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The Federation of
Capitalist Paradise
Black Metal ist Krieg!!!
Regional Influence
Minnow
Civil Rights
Excellent
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Very Good

Overview People Government Economy Trend Analysis

The Federation of Blacknoirschwarz is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Supreme Dalek with an even hand, and notable for its unlimited-speed roads, complete lack of prisons, and flagrant waste-dumping. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless population of 12.058 billion Blacknoirschwarzians are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The tiny, corrupt government prioritizes Education, although Industry, Law & Order, and Healthcare are also considered important, while Social Policy and Welfare are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Blacknoirschwarz City. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Blacknoirschwarzian economy, worth a remarkable 4,626 trillion schillings a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Automobile Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 383,680 schillings, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.3 times as much as the poorest.

Environmental protestors are being rounded up and taken away in sinister black vans as a massive land development campaign gets underway, Members of Parliament operate under a PAYE scheme, businesses often fire workers in favour of cheaper automatic systems, and the populace has developed a mortal fear of the woods. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Blacknoirschwarz's national animal is the unseen, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Blacknoirschwarz is ranked 47th in The North Pacific and 1,611th in the world for Largest Agricultural Sector, scoring 7 on the Mu-Bah-Daggs Productivity Index.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 8 hours ago

  • 6 hours ago: Following new legislation in Blacknoirschwarz, the populace has developed a mortal fear of the woods.
  • 6 hours ago: Following new legislation in Blacknoirschwarz, businesses often fire workers in favour of cheaper automatic systems.
  • 6 hours ago: Following new legislation in Blacknoirschwarz, Members of Parliament operate under a PAYE scheme.
  • 6 hours ago: Following new legislation in Blacknoirschwarz, environmental protestors are being rounded up and taken away in sinister black vans as a massive land development campaign gets underway.
  • 6 hours ago: Following new legislation in Blacknoirschwarz, the lowest age at which one can marry has been recently lowered to 12.
  • 1 day 16 hours ago: Blacknoirschwarz was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Most Popular Tourist Destinations.
  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in Blacknoirschwarz, the nation's cuisine is the laughing stock of The North Pacific.
  • 6 days ago: Following new legislation in Blacknoirschwarz, the government is engaging in an agricultural trade war with Maxtopia.
  • 6 days ago: Following new legislation in Blacknoirschwarz, university graduates and new home-owners toil in labour camps to work off their debts.
  • 10 days ago: Following new legislation in Blacknoirschwarz, the most common psychiatric diagnosis is to 'stop whining and grow up'.

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