Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 1,577th Lowest Crime Rates: 3,415th Most Corrupt Governments: 4,135th
The Theocracy of
Father Knows Best State
God forgives, our leader doesn't
Regional Influence
Sprat
Region
Civil Rights
Some
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

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The Theocracy of Bleechovia is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Supreme Commander Michale' with an iron fist, and remarkable for its parental licensing program, strictly enforced bedtime, and compulsory military service. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 11.542 billion Bleechovians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The large, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bastian . The average income tax rate is 90.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Bleechovian economy, worth a remarkable 1,586 trillion Offerings a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Information Technology. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 137,430 Offerings, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.0 times as much as the poorest.

The military is on a massive recruiting drive in advance of an invasion of Brasilistan, betting pennies on games of Go Fish is considered deviant, many aides in Supreme Commander Michale''s office are known to be serial jaywalkers, and books are so highly regarded in Bleechovia that libraries are often revered as holy shrines. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Bleechovia's national animal is the Irukandji, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Bleechism.

Bleechovia is ranked 33,009th in the world and 848th in Osiris for Largest Basket Weaving Sector, scoring 3,262.62 on the Hickory Productivity Index.

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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 1,577thLowest Crime Rates: 3,415thMost Corrupt Governments: 4,135thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 4,416thLargest Agricultural Sector: 4,468thHighest Economic Output: 5,624thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 6,638thTop
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Largest Populations: 8,862ndLargest Governments: 9,430thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 9,843rdSafest: 10,744thMost Beautiful Environments: 10,861stMost Subsidized Industry: 11,267thMost Efficient Economies: 11,361stHighest Average Tax Rates: 11,413thHealthiest Citizens: 11,754thLargest Publishing Industry: 13,141stHighest Average Incomes: 13,329thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 13,664thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 14,407thHighest Poor Incomes: 14,822nd
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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 93rd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 144th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 153rd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 173rd in the regionTop
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Largest Populations: 211th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 217th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 232nd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 236th in the regionLargest Governments: 340th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 348th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 352nd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 376th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 393rd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 399th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 413th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Bleechovia, books are so highly regarded in Bleechovia that libraries are often revered as holy shrines.
  • : Following new legislation in Bleechovia, many aides in Supreme Commander Michale''s office are known to be serial jaywalkers.
  • : Following new legislation in Bleechovia, betting pennies on games of Go Fish is considered deviant.
  • : Following new legislation in Bleechovia, the military is on a massive recruiting drive in advance of an invasion of Brasilistan.
  • : Following new legislation in Bleechovia, Maxtopian tourists make expensive pilgrimages to Bastian to enjoy their national art.
  • : Bleechovia was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Governments.
  • : Following new legislation in Bleechovia, corporate lawyers are joyfully combing through the new tax code for any new loopholes for their clients.
  • : Following new legislation in Bleechovia, museums stand half-empty as all foreign exhibits are returned to their countries of origin.
  • : Following new legislation in Bleechovia, self-driving cars obey the road rules even during emergencies.
  • : Following new legislation in Bleechovia, the government has begun a crusade against drugs.

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