The Greater Vakolicci Haven of Blitzkeig is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by President Ronan W O'clane with an iron fist, and remarkable for its frequent executions, enslaved workforce, and smutty television. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 14.42 billion Vakolicci are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.
The medium-sized, corrupt, pro-business, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Iros. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 70.4%.
The frighteningly efficient Vakolicci economy, worth a remarkable 1,973 trillion Drals a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Woodchip Exports, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is extensive. Average income is an impressive 136,886 Drals, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 662,003 per year while the poor average 16,420, a ratio of 40.3 to 1.
Former school buses now regularly shuttle kids to the nearest shopping centers to work, late night adverts for breast milk co-ops regularly win pornography industry awards, virtually all of the country's economic activity takes place in Iros, and the populace has developed a mortal fear of the woods. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Blitzkeig's national animal is the Lion, which is also the nation's favorite main course.
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Blitzkeig's influence in Tyrrhenia rose from "Zero" to "Shoeshiner".
- : Blitzkeig lodged a message on the Tyrrhenia Regional Message Board.
- : Blitzkeig relocated from Osiris to Tyrrhenia.
- : Blitzkeig was refounded in Osiris.
- : Blitzkeig ceased to exist.
- : Blitzkeig was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Extensive Public Healthcare.
- : Blitzkeig was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Advanced Defense Forces.
- : Blitzkeig's influence in Tyrrhenia rose from "Sprat" to "Shoeshiner".
- : Blitzkeig was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Avoided and the Top 10% for Largest Soda Pop Sector.
- : Following new legislation in Blitzkeig, the populace has developed a mortal fear of the woods.