Rudest Citizens: 131st Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 172nd Lowest Overall Tax Burden: 277th
The Federation of
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Black Metal ist Krieg!!!
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The Federation of Blacknoirschwarz is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Supreme Dalek with an even hand, and notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, unlimited-speed roads, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless population of 14.947 billion Blacknoirschwarzians are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The minute, corrupt government, or what there is of one, prioritizes Education, although Industry, Law & Order, and Healthcare are also considered important, while Social Policy and Welfare receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Blacknoirschwarz City. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Blacknoirschwarzian economy, worth a remarkable 5,775 trillion schillings a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Automobile Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 386,379 schillings, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.2 times as much as the poorest.

The people of Blacknoirschwarz are renowned for their nihilistic attitudes, penurious citizens die from easily remedied ailments because they aren't 'taking enough initiative', one-stop superstores divide and conquer family businesses, and cremation is compulsory for the deceased. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Blacknoirschwarz's national animal is the unseen, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Blacknoirschwarz is ranked 33,598th in the world and 1,447th in The North Pacific for Lowest Crime Rates, with 72.91 Law-abiding Acts Per Hour.

Rudest Citizens: 131stLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 172ndLowest Overall Tax Burden: 277thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 324thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 405thHighest Average Incomes: 420thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 433rdSmartest Citizens: 434thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 466thMost Scientifically Advanced: 516thLargest Insurance Industry: 517thLargest Information Technology Sector: 632ndHighest Economic Output: 652ndHighest Poor Incomes: 800thLargest Mining Sector: 820thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 912thMost Efficient Economies: 983rdMost Avoided: 999thLargest Publishing Industry: 1,082ndMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1,188thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1,276thMost Corrupt Governments: 1,332ndMost Stationary: 1,361stHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1,574thTop
Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1,699thMost Secular: 1,732ndLargest Retail Industry: 1,816thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 2,068thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 3,336thMost Armed: 4,367thLargest Gambling Industry: 4,958thLargest Populations: 5,913thMost Influential: 6,422ndLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 6,583rdLargest Black Market: 7,898thTop
Healthiest Citizens: 11,348thFattest Citizens: 13,898thMost Developed: 15,984th
Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 3rd in the regionRudest Citizens: 4th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 9th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 10th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 13th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 14th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 15th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 16th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 16th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 17th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 18th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 21st in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 21st in the regionMost Avoided: 23rd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 25th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 26th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 26th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 29th in the regionMost Stationary: 31st in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 31st in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 34th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 37th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 40th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 42nd in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 52nd in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 52nd in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 57th in the regionLargest Populations: 70th in the regionMost Secular: 80th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 100th in the regionTop
Most Armed: 127th in the regionLargest Black Market: 129th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 152nd in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 246th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 486th in the regionTop
Fattest Citizens: 557th in the regionMost Developed: 671st in the regionLargest Governments: 690th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 734th in the regionMost Influential: 868th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 1,033rd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Blacknoirschwarz, cremation is compulsory for the deceased.
  • : Blacknoirschwarz was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Fattest Citizens.
  • : Following new legislation in Blacknoirschwarz, one-stop superstores divide and conquer family businesses.
  • : Following new legislation in Blacknoirschwarz, penurious citizens die from easily remedied ailments because they aren't 'taking enough initiative'.
  • : Following new legislation in Blacknoirschwarz, the people of Blacknoirschwarz are renowned for their nihilistic attitudes.
  • : Blacknoirschwarz was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Developed.
  • : Blacknoirschwarz was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Unexpected Death Rate and the Top 5% for Largest Black Market.
  • : Following new legislation in Blacknoirschwarz, the government is notorious for leaving citizens with almost nothing from their inheritance.
  • : Following new legislation in Blacknoirschwarz, priests are being drafted by the church load.
  • : Following new legislation in Blacknoirschwarz, train stations can be 'armful places.


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