The Dark Side of
Scandinavian Liberal Paradise
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Regional Influence
Apprentice
Civil Rights
Superb
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Average

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The Dark Side of Blazing Samaritan is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Darth Silliness with an even hand, and renowned for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, rampant corporate plagiarism, and keen interest in outer space. The hard-nosed, humorless, devout population of 16.566 billion Blazing Samaritanites enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Law & Order, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Death Star. The average income tax rate is 6.4%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Blazing Samaritanian economy, worth a remarkable 3,047 trillion Lightsabers a year, is highly specialized and led by the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Furniture Restoration, and Uranium Mining. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 183,978 Lightsabers, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

The nation's first space rocket -- sponsored by Pepsi and shaped like an enormous soda bottle -- is being developed, murderers frequently escape punishment by claiming they were protecting their honour, the nation has abandoned Brasilistan to its fate, and citizens are tied down and forced to watch educational videos on empathy. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Blazing Samaritan's national animal is the Rancor, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is The Force.

Blazing Samaritan is ranked 3,837th in The East Pacific and 89,944th in the world for Most Authoritarian, with 0.201 Stalins.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Blazing Samaritan was ranked in the Top 1% of the region for Most Eco-Friendly Governments (last census: Top 5%).
  • : Blazing Samaritan was reclassified from "Democratic Socialists" to "Scandinavian Liberal Paradise".
  • : Following new legislation in Blazing Samaritan, citizens are tied down and forced to watch educational videos on empathy.
  • : Following new legislation in Blazing Samaritan, the nation has abandoned Brasilistan to its fate.
  • : Following new legislation in Blazing Samaritan, murderers frequently escape punishment by claiming they were protecting their honour.
  • : Following new legislation in Blazing Samaritan, the nation's first space rocket -- sponsored by Pepsi and shaped like an enormous soda bottle -- is being developed.
  • : Following new legislation in Blazing Samaritan, citizens are permitted to carry concealed handguns.
  • : Following new legislation in Blazing Samaritan, kids are arrested at gunpoint for playing with toy rifles.
  • : Following new legislation in Blazing Samaritan, nation-building is the new national pastime.
  • : Following new legislation in Blazing Samaritan, strange looking men with big red noses are found hiding behind bushes and inside dustbins.

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