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The Anarchy of Blogotopia

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Category: Democratic Socialists
Civil Rights:
Very Good
Economy:
All-Consuming
Political Freedoms:
Excellent

Regional Influence: Duckspeaker

Location: 10000 Islands

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The Anarchy of Blogotopia is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Ding Dong Daddy with a fair hand, and remarkable for its anti-smoking policies. The compassionate, intelligent population of 20.865 billion Blogotopians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, socially-minded government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Education, Social Welfare, and the Environment. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Blogotopia City. The average income tax rate is 98%. The private sector is almost wholly made up of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out.

The "Underwear of Women in Power" issue of The Blogotopia City Times is sold out, noises louder than a whisper have been prohibited by law, trespassers often find themselves impaled by crossbow bolts, and politicians are often found scavenging bins at night to supplement their income. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is crippling, and the police force struggles against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Blogotopia's national animal is the hepcat, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its currency is the doobie.

Blogotopia is ranked 751st in 10000 Islands and 87,385th in the world for Greatest Rich-Poor Divides, scoring 48 on the Inverse Marx-Engels Emancipation Scale.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 1 day 2 hours ago

  • 21 hours ago: Following new legislation in Blogotopia, politicians are often found scavenging bins at night to supplement their income.
  • 21 hours ago: Following new legislation in Blogotopia, trespassers often find themselves impaled by crossbow bolts.
  • 1 day 21 hours ago: Following new legislation in Blogotopia, noises louder than a whisper have been prohibited by law.
  • 2 days 9 hours ago: Following new legislation in Blogotopia, the "Underwear of Women in Power" issue of The Blogotopia City Times is sold out.
  • 2 days 21 hours ago: Following new legislation in Blogotopia, there's a shortage of swinging hot spots as land development grinds to a halt.
  • 3 days 9 hours ago: Following new legislation in Blogotopia, crowds of flag-burning protesters tend to accidentally become crowds of burning protesters.
  • 3 days 21 hours ago: Following new legislation in Blogotopia, roads are often attended by round-the-clock construction crews.
  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in Blogotopia, the upper class have been throwing riots after hunting was recently banned.
  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in Blogotopia, an increasing percentage of the population's youth have homosexual parents.
  • 5 days ago: Following new legislation in Blogotopia, citizens are encouraged to report friends, family members or co-workers who seem depressed to the government for "counselling".

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