The Federation of
Capitalist Paradise
Black Metal ist Krieg!!!
Regional Influence
Minnow
Civil Rights
Excellent
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Very Good

Overview People Government Economy Trend Analysis

The Federation of Blacknoirschwarz is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Supreme Dalek with an even hand, and remarkable for its frequent executions, parental licensing program, and enslaved workforce. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless population of 12.203 billion Blacknoirschwarzians are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The tiny, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Blacknoirschwarz City. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Blacknoirschwarzian economy, worth a remarkable 4,694 trillion schillings a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Automobile Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 384,691 schillings, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.2 times as much as the poorest.

Protesters are up in arms over new nuclear power stations, consumption of cat memes has skyrocketed, the government is notorious for leaving citizens with almost nothing from their inheritance, and organ donation is compulsory. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Blacknoirschwarz's national animal is the unseen, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Blacknoirschwarz is ranked 6,822nd in The North Pacific and 140,601st in the world for Most Primitive, scoring -604 on the Scary Big Number Scale.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 6 hours ago

  • 1 day 7 hours ago: Following new legislation in Blacknoirschwarz, organ donation is compulsory.
  • 1 day 7 hours ago: Following new legislation in Blacknoirschwarz, the government is notorious for leaving citizens with almost nothing from their inheritance.
  • 3 days 7 hours ago: Following new legislation in Blacknoirschwarz, consumption of cat memes has skyrocketed.
  • 3 days 7 hours ago: Following new legislation in Blacknoirschwarz, protesters are up in arms over new nuclear power stations.
  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in Blacknoirschwarz, residents of newly dried out bays live in fear of leaky dikes.
  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in Blacknoirschwarz, invading armies are given hard glares for their cheek.
  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in Blacknoirschwarz, murderers frequently escape punishment by claiming they were protecting their honour.
  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in Blacknoirschwarz, organised sports are frowned upon as frivolous.
  • 8 days ago: Following new legislation in Blacknoirschwarz, penurious citizens die from easily remedied ailments because they aren't 'taking enough initiative'.
  • 10 days ago: Following new legislation in Blacknoirschwarz, muscular women are banned from competing in sporting competitions.

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