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The Federation of Blacknoirschwarz

“Black Metal ist Krieg!!!”

Category: Capitalist Paradise
Civil Rights:
Good
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Below Average

Regional Influence: Minnow

Location: The North Pacific

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The Federation of Blacknoirschwarz is a gargantuan, economically powerful nation, ruled by Supreme Dalek with an even hand, and remarkable for its compulsory military service. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 11.302 billion Blacknoirschwarzians are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt government stops and the rest of society begins, but it concentrates mainly on Education, although Commerce and Defence are secondary priorities. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Blacknoirschwarz City. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 73%. A powerhouse of a private sector is led by the Information Technology industry, followed by Automobile Manufacturing and Arms Manufacturing.

Criminals are executed and their property seized, it is illegal to liberate slaves, a recent political debate came to a quick close once the ruling party decreed it was "just plain silly", and rag-wearing teachers are often mistaken for homeless people. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Blacknoirschwarz's national animal is the unseen, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its currency is the schilling.

Blacknoirschwarz is ranked 8th in The North Pacific and 299th in the world for Most Scientifically Advanced, scoring 529 on the Kurzweil Singularity Index.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 4 days ago

  • 4 days ago: Blacknoirschwarz was reclassified from "Inoffensive Centrist Democracy" to "Capitalist Paradise".
  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in Blacknoirschwarz, rag-wearing teachers are often mistaken for homeless people.
  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in Blacknoirschwarz, a recent political debate came to a quick close once the ruling party decreed it was "just plain silly".
  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in Blacknoirschwarz, it is illegal to liberate slaves.
  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in Blacknoirschwarz, criminals are executed and their property seized.
  • 8 days ago: Following new legislation in Blacknoirschwarz, the psych wards are overflowing with transsexuals.
  • 8 days ago: Blacknoirschwarz fell out of the regional Top 10% for Most Average.
  • 14 days ago: Following new legislation in Blacknoirschwarz, military service is compulsory.
  • 15 days ago: Following new legislation in Blacknoirschwarz, the government has cut its subsidies for all special interest groups.
  • 15 days ago: Following new legislation in Blacknoirschwarz, the government is avowedly atheist.

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