“Give us money!”
|Category: Father Knows Best State|
Regional Influence: Vassal
Location: The East Pacific
The Mentally Unhinged Muppets of Blazing Samaritan is a gargantuan, devout nation, ruled by Swedish Chef with an iron fist, and remarkable for its hatred of cheese. Its compassionate, cynical population of 12.351 billion are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.
It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Education, and the Environment. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Waldorfville. Income tax is unheard of. A powerhouse of a private sector is dominated by the Book Publishing industry.
Fearful citizens watch their every move as does their government, conductors wield diamond-encrusted batons to fit in with their freshly gilded surroundings, army rations are served on silver platters, and murder rates are on the rise as the popularity of soylent products grows. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Blazing Samaritan's national animal is the Fozzie Bear, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, its national religion is Beakerism, and its currency is the Monopoly Money.
Most Recent Government Activity: 4 hours ago
- 3 hours ago: Following new legislation in Blazing Samaritan, murder rates are on the rise as the popularity of soylent products grows.
- 4 hours ago: Blazing Samaritan endorsed The Kingdom of Aboroginia Virginia.
- 15 hours ago: Following new legislation in Blazing Samaritan, army rations are served on silver platters.
- 18 hours ago: Blazing Samaritan was endorsed by The Revolutionary Maelstrom of Ragnaria.
- 19 hours ago: Blazing Samaritan endorsed The Republic of AhBoon93.
- 19 hours ago: Blazing Samaritan endorsed The Federal Republic of Qador.
- 19 hours ago: Blazing Samaritan endorsed The United States of The Pangaean Landmass.
- 19 hours ago: Blazing Samaritan endorsed The Republic of Kwelistani.
- 19 hours ago: Blazing Samaritan endorsed The Empire of Mystik.
- 1 day 2 hours ago: Following new legislation in Blazing Samaritan, conductors wield diamond-encrusted batons to fit in with their freshly gilded surroundings.
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