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The Federation of Blacknoirschwarz

“Black Metal ist Krieg!!!”

Category: Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Civil Rights:
Very Good
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Very Good

Regional Influence: Minnow

Location: The North Pacific

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The Federation of Blacknoirschwarz is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Supreme Dalek with an even hand, and renowned for its unlimited-speed roads. The hard-nosed, hard-working, intelligent population of 10.546 billion Blacknoirschwarzians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Education, Commerce, and Defence. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Blacknoirschwarz City. The average income tax rate is 71%. A powerhouse of a private sector is led by the Information Technology industry, followed by Automobile Manufacturing and Arms Manufacturing.

Leather-clad individuals can be seen walking their slaves in public parks, the nation's first space rocket -- sponsored by Pepsi and shaped like an enormous soda bottle -- is being developed, the government's only official statement on the burning down of Blacknoirschwarz City was that 'they shouldn't have been so careless', and priests are being drafted by the church load. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Blacknoirschwarz's national animal is the unseen, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its currency is the schilling.

Blacknoirschwarz is ranked 3,940th in The North Pacific and 111,362nd in the world for Least Corrupt Governments, scoring -407 on the Inverse Mugabe Relativity Rating.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 1 day 17 hours ago

  • 1 day 14 hours ago: Following new legislation in Blacknoirschwarz, priests are being drafted by the church load.
  • 1 day 14 hours ago: Following new legislation in Blacknoirschwarz, the government's only official statement on the burning down of Blacknoirschwarz City was that 'they shouldn't have been so careless'.
  • 6 days ago: Following new legislation in Blacknoirschwarz, the nation's first space rocket -- sponsored by Pepsi and shaped like an enormous soda bottle -- is being developed.
  • 8 days ago: Following new legislation in Blacknoirschwarz, leather-clad individuals can be seen walking their slaves in public parks.
  • 8 days ago: Following new legislation in Blacknoirschwarz, unstable couples are known to break up over which one gets parental leave.
  • 11 days ago: Following new legislation in Blacknoirschwarz, marketing departments of corporate giants compete to sponsor little league teams.
  • 11 days ago: Following new legislation in Blacknoirschwarz, spies caught in Blacknoirschwarz are never heard from again.
  • 11 days ago: Following new legislation in Blacknoirschwarz, the government is seen as openly hostile to all religion.
  • 13 days ago: Following new legislation in Blacknoirschwarz, the government recently relinquished its monopoly on the mail service.
  • 14 days ago: Following new legislation in Blacknoirschwarz, muscular women are banned from competing in sporting competitions.

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