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The Herd of Blogh

“Help! There's a Stampede!”

Category: Benevolent Dictatorship
Civil Rights:
Superb
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Few

Regional Influence: Minnow

Location: Balder

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The Herd of Blogh is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Herdmaster Grel with an iron fist, and notable for its complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 18.685 billion Blogh enjoy great individual freedoms in everything except elections, which, where they exist at all, are populist shams for a dictatorship government that has no intention of ever giving up power.

There is no government in the normal sense of the word; however, a small group of community-minded, corrupt, liberal, pro-business individuals juggles the competing demands of Commerce, Defence, and Law & Order. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bloghopoli. Income tax is unheard of. A powerhouse of a private sector is led by the Automobile Manufacturing, Arms Manufacturing, and Uranium Mining industries.

Cyber-crime and tin-foil hat sales are both increasing at record rates, Saturday morning cartoons feature full frontal nudity, suppression of pro-democracy protests is a daily occurrence, and retail stores offer sales every hour on the hour. Crime is crippling, and the police force struggles against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Blogh's national animal is the Paleoscincus, which is also the nation's favorite main course, its national religion is Holy Circle of Blogh, and its currency is the Bink.

Blogh is ranked 2nd in Balder and 11th in the world for Highest Drug Use, scoring 515 on the Pineapple Fondness Rating.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 15 hours ago

  • 1 day 5 hours ago: Blogh was ranked in the Top 5% of the region for Most Subsidized Industry (last census: Top 1%).
  • 8 days ago: Following new legislation in Blogh, retail stores offer sales every hour on the hour.
  • 8 days ago: Following new legislation in Blogh, suppression of pro-democracy protests is a daily occurrence.
  • 8 days ago: Following new legislation in Blogh, Saturday morning cartoons feature full frontal nudity.
  • 8 days ago: Following new legislation in Blogh, cyber-crime and tin-foil hat sales are both increasing at record rates.
  • 9 days ago: Blogh lodged a message on the Balder Regional Message Board.
  • 14 days ago: Blogh lodged a message on the Balder Regional Message Board.
  • 18 days ago: Blogh was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Most World Assembly Endorsements.
  • 23 days ago: Blogh was ranked #1 in the region for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector (last census: Top 1%).
  • 26 days ago: Blogh lodged a message on the Balder Regional Message Board.

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