The Cabin in the Woods of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
We don't need a stinkin' motto
Regional Influence
Vassal
Civil Rights
Excellent
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Excellent

Overview People Government Economy Trend Analysis

The Cabin in the Woods of Blazing Samaritan is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Giant Hand with an even hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and hatred of cheese. The compassionate, democratic, devout population of 14.671 billion Blazing Samaritanites have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Education, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Necronomicon City. The average income tax rate is 1.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Blazing Samaritanian economy, worth a remarkable 2,597 trillion Zombie Arms a year, is highly specialized and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Uranium Mining, and Furniture Restoration. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 177,070 Zombie Arms, with the richest citizens earning 5.1 times as much as the poorest.

There have been sightings of people walking around dressed in nothing but leopard-skin g-strings for 'religious reasons', long arduous trials are held for the most trivial of offences, strange looking men with big red noses are found hiding behind bushes and inside dustbins, and ethnic minorities are often refused admission to some of the nation's best schools. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Blazing Samaritan's national animal is the Evil Unicorn, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Ventriloquism.

Blazing Samaritan is ranked 6,922nd in The East Pacific and 142,891st in the world for Largest Soda Pop Sector, scoring -7 on the Addison-Fukk Productivity Rating.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 20 hours ago

  • 14 hours ago: Following new legislation in Blazing Samaritan, ethnic minorities are often refused admission to some of the nation's best schools.
  • 14 hours ago: Following new legislation in Blazing Samaritan, strange looking men with big red noses are found hiding behind bushes and inside dustbins.
  • 14 hours ago: Following new legislation in Blazing Samaritan, long arduous trials are held for the most trivial of offences.
  • 14 hours ago: Following new legislation in Blazing Samaritan, there have been sightings of people walking around dressed in nothing but leopard-skin g-strings for 'religious reasons'.
  • 2 days 13 hours ago: Blazing Samaritan was ranked in the Top 1% of the region for Lowest Unemployment Rates (last census: Top 5%).
  • 2 days 14 hours ago: Following new legislation in Blazing Samaritan, concussed Evil Unicornball players cannot remember their lineup position.
  • 2 days 14 hours ago: Following new legislation in Blazing Samaritan, oil executives can be seen reluctantly cleaning oil-soaked birds.
  • 2 days 14 hours ago: Following new legislation in Blazing Samaritan, politicians are often found scavenging bins at night to supplement their income.
  • 2 days 14 hours ago: Following new legislation in Blazing Samaritan, citizens are permitted to carry concealed handguns.
  • 2 days 14 hours ago: Following new legislation in Blazing Samaritan, police spend their Saturday nights breaking up illegal street races.

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