Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 4,247th Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 4,506th Largest Black Market: 5,344th
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The TBA of Blitzkeig is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by TBA with an iron fist, and remarkable for its avowedly heterosexual populace, parental licensing program, and complete lack of prisons. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 13.779 billion Blitzkeigians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Law & Order, with Defense, Spirituality, and Healthcare also on the agenda, while Welfare isn't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of TBA. The average income tax rate is 75.7%.

The very strong Blitzkeigian economy, worth a remarkable 1,287 trillion Blitzkeigan Dinars a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Woodchip Exports, Uranium Mining, and Information Technology. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is 93,421 Blitzkeigan Dinars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.7 times as much as the poorest.

Children have taken to using semaphore in light of the recent mobile phone ban, jails have become colloquially known as 'vampire houses', rumours have it that a secret police is responsible for the recent spate of missing persons, and the welfare administration’s new sweeping authority has forced the poor and needy to shop from pre-approved grocery lists. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Blitzkeig's national animal is the Blitzkeigan Dragon, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution.

Blitzkeig is ranked 182,202nd in the world and 12th in Umbrella Corporation for Largest Publishing Industry, scoring -6.75 on the Bella Potter Productivity e-Index.

Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 4,247thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 4,506thLargest Black Market: 5,344thLargest Populations: 6,680thHighest Economic Output: 7,174thMost Devout: 9,351stTop
Largest Mining Sector: 10,164thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 10,897thMost Corrupt Governments: 11,307thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 13,001stLowest Crime Rates: 15,049thMost Authoritarian: 15,986thMost Avoided: 16,060thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 16,619thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 17,530thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 17,583rdMost Conservative: 18,689th
Most Devout: 1st in the regionMost Inclusive: 1st in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 1st in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1st in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1st in the regionLargest Governments: 1st in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 1st in the regionMost Avoided: 1st in the regionLargest Populations: 1st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 1st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 1st in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1st in the regionSafest: 1st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 1st in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Blitzkeig's influence in Umbrella Corporation rose from "Duckspeaker" to "Envoy".
  • : Blitzkeig changed its national capital to "TBA", its leader to "TBA", and its nation type to "TBA".
  • : Blitzkeig was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Advanced Defense Forces.
  • : Blitzkeig was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Devout.
  • : Blitzkeig was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Black Market, Most Advanced Law Enforcement, Largest Populations, Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry, and Highest Economic Output.
  • : Blitzkeig was ranked in the Top 5% of the region for Highest Average Tax Rates (last census: Top 10%).
  • : Blitzkeig was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Lowest Crime Rates.
  • : Blitzkeig was ranked in the Top 5% of the region for Lowest Crime Rates (last census: Top 10%).
  • : Blitzkeig's influence in Umbrella Corporation rose from "Handshaker" to "Duckspeaker".
  • : Blitzkeig fell out of the regional Top 10% for Fastest-Growing Economies.


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