Rudest Citizens: 153rd Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 169th Lowest Overall Tax Burden: 272nd
The Federation of
Capitalist Paradise
Black Metal ist Krieg!!!
Regional Influence
Sprat
Civil Rights
Very Good
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Good

Overview People Government Economy Rank Trend

The Federation of Blacknoirschwarz is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Supreme Dalek with an even hand, and remarkable for its ritual sacrifices, smutty television, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless population of 14.779 billion Blacknoirschwarzians are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The minute, corrupt government, or what there is of one, prioritizes Education, although Industry, Law & Order, and Healthcare are also considered important, while Social Policy and Welfare are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Blacknoirschwarz City. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Blacknoirschwarzian economy, worth a remarkable 5,698 trillion schillings a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Automobile Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 385,589 schillings, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.0 times as much as the poorest.

Bus ads propagandize causes ranging from sexual revolution to religious pogroms, mandatory neutering has made purebred dogs a thing of the past, homeless people can be found sleeping on streets in front of unoccupied second homes, and sections of the police receive paramilitary training. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Blacknoirschwarz's national animal is the unseen, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Blacknoirschwarz is ranked 5,537th in the world and 89th in The North Pacific for Largest Black Market, with 69.1 trillion Standard Monetary Units.

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Rudest Citizens: 153rdLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 169thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 272ndLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 318thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 405thHighest Average Incomes: 416thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 426thSmartest Citizens: 429thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 471stMost Scientifically Advanced: 496thLargest Insurance Industry: 512thLargest Information Technology Sector: 588thHighest Economic Output: 656thHighest Poor Incomes: 687thLargest Mining Sector: 817thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 886thMost Efficient Economies: 981stMost Avoided: 1,021stLargest Publishing Industry: 1,060thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1,141stLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1,253rdMost Corrupt Governments: 1,312thMost Stationary: 1,388thTop
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Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 1,609thMost Secular: 1,696thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1,779thLargest Retail Industry: 1,906thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 2,076thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 3,479thMost Armed: 5,149thLargest Gambling Industry: 5,311thLargest Black Market: 5,537thLargest Populations: 6,033rdLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 6,378thMost Influential: 6,420thTop
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Healthiest Citizens: 10,307th
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Rudest Citizens: 2nd in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 3rd in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 9th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 9th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 13th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 13th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 14th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 15th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 15th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 16th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 17th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 19th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 20th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 21st in the regionMost Avoided: 23rd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 25th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 26th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 28th in the regionMost Stationary: 31st in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 33rd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 34th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 36th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 43rd in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 45th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 52nd in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 54th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 60th in the regionLargest Populations: 71st in the regionTop
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Most Secular: 82nd in the regionLargest Black Market: 89th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 117th in the regionMost Armed: 163rd in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 168th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 206th in the regionTop
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Healthiest Citizens: 412th in the regionMost Developed: 653rd in the regionLargest Governments: 677th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Blacknoirschwarz, sections of the police receive paramilitary training.
  • : Following new legislation in Blacknoirschwarz, homeless people can be found sleeping on streets in front of unoccupied second homes.
  • : Following new legislation in Blacknoirschwarz, mandatory neutering has made purebred dogs a thing of the past.
  • : Following new legislation in Blacknoirschwarz, bus ads propagandize causes ranging from sexual revolution to religious pogroms.
  • : Following new legislation in Blacknoirschwarz, truth is often impossible to tell from fiction on the evening news.
  • : Following new legislation in Blacknoirschwarz, the government strictly regulates whale harvest quotas.
  • : Following new legislation in Blacknoirschwarz, soylent products are an expensive commodity due to a lack of volunteers.
  • : Following new legislation in Blacknoirschwarz, foreign governments are looking into weaponizing the infamous Blacknoirschwarzian bee.
  • : Following new legislation in Blacknoirschwarz, the installation of street lights across remote goat tracks has left citizens bemused.
  • : Following new legislation in Blacknoirschwarz, citizens who leave the country are officially classed as traitors.

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