Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 1,688th Lowest Crime Rates: 3,408th Most Corrupt Governments: 3,885th
The Theocracy of
Corrupt Dictatorship
God forgives, our leader doesn't
Regional Influence
Sprat
Region
Civil Rights
Below Average
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

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The Theocracy of Bleechovia is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Supreme Commander Michale' with an iron fist, and remarkable for its frequent executions, zero percent divorce rate, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 11.185 billion Bleechovians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The large, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bastian . The average income tax rate is 90.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Bleechovian economy, worth a remarkable 1,519 trillion Offerings a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Information Technology. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 135,843 Offerings, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.9 times as much as the poorest.

New safety regulations require all cars manufactured in Bleechovia to be bombproof, droves of former desperados are applying to join the border police, back-alley circumcision clinics are popping up all over the nation, and replacement organs are grown in vats. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Bleechovia's national animal is the Irukandji, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Bleechism.

Bleechovia is ranked 16,470th in the world and 640th in Osiris for Best Weather, with 145 Meters Of Sunlight.

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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 1,688thTop
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Lowest Crime Rates: 3,408thMost Corrupt Governments: 3,885thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 4,459thHighest Economic Output: 5,704thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 5,835thLargest Agricultural Sector: 7,130thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 8,857thLargest Governments: 8,885thLargest Populations: 9,096thMost Beautiful Environments: 9,570thTop
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Healthiest Citizens: 9,679thMost Subsidized Industry: 9,990thMost Efficient Economies: 10,736thSafest: 10,978thHighest Average Tax Rates: 11,083rdHighest Average Incomes: 12,446thHighest Poor Incomes: 12,870thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 13,222ndLargest Cheese Export Sector: 13,830thHighest Drug Use: 14,118thLargest Publishing Industry: 14,757thMost Developed: 15,508thMost Advanced Public Transport: 15,633rdLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 15,946thBest Weather: 16,470thLargest Mining Sector: 16,573rd
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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 102nd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 160th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 194th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 220th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 220th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 227th in the regionLargest Populations: 228th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 246th in the regionTop
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Most Popular Tourist Destinations: 355th in the regionLargest Governments: 373rd in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 376th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 377th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 390th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 390th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 416th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 426th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 433rd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 442nd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 459th in the regionSafest: 479th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Bleechovia, replacement organs are grown in vats.
  • : Following new legislation in Bleechovia, back-alley circumcision clinics are popping up all over the nation.
  • : Following new legislation in Bleechovia, droves of former desperados are applying to join the border police.
  • : Following new legislation in Bleechovia, new safety regulations require all cars manufactured in Bleechovia to be bombproof.
  • : Following new legislation in Bleechovia, corporate executives continue to enjoy generous tax benefits while the public is taxed to the hilt.
  • : Bleechovia was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Beautiful Environments.
  • : Bleechovia was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Healthiest Citizens.
  • : Bleechovia was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Beautiful Environments.
  • : Bleechovia was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Populations and the Top 10% for Highest Drug Use.
  • : Following new legislation in Bleechovia, conspiracy theorists allege Bastian 's new subway map resembles Satanic symbols.

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