The Rogue Nation of
Father Knows Best State
A good conditioner makes life softer
Regional Influence
Eminence Grise
Civil Rights
Below Average
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Rare

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The Rogue Nation of Blake Livelys Scalp is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Aqua Essence with an iron fist, and renowned for its compulsory military service, punitive income tax rates, and restrictive gun laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 11.08 billion Blake Livelys Scalpians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The large, corrupt, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order, Education, and Healthcare are also considered important, while Social Policy and Spirituality receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Hair Follicle 287. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 73.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Blake Livelys Scalpian economy, worth a remarkable 1,470 trillion pongs a year, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Book Publishing. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an impressive 132,697 pongs, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 405,364 per year while the poor average 33,669, a ratio of 12.0 to 1.

Anyone dissenting from the state ideology is declared "mentally ill" and whisked away in a straitjacket, the nightly news reports prosaically on the government blindly throwing money at despotic kidnappers, the breathalyser pledge is a traditional part of marriages in Blake Livelys Scalp, and the nation has always been at war with Bigtopia. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Blake Livelys Scalp's national animal is the cootie, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Blake Livelys Scalp is ranked 27th in Global Right Alliance and 133,504th in the world for Most Politically Apathetic Citizens, with -19 Whatever.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 15 hours ago

  • 12 days ago: Blake Livelys Scalp was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Longest Average Lifespans.
  • 12 days ago: Blake Livelys Scalp fell out of the regional Top 10% for Longest Average Lifespans.
  • 17 days ago: Blake Livelys Scalp was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Rudest Citizens (last census: Top 5%).
  • 17 days ago: Following new legislation in Blake Livelys Scalp, the nation has always been at war with Bigtopia.
  • 17 days ago: Following new legislation in Blake Livelys Scalp, the breathalyser pledge is a traditional part of marriages in Blake Livelys Scalp.
  • 17 days ago: Following new legislation in Blake Livelys Scalp, the nightly news reports prosaically on the government blindly throwing money at despotic kidnappers.
  • 19 days ago: Following new legislation in Blake Livelys Scalp, anyone dissenting from the state ideology is declared "mentally ill" and whisked away in a straitjacket.
  • 19 days ago: Following new legislation in Blake Livelys Scalp, city rooftops are pockmarked with the shattered remains of experimental delivery drones.
  • 20 days ago: Following new legislation in Blake Livelys Scalp, the new hit series "Blake Livelys Scalp's Got Trauma" has corporate executives fleeing the country.
  • 20 days ago: Following new legislation in Blake Livelys Scalp, graffiti artists spend lengthy periods of time in jail.

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