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The Rogue Nation of Blake Livelys Scalp

“A good conditioner makes life softer”

Category: Father Knows Best State
Civil Rights:
Some
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Rare

Regional Influence: Eminence Grise

Location: Global Right Alliance

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The Rogue Nation of Blake Livelys Scalp is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Aqua Essence with an iron fist, and renowned for its public floggings, anti-smoking policies, and multi-spousal wedding ceremonies. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 10.558 billion Blake Livelys Scalpians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The large, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Hair Follicle 287. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 71.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Blake Livelys Scalpian economy, worth a remarkable 1,348 trillion pongs a year, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Information Technology, and Book Publishing. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an impressive 127,739 pongs, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 374,813 per year while the poor average 34,318, a ratio of 10.9 to 1.

Students cut up leftover pongs during Arts and Crafts, Blake Livelys Scalp is notorious for its citizens' infidelity, the bonfire of the old paper records can be seen for miles around Hair Follicle 287, and the national Police Academies have dedicated infant wings. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Blake Livelys Scalp's national animal is the cootie, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Blake Livelys Scalp is ranked 9th in Global Right Alliance and 12,502nd in the world for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector, scoring 3 on the Henry Ford Productivity Index.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 9 days ago

  • 5 days ago: Blake Livelys Scalp fell out of the regional Top 5% for Most Beautiful Environments.
  • 9 days ago: Blake Livelys Scalp fell out of the world Top 10% for Fastest-Growing Economies.
  • 9 days ago: Blake Livelys Scalp fell out of the regional Top 5% for Fastest-Growing Economies.
  • 14 days ago: Blake Livelys Scalp fell out of the regional Top 10% for Largest Information Technology Sector.
  • 18 days ago: Blake Livelys Scalp fell out of the regional Top 10% for Largest Populations.
  • 23 days ago: Blake Livelys Scalp fell out of the regional Top 10% for Most Cultured.
  • 24 days ago: Blake Livelys Scalp was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Most Popular Tourist Destinations (last census: Top 5%).
  • 39 days ago: Blake Livelys Scalp fell out of the regional Top 10% for Largest Manufacturing Sector.
  • 47 days ago: Blake Livelys Scalp was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Lowest Unemployment Rates.
  • 53 days ago: Blake Livelys Scalp was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Most Godforsaken (last census: Top 5%).

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