The Rogue Nation of
Father Knows Best State
A good conditioner makes life softer
Regional Influence
Eminence Grise
Civil Rights
Below Average
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Rare

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The Rogue Nation of Blake Livelys Scalp is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Aqua Essence with an iron fist, and remarkable for its public floggings, strictly enforced bedtime, and compulsory military service. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 11.247 billion Blake Livelys Scalpians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The large, corrupt, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order, Education, and Healthcare are also considered important, while Social Policy and Spirituality are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Hair Follicle 287. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 73.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Blake Livelys Scalpian economy, worth a remarkable 1,490 trillion pongs a year, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Book Publishing. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an impressive 132,493 pongs, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 404,741 per year while the poor average 33,617, a ratio of 12.0 to 1.

Anyone dissenting from the state ideology is declared "mentally ill" and whisked away in a straitjacket, the nightly news reports prosaically on the government blindly throwing money at despotic kidnappers, the breathalyser pledge is a traditional part of marriages in Blake Livelys Scalp, and the nation has always been at war with Bigtopia. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Blake Livelys Scalp's national animal is the cootie, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Blake Livelys Scalp is ranked 26th in Global Right Alliance and 140,167th in the world for Most Devout, scoring -56 on the Paradise-Perdition Likelihood Rating.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 1 day 1 hour ago

  • 9 days ago: Blake Livelys Scalp was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Godforsaken (last census: Top 10%).
  • 15 days ago: Blake Livelys Scalp was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Dedicated Public Healthcare.
  • 15 days ago: Blake Livelys Scalp fell out of the regional Top 10% for Most Dedicated Public Healthcare.
  • 40 days ago: Blake Livelys Scalp was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Longest Average Lifespans.
  • 40 days ago: Blake Livelys Scalp fell out of the regional Top 10% for Longest Average Lifespans.
  • 45 days ago: Blake Livelys Scalp was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Rudest Citizens (last census: Top 5%).
  • 45 days ago: Following new legislation in Blake Livelys Scalp, the nation has always been at war with Bigtopia.
  • 45 days ago: Following new legislation in Blake Livelys Scalp, the breathalyser pledge is a traditional part of marriages in Blake Livelys Scalp.
  • 45 days ago: Following new legislation in Blake Livelys Scalp, the nightly news reports prosaically on the government blindly throwing money at despotic kidnappers.
  • 46 days ago: Following new legislation in Blake Livelys Scalp, anyone dissenting from the state ideology is declared "mentally ill" and whisked away in a straitjacket.

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