The Rogue Nation of
Father Knows Best State
A good conditioner makes life softer
Regional Influence
Eminence Grise
Civil Rights
Average
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Rare

Overview People Government Economy Trend Analysis

The Rogue Nation of Blake Livelys Scalp is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Aqua Essence with an iron fist, and notable for its frequent executions, sprawling nuclear power plants, and restrictive gun laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 10.898 billion Blake Livelys Scalpians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The large, corrupt, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order, Education, and Healthcare are also considered important, while Social Policy and Spirituality receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Hair Follicle 287. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 72.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Blake Livelys Scalpian economy, worth a remarkable 1,411 trillion pongs a year, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Information Technology, and Book Publishing. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an impressive 129,541 pongs, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 424,820 per year while the poor average 29,646, a ratio of 14.3 to 1.

Citizens have reported seeing strange rays of light emanating from the moon, the adult unemployment rate nears 100% as all available jobs have been filled by young children, cars are banned from built-up areas, and an increasing percentage of the population's youth have homosexual parents. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Blake Livelys Scalp's national animal is the cootie, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Blake Livelys Scalp is ranked 8th in Global Right Alliance and 13,709th in the world for Lowest Unemployment Rates, scoring 222 on the Workforce Participation Versus Theoretical Maximum Metric.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 5 days ago

  • 9 days ago: Blake Livelys Scalp was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Influential (last census: Top 5%).
  • 9 days ago: Blake Livelys Scalp fell out of the regional Top 5% for Most Influential.
  • 11 days ago: Blake Livelys Scalp was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Fastest-Growing Economies.
  • 17 days ago: Blake Livelys Scalp fell out of the regional Top 10% for Highest Police Ratios.
  • 18 days ago: Blake Livelys Scalp was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Smartest Citizens.
  • 21 days ago: Following new legislation in Blake Livelys Scalp, an increasing percentage of the population's youth have homosexual parents.
  • 21 days ago: Following new legislation in Blake Livelys Scalp, cars are banned from built-up areas.
  • 21 days ago: Following new legislation in Blake Livelys Scalp, the adult unemployment rate nears 100% as all available jobs have been filled by young children.
  • 21 days ago: Following new legislation in Blake Livelys Scalp, citizens have reported seeing strange rays of light emanating from the moon.
  • 21 days ago: Following new legislation in Blake Livelys Scalp, college students make ends meet by selling their kidneys.

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