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“Where's my Bitches!?”

The Sultanate of Bitchslaplandia is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Frankie BitchSlap with an even hand, and notable for its keen interest in outer space. Its hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 1.158 billion are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt government stops and the rest of society begins, but it devotes most of its attentions to Defence, with areas such as Social Equality and Social Welfare receiving almost no funds by comparison. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Pimphand City. The average income tax rate is 49%. A powerhouse of a private sector is led by the Uranium Mining, Gambling, and Arms Manufacturing industries.

The country has been 'going shopping' by annexing nearby nations for their resources, cities are engulfed by smog, graffiti graces every city's streets, and a large concrete wall is being built around the country's borders. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force. Bitchslaplandia's national animal is the Bitch, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, its national religion is a major religion, and its currency is the Slap.

Bitchslaplandia is ranked 701st in the region and 29,496th in the world for Most Godforsaken.