Highest Crime Rates: 125th Most Armed: 186th Largest Publishing Industry: 407th
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The Holy Red Empire of Black Friday is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, renowned for its unlimited-speed roads, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and smutty television. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless, devout population of 18.528 billion Black Fridayians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, liberal, outspoken government prioritizes Education, with Industry, Welfare, and Healthcare also on the agenda, while Law & Order and Spirituality are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bone City. The average income tax rate is 26.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Black Fridayian economy, worth a remarkable 2,799 trillion Irish golds a year, is quite specialized and led by the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Automobile Manufacturing, and Gambling. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an impressive 151,068 Irish golds, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.9 times as much as the poorest.

There is an abondance of ackawi and zartschmelzend in every Black Fridayian grocery store, inter-species marriages are ignored by the government, the rich are forced to sell their cars to pay for more police to prevent their cars from being stolen, and prison visits increase substantially during election years. Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, probably because of the absence of a police force. Black Friday's national animal is the black mamba, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Black Friday is ranked 149,822nd in the world and 11th in The Skeleton Army for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring -34.35 on the Clooney Contribution Index.

Highest Crime Rates: 125thMost Armed: 186thLargest Publishing Industry: 407thMost Rebellious Youth: 616thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 650thLargest Black Market: 691stMost Advanced Public Education: 903rdRudest Citizens: 980thMost Subsidized Industry: 1,319thMost Extensive Civil Rights: 1,501stTop
Most Cultured: 1,582ndSmartest Citizens: 1,830thMost Politically Free: 2,013thHighest Economic Output: 2,398thMost Avoided: 2,438thLargest Information Technology Sector: 2,702ndLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 2,942ndMost Efficient Economies: 2,956thMost Developed: 3,415thFattest Citizens: 3,724thLargest Populations: 3,788thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 3,910thMost Scientifically Advanced: 4,119thNudest: 5,081stHighest Drug Use: 5,124thTop
Most Extreme: 8,815thHighest Average Incomes: 10,023rdLargest Gambling Industry: 10,184thLargest Welfare Programs: 13,972nd
Rudest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 1st in the regionMost Developed: 1st in the regionMost Politically Free: 1st in the regionLargest Black Market: 1st in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 1st in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 1st in the regionMost Cultured: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 1st in the regionLargest Populations: 1st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 1st in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Armed: 1st in the regionHighest Drug Use: 1st in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 1st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 1st in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 1st in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 1st in the region

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