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The Cabin in the Woods of Blazing Samaritan

“We don't need a stinkin' motto”

Category: Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
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Regional Influence: Truckler

Location: The East Pacific


The Cabin in the Woods of Blazing Samaritan is a gargantuan, economically powerful nation, ruled by Giant Hand with an even hand, and renowned for its complete absence of social welfare. The compassionate population of 13.715 billion Blazing Samaritanites have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Education, and the Environment. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Necronomicon City. Income tax is unheard of. A powerhouse of a private sector is dominated by the Book Publishing industry.

Surrealist houses shaped like mushrooms and volcanoes dominate the wealthiest neighborhoods, people caught mistreating Blazing Samaritan's flag generally wind up in a great deal of pain, charity no longer begins at home, and an increasing percentage of the population's youth have homosexual parents. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Blazing Samaritan's national animal is the Evil Unicorn, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, its national religion is Ventriloquism, and its currency is the Zombie Arm.

Blazing Samaritan is ranked 32nd in The East Pacific and 5,149th in the world for Largest Populations, with 13,715 Capita (millions).

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