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The Federation of Blacknoirschwarz

“Black Metal ist Krieg!!!”

Category: Capitalist Paradise
Civil Rights:
Very Good
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Very Good

Regional Influence: Minnow

Location: The North Pacific

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The Federation of Blacknoirschwarz is a colossal, economically powerful nation, ruled by Supreme Dalek with an even hand, and renowned for its complete absence of social welfare. Its hard-nosed, hard-working, intelligent population of 9.943 billion are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt, pro-business government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Education, Commerce, and Defence. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Blacknoirschwarz City. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 68%. A powerhouse of a private sector is led by the Information Technology industry, followed by Automobile Manufacturing and Arms Manufacturing.

Euthanasia is legal, criminals are thrown to the unseens to repay their debt to society, students abandon classrooms for online education, and the government strictly regulates whale harvest quotas. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Blacknoirschwarz's national animal is the unseen, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its currency is the schilling.

Blacknoirschwarz is ranked 4th in The North Pacific and 210th in the world for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring 20 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 3 days 12 hours ago

  • 3 days 1 hour ago: Following new legislation in Blacknoirschwarz, the government strictly regulates whale harvest quotas.
  • 3 days 1 hour ago: Following new legislation in Blacknoirschwarz, students abandon classrooms for online education.
  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in Blacknoirschwarz, criminals are thrown to the unseens to repay their debt to society.
  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in Blacknoirschwarz, euthanasia is legal.
  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in Blacknoirschwarz, a survey of the nation's rivers and children has shown that pesticide levels are at an all-time regional high.
  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in Blacknoirschwarz, morning coffees are no longer the same since the disappearance of newspapers.
  • 7 days ago: Following new legislation in Blacknoirschwarz, businesses often fire workers in favour of cheaper automatic systems.
  • 7 days ago: Following new legislation in Blacknoirschwarz, the entire retail industry has been replaced by online delivery services.
  • 7 days ago: Following new legislation in Blacknoirschwarz, the lowest age at which one can marry has been recently lowered to 12.
  • 7 days ago: Following new legislation in Blacknoirschwarz, the nation's first space rocket -- sponsored by Pepsi and shaped like an enormous soda bottle -- is being developed.

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