The Nefarious Schemers of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Land of the Freaks, Home of the Crazed
Regional Influence
Vassal
Civil Rights
Excellent
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Excellent

Overview People Government Economy Trend Analysis

The Nefarious Schemers of Blazing Samaritan is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Lex Luthor with an even hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and complete absence of social welfare. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 14.785 billion Blazing Samaritanites have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Education, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Baneville. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 1.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Blazing Samaritanian economy, worth a remarkable 2,638 trillion Poison Ivies a year, is highly specialized and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Uranium Mining, and Furniture Restoration. Average income is an impressive 178,449 Poison Ivies, with the richest citizens earning 5.7 times as much as the poorest.

The public health bureaucracy is wrapped in miles of red tape, elite teams of assassins have been sent into Brasilistan, large areas of Blazing Samaritan are not accessible by the public, and innocent civilians in Brasilistan are evacuating the country after rumours a nuclear strike is imminent. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Blazing Samaritan's national animal is the Penguin, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Jokerism.

Blazing Samaritan is ranked 5,823rd in The East Pacific and 138,946th in the world for Largest Retail Industry, scoring -10 on the Shrinkwrap Consignment Productivity Index.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 7 hours ago

  • 10 hours ago: Following new legislation in Blazing Samaritan, innocent civilians in Brasilistan are evacuating the country after rumours a nuclear strike is imminent.
  • 21 hours ago: Blazing Samaritan was endorsed by The United Socialist States of Ramendu.
  • 22 hours ago: Following new legislation in Blazing Samaritan, large areas of Blazing Samaritan are not accessible by the public.
  • 22 hours ago: Following new legislation in Blazing Samaritan, elite teams of assassins have been sent into Brasilistan.
  • 1 day 22 hours ago: Following new legislation in Blazing Samaritan, the public health bureaucracy is wrapped in miles of red tape.
  • 1 day 22 hours ago: Following new legislation in Blazing Samaritan, the nation's air missiles have killed thousands of Brasilistan military personnel.
  • 2 days 22 hours ago: Following new legislation in Blazing Samaritan, carpet bombing has decimated Brasilistan's landscape and population.
  • 3 days 8 hours ago: Blazing Samaritan voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Condemn Stujenske".
  • 3 days 10 hours ago: Following new legislation in Blazing Samaritan, the military is on a massive recruiting drive in advance of an invasion of Brasilistan.
  • 3 days 22 hours ago: Following new legislation in Blazing Samaritan, the military frequently holds bake sales to raise funds.

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