The Bleeeem Bleeem Bleeeem of Bleeeem is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Bleeem with an iron fist, and notable for its complete lack of prisons, ubiquitous missile silos, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 14.505 billion Bleeeemians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Social Policy. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bleeeem. The average income tax rate is 40.6%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The Bleeeemian economy, worth 835 trillion Bleeeems a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Beef-Based Agriculture industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Trout Farming. Black market activity is notable. Average income is 57,634 Bleeeems, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.9 times as much as the poorest.

New religious sects are squashed immediately by the government, terrorists who are 17th cousins with the ex-wives of half-brothers of citizens are now exempt from the immigration ban, lifeguards are more concerned with watching for sharks than struggling swimmers, and five-year-olds chanting "Little Miss Muffet" are accused of bullying arachnophobes. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Bleeeem's national animal is the Bleeeem, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Bleeeeeeeeeeeeeeem.

Bleeeem is ranked 133,284^th in the world and 36^th in One big Island for Lowest Crime Rates, with 62.42 law-abiding acts per hour.