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The Cabin in the Woods of Blazing Samaritan

“We don't need a stinkin' motto”

Category: Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Civil Rights:
Very Good
Political Freedoms:

Regional Influence: Truckler

Location: The East Pacific


The Cabin in the Woods of Blazing Samaritan is a gargantuan, devout nation, ruled by Giant Hand with an even hand, and renowned for its sprawling nuclear power plants. The compassionate, hard-working population of 13.591 billion Blazing Samaritanites have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Education, and the Environment. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Necronomicon City. Income tax is unheard of. A powerhouse of a private sector is dominated by the Book Publishing industry.

Blazing Samaritan's navy has been named the scourge of the seven thousand seas, noises louder than a whisper have been prohibited by law, oil executives can be seen reluctantly cleaning oil-soaked birds, and the nation is ravaged by daily union strikes. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Blazing Samaritan's national animal is the Evil Unicorn, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, its national religion is Ventriloquism, and its currency is the Zombie Arm.

Blazing Samaritan is ranked 41st in The East Pacific and 2,216th in the world for Best Weather, with 299 Metres of Sunlight Above Expected.

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