Largest Agricultural Sector: 244th Rudest Citizens: 3,607th Lowest Overall Tax Burden: 4,356th
The Narnian Republic of
Corporate Bordello
Wrong will be right when Aslan comes in sight
Regional Influence
Negotiator
Region
Civil Rights
Excellent
Economy
All-Consuming
Political Freedom
Superb

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The Narnian Republic of Bisim is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Golg with a fair hand, and notable for its daily referendums, keen interest in outer space, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless, devout population of 11.58 billion Bisis are effectively ruled by a group of massive corporations, who run for political office and provide their well-off citizens with world-class goods and services. Their poorer citizens, however, are mostly starving to death while being urged to go out and get real jobs. The populace has reasonably extensive civil rights, although these are mostly aimed at allowing them to buy whatever they like.

The tiny government prioritizes Defense, although Spirituality, Law & Order, and Education are also considered important, while Social Policy and Welfare receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Lombardi. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 3.3%.

The all-consuming Bisimian economy, worth a remarkable 1,624 trillion Jewels a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Beef-Based Agriculture industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Information Technology. Average income is an impressive 140,277 Jewels, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 593,958 per year while the poor average 21,402, a ratio of 27.8 to 1.

Prominent cultural symbols are featured on the backs of cereal boxes, teenagers can't decide if they're more embarrassed by their parents or the country's leader, all major public areas are watched by police surveillance cameras, and Lombardi has become the number one destination for urban exploration in Cair Paravel. Crime, especially youth-related, is a major problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Bisim's national animal is the Salamander, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

Bisim is ranked 173,281st in the world and 17th in Cair Paravel for Lowest Crime Rates, with 9.22 Law-abiding Acts Per Hour.

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Largest Agricultural Sector: 244thTop
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Rudest Citizens: 3,607thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 4,356thHighest Crime Rates: 4,674thHighest Economic Output: 5,301stHighest Wealthy Incomes: 5,373rdFattest Citizens: 5,479thMost Devout: 5,538thMost Armed: 5,639thLargest Mining Sector: 7,986thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 8,122ndLargest Manufacturing Sector: 8,546thLargest Populations: 8,677thTop
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Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 9,138thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 10,035thLargest Insurance Industry: 11,032ndLargest Cheese Export Sector: 11,240thLargest Information Technology Sector: 11,510thHighest Average Incomes: 12,063rdMost Scientifically Advanced: 13,745thLeast Corrupt Governments: 15,650thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 16,766thLargest Black Market: 17,097thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 17,615th
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Highest Wealthy Incomes: 1st in the regionRudest Citizens: 1st in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1st in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1st in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 1st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Bisim's influence in Cair Paravel rose from "Auxiliary" to "Negotiator".
  • : Following new legislation in Bisim, Lombardi has become the number one destination for urban exploration in Cair Paravel.
  • : Following new legislation in Bisim, all major public areas are watched by police surveillance cameras.
  • : Bisim was reclassified from "Anarchy" to "Corporate Bordello".
  • : Following new legislation in Bisim, teenagers can't decide if they're more embarrassed by their parents or the country's leader.
  • : Bisim lodged a message on the Cair Paravel Regional Message Board.
  • : Following new legislation in Bisim, prominent cultural symbols are featured on the backs of cereal boxes.
  • : Following new legislation in Bisim, the government awards prizes to television shows featuring stereotype-breaking minority roles.
  • : Following new legislation in Bisim, Maxtopian Grass flags adorn every college dorm room.
  • : Following new legislation in Bisim, the government is making attempts at curtailing the flood of spam emails with little progress.

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