The Theocracy of
Corrupt Dictatorship
God forgives, our leader doesn't
Regional Influence
Minnow
Region
Civil Rights
Some
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

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The Theocracy of Bleechovia is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Supreme Commander Michale' with an iron fist, and renowned for its disturbing lack of elderly people, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 9.735 billion Bleechovians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The large, corrupt, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bastian . The average income tax rate is 89.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Bleechovian economy, worth a remarkable 1,315 trillion Offerings a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Uranium Mining. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 135,146 Offerings, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.6 times as much as the poorest.

The government prefers to kill off its enemies by peaceful means, pro-democracy regime change has been avoided, oracles predict landslide victories for Supreme Commander Michale' for the next 50 years, and EpiPen sales have skyrocketed. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Bleechovia's national animal is the Irukandji, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Bleechism.

Bleechovia is ranked 3,727th in Osiris and 125,964th in the world for Most Pacifist, scoring -1,042 on the Lennon-Springsteen Scale.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Bleechovia, EpiPen sales have skyrocketed.
  • : Following new legislation in Bleechovia, oracles predict landslide victories for Supreme Commander Michale' for the next 50 years.
  • : Following new legislation in Bleechovia, pro-democracy regime change has been avoided.
  • : Following new legislation in Bleechovia, the government prefers to kill off its enemies by peaceful means.
  • : Following new legislation in Bleechovia, police pull people off the street for even mentioning the word plane.
  • : Following new legislation in Bleechovia, commercial jingles have been ham-handedly forced into world renowned symphonies.
  • : Following new legislation in Bleechovia, homeowners are evicted to make way for new runways.
  • : Following new legislation in Bleechovia, abortions are routinely performed in Bleechovia's hospitals.
  • : Following new legislation in Bleechovia, tax rises are attributed to divine will.
  • : Bleechovia was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Most Developed (last census: Top 5%).

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