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The Rogue Nation of Blake Livelys Scalp

“A good conditioner makes life softer”

Category: Father Knows Best State
Civil Rights:
Some
Economy:
Powerhouse
Political Freedoms:
Rare

Regional Influence: Eminence Grise

Location: Global Right Alliance

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The Rogue Nation of Blake Livelys Scalp is a colossal, economically powerful nation, ruled by Aqua Essence with an iron fist, and remarkable for its anti-smoking policies. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 9.823 billion Blake Livelys Scalpians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Defence, Law & Order, and Education. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Hair Follicle 287. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 79%. A powerhouse of a private sector is dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry.

Mining safety laws are often more expensive than what's being mined, inheritance tax has recently been abolished, the government extracts trade concessions from poor nations in exchange for humanitarian aid, and embarrassed police officers wear spandex and carry net guns. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Blake Livelys Scalp's national animal is the cootie, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its currency is the pong.

Blake Livelys Scalp is ranked 6th in Global Right Alliance and 6,427th in the world for Most Godforsaken, with 76 Dawkins.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 4 hours ago

  • 12 hours ago: Blake Livelys Scalp was ranked in the Top 5% of the region for Most Godforsaken (last census: Top 10%).
  • 13 hours ago: Following new legislation in Blake Livelys Scalp, embarrassed police officers wear spandex and carry net guns.
  • 1 day 12 hours ago: Blake Livelys Scalp was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Fastest-Growing Economies.
  • 1 day 13 hours ago: Following new legislation in Blake Livelys Scalp, the government extracts trade concessions from poor nations in exchange for humanitarian aid.
  • 2 days 1 hour ago: Following new legislation in Blake Livelys Scalp, inheritance tax has recently been abolished.
  • 2 days 13 hours ago: Following new legislation in Blake Livelys Scalp, mining safety laws are often more expensive than what's being mined.
  • 3 days 1 hour ago: Following new legislation in Blake Livelys Scalp, the nation has recently been attributed to the funding of terrorist organisations.
  • 3 days 1 hour ago: Following new legislation in Blake Livelys Scalp, murderers frequently escape punishment by claiming they were protecting their honour.
  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in Blake Livelys Scalp, poets and writers are regularly rounded up and shot for entertainment.
  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in Blake Livelys Scalp, a large-scale revitalization of the education system is underway.

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