The TBA of Blitzkeig is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by TBA with an iron fist, and remarkable for its avowedly heterosexual populace, parental licensing program, and complete lack of prisons. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 13.779 billion Blitzkeigians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."
The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Law & Order, with Defense, Spirituality, and Healthcare also on the agenda, while Welfare isn't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of TBA. The average income tax rate is 75.7%.
The very strong Blitzkeigian economy, worth a remarkable 1,287 trillion Blitzkeigan Dinars a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Woodchip Exports, Uranium Mining, and Information Technology. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is 93,421 Blitzkeigan Dinars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.7 times as much as the poorest.
Children have taken to using semaphore in light of the recent mobile phone ban, jails have become colloquially known as 'vampire houses', rumours have it that a secret police is responsible for the recent spate of missing persons, and the welfare administrations new sweeping authority has forced the poor and needy to shop from pre-approved grocery lists. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Blitzkeig's national animal is the Blitzkeigan Dragon, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution.
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Blitzkeig's influence in Umbrella Corporation rose from "Duckspeaker" to "Envoy".
- : Blitzkeig changed its national capital to "TBA", its leader to "TBA", and its nation type to "TBA".
- : Blitzkeig was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Advanced Defense Forces.
- : Blitzkeig was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Devout.
- : Blitzkeig was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Black Market, Most Advanced Law Enforcement, Largest Populations, Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry, and Highest Economic Output.
- : Blitzkeig was ranked in the Top 5% of the region for Highest Average Tax Rates (last census: Top 10%).
- : Blitzkeig was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Lowest Crime Rates.
- : Blitzkeig was ranked in the Top 5% of the region for Lowest Crime Rates (last census: Top 10%).
- : Blitzkeig's influence in Umbrella Corporation rose from "Handshaker" to "Duckspeaker".
- : Blitzkeig fell out of the regional Top 10% for Fastest-Growing Economies.