The Federation of
Capitalist Paradise
Black Metal ist Krieg!!!
Regional Influence
Minnow
Civil Rights
Very Good
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Excellent

Overview People Government Economy Trend Analysis

The Federation of Blacknoirschwarz is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Supreme Dalek with an even hand, and remarkable for its sprawling nuclear power plants, daily referendums, and flagrant waste-dumping. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless population of 11.88 billion Blacknoirschwarzians are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The tiny, corrupt, pro-business government prioritizes Education, although Industry, Defense, and Law & Order are also considered important, while Social Policy and Welfare are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Blacknoirschwarz City. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Blacknoirschwarzian economy, worth a remarkable 4,551 trillion schillings a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Automobile Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 383,140 schillings, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,675,302 per year while the poor average 55,279, a ratio of 30.3 to 1.

The studies of art and philosophy are banned, the government has enacted freedom of information, the government has adopted a "Lightning Never Strikes Twice" approach to dealing with natural disasters, and it is illegal for police officers to carry out searches due to strict privacy laws. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Blacknoirschwarz's national animal is the unseen, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Blacknoirschwarz is ranked 5,558th in The North Pacific and 121,569th in the world for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring -75 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 3 days 1 hour ago

  • 2 days 14 hours ago: Following new legislation in Blacknoirschwarz, it is illegal for police officers to carry out searches due to strict privacy laws.
  • 2 days 14 hours ago: Following new legislation in Blacknoirschwarz, the government has adopted a "Lightning Never Strikes Twice" approach to dealing with natural disasters.
  • 9 days ago: Following new legislation in Blacknoirschwarz, the government has enacted freedom of information.
  • 9 days ago: Following new legislation in Blacknoirschwarz, the studies of art and philosophy are banned.
  • 15 days ago: Blacknoirschwarz was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Gambling Industry (last census: Top 1%).
  • 15 days ago: Blacknoirschwarz was ranked in the Top 5% of the region for Largest Gambling Industry (last census: Top 1%).
  • 16 days ago: Following new legislation in Blacknoirschwarz, a large-scale revitalization of the education system is underway.
  • 16 days ago: Following new legislation in Blacknoirschwarz, loans are available for students from poor families.
  • 17 days ago: Blacknoirschwarz was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Agricultural Sector (last census: Top 1%).
  • 20 days ago: Following new legislation in Blacknoirschwarz, the country's famous rainforests are being bulldozed by the mining industry.

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