The Cabin in the Woods of
Left-Leaning College State
We don't need a stinkin' motto
Regional Influence
Civil Rights
Political Freedom
Very Good

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The Cabin in the Woods of Blazing Samaritan is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Giant Hand with an even hand, and notable for its public floggings, sprawling nuclear power plants, and smutty television. The devout population of 14.498 billion Blazing Samaritanites enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Education, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Necronomicon City. The average income tax rate is 1.9%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Blazing Samaritanian economy, worth a remarkable 2,539 trillion Zombie Arms a year, is highly specialized and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Uranium Mining, and Furniture Restoration. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 175,151 Zombie Arms, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.6 times as much as the poorest.

Biology and religious education classes have recently been merged, penurious citizens die from easily remedied ailments because they aren't 'taking enough initiative', major cities are suffering under water rationing, and voting is voluntary. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Blazing Samaritan's national animal is the Evil Unicorn, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Ventriloquism.

Blazing Samaritan is ranked 2,524th in The East Pacific and 57,575th in the world for Most Primitive, scoring -46 on the Scary Big Number Scale.

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