Largest Publishing Industry: 139th Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 282nd Most Developed: 391st
The Arcade Universe of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Give Us Your Quarters
Regional Influence
Apprentice
Civil Rights
Good
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
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The Arcade Universe of Blazing Samaritan is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Big Boss with an even hand, and remarkable for its avant-garde cinema, sprawling nuclear power plants, and hatred of cheese. The compassionate, humorless, devout population of 17.033 billion Blazing Samaritanites have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Law & Order, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Mushroom Kingdom. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Blazing Samaritanian economy, worth a remarkable 2,830 trillion Pacmen a year, is highly specialized and led by the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Furniture Restoration, and Uranium Mining. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 166,171 Pacmen, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

There is an abondance of ackawi and zartschmelzend in every Blazing Samaritanian grocery store, Saturday morning cartoons feature full frontal nudity, traffic jams are a common sight due to construction work from a massive overhaul of the nation's freeways, and bus ads propagandize causes ranging from sexual revolution to religious pogroms. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Blazing Samaritan's national animal is the Frogger, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Q*bertism.

Blazing Samaritan is ranked 3,618th in the world and 55th in The East Pacific for Best Weather, with 261 Meters Of Sunlight.

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Largest Publishing Industry: 139thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 282ndMost Developed: 391stMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 398thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 587thMost Beautiful Environments: 667thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 728thMost Cultured: 833rdMost Stationary: 861stHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1,011thSafest: 1,028thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1,041stSmartest Citizens: 1,092ndMost Devout: 1,138thLongest Average Lifespans: 1,166thMost Influential: 1,281stTop
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Most Pacifist: 2,181stHighest Economic Output: 2,225thLowest Crime Rates: 2,527thMost Advanced Public Education: 2,982ndMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 3,172ndHighest Poor Incomes: 3,212thLargest Mining Sector: 3,432ndBest Weather: 3,618thMost Rebellious Youth: 4,407thLargest Populations: 4,533rdHighest Average Incomes: 6,898thMost Efficient Economies: 7,157thMost Scientifically Advanced: 7,875thTop
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Least Corrupt Governments: 12,244thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 14,782ndMost Primitive: 15,574thMost Average: 16,766thHealthiest Citizens: 17,848thLargest Governments: 19,253rd
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Largest Publishing Industry: 5th in the regionMost Developed: 6th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 7th in the regionMost Stationary: 10th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 10th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 13th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 14th in the regionMost Devout: 15th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 15th in the regionMost Cultured: 16th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 16th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 16th in the regionMost Influential: 19th in the regionSafest: 20th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 21st in the regionLargest Populations: 26th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 27th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 28th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 40th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 42nd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 44th in the regionMost Pacifist: 50th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 52nd in the regionBest Weather: 55th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 73rd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 74th in the regionTop
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Most Efficient Economies: 121st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 121st in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 193rd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 315th in the regionLargest Governments: 406th in the regionLargest Black Market: 421st in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 427th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 475th in the regionTop
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Most Average: 688th in the regionMost Primitive: 700th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 823rd in the regionNudest: 889th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Blazing Samaritan, bus ads propagandize causes ranging from sexual revolution to religious pogroms.
  • : Following new legislation in Blazing Samaritan, traffic jams are a common sight due to construction work from a massive overhaul of the nation's freeways.
  • : Following new legislation in Blazing Samaritan, Saturday morning cartoons feature full frontal nudity.
  • : Following new legislation in Blazing Samaritan, there is an abondance of ackawi and zartschmelzend in every Blazing Samaritanian grocery store.
  • : Blazing Samaritan was reclassified from "Democratic Socialists" to "Inoffensive Centrist Democracy".
  • : Following new legislation in Blazing Samaritan, citizens receive notices of disenfranchisement along with their parking tickets.
  • : Following new legislation in Blazing Samaritan, anti-government web sites are springing up.
  • : Following new legislation in Blazing Samaritan, space research funding has hit a recent high while several military bases are being closed down.
  • : Following new legislation in Blazing Samaritan, the new 'Things We Stole From Other Countries' exhibition at the National Museum of Antiquities is a hit.
  • : Following new legislation in Blazing Samaritan, oil executives can be seen reluctantly cleaning oil-soaked birds.

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