The Rogue Nation of Blake Livelys Scalp is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Aqua Essence with an iron fist, and notable for its enslaved workforce, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and smutty television. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 14.04 billion Blake Livelys Scalpians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.
The large, corrupt, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order, Education, and Healthcare are also considered important, while Social Policy and Spirituality are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Hair Follicle 287. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 74.8%.
The frighteningly efficient Blake Livelys Scalpian economy, worth a remarkable 1,923 trillion pongs a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Book Publishing. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an impressive 137,008 pongs, with the richest citizens earning 8.7 times as much as the poorest.
Loans are available for students from poor families, a new Brasilistani government has become a daily report on the main evening news, soldiers are equipped with multi-million pong battlesuits, and a crusade against barbaric religious practices has begun. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Blake Livelys Scalp's national animal is the cootie, which is also the nation's favorite main course.
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Blake Livelys Scalp was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Black Market.
- : Blake Livelys Scalp was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Stationary, the Top 5% for Largest Information Technology Sector, and the Top 10% for Smartest Citizens.
- : Blake Livelys Scalp was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Efficient Economies and Most Advanced Public Education.
- : Blake Livelys Scalp was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Publishing Industry.
- : Blake Livelys Scalp was endorsed by The Empire of Solarius great.
- : Blake Livelys Scalp was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Influential.
- : Blake Livelys Scalp was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Eco-Friendly Governments and Most Subsidized Industry.
- : Blake Livelys Scalp's influence in Global Right Alliance fell from "Powerbroker" to "Eminence Grise".
- : Blake Livelys Scalp was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Stationary.
- : Blake Livelys Scalp was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Stationary.