The Federation of
Capitalist Paradise
Black Metal ist Krieg!!!
Regional Influence
Minnow
Civil Rights
Excellent
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Excellent

Overview People Government Economy Trend Analysis

The Federation of Blacknoirschwarz is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Supreme Dalek with an even hand, and remarkable for its ritual sacrifices, complete lack of prisons, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless population of 12.778 billion Blacknoirschwarzians are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The tiny, corrupt government prioritizes Education, although Industry, Law & Order, and Healthcare are also considered important, while Social Policy and Welfare are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Blacknoirschwarz City. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Blacknoirschwarzian economy, worth a remarkable 4,949 trillion schillings a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Automobile Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 387,329 schillings, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.5 times as much as the poorest.

Package deals offer tourists the chance to visit the frozen remains of the previous tour group, cities are engulfed by smog, it's always rabbit season, and organ donation is compulsory. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Blacknoirschwarz's national animal is the unseen, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Blacknoirschwarz is ranked 5,389th in The North Pacific and 119,141st in the world for Stupidest Citizens, scoring -31 on the Average Edu-UNtellignce® Test Score.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Blacknoirschwarz fell out of the regional Top 10% for Most Popular Tourist Destinations.
  • : Following new legislation in Blacknoirschwarz, organ donation is compulsory.
  • : Following new legislation in Blacknoirschwarz, it's always rabbit season.
  • : Following new legislation in Blacknoirschwarz, cities are engulfed by smog.
  • : Following new legislation in Blacknoirschwarz, package deals offer tourists the chance to visit the frozen remains of the previous tour group.
  • : Following new legislation in Blacknoirschwarz, euthanasia is legal.
  • : Following new legislation in Blacknoirschwarz, emigrants arrive on foreign shores with nothing but pocket sand.
  • : Blacknoirschwarz fell out of the regional Top 10% for Most Influential.
  • : Following new legislation in Blacknoirschwarz, Blacknoirschwarz's children are widely acknowledged as the most foul-mouthed in the region.
  • : Following new legislation in Blacknoirschwarz, the government has cut its subsidies for all special interest groups.

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