The Watchfires of Blitz-3 is a gargantuan, efficient nation, remarkable for its public floggings, prohibition of alcohol, and zero percent divorce rate. The compassionate, cynical population of 21.154 billion Blitz-3ians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Industry. The average income tax rate is 52.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Blitz-3ian economy, worth a remarkable 2,041 trillion $$s a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Basket Weaving. Black market activity is extensive. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 96,513 $$s, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

Former arsonists can be found on local fire brigades, the government mails weekly updates on the new anti-junk mail laws to every citizen, back-alley circumcision clinics are popping up all over the nation, and the media have begun calling the government treasury "Leader's stash". Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Blitz-3's national animal is the Dolly Varden, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Blitz-3 is ranked 95,386^th in the world and 1^st in The Government of UNAF for Lowest Crime Rates, with 66.45 law-abiding acts per hour.