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The Socially Awkward Kaiju of Blazing Samaritan

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Category: Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
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Regional Influence: Truckler

Location: The East Pacific


The Socially Awkward Kaiju of Blazing Samaritan is a gargantuan, economically powerful nation, ruled by Gorgo with an even hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls. Its compassionate, hard-working, cynical population of 12.595 billion have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Education, and the Environment. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Parts Unknown. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 2%. A powerhouse of a private sector is dominated by the Book Publishing industry.

Euthanasia is illegal, politicians constantly ring their voters to remind them how good a job they're doing, all-natural foods are becoming a major fad, and penurious citizens die from easily remedied ailments because they aren't 'taking enough initiative'. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Blazing Samaritan's national animal is the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, its national religion is Kaiju-ology, and its currency is the Mothra.

Blazing Samaritan is ranked 4,222nd in The East Pacific and 109,251st in the world for Largest Mining Sector, scoring -4 on the Blue Sky Asbestos Index.

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