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The Federation of Blacknoirschwarz

“Black Metal ist Krieg!!!”

Category: Capitalist Paradise
Civil Rights:
Very Good
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Good

Regional Influence: Minnow

Location: The North Pacific

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The Federation of Blacknoirschwarz is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Supreme Dalek with an even hand, and notable for its compulsory military service. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 11.67 billion Blacknoirschwarzians are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The tiny, corrupt government prioritizes Education, although Industry, Defense, and Law & Order are also considered important, while Social Policy and Welfare receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Blacknoirschwarz City. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Blacknoirschwarzian economy, worth a remarkable 4,479 trillion schillings a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Automobile Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 383,824 schillings, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,585,055 per year while the poor average 61,106, a ratio of 25.9 to 1.

Businesses often fire workers in favour of cheaper automatic systems, elevator music has been replaced by thrash metal played at maximum volume, newborns are being raised as mindless killing machines, and the only places to see unseens now are at local zoos. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Blacknoirschwarz's national animal is the unseen, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Blacknoirschwarz is ranked 9th in The North Pacific and 391st in the world for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector, scoring 12 on the Pepperoni Propulsion Productivity Index.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 14 hours ago

  • 12 hours ago: Following new legislation in Blacknoirschwarz, the only places to see unseens now are at local zoos.
  • 12 hours ago: Following new legislation in Blacknoirschwarz, newborns are being raised as mindless killing machines.
  • 12 hours ago: Following new legislation in Blacknoirschwarz, elevator music has been replaced by thrash metal played at maximum volume.
  • 2 days 23 hours ago: Blacknoirschwarz was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Public Sector (last census: Top 10%).
  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in Blacknoirschwarz, businesses often fire workers in favour of cheaper automatic systems.
  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in Blacknoirschwarz, rioting during the nation's hosting of ORDER caused one million schillings of property damage.
  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in Blacknoirschwarz, cities are engulfed by smog.
  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in Blacknoirschwarz, train stations can be 'armful places.
  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in Blacknoirschwarz, women earn less than half the salary of men if they can even find a job.
  • 8 days ago: Following new legislation in Blacknoirschwarz, schools have extensive counseling programs for troubled students.

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