The Federation of
Capitalist Paradise
Black Metal ist Krieg!!!
Regional Influence
Minnow
Civil Rights
Good
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Excellent

Overview People Government Economy Trend Analysis

The Federation of Blacknoirschwarz is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Supreme Dalek with an even hand, and renowned for its closed borders, barren, inhospitable landscape, and complete lack of prisons. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless population of 12.63 billion Blacknoirschwarzians are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The tiny, corrupt, pro-business government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Blacknoirschwarz City. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Blacknoirschwarzian economy, worth a remarkable 4,889 trillion schillings a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Automobile Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 387,131 schillings, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.8 times as much as the poorest.

The people of Blacknoirschwarz are renowned for their nihilistic attitudes, the mining industry is making inroads into environmentally sensitive areas, abortion is only legal in unusual circumstances, and penurious citizens die from easily remedied ailments because they aren't 'taking enough initiative'. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Blacknoirschwarz's national animal is the unseen, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Blacknoirschwarz is ranked 149th in The North Pacific and 4,547th in the world for Largest Public Transport Department, scoring 96 on the Societal Mobility Rating.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 13 days ago

  • 15 days ago: Following new legislation in Blacknoirschwarz, penurious citizens die from easily remedied ailments because they aren't 'taking enough initiative'.
  • 15 days ago: Following new legislation in Blacknoirschwarz, abortion is only legal in unusual circumstances.
  • 24 days ago: Following new legislation in Blacknoirschwarz, the mining industry is making inroads into environmentally sensitive areas.
  • 24 days ago: Following new legislation in Blacknoirschwarz, the people of Blacknoirschwarz are renowned for their nihilistic attitudes.
  • 31 days ago: Blacknoirschwarz was ranked in the Top 1% of the region for Highest Police Ratios (last census: Top 5%).
  • 31 days ago: Following new legislation in Blacknoirschwarz, tabloids coo over Supreme Dalek's expected child.
  • 31 days ago: Following new legislation in Blacknoirschwarz, the lowest age at which one can marry has been recently lowered to 12.
  • 33 days ago: Blacknoirschwarz was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Trout Fishing Sector (last census: Top 1%).
  • 33 days ago: Blacknoirschwarz was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Largest Trout Fishing Sector (last census: Top 1%).
  • 37 days ago: Following new legislation in Blacknoirschwarz, it's always rabbit season.

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