Rudest Citizens: 162nd Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 172nd Lowest Overall Tax Burden: 269th
The Federation of
Capitalist Paradise
Black Metal ist Krieg!!!
Regional Influence
Sprat
Civil Rights
Excellent
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Good

Overview People Government Economy Rank Trend

The Federation of Blacknoirschwarz is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Supreme Dalek with an even hand, and notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, unlimited-speed roads, and triple-decker prams. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless population of 14.609 billion Blacknoirschwarzians are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The minute, corrupt government, or what there is of one, prioritizes Education, with Industry, Law & Order, and Healthcare also on the agenda, while Social Policy and Welfare are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Blacknoirschwarz City. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Blacknoirschwarzian economy, worth a remarkable 5,632 trillion schillings a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Automobile Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 385,529 schillings, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.1 times as much as the poorest.

Citizens who leave the country are officially classed as traitors, the installation of street lights across remote goat tracks has left citizens bemused, foreign governments are looking into weaponizing the infamous Blacknoirschwarzian bee, and soylent products are an expensive commodity due to a lack of volunteers. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Blacknoirschwarz's national animal is the unseen, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Blacknoirschwarz is ranked 178,073rd in the world and 9,710th in The North Pacific for Least Corrupt Governments, with 11.99 Percentage Of Bribes Refused.

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Rudest Citizens: 162ndLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 172ndLowest Overall Tax Burden: 269thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 309thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 383rdHighest Average Incomes: 409thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 416thSmartest Citizens: 421stLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 462ndMost Scientifically Advanced: 472ndLargest Insurance Industry: 502ndLargest Information Technology Sector: 566thHighest Poor Incomes: 665thHighest Economic Output: 665thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 795thLargest Mining Sector: 810thMost Efficient Economies: 984thMost Avoided: 1,009thLargest Publishing Industry: 1,055thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1,126thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1,220thMost Corrupt Governments: 1,268thMost Secular: 1,393rdMost Stationary: 1,396thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1,583rdLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1,751stTop
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Largest Retail Industry: 1,822ndLargest Soda Pop Sector: 2,056thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 3,434thMost Armed: 5,197thLargest Gambling Industry: 5,406thLargest Black Market: 5,474thLargest Populations: 6,072ndLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 6,312thMost Influential: 6,367thTop
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Healthiest Citizens: 10,099thMost Developed: 15,320th
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Rudest Citizens: 2nd in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 4th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 7th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 8th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 11th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 13th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 14th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 14th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 15th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 16th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 16th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 16th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 19th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 20th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 21st in the regionMost Avoided: 23rd in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 23rd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 29th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 30th in the regionMost Stationary: 31st in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 31st in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 36th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 39th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 39th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 47th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 49th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 51st in the regionMost Secular: 57th in the regionLargest Populations: 72nd in the regionLargest Black Market: 84th in the regionTop
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Highest Wealthy Incomes: 111th in the regionMost Armed: 150th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 157th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 207th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 406th in the regionTop
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Most Developed: 618th in the regionLargest Governments: 668th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 709th in the regionMost Influential: 870th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Blacknoirschwarz, soylent products are an expensive commodity due to a lack of volunteers.
  • : Following new legislation in Blacknoirschwarz, foreign governments are looking into weaponizing the infamous Blacknoirschwarzian bee.
  • : Following new legislation in Blacknoirschwarz, the installation of street lights across remote goat tracks has left citizens bemused.
  • : Following new legislation in Blacknoirschwarz, citizens who leave the country are officially classed as traitors.
  • : Following new legislation in Blacknoirschwarz, students cut up leftover schillings during Arts and Crafts.
  • : Following new legislation in Blacknoirschwarz, government-run screening operations remove embryos with severe genetic disorders.
  • : Following new legislation in Blacknoirschwarz, cars speed down national highways while drivers sleep at the wheel.
  • : Following new legislation in Blacknoirschwarz, only the rich can afford the latest medical innovations.
  • : Blacknoirschwarz was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Fattest Citizens.
  • : Following new legislation in Blacknoirschwarz, visions of giant pink unseens are a common side effect after Blacknoirschwarzians eat their meals.

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