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The Theocracy of Bleechovia

“God forgives, our leader doesn't”

Category: Iron Fist Consumerists
Civil Rights:
Few
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Unheard Of

Regional Influence: Minnow

Location: The North Pacific

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The Theocracy of Bleechovia is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Supreme Commander Michale' with an iron fist, and renowned for its sprawling nuclear power plants. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 7.578 billion Bleechovians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defence, and Commerce. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bastian . The average income tax rate is 93%. A healthy private sector is dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry.

It is illegal to liberate slaves, the government is suspected of mass disappearing dissidents both at home and abroad, the government is buying children's books by the thousands, and discarded pennies litter the streets. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Bleechovia's national animal is the Irukandji, which is also the nation's favorite main course, its national religion is Bleechism, and its currency is the Offering.

Bleechovia is ranked 1,546th in The North Pacific and 45,605th in the world for Most Cultured, scoring 1 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 6 days ago

  • 4 days ago: Bleechovia was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Most Beautiful Environments.
  • 5 days ago: Bleechovia was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Lowest Unemployment Rates (last census: Top 5%).
  • 6 days ago: Bleechovia was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Most Popular Tourist Destinations.
  • 7 days ago: Bleechovia was endorsed by The Grand Duchy of Luxembourgers.
  • 16 days ago: Bleechovia fell out of the world Top 10% for Largest Populations.
  • 30 days ago: Bleechovia was reclassified from "Corrupt Dictatorship" to "Iron Fist Consumerists".
  • 30 days ago: Following new legislation in Bleechovia, discarded pennies litter the streets.
  • 30 days ago: Following new legislation in Bleechovia, the government is buying children's books by the thousands.
  • 30 days ago: Following new legislation in Bleechovia, the government is suspected of mass disappearing dissidents both at home and abroad.
  • 30 days ago: Following new legislation in Bleechovia, it is illegal to liberate slaves.

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