Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 1,557th Lowest Crime Rates: 3,427th Most Corrupt Governments: 3,997th
The Theocracy of
Father Knows Best State
God forgives, our leader doesn't
Regional Influence
Sprat
Region
Civil Rights
Some
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

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The Theocracy of Bleechovia is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Supreme Commander Michale' with an iron fist, and renowned for its anti-smoking policies, parental licensing program, and compulsory military service. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 11.369 billion Bleechovians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The large, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bastian . The average income tax rate is 90.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Bleechovian economy, worth a remarkable 1,549 trillion Offerings a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Information Technology. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 136,328 Offerings, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.1 times as much as the poorest.

The government has begun a crusade against drugs, self-driving cars obey the road rules even during emergencies, museums stand half-empty as all foreign exhibits are returned to their countries of origin, and corporate lawyers are joyfully combing through the new tax code for any new loopholes for their clients. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Bleechovia's national animal is the Irukandji, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Bleechism.

Bleechovia is ranked 175,272nd in the world and 4,424th in Osiris for Least Corrupt Governments, with 32.64 Percentage Of Bribes Refused.

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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 1,557thTop
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Lowest Crime Rates: 3,427thMost Corrupt Governments: 3,997thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 4,488thLargest Agricultural Sector: 5,302ndHighest Economic Output: 5,664thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 6,154thLargest Populations: 8,950thTop
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Largest Governments: 9,223rdMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 9,448thMost Beautiful Environments: 10,149thMost Subsidized Industry: 10,580thMost Efficient Economies: 10,798thSafest: 11,037thHighest Average Tax Rates: 11,257thHealthiest Citizens: 11,542ndHighest Average Incomes: 13,137thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 13,677thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 13,703rdHighest Poor Incomes: 15,273rdLargest Publishing Industry: 15,750thMost Advanced Public Transport: 16,340thLargest Mining Sector: 16,379thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 16,470thMost Developed: 16,642nd
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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 89th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 143rd in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 153rd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 179th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 215th in the regionLargest Populations: 224th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 230th in the regionTop
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Highest Economic Output: 237th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 326th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 352nd in the regionLargest Governments: 367th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 382nd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 385th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 396th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 418th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 426th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 449th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Bleechovia was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Governments.
  • : Following new legislation in Bleechovia, corporate lawyers are joyfully combing through the new tax code for any new loopholes for their clients.
  • : Following new legislation in Bleechovia, museums stand half-empty as all foreign exhibits are returned to their countries of origin.
  • : Following new legislation in Bleechovia, self-driving cars obey the road rules even during emergencies.
  • : Following new legislation in Bleechovia, the government has begun a crusade against drugs.
  • : Following new legislation in Bleechovia, the most popular WhoTube videos are ones featuring parodies of iconic songs.
  • : Following new legislation in Bleechovia, visions of giant pink Irukandjis are a common side effect after Bleechovians eat their meals.
  • : Following new legislation in Bleechovia, stylish juvenile delinquents are highly overrepresented in fatal motorcycle accidents.
  • : Bleechovia was reclassified from "Corrupt Dictatorship" to "Father Knows Best State".
  • : Following new legislation in Bleechovia, replacement organs are grown in vats.

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