Largest Publishing Industry: 1st Largest Welfare Programs: 1st Most Rebellious Youth: 1st
The Anarchy of
Liberal Democratic Socialists
Bite Me
Ding Dong Daddy
Regional Influence
Civil Rights
Very Good
Political Freedom

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The Anarchy of Blogotopia is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Ding Dong Daddy with a fair hand, and remarkable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, punitive income tax rates, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 25.314 billion Blogotopians love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Blogotopia City. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Blogotopian economy, worth an astonishing 10,740 trillion doobies a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, extremely specialized black market in Book Publishing. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 424,301 doobies, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Long arduous trials are held for the most trivial of offences, back-alley circumcision clinics are popping up all over the nation, children are brainwashed at a young age to accept "Love and peace!" as a way of life, and the government is spending millions on alternative clean-burning fuels. Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, probably because of the absence of a police force. Blogotopia's national animal is the hepcat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Blogotopia is ranked 152,625th in the world and 1,693rd in 10000 Islands for Largest Agricultural Sector, scoring -51.77 on the Mu-Bah-Daggs Productivity Index.

Largest Publishing Industry: 1stLargest Welfare Programs: 1stMost Rebellious Youth: 1stMost Advanced Public Education: 2ndMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 5thMost Influential: 5thLargest Black Market: 9thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 10thMost Developed: 12thHighest Poor Incomes: 22ndMost Beautiful Environments: 24thLongest Average Lifespans: 29thMost Cultured: 29thLeast Corrupt Governments: 41stHighest Crime Rates: 42ndMost Secular: 43rdMost Compassionate Citizens: 46thSmartest Citizens: 72ndNicest Citizens: 74thMost Pacifist: 93rdMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 101stBest Weather: 125thHighest Economic Output: 184thMost Advanced Public Transport: 203rdMost Armed: 229thMost Inclusive: 230thHealthiest Citizens: 265thHighest Average Incomes: 313thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 332ndMost World Assembly Endorsements: 350thLargest Governments: 384thHighest Average Tax Rates: 472ndHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 585thMost Scientifically Advanced: 803rdLargest Populations: 1,449thTop
Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 2,192ndMost Cheerful Citizens: 2,976thTop
Highest Wealthy Incomes: 8,112thMost Income Equality: 10,486thMost Subsidized Industry: 11,199thMost Efficient Economies: 11,225th
Highest Poor Incomes: 1st in the regionMost Developed: 1st in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1st in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 1st in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 1st in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 1st in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionLargest Black Market: 1st in the regionMost Secular: 1st in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 2nd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 2nd in the regionMost Cultured: 2nd in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 2nd in the regionMost Influential: 2nd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 2nd in the regionNicest Citizens: 3rd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 3rd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 3rd in the regionMost Pacifist: 3rd in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 3rd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 4th in the regionBest Weather: 5th in the regionLargest Governments: 6th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 6th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 7th in the regionMost Armed: 7th in the regionLargest Populations: 8th in the regionMost Inclusive: 8th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 10th in the regionTop
Most Scientifically Advanced: 17th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 17th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 18th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 46th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 62nd in the regionTop
Highest Wealthy Incomes: 88th in the regionMost Income Equality: 98th in the regionMost Stationary: 146th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 163rd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 163rd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Blogotopia, the government is spending millions on alternative clean-burning fuels.
  • : Following new legislation in Blogotopia, children are brainwashed at a young age to accept "Love and peace!" as a way of life.
  • : Following new legislation in Blogotopia, back-alley circumcision clinics are popping up all over the nation.
  • : Following new legislation in Blogotopia, long arduous trials are held for the most trivial of offences.
  • : Following new legislation in Blogotopia, the recently unemployed can often be seen at the local homeless shelter.
  • : Following new legislation in Blogotopia, a new generation of aquariumless hotels are being built under government supervision.
  • : Following new legislation in Blogotopia, the tenet of free speech is held dear.
  • : Following new legislation in Blogotopia, spoiler warnings are now given out before political speeches.
  • : Following new legislation in Blogotopia, the poor are often seen pale and dizzy after selling their blood to make ends meet.
  • : Following new legislation in Blogotopia, turning eighteen is often referred to as the 'Age of Aquarius'.


World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 142 » Earth Federation, Creeptopia, Slowmeadow, Zyrcrestia, Slaytania, Fiodiya, Lebenlauf, Anfuhrer, Hamtown, United Governments of Newrope, Grungerock, The Kalmaray Technocracy, Coreras, Hazamaeia, Hacame, Kokkinostan, Tzo, Linkdahero, Wolfhunters, Seranis, Pavaro, Dustwind, Beiluxia, Zaqaz Death, Achiotopia, Independent State Allied Forces of Belka, Rex Republic, Mystiquelle, Puerto Barrio, Onarii, Testa, Weaubleau, Souvlaki, American Republic of Independent States, Bullintine, Osea Island, The Republic of lkxciv, Germanahii, The United Dog Days Providence, Zeklandia, Manlinesslavia, HN67, Wysrod, Kyrizstanislav, Spncrgmn, FreeGunsForAll, AmericaIS THE BEST, De Danann, Drakkar Unitary Absolutist, Cardini, and 92 others.Marinoians, Caustralia, The Tasmanian Islands, Colonel Terrosit, A Death Arena, Aedue, Oisinistan, Seantonia, Perzische Keizer, Lady of the light, New Icelandic Republic, Candlewhisper Archive, Hellazar, Germanic and Jewish people, Grifopolis, Wailfolk, Spiritbw, Zeganas, Better Indonesia, Leirkra, Carthosha, Iluuz, Siuts, Those against abusers, Digatoria, Democratic Peoples Republic of the US, Oom, Dopiax, Parpaza, Louisistan, Imbria, Samu Island, Nova Terra Saccharum, Lost Islands of Pantagon, Zuslosal, Rubistein, The State of Walrus Devotion, DrewvilleAllDay, The Republic of The Sith, Campo de la Paz, Astrx, Sovereign Republic of Welm, South Baker, North Southumberland, Cesaris, Breax Scait, Lupus Bellum, Something Cleverland, Kharbydriss, Keam, New Katamenia, Ozylandias, United Centralists, Myopic, Elsewhereland, Mohr, Viadora, Rabbitomia, Phrados, Doltharos, Sedburgh, Rimor Publicae, Finbro Holdings, Anollasia, Grimlandia, Slugville, Crustacion, Serlone, Solistal, Korean United States, The Sarsinian Islands, Militanis, Kaboomia, Eoin Island, Paragone, DunNaGall, Wolfsbau, Hatheg Kla, The Soylent Green Party, Free Tristania, Vinkentoa, Mursilis, MagnaPene, Boltor, Soldaten des Hippokrates, Sinus23, Molea, The Future Gods, Eeumeria, Gross Battenia, Brandenbourg-Anhalt, and The Persian Territories.

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