Highest Crime Rates: 142nd Most Armed: 200th Largest Publishing Industry: 385th
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The Holy Red Empire of Black Friday is a gargantuan, efficient nation, notable for its museums and concert halls, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and daily referendums. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless, devout population of 19.374 billion Black Fridayians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, liberal, outspoken government prioritizes Education, with Industry, Welfare, and Healthcare also on the agenda, while Law & Order and Spirituality receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bone City. The average income tax rate is 23.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Black Fridayian economy, worth a remarkable 2,942 trillion Irish golds a year, is quite specialized and led by the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Automobile Manufacturing, and Gambling. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an impressive 151,855 Irish golds, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.5 times as much as the poorest.

Most academic research has ground to a halt, businesses often fire workers in favour of cheaper automatic systems, schools offer a range of lessons in subjects as diverse as The Economics of Bullying for Lunch Money, and condemned prisoners spend hours a day sitting in lotus position looking perplexed. Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, probably because of the absence of a police force. Black Friday's national animal is the black mamba, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Black Friday is ranked 2,542nd in the world and 2nd in The Skeleton Army for Most Avoided, scoring 999.66 on the Kardashian Reflex Score.

Highest Crime Rates: 142ndMost Armed: 200thLargest Publishing Industry: 385thMost Rebellious Youth: 618thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 650thLargest Black Market: 873rdRudest Citizens: 1,163rdMost Advanced Public Education: 1,411thTop
Most Cultured: 1,803rdMost Subsidized Industry: 1,816thSmartest Citizens: 1,973rdMost Extensive Civil Rights: 2,147thHighest Economic Output: 2,437thMost Avoided: 2,542ndMost Politically Free: 2,682ndMost Efficient Economies: 2,906thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 3,038thLargest Information Technology Sector: 3,040thLargest Populations: 3,724thFattest Citizens: 3,751stMost Developed: 4,273rdMost Scientifically Advanced: 5,015thHighest Drug Use: 6,484thNudest: 7,434thTop
Most Extreme: 9,246thHighest Average Incomes: 10,851stLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 11,050thLargest Gambling Industry: 11,397thLargest Welfare Programs: 13,647thMost Devout: 15,667th
Smartest Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 1st in the regionMost Developed: 1st in the regionLargest Black Market: 1st in the regionHighest Drug Use: 1st in the regionRudest Citizens: 1st in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionMost Armed: 1st in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 1st in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 1st in the regionLargest Populations: 1st in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 1st in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 1st in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 1st in the regionMost Cultured: 1st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 1st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Black Friday was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Cultured.
  • : Black Friday's influence in The Skeleton Army rose from "Squire" to "Apprentice".
  • : Black Friday was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Extreme.
  • : Black Friday was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Smartest Citizens.
  • : Black Friday lodged a message on the The Skeleton Army Regional Message Board.
  • : Black Friday was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Poor Incomes.
  • : Black Friday was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Extensive Civil Rights.
  • : Black Friday was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Wealthy Incomes.
  • : Black Friday was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Manufacturing Sector.
  • : Black Friday was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Subsidized Industry and Most Cultured and the Top 5% for Most Extreme.


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