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The Federation of Blacknoirschwarz

“Black Metal ist Krieg!!!”

Category: Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Civil Rights:
Very Good
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Average

Regional Influence: Minnow

Location: The North Pacific

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The Federation of Blacknoirschwarz is a gargantuan, economically powerful nation, ruled by Supreme Dalek with an even hand, and notable for its unlimited-speed roads. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 11.071 billion Blacknoirschwarzians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt government stops and the rest of society begins, but it concentrates mainly on Education, although Commerce and Defence are secondary priorities. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Blacknoirschwarz City. The average income tax rate is 74%. A powerhouse of a private sector is led by the Information Technology industry, followed by Automobile Manufacturing and Arms Manufacturing.

Penurious citizens die from easily remedied ailments because they aren't 'taking enough initiative', breastfeeding mothers are replacing smokers to loiter outside the workplace, citizens select which government department gets their income tax schillings each year, and cremation is compulsory for the deceased. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Blacknoirschwarz's national animal is the unseen, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its currency is the schilling.

Blacknoirschwarz is ranked 6th in The North Pacific and 377th in the world for Most Subsidized Industry, scoring 394 on the Gilded Widget Scale.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 9 days ago

  • 3 days 7 hours ago: Blacknoirschwarz was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Most Developed (last census: Top 5%).
  • 8 days ago: Following new legislation in Blacknoirschwarz, cremation is compulsory for the deceased.
  • 11 days ago: Following new legislation in Blacknoirschwarz, citizens select which government department gets their income tax schillings each year.
  • 11 days ago: Following new legislation in Blacknoirschwarz, breastfeeding mothers are replacing smokers to loiter outside the workplace.
  • 23 days ago: Following new legislation in Blacknoirschwarz, penurious citizens die from easily remedied ailments because they aren't 'taking enough initiative'.
  • 23 days ago: Following new legislation in Blacknoirschwarz, senior citizens can usually be found doing heavy manual labour.
  • 23 days ago: Following new legislation in Blacknoirschwarz, Blacknoirschwarz Barrier Island residents anxiously await their 'Bridge to Somewhere'.
  • 29 days ago: Following new legislation in Blacknoirschwarz, unseens with strange deformities like three eyes and tentacles have been seen prancing through the countryside where industrial waste is dumped.
  • 29 days ago: Following new legislation in Blacknoirschwarz, the people of Blacknoirschwarz are renowned for their nihilistic attitudes.
  • 29 days ago: Following new legislation in Blacknoirschwarz, consumption of cat memes has skyrocketed.

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