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The Cabin in the Woods of Blazing Samaritan

“We don't need a stinkin' motto”

Category: Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Civil Rights:
Very Good
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Good

Regional Influence: Truckler

Location: The East Pacific

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The Cabin in the Woods of Blazing Samaritan is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by Giant Hand with an even hand, and notable for its complete absence of social welfare. The compassionate, hard-working population of 13.515 billion Blazing Samaritanites have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Education, and the Environment. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Necronomicon City. Income tax is unheard of. A powerhouse of a private sector is dominated by the Book Publishing industry.

Blazing Samaritan is building an army to protect its overseas territories, surveillance cameras are banned, dog breeding has been banned in accordance with recent animal experimentation laws, and record sales of 'child-whacking sticks' have been reported. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Blazing Samaritan's national animal is the Evil Unicorn, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, its national religion is Ventriloquism, and its currency is the Zombie Arm.

Blazing Samaritan is ranked 3,786th in The East Pacific and 112,799th in the world for Largest Defense Forces, with -75 Unexploded Ordnance per Square Mile.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 3 days 8 hours ago

  • 2 days ago: Blazing Samaritan was endorsed by The Empire of Frontier of Kaze.
  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in Blazing Samaritan, record sales of 'child-whacking sticks' have been reported.
  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in Blazing Samaritan, dog breeding has been banned in accordance with recent animal experimentation laws.
  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in Blazing Samaritan, surveillance cameras are banned.
  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in Blazing Samaritan, Blazing Samaritan is building an army to protect its overseas territories.
  • 6 days ago: Blazing Samaritan was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Average (last census: #1).
  • 6 days ago: Blazing Samaritan was ranked in the Top 5% of the region for Most Average (last census: #1).
  • 6 days ago: Following new legislation in Blazing Samaritan, the government seizes private property for the 'good of the people'.
  • 6 days ago: Following new legislation in Blazing Samaritan, the wearing and manufacture of fur apparel is banned.
  • 6 days ago: Following new legislation in Blazing Samaritan, strange looking men with big red noses are found hiding behind bushes and inside dustbins.

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