Highest Crime Rates: 127th Most Armed: 189th Largest Publishing Industry: 409th
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The Holy Red Empire of Black Friday is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, renowned for its public floggings, daily referendums, and digital currency. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless, devout population of 18.731 billion Black Fridayians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, liberal, outspoken government prioritizes Education, with Industry, Welfare, and Healthcare also on the agenda, while Law & Order and Spirituality aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bone City. The average income tax rate is 23.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Black Fridayian economy, worth a remarkable 2,844 trillion Irish golds a year, is quite specialized and led by the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Automobile Manufacturing, and Gambling. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an impressive 151,855 Irish golds, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.5 times as much as the poorest.

Most academic research has ground to a halt, businesses often fire workers in favour of cheaper automatic systems, schools offer a range of lessons in subjects as diverse as The Economics of Bullying for Lunch Money, and condemned prisoners spend hours a day sitting in lotus position looking perplexed. Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, probably because of the absence of a police force. Black Friday's national animal is the black mamba, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Black Friday is ranked 19,057th in the world and 3rd in The Skeleton Army for Highest Poor Incomes, with 67,239.46 Standard Monetary Units.

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Highest Crime Rates: 127thMost Armed: 189thLargest Publishing Industry: 409thMost Rebellious Youth: 612thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 655thLargest Black Market: 828thRudest Citizens: 959thMost Advanced Public Education: 1,212thTop
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Most Subsidized Industry: 1,607thMost Cultured: 1,612thSmartest Citizens: 1,857thMost Extensive Civil Rights: 1,945thLargest Information Technology Sector: 2,403rdHighest Economic Output: 2,443rdMost Politically Free: 2,469thMost Avoided: 2,485thMost Efficient Economies: 2,947thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 3,135thFattest Citizens: 3,656thMost Developed: 3,729thLargest Populations: 3,832ndMost Scientifically Advanced: 4,144thHighest Drug Use: 4,903rdNudest: 6,346thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 7,452ndTop
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Most Extreme: 7,927thLargest Gambling Industry: 9,794thHighest Average Incomes: 10,254thLargest Welfare Programs: 13,970thMost Devout: 14,677th
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Rudest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 1st in the regionMost Developed: 1st in the regionMost Politically Free: 1st in the regionLargest Black Market: 1st in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 1st in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 1st in the regionMost Cultured: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 1st in the regionLargest Populations: 1st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 1st in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Armed: 1st in the regionHighest Drug Use: 1st in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 1st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 1st in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 1st in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 1st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Black Friday's influence in The Skeleton Army rose from "Shoeshiner" to "Page".
  • : Black Friday's influence in The Skeleton Army rose from "Sprat" to "Shoeshiner".
  • : Black Friday's influence in The Skeleton Army rose from "Zero" to "Sprat".
  • : Black Friday altered its national flag.
  • : Following new legislation in Black Friday, condemned prisoners spend hours a day sitting in lotus position looking perplexed.
  • : Following new legislation in Black Friday, schools offer a range of lessons in subjects as diverse as The Economics of Bullying for Lunch Money.
  • : Following new legislation in Black Friday, businesses often fire workers in favour of cheaper automatic systems.
  • : Following new legislation in Black Friday, most academic research has ground to a halt.
  • : Following new legislation in Black Friday, street gangs rule most of the nation's major cities.
  • : Black Friday relocated from Lazarus to The Skeleton Army.

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