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The Herd of Blogh

“Help! There's a Stampede!”

Category: Benevolent Dictatorship
Civil Rights:
Superb
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Few

Regional Influence: Minnow

Location: Balder

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The Herd of Blogh is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Herdmaster Grel with an iron fist, and notable for its suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 18.381 billion Blogh enjoy great individual freedoms in everything except elections, which, where they exist at all, are populist shams for a dictatorship government that has no intention of ever giving up power.

There is no government in the normal sense of the word; however, a small group of community-minded, corrupt, liberal, pro-business individuals juggles the competing demands of Commerce, Defence, and Law & Order. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bloghopoli. Income tax is unheard of. A powerhouse of a private sector is led by the Automobile Manufacturing, Arms Manufacturing, and Uranium Mining industries.

Humongo-Mart's Beef 'n Paleoscincus Lasagne is a hit, charity no longer begins at home, violently opinionated speakers can be heard preaching their hateful views on every street corner, and movies and computer games are strictly censored for violence. Crime is crippling, and the police force struggles against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Blogh's national animal is the Paleoscincus, which is also the nation's favorite main course, its national religion is Holy Circle of Blogh, and its currency is the Bink.

Blogh is ranked 4th in Balder and 123rd in the world for Rudest Citizens, with 1,038.399 Insults Per Minute (net).

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 10 hours ago

  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in Blogh, movies and computer games are strictly censored for violence.
  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in Blogh, violently opinionated speakers can be heard preaching their hateful views on every street corner.
  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in Blogh, charity no longer begins at home.
  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in Blogh, Humongo-Mart's Beef 'n Paleoscincus Lasagne is a hit.
  • 6 days ago: Following new legislation in Blogh, birth rates have hit an all-time low.
  • 8 days ago: Blogh lodged a message on the Balder Regional Message Board.
  • 8 days ago: Blogh lodged a message on the Balder Regional Message Board.
  • 20 days ago: Blogh was ranked in the Top 1% of the region for Largest Manufacturing Sector (last census: #1).
  • 21 days ago: Blogh lodged a message on the Balder Regional Message Board.
  • 22 days ago: Blogh lodged a message on the Balder Regional Message Board.

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