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The The Nine Lives of of Black Cats

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Category: Father Knows Best State
Civil Rights:
Very Good
Economy:
Good
Political Freedoms:
Rare

Regional Influence: Auxiliary

Location: Holland

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The The Nine Lives of of Black Cats is a massive, devout nation, ruled by Hawking with an iron fist, and renowned for its prohibition of alcohol. Its hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 1.208 billion are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Defence, Law & Order, and the Environment. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Litter Box City. The average income tax rate is 37%, but much higher for the wealthy. Private enterprise is illegal, but for those in the know there is a slick and highly efficient black market in Tourism.

Genetic research has been halted, the government seizes the property of the recently deceased, the country has been 'going shopping' by annexing nearby nations for their resources, and commercial jingles have been ham-handedly forced into world renowned symphonies. Crime is relatively low, thanks to the all-pervasive police force. Black Cats's national animal is the Panthera Onca, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, its national religion is Church of Basement Cat, and its currency is the Bowl of Milk.

Black Cats is ranked 3rd in Holland and 81,335th in the world for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring -2 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 15 days ago

  • 3 days 9 hours ago: Black Cats fell out of the world Top 10% for Happiest Citizens.
  • 15 days ago: Following new legislation in Black Cats, commercial jingles have been ham-handedly forced into world renowned symphonies.
  • 15 days ago: Following new legislation in Black Cats, the country has been 'going shopping' by annexing nearby nations for their resources.
  • 15 days ago: Following new legislation in Black Cats, the government seizes the property of the recently deceased.
  • 15 days ago: Following new legislation in Black Cats, genetic research has been halted.
  • 15 days ago: Following new legislation in Black Cats, the colors pink and purple are banned from military unit insignia.
  • 23 days ago: Following new legislation in Black Cats, the latest Harry Potter book is a bestseller.
  • 26 days ago: Following new legislation in Black Cats, the government's only official statement on the burning down of Litter Box City was that 'they shouldn't have been so careless'.
  • 26 days ago: Following new legislation in Black Cats, streakers swamp all public events in order to bare it all.
  • 26 days ago: Following new legislation in Black Cats, the government is a law unto itself.

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