The Federation of
Capitalist Paradise
Black Metal ist Krieg!!!
Regional Influence
Minnow
Civil Rights
Average
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Excellent

Overview People Government Economy Trend Analysis

The Federation of Blacknoirschwarz is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Supreme Dalek with an even hand, and remarkable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, smutty television, and keen interest in outer space. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless population of 12.373 billion Blacknoirschwarzians are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The tiny, corrupt, pro-business government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Blacknoirschwarz City. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Blacknoirschwarzian economy, worth a remarkable 4,782 trillion schillings a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Automobile Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 386,487 schillings, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.8 times as much as the poorest.

Women are ordered home to reproduce for the glory of the Federation, theoretical science is only theoretical, the automotive industry soaks up huge government handouts, and the bonfire of the old paper records can be seen for miles around Blacknoirschwarz City. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Blacknoirschwarz's national animal is the unseen, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Blacknoirschwarz is ranked 3,939th in The North Pacific and 89,725th in the world for Most Rebellious Youth, scoring -3 on the Stark-Dean Displacement Index.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 1 day 1 hour ago

  • 1 day ago: Following new legislation in Blacknoirschwarz, the bonfire of the old paper records can be seen for miles around Blacknoirschwarz City.
  • 1 day ago: Following new legislation in Blacknoirschwarz, the automotive industry soaks up huge government handouts.
  • 1 day ago: Following new legislation in Blacknoirschwarz, theoretical science is only theoretical.
  • 4 days ago: Blacknoirschwarz was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Pro-Market.
  • 4 days ago: Blacknoirschwarz was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Most Pro-Market.
  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in Blacknoirschwarz, women are ordered home to reproduce for the glory of the Federation.
  • 7 days ago: Blacknoirschwarz fell out of the world Top 10% for Most Armed.
  • 7 days ago: Blacknoirschwarz fell out of the regional Top 5% for Most Armed.
  • 9 days ago: Following new legislation in Blacknoirschwarz, the country's famous rainforests are being bulldozed by the mining industry.
  • 9 days ago: Following new legislation in Blacknoirschwarz, the government strictly regulates whale harvest quotas.

More...

View Forum posts

Report

by Max Barry

Latest Forum Topics