1stLargest Publishing Industry: 1stMost Rebellious Youth: 1stMost Influential: 5thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 6thLargest Black Market: 8thMost Developed: 10thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 11thMost Cultured: 28thMost Beautiful Environments: 29thLongest Average Lifespans: 33rdHighest Poor Incomes: 35thLeast Corrupt Governments: 37thMost Secular: 39thHighest Crime Rates: 41stMost Compassionate Citizens: 46thSmartest Citizens: 77thNicest Citizens: 80thMost Pacifist: 88thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 100thBest Weather: 136thMost Advanced Public Transport: 152ndHighest Economic Output: 196thMost Inclusive: 260thHealthiest Citizens: 264thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 284thMost Armed: 291stHighest Average Incomes: 322ndLargest Governments: 410thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 412thHighest Average Tax Rates: 489thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 675thMost Scientifically Advanced: 787thLargest Populations: 1,469thTop
Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 2,899thMost Cheerful Citizens: 3,998thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 7,256thMost Politically Free: 8,214thTop
Most Subsidized Industry: 14,377thMost Efficient Economies: 14,409thNudest: 16,011th
Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 1st in the regionMost Developed: 1st in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 1st in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Black Market: 1st in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1st in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 1st in the regionMost Secular: 1st in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 1st in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 2nd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 2nd in the regionMost Cultured: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 2nd in the regionMost Influential: 2nd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 2nd in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 2nd in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 3rd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 3rd in the regionMost Pacifist: 3rd in the regionNicest Citizens: 3rd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 3rd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 4th in the regionLargest Governments: 5th in the regionBest Weather: 5th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 6th in the regionMost Inclusive: 7th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 7th in the regionMost Armed: 8th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 9th in the regionLargest Populations: 9th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 19th in the regionTop
Highest Workforce Participation Rate: 21st in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 22nd in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 54th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 82nd in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 82nd in the regionTop
Most Politically Free: 132nd in the regionMost Stationary: 163rd in the regionMost Extreme: 180th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Blogotopia, anyone who so much as frowns risks being referred to a mental health unit.
  • : Following new legislation in Blogotopia, high-income earners pay a 100% tax rate.
  • : Following new legislation in Blogotopia, passionate nomination battles are often as intense as general elections.
  • : Blogotopia endorsed The United Socialist States of Solistal.
  • : Blogotopia was endorsed by The United Socialist States of Solistal.
  • : Following new legislation in Blogotopia, criminals and college students are taking an interest in the government's new weed-killing program.
  • : Following new legislation in Blogotopia, there's a shortage of swinging hot spots as land development grinds to a halt.
  • : Following new legislation in Blogotopia, the government has declared its commitment to multilateralism.
  • : Following new legislation in Blogotopia, Ding Dong Daddy's mistress is the belle at many state balls.
  • : Following new legislation in Blogotopia, Coco the Clown has been elected to the nation's parliament.


World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 146 » Earth Federation, Creeptopia, Slowmeadow, Zyrcrestia, Slaytania, Fiodiya, Lebenlauf, Anfuhrer, Hamtown, United Governments of Newrope, Grungerock, The Kalmaray Technocracy, Coreras, Hazamaeia, Grimmywelsh, Hacame, Kokkinostan, Tzo, Erinyes Alecto, Steidenland, Linkdahero, Wolfhunters, Seranis, Pavaro, Dustwind, Beiluxia, Zaqaz Death, Achiotopia, Independent State Allied Forces of Belka, Rex Republic, Mystiquelle, Puerto Barrio, Onarii, Testa, Weaubleau, Souvlaki, American Republic of Independent States, Bullintine, Osea Island, Ilha Rongo Koa, The Republic of lkxciv, Germanahii, The United Dog Days Providence, Zeklandia, Manlinesslavia, HN67, Wysrod, Kyrizstanislav, Spncrgmn, FreeGunsForAll, and 96 others.Samanar, AmericaIS THE BEST, De Danann, Drakkar Unitary Absolutist, Chronopolice, Cardini, Marinoians, Caustralia, Lesboes, The Tasmanian Islands, Colonel Terrosit, A Death Arena, Aedue, Oisinistan, Seantonia, Perzische Keizer, Lady of the light, New Icelandic Republic, Candlewhisper Archive, Hellazar, Germanic and Jewish people, Grifopolis, Deesates, Ceremonial Pipe Company, Mitoland, Wailfolk, Spiritbw, Zeganas, Switmerica, Better Indonesia, Leirkra, Urinai, Carthosha, Iluuz, Siuts, Those against abusers, Digatoria, Democratic Peoples Republic of the US, Oom, Dopiax, Parpaza, Glorious Nero, Louisistan, Imbria, Samu Island, Othan, Durius, Republic Of Sindria, Nova Terra Saccharum, Crushing Fear, Lost Islands of Pantagon, Zuslosal, Rubistein, The State of Walrus Devotion, Azkania, DrewvilleAllDay, The Republic of The Sith, Bolunia, Campo de la Paz, Astrx, The United Greater Empire Of The Swiss, Metricis, Central Realms, Sovereign Republic of Welm, South Baker, Xestar, Cream of Potato Soup, North Southumberland, Cesaris, Jeremima, Imperium Septentrionalis, Breax Scait, Lupus Bellum, Something Cleverland, Kharbydriss, Keam, New Katamenia, Ozylandias, United Centralists, Myopic, Elsewhereland, Mohr, Zallialla, Viadora, Rabbitomia, Phrados, Doltharos, Sedburgh, Rimor Publicae, Finbro Holdings, Anollasia, Grimlandia, Slugville, Crustacion, Serlone, and Solistal.

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