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The Cabin in the Woods of Blazing Samaritan

“We don't need a stinkin' motto”

Category: Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
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Regional Influence: Truckler

Location: The East Pacific


The Cabin in the Woods of Blazing Samaritan is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Giant Hand with an even hand, and notable for its keen interest in outer space. The hard-nosed population of 12.617 billion, 22 million of whom are zombies, Blazing Samaritanites have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Education, and the Environment. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Necronomicon City. Income tax is unheard of. A powerhouse of a private sector is dominated by the Book Publishing industry.

The government is avowedly secular, immigrant herding has become a national pastime, citizens who leave the country are officially classed as traitors, and the armed forces are locked in an expensive and bloody war abroad to stamp out possible terrorists. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Blazing Samaritan's national animal is the Evil Unicorn, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, its national religion is Ventriloquism, and its currency is the Zombie Arm.

Blazing Samaritan is ranked 3,939th in The East Pacific and 114,101st in the world for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring -11 on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.

Blazing Samaritan is currently considering its options.

People: 12,595,276,606

Zombies: 21,979,360

Dead: 1,158,910,732

Survival Rate: 91.43%

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Most Recent Government Activity: 3 days 4 hours ago


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