The Federation of
Capitalist Paradise
Black Metal ist Krieg!!!
Regional Influence
Sprat
Civil Rights
Very Good
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Good

Overview People Government Economy Trend Analysis

The Federation of Blacknoirschwarz is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Supreme Dalek with an even hand, and remarkable for its compulsory military service, sprawling nuclear power plants, and rampant corporate plagiarism. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless population of 13.925 billion Blacknoirschwarzians are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The tiny, corrupt government prioritizes Education, although Industry, Law & Order, and Healthcare are also considered important, while Social Policy and Welfare aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Blacknoirschwarz City. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Blacknoirschwarzian economy, worth a remarkable 5,412 trillion schillings a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Automobile Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 388,709 schillings, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.3 times as much as the poorest.

Meals are now followed by thirty minutes of mandatory exercise, sections of the police receive paramilitary training, Members of Parliament operate under a PAYE scheme, and the mining industry is making inroads into environmentally sensitive areas. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Blacknoirschwarz's national animal is the unseen, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Blacknoirschwarz is ranked 8th in The North Pacific and 344th in the world for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector, scoring 12 on the Pepperoni Propulsion Productivity Index.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Blacknoirschwarz, the mining industry is making inroads into environmentally sensitive areas.
  • : Following new legislation in Blacknoirschwarz, Members of Parliament operate under a PAYE scheme.
  • : Following new legislation in Blacknoirschwarz, sections of the police receive paramilitary training.
  • : Following new legislation in Blacknoirschwarz, meals are now followed by thirty minutes of mandatory exercise.
  • : Following new legislation in Blacknoirschwarz, bris parties are all the rage.
  • : Following new legislation in Blacknoirschwarz, scientists regularly clone human beings for research purposes.
  • : Following new legislation in Blacknoirschwarz, jails have become colloquially known as 'vampire houses'.
  • : Blacknoirschwarz was ranked in the Top 1% of the region for Highest Police Ratios (last census: Top 5%).
  • : Following new legislation in Blacknoirschwarz, government-run screening operations remove embryos with severe genetic disorders.
  • : Following new legislation in Blacknoirschwarz, notable individuals are granted land and titles.

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