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The Federation of Blacknoirschwarz

“Black Metal ist Krieg!!!”

Category: Capitalist Paradise
Civil Rights:
Very Good
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Very Good

Regional Influence: Minnow

Location: The North Pacific

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The Federation of Blacknoirschwarz is a colossal, economically powerful nation, ruled by Supreme Dalek with an even hand, and remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape. Its hard-nosed, hard-working, intelligent population of 9.99 billion are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt, pro-business government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Education, Commerce, and Defence. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Blacknoirschwarz City. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 66%. A powerhouse of a private sector is led by the Information Technology industry, followed by Automobile Manufacturing and Arms Manufacturing.

The "Underwear of Women in Power" issue of The Blacknoirschwarz City Times is sold out, disaster victims are viewed with disdain, the government encourages conflict abroad to increase arms sales, and the world outside is only known of in folklore. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Blacknoirschwarz's national animal is the unseen, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its currency is the schilling.

Blacknoirschwarz is ranked 5th in The North Pacific and 243rd in the world for Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry, scoring 22 on the Tasmanian Pulp Environmental Export Index.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 1 day 2 hours ago

  • 16 hours ago: Following new legislation in Blacknoirschwarz, the world outside is only known of in folklore.
  • 16 hours ago: Following new legislation in Blacknoirschwarz, the government encourages conflict abroad to increase arms sales.
  • 16 hours ago: Following new legislation in Blacknoirschwarz, disaster victims are viewed with disdain.
  • 2 days 16 hours ago: Following new legislation in Blacknoirschwarz, the "Underwear of Women in Power" issue of The Blacknoirschwarz City Times is sold out.
  • 2 days 16 hours ago: Following new legislation in Blacknoirschwarz, almost all the visible space on TV screens is taken up by advertising.
  • 2 days 16 hours ago: Following new legislation in Blacknoirschwarz, X-Files ratings have hit an all-time low.
  • 5 days ago: Following new legislation in Blacknoirschwarz, the nation is experiencing a severe shortage of sporting events.
  • 5 days ago: Following new legislation in Blacknoirschwarz, Red Cross demand for body bags is rising while sutures go unused.
  • 5 days ago: Following new legislation in Blacknoirschwarz, the government is pursuing a new programme aimed at promoting cultural sophistication.
  • 5 days ago: Following new legislation in Blacknoirschwarz, Blacknoirschwarz's children are widely acknowledged as the most foul-mouthed in the region.

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