Rudest Citizens: 161st Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 170th Lowest Overall Tax Burden: 250th
The Federation of
Capitalist Paradise
Black Metal ist Krieg!!!
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The Federation of Blacknoirschwarz is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Supreme Dalek with an even hand, and renowned for its ritual sacrifices, compulsory military service, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless population of 14.459 billion Blacknoirschwarzians are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The minute, corrupt government, or what there is of one, prioritizes Education, with Industry, Law & Order, and Healthcare also on the agenda, while Social Policy and Welfare receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Blacknoirschwarz City. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Blacknoirschwarzian economy, worth a remarkable 5,572 trillion schillings a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Automobile Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 385,397 schillings, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.1 times as much as the poorest.

Prices fluctuate manically for no fathomable reason, visions of giant pink unseens are a common side effect after Blacknoirschwarzians eat their meals, only the rich can afford the latest medical innovations, and cars speed down national highways while drivers sleep at the wheel. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Blacknoirschwarz's national animal is the unseen, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Blacknoirschwarz is ranked 191,077th in the world and 11,492nd in The North Pacific for Best Weather, with -738 Meters Of Sunlight.

Rudest Citizens: 161stLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 170thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 250thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 300thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 384thHighest Average Incomes: 395thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 398thSmartest Citizens: 426thMost Scientifically Advanced: 455thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 458thLargest Insurance Industry: 499thLargest Information Technology Sector: 539thHighest Poor Incomes: 635thHighest Economic Output: 665thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 754thLargest Mining Sector: 799thMost Avoided: 999thMost Efficient Economies: 1,005thLargest Publishing Industry: 1,059thMost Secular: 1,092ndMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1,150thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1,182ndMost Corrupt Governments: 1,220thMost Stationary: 1,405thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1,559thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1,672ndLargest Retail Industry: 1,764thTop
Largest Soda Pop Sector: 2,010thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 3,350thMost Armed: 4,676thLargest Gambling Industry: 5,105thLargest Black Market: 5,376thLargest Populations: 6,127thMost Influential: 6,223rdLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 6,230thTop
Healthiest Citizens: 10,157thMost Developed: 14,397thMost Advanced Public Education: 18,024thLargest Governments: 18,444th
Rudest Citizens: 2nd in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 4th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 6th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 7th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 11th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 12th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 14th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 14th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 14th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 15th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 16th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 17th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 18th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 20th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 22nd in the regionMost Avoided: 23rd in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 24th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 27th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 29th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 29th in the regionMost Stationary: 31st in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 32nd in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 35th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 36th in the regionMost Secular: 39th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 45th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 46th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 48th in the regionLargest Populations: 72nd in the regionLargest Black Market: 80th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 104th in the regionTop
Most Armed: 128th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 145th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 206th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 406th in the regionMost Developed: 574th in the regionTop
Largest Governments: 658th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 687th in the regionMost Influential: 849th in the regionFattest Citizens: 886th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 976th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Blacknoirschwarz, cars speed down national highways while drivers sleep at the wheel.
  • : Following new legislation in Blacknoirschwarz, only the rich can afford the latest medical innovations.
  • : Blacknoirschwarz was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Fattest Citizens.
  • : Following new legislation in Blacknoirschwarz, visions of giant pink unseens are a common side effect after Blacknoirschwarzians eat their meals.
  • : Following new legislation in Blacknoirschwarz, prices fluctuate manically for no fathomable reason.
  • : Blacknoirschwarz was reclassified from "Inoffensive Centrist Democracy" to "Capitalist Paradise".
  • : Following new legislation in Blacknoirschwarz, homeless people are frequently charged with trespassing on public property.
  • : Following new legislation in Blacknoirschwarz, schools have extensive counseling programs for troubled students.
  • : Following new legislation in Blacknoirschwarz, Supreme Dalek's exquisite office door is replaced monthly due to angry petitioners.
  • : Following new legislation in Blacknoirschwarz, citizens living in underground cities have developed a healthy green glow.


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