Largest Black Market: 272nd Largest Retail Industry: 368th Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 497th
The Vampire Syndicate of
Father Knows Best State
Sex & Violence
Methuselah Ţepeș
Regional Influence
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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The Vampire Syndicate of Black Ivars is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Methuselah Ţepeș with an iron fist, and renowned for its prohibition of alcohol, rampant corporate plagiarism, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 24.962 billion Nosferatus are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government is dominated by the Department of Defense, with Industry and Healthcare also on the agenda, while Welfare and Social Policy aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Crypt. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 23.4%.

The frighteningly efficient undead economy, worth a remarkable 4,884 trillion blood litres a year, is dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Retail, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an impressive 195,681 blood litres, with the richest citizens earning 5.7 times as much as the poorest.

Maintaining economic growth is no laughing matter, sex offenders find themselves cut off from the ability to repeat their crimes, invasive drug testing is now performed at elementary school sports days, and a new generation of aquariumless hotels are being built under government supervision. Crime is pervasive, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Black Ivars's national animal is the bat, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is necromancy.

Black Ivars is ranked 15,271st in the world and 351st in the South Pacific for Most Politically Apathetic Citizens, with 54.29 Whatever.

Largest Black Market: 272ndLargest Retail Industry: 368thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 497thHighest Economic Output: 886thLargest Populations: 1,419thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1,433rdTop
Most Advanced Defense Forces: 1,546thLargest Publishing Industry: 1,725thLargest Mining Sector: 2,215thMost Corrupt Governments: 2,630thHighest Crime Rates: 2,762ndMost World Assembly Endorsements: 3,036thMost Efficient Economies: 3,104thMost Armed: 3,117thMost Avoided: 3,344thNudest: 3,363rdMost Influential: 3,836thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 3,892ndHighest Average Incomes: 4,620thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 6,278thRudest Citizens: 6,293rdTop
Most Subsidized Industry: 8,157thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 9,149thSmartest Citizens: 11,352ndMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 13,727thHighest Poor Incomes: 14,743rd
Largest Black Market: 3rd in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 6th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 8th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 10th in the regionLargest Populations: 15th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 18th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 21st in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 21st in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 29th in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 34th in the regionNudest: 35th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 38th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 38th in the regionMost Avoided: 39th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 43rd in the regionMost Armed: 45th in the regionTop
Highest Average Incomes: 64th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 87th in the regionRudest Citizens: 93rd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 144th in the regionMost Influential: 178th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 179th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 194th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 263rd in the regionTop
Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 320th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 343rd in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 351st in the regionLargest Governments: 498th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 527th in the regionMost Developed: 588th in the region

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