NationStates | The Federation of Blacknoirschwarz

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“Black Metal ist Krieg!!!”

Category: Corporate Bordello
Civil Rights: Average	Economy: Frightening	Political Freedoms: Superb

Regional Influence: Minnow

Location: The North Pacific

Overview • People • Government • Economy • Trend • Analysis

The Federation of Blacknoirschwarz is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Supreme Dalek with a fair hand, and notable for its compulsory military service. Its hard-nosed, hard-working, intelligent population of 8.012 billion are effectively ruled by a group of massive corporations, who run for political office and provide their well-off citizens with world-class goods and services. Their poorer citizens, however, are mostly starving to death while being urged to go out and get real jobs. The populace has reasonably extensive civil rights, although these are mostly aimed at allowing them to buy whatever they like.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt, pro-business government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Education, Commerce, and Law & Order. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Blacknoirschwarz City. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 68%. A powerhouse of a private sector is led by the Automobile Manufacturing industry, followed by Information Technology and Arms Manufacturing.

Blacknoirschwarz Barrier Island residents anxiously await their 'Bridge to Somewhere', the workforce is almost entirely made up of slave labour, religious organizations are being forced to leave the country or pay income taxes like everybody else, and citizens receive notices of disenfranchisement along with their parking tickets. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Blacknoirschwarz's national animal is the unseen, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its currency is the schilling.

Blacknoirschwarz is ranked 221st in The North Pacific and 7,143rd in the world for Largest Public Sector, scoring 24 on the Bureaucratic Comprehensiveness Rating Scale Index.

Easter Egg Top 1% of The North Pacific for Largest Agricultural Sector Top 1% of the world for Largest Agricultural Sector Top 1% of the world for Most Politically Apathetic Citizens Top 10% of the world for Most Armed Top 5% of The North Pacific for Most Armed Top 5% of the world for Most Avoided Top 1% of the world for Most Subsidized Industry Top 1% of The North Pacific for Largest Cheese Export Sector Top 1% of the world for Largest Cheese Export Sector Top 1% of the world for Most Corrupt Governments Top 5% of the world for Shortest Average Lifespan Top 5% of The North Pacific for Largest Defense Forces Top 5% of the world for Largest Defense Forces Top 1% of The North Pacific for Fastest-Growing Economies Top 1% of the world for Fastest-Growing Economies Top 1% of the world for Lowest Unemployment Rates Top 1% of the world for Most World Assembly Endorsements Top 5% of The North Pacific for Most World Assembly Endorsements Top 5% of the world for Fattest Citizens Top 1% of The North Pacific for Largest Trout Fishing Sector Top 1% of the world for Largest Trout Fishing Sector Top 1% of the world for Most Godforsaken Top 10% of the world for Largest Public Sector Top 5% of The North Pacific for Largest Public Sector Top 5% of the world for Most Developed Top 1% of the world for Most Dedicated Public Healthcare Top 5% of the world for Healthiest Citizens Top 1% of The North Pacific for Most Influential Top 1% of the world for Most Influential Top 1% of the world for Largest Insurance Industry Top 5% of The North Pacific for Lowest Crime Rates Top 5% of the world for Lowest Crime Rates Top 5% of the world for Highest Police Ratios Top 10% of the world for Largest Populations Top 10% of the world for Most Pro-Market Top 5% of the world for Largest Public Transport Department Top 1% of The North Pacific for Largest Publishing Industry Top 1% of the world for Largest Publishing Industry Top 10% of The North Pacific for Most Rebellious Youth Top 10% of the world for Greatest Rich-Poor Divides Top 5% of The North Pacific for Greatest Rich-Poor Divides Top 1% of the world for Rudest Citizens Top 10% of the world for Safest Top 1% of The North Pacific for Smartest Citizens Top 1% of the world for Smartest Citizens Top 1% of the world for Largest Soda Pop Sector

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 17 hours ago

10 hours ago: Following new legislation in Blacknoirschwarz, citizens receive notices of disenfranchisement along with their parking tickets.
1 day 10 hours ago: Following new legislation in Blacknoirschwarz, religious organizations are being forced to leave the country or pay income taxes like everybody else.
3 days 22 hours ago: Following new legislation in Blacknoirschwarz, the workforce is almost entirely made up of slave labour.
5 days ago: Following new legislation in Blacknoirschwarz, Blacknoirschwarz Barrier Island residents anxiously await their 'Bridge to Somewhere'.
6 days ago: Following new legislation in Blacknoirschwarz, abortion is only legal in unusual circumstances.
6 days ago: Following new legislation in Blacknoirschwarz, organised sports are frowned upon as frivolous.
7 days ago: Following new legislation in Blacknoirschwarz, the Great Blacknoirschwarz Desert is reputedly the most uninhabitable place in the region.
7 days ago: Following new legislation in Blacknoirschwarz, elevator music has been replaced by thrash metal played at maximum volume.
8 days ago: Following new legislation in Blacknoirschwarz, businesses often fire workers in favour of cheaper automatic systems.
9 days ago: Following new legislation in Blacknoirschwarz, the "Underwear of Women in Power" issue of The Blacknoirschwarz City Times is sold out.