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The Federation of Blacknoirschwarz

“Black Metal ist Krieg!!!”

Category: Capitalist Paradise
Civil Rights:
Very Good
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Below Average

Regional Influence: Minnow

Location: The North Pacific

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The Federation of Blacknoirschwarz is a gargantuan, economically powerful nation, ruled by Supreme Dalek with an even hand, and renowned for its compulsory military service. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 11.441 billion Blacknoirschwarzians are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt, pro-business government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Education, Commerce, and Defence. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Blacknoirschwarz City. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 74%. A powerhouse of a private sector is led by the Information Technology industry, followed by Automobile Manufacturing and Arms Manufacturing.

Spies caught in Blacknoirschwarz are never heard from again, unseen racing stadiums are open 24/7, a large percentage of the poor live from cradle to grave in subterranean wage slavery, and homeless people are periodically found dead upon altars to assorted deities. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Blacknoirschwarz's national animal is the unseen, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its currency is the schilling.

Blacknoirschwarz is ranked 116th in The North Pacific and 4,903rd in the world for Largest Public Transport Department, scoring 97 on the Societal Mobility Rating.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 4 days ago

  • 6 days ago: Following new legislation in Blacknoirschwarz, homeless people are periodically found dead upon altars to assorted deities.
  • 6 days ago: Following new legislation in Blacknoirschwarz, a large percentage of the poor live from cradle to grave in subterranean wage slavery.
  • 6 days ago: Following new legislation in Blacknoirschwarz, unseen racing stadiums are open 24/7.
  • 11 days ago: Following new legislation in Blacknoirschwarz, spies caught in Blacknoirschwarz are never heard from again.
  • 12 days ago: Following new legislation in Blacknoirschwarz, the automotive industry soaks up huge government handouts.
  • 12 days ago: Following new legislation in Blacknoirschwarz, marketing departments of corporate giants compete to sponsor little league teams.
  • 12 days ago: Following new legislation in Blacknoirschwarz, cars speed down national highways while drivers sleep at the wheel.
  • 12 days ago: Following new legislation in Blacknoirschwarz, drunk drivers are sentenced to death.
  • 14 days ago: Blacknoirschwarz was ranked in the Top 5% of the region for Largest Public Sector (last census: Top 10%).
  • 18 days ago: Following new legislation in Blacknoirschwarz, almost all the visible space on TV screens is taken up by advertising.

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