The Disgruntled Muppets of
Father Knows Best State
It's time to light the lights
Regional Influence
Minnow
Civil Rights
Average
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Rare

Overview People Government Economy Trend Analysis

The Disgruntled Muppets of Blazing Samaritan is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by Swedish Chef with an iron fist, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, frequent executions, and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 15.605 billion Blazing Samaritanites are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The large, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Education, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Gonzotown. The average income tax rate is 1.4%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Blazing Samaritanian economy, worth a remarkable 2,742 trillion Fozzie Bear Jokes a year, is highly specialized and led by the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Uranium Mining, and Furniture Restoration. Average income is an impressive 175,745 Fozzie Bear Jokes, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.8 times as much as the poorest.

Blazing Samaritan is increasingly belligerent on the international stage, citizens living in underground cities have developed a healthy green glow, homeowners are evicted to make way for new runways, and a weakened police force struggles to maintain law and order. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Blazing Samaritan's national animal is the Animal, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Kermitology.

Blazing Samaritan is ranked 66th in The East Pacific and 2,871st in the world for Most Pacifist, scoring 429 on the Lennon-Springsteen Scale.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Blazing Samaritan was endorsed by The Republic of Moderate Utopia.
  • : Following new legislation in Blazing Samaritan, a weakened police force struggles to maintain law and order.
  • : Following new legislation in Blazing Samaritan, homeowners are evicted to make way for new runways.
  • : Following new legislation in Blazing Samaritan, citizens living in underground cities have developed a healthy green glow.
  • : Following new legislation in Blazing Samaritan, Blazing Samaritan is increasingly belligerent on the international stage.
  • : Following new legislation in Blazing Samaritan, Blazing Samaritan is building an army to protect its overseas territories.
  • : Blazing Samaritan was ranked in the Top 1% of the region for Lowest Unemployment Rates (last census: Top 5%).
  • : Following new legislation in Blazing Samaritan, a crusade against barbaric religious practices has begun.
  • : Following new legislation in Blazing Samaritan, criminals are thrown to the Animals to repay their debt to society.
  • : Following new legislation in Blazing Samaritan, a National Academy regulates grammar and usage.

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