The Rogue Nation of
Father Knows Best State
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The Rogue Nation of Blake Livelys Scalp is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Aqua Essence with an iron fist, and notable for its keen interest in outer space, irreverence towards religion, and restrictive gun laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 12.832 billion Blake Livelys Scalpians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The large, corrupt, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order, Education, and Healthcare are also considered important, while Social Policy and Spirituality aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Hair Follicle 287. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 74.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Blake Livelys Scalpian economy, worth a remarkable 1,719 trillion pongs a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Book Publishing. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an impressive 133,993 pongs, with the richest citizens earning 8.9 times as much as the poorest.

Anyone dissenting from the state ideology is declared "mentally ill" and whisked away in a straitjacket, the nightly news reports prosaically on the government blindly throwing money at despotic kidnappers, the breathalyser pledge is a traditional part of marriages in Blake Livelys Scalp, and the nation has always been at war with Bigtopia. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Blake Livelys Scalp's national animal is the cootie, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Blake Livelys Scalp is ranked 9th in Global Right Alliance and 24,481st in the world for Lowest Crime Rates, scoring 100.227 on the Relative Freedom From Crime Index.

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