Highest Crime Rates: 120th Most Armed: 186th Largest Publishing Industry: 396th
The Holy Red Empire of
Civil Rights Lovefest
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Regional Influence
Handshaker
Civil Rights
Frightening
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Widely Abused

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The Holy Red Empire of Black Friday is a gargantuan, cultured nation, notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, unlimited-speed roads, and digital currency. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless, devout population of 18.43 billion Black Fridayians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, liberal, outspoken government prioritizes Education, although Industry, Welfare, and Healthcare are also considered important, while Law & Order and Spirituality aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bone City. The average income tax rate is 26.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Black Fridayian economy, worth a remarkable 2,784 trillion Irish golds a year, is quite specialized and led by the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Automobile Manufacturing, and Gambling. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an impressive 151,068 Irish golds, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.9 times as much as the poorest.

The nation loves all colours indiscriminately (Black Friday has found 3 easter eggs), mothers are routinely abandoning their children in the name of women's rights, there is an abondance of ackawi and zartschmelzend in every Black Fridayian grocery store, and inter-species marriages are ignored by the government. Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, probably because of the absence of a police force. Black Friday's national animal is the black mamba, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Black Friday is ranked 177,762nd in the world and 11th in The Skeleton Army for Lowest Crime Rates, with 2.18 Law-abiding Acts Per Hour.

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Highest Crime Rates: 120thMost Armed: 186thLargest Publishing Industry: 396thMost Rebellious Youth: 606thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 653rdLargest Black Market: 660thMost Advanced Public Education: 870thRudest Citizens: 951stMost Subsidized Industry: 1,255thMost Extensive Civil Rights: 1,450thMost Cultured: 1,522ndSmartest Citizens: 1,759thTop
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Most Politically Free: 2,156thHighest Economic Output: 2,363rdMost Avoided: 2,430thLargest Information Technology Sector: 2,569thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 2,902ndMost Efficient Economies: 2,974thMost Developed: 3,169thFattest Citizens: 3,716thLargest Populations: 3,748thMost Scientifically Advanced: 3,882ndLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 4,000thHighest Drug Use: 5,562ndNudest: 5,707thTop
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Highest Average Incomes: 9,599thMost Extreme: 10,447thLargest Gambling Industry: 11,060thLargest Welfare Programs: 14,090thHighest Poor Incomes: 15,929thLeast Corrupt Governments: 16,304thMost Devout: 17,554th
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Rudest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 1st in the regionMost Developed: 1st in the regionMost Politically Free: 1st in the regionLargest Black Market: 1st in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 1st in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 1st in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1st in the regionMost Cultured: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 1st in the regionLargest Populations: 1st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 1st in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1st in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionMost Armed: 1st in the regionHighest Drug Use: 1st in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 1st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 1st in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 1st in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 1st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Black Friday's influence in The Skeleton Army rose from "Truckler" to "Handshaker".
  • : Black Friday was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Cheese Export Sector.
  • : Following new legislation in Black Friday, inter-species marriages are ignored by the government.
  • : Following new legislation in Black Friday, there is an abondance of ackawi and zartschmelzend in every Black Fridayian grocery store.
  • : Following new legislation in Black Friday, mothers are routinely abandoning their children in the name of women's rights.
  • : Following new legislation in Black Friday, the nation loves all colours indiscriminately (Black Friday has found 3 easter eggs).
  • : Black Friday was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Least Corrupt Governments.
  • : Black Friday's influence in The Skeleton Army rose from "Nipper" to "Truckler".
  • : Following new legislation in Black Friday, breast milk lattes are the newest fad among hip urbanites.
  • : Following new legislation in Black Friday, anti-government political posters adorn every building like wallpaper.

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