The Zombiefied Queendom of Blitzkeig is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Queen Sharon Tate with an iron fist, and notable for its frequent executions, public floggings, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 11.593 billion Blitzkeigians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."
The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Law & Order, although Defense, Spirituality, and Healthcare are also considered important, while Welfare isn't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Nexus. The average income tax rate is 76.4%.
The very strong Blitzkeigian economy, worth a remarkable 1,086 trillion Blitzkeigan Dinars a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Woodchip Exports, Uranium Mining, and Information Technology. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is 93,717 Blitzkeigan Dinars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.7 times as much as the poorest.
Children have taken to using semaphore in light of the recent mobile phone ban, jails have become colloquially known as 'vampire houses', rumours have it that a secret police is responsible for the recent spate of missing persons, and the welfare administrations new sweeping authority has forced the poor and needy to shop from pre-approved grocery lists. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Blitzkeig's national animal is the Blitzkeigan Dragon, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution.
Most Recent Government Activity: 4 days ago
- 8 days ago: Blitzkeig was ranked in the Top 5% of the region for Shortest Average Lifespan.
- 9 days ago: Blitzkeig was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Safest.
- 9 days ago: Blitzkeig was ranked in the Top 5% of the region for Safest.
- 27 days ago: Blitzkeig was ranked in the Top 5% of the region for Rudest Citizens.
- 40 days ago: Blitzkeig was ranked in the Top 5% of the region for Lowest Unemployment Rates.
- 44 days ago: Blitzkeig's influence in Umbrella Corporation rose from "Minnow" to "Vassal".
- 45 days ago: Blitzkeig was ranked in the Top 5% of the region for Largest Mining Sector.
- 47 days ago: Blitzkeig was ranked in the Top 5% of the region for Highest Average Tax Rates.
- 57 days ago: Blitzkeig was ranked in the Top 5% of the region for Highest Police Ratios.
- 58 days ago: Blitzkeig was ranked in the Top 5% of the region for Smartest Citizens.