Rudest Citizens: 155th Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 174th Lowest Overall Tax Burden: 198th
The Federation of
Capitalist Paradise
Black Metal ist Krieg!!!
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The Federation of Blacknoirschwarz is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Supreme Dalek with an even hand, and remarkable for its anti-smoking policies, irreverence towards religion, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless population of 15.13 billion Blacknoirschwarzians are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The minute, corrupt government, or what there is of one, prioritizes Education, with Industry, Law & Order, and Healthcare also on the agenda, while Social Policy and Welfare receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Blacknoirschwarz City. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Blacknoirschwarzian economy, worth a remarkable 5,843 trillion schillings a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Automobile Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 386,214 schillings, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.1 times as much as the poorest.

The only places to see unseens now are at local zoos, meat is a luxury afforded only to the wealthy, politicians have to be granted day-release from prison to speak on bills, and auditors are gutting every governmental department. Crime is pervasive, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Blacknoirschwarz's national animal is the unseen, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Blacknoirschwarz is ranked 811th in the world and 31st in The North Pacific for Highest Poor Incomes, with 179,977.17 Standard Monetary Units.

Rudest Citizens: 155thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 174thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 198thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 326thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 328thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 435thHighest Average Incomes: 437thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 447thLargest Insurance Industry: 511thSmartest Citizens: 541stMost Scientifically Advanced: 577thLargest Information Technology Sector: 603rdHighest Economic Output: 662ndHighest Poor Incomes: 811thLargest Mining Sector: 827thMost Avoided: 855thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 915thMost Efficient Economies: 997thLargest Publishing Industry: 1,086thMost Armed: 1,189thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1,221stLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1,232ndHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1,240thMost Stationary: 1,348thMost Corrupt Governments: 1,353rdLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1,521stTop
Largest Retail Industry: 1,878thMost Secular: 1,910thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 2,055thLargest Gambling Industry: 2,733rdHighest Wealthy Incomes: 3,404thHighest Crime Rates: 3,753rdLargest Black Market: 5,884thLargest Populations: 5,909thMost Influential: 6,542ndTop
Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 8,225thFattest Citizens: 9,417thHealthiest Citizens: 12,547th
Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 4th in the regionRudest Citizens: 4th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 6th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 10th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 12th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 13th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 15th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 15th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 16th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 17th in the regionMost Avoided: 18th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 19th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 22nd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 24th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 25th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 29th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 30th in the regionMost Stationary: 31st in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 31st in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 32nd in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 32nd in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 36th in the regionMost Armed: 39th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 41st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 44th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 48th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 58th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 62nd in the regionLargest Populations: 69th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 80th in the regionTop
Largest Black Market: 93rd in the regionMost Secular: 99th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 105th in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 118th in the regionFattest Citizens: 343rd in the regionTop
Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 454th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 543rd in the regionMost Developed: 676th in the regionMost Influential: 877th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Blacknoirschwarz was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector and Most Armed and the Top 5% for Highest Crime Rates.
  • : Following new legislation in Blacknoirschwarz, auditors are gutting every governmental department.
  • : Following new legislation in Blacknoirschwarz, politicians have to be granted day-release from prison to speak on bills.
  • : Following new legislation in Blacknoirschwarz, meat is a luxury afforded only to the wealthy.
  • : Following new legislation in Blacknoirschwarz, the only places to see unseens now are at local zoos.
  • : Following new legislation in Blacknoirschwarz, the government encourages conflict abroad to increase arms sales.
  • : Following new legislation in Blacknoirschwarz, cities are engulfed by smog.
  • : Following new legislation in Blacknoirschwarz, the nation is currently revamping its entire education system.
  • : Following new legislation in Blacknoirschwarz, consumption of cat memes has skyrocketed.
  • : Following new legislation in Blacknoirschwarz, claiming to have performed the Heimlich Maneuver is a popular defense for assault charges.


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