The Vampire Syndicate of
Father Knows Best State
Sex & Violence
Methuselah Ţepeș
Regional Influence
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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The Vampire Syndicate of Black Ivars is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Methuselah Ţepeș with an iron fist, and renowned for its compulsory military service, digital currency, and keen interest in outer space. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 22.267 billion Nosferatus are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Crypt. The average income tax rate is 51.0%.

The frighteningly efficient undead economy, worth a remarkable 5,102 trillion blood litres a year, is fairly diversified and dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Retail, and Information Technology. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an amazing 229,153 blood litres, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.2 times as much as the poorest.

Space shuttles regularly launch rubbish into space, droves of former desperados are applying to join the border police, fearful citizens watch their every move as does their government, and government ministers are regularly seen in the streets confessing their sins and hammering missiles into plow-shares. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force. Black Ivars's national animal is the bat, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is necromancy.

Black Ivars is ranked 1,609th in the South Pacific and 40,768th in the world for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring 2 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.

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