The Iconic Horror Figures of
Corrupt Dictatorship
Enjoy Your Doomsday
Regional Influence
Minnow
Civil Rights
Very Good
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Few

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The Iconic Horror Figures of Blazing Samaritan is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Pinhead with an iron fist, and renowned for its public floggings, smutty television, and ubiquitous missile silos. The compassionate, cynical, humorless, devout population of 15.43 billion Blazing Samaritanites are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The large, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Education, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Gorelandia. The average income tax rate is 1.9%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Blazing Samaritanian economy, worth a remarkable 2,692 trillion Thing That Doesn't Exists a year, is highly specialized and led by the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Uranium Mining, and Furniture Restoration. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 174,501 Thing That Doesn't Exists, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.

Murderers frequently escape punishment by claiming they were protecting their honour, most of the nation's wealthy aristocrats are dentists, morning coffees are no longer the same since the disappearance of newspapers, and the new 'Things We Stole From Other Countries' exhibition at the National Museum of Antiquities is a hit. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Blazing Samaritan's national animal is the Evil Dead, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Ashism.

Blazing Samaritan is ranked 56th in The East Pacific and 3,252nd in the world for Best Weather, with 151 Metres of Sunlight Above Expected.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Blazing Samaritan, the new 'Things We Stole From Other Countries' exhibition at the National Museum of Antiquities is a hit.
  • : Following new legislation in Blazing Samaritan, morning coffees are no longer the same since the disappearance of newspapers.
  • : Blazing Samaritan voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Condemn Omigodtheykilledkenny"".
  • : Following new legislation in Blazing Samaritan, most of the nation's wealthy aristocrats are dentists.
  • : Following new legislation in Blazing Samaritan, murderers frequently escape punishment by claiming they were protecting their honour.
  • : Following new legislation in Blazing Samaritan, nudity is frowned upon.
  • : Blazing Samaritan voted against the World Assembly Resolution "National Economic Liberties".
  • : Blazing Samaritan endorsed The Free State of Great Gravitas.
  • : Blazing Samaritan was endorsed by The Free State of Great Gravitas.
  • : Following new legislation in Blazing Samaritan, bleach is the nation's most common pesticide.

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