The Federation of
Capitalist Paradise
Black Metal ist Krieg!!!
Regional Influence
Minnow
Civil Rights
Very Good
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Excellent

Overview People Government Economy Trend Analysis

The Federation of Blacknoirschwarz is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Supreme Dalek with an even hand, and notable for its unlimited-speed roads, sprawling nuclear power plants, and daily referendums. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless population of 12.975 billion Blacknoirschwarzians are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The tiny, corrupt, pro-business government prioritizes Education, with Industry, Law & Order, and Healthcare also on the agenda, while Social Policy and Welfare aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Blacknoirschwarz City. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Blacknoirschwarzian economy, worth a remarkable 5,027 trillion schillings a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Automobile Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 387,483 schillings, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.7 times as much as the poorest.

Saturday morning cartoons feature full frontal nudity, homeless people can be found sleeping on streets in front of unoccupied second homes, the BBI Channel Tunnel project is plagued by delays, and prices fluctuate manically for no fathomable reason. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Blacknoirschwarz's national animal is the unseen, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Blacknoirschwarz is ranked 3,819th in The North Pacific and 71,316th in the world for Most Extreme, scoring 16 on the Paul-Nader Subjective Decentrality Index.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Blacknoirschwarz, prices fluctuate manically for no fathomable reason.
  • : Following new legislation in Blacknoirschwarz, the BBI Channel Tunnel project is plagued by delays.
  • : Following new legislation in Blacknoirschwarz, homeless people can be found sleeping on streets in front of unoccupied second homes.
  • : Following new legislation in Blacknoirschwarz, Saturday morning cartoons feature full frontal nudity.
  • : Following new legislation in Blacknoirschwarz, leather-clad individuals can be seen walking their slaves in public parks.
  • : Following new legislation in Blacknoirschwarz, citizens must pay to enjoy Blacknoirschwarz's pristine beaches.
  • : Following new legislation in Blacknoirschwarz, penurious citizens die from easily remedied ailments because they aren't 'taking enough initiative'.
  • : Following new legislation in Blacknoirschwarz, one-stop superstores divide and conquer family businesses.
  • : Following new legislation in Blacknoirschwarz, most academic research has ground to a halt.
  • : Blacknoirschwarz was ranked in the Top 5% of the region for Highest Police Ratios (last census: Top 1%).

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