Largest Agricultural Sector: 232nd Rudest Citizens: 2,673rd Lowest Overall Tax Burden: 3,950th
The Narnian Republic of
Corporate Bordello
Wrong will be right when Aslan comes in sight
Regional Influence
Powerbroker
Region
Civil Rights
Excellent
Economy
All-Consuming
Political Freedom
Superb

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The Narnian Republic of Bisim is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Golg with a fair hand, and notable for its public floggings, complete absence of social welfare, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless, devout population of 12.721 billion Bisis are effectively ruled by a group of massive corporations, who run for political office and provide their well-off citizens with world-class goods and services. Their poorer citizens, however, are mostly starving to death while being urged to go out and get real jobs. The populace has reasonably extensive civil rights, although these are mostly aimed at allowing them to buy whatever they like.

The tiny, pro-business government prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order, Spirituality, and Education are also considered important, while Social Policy and Welfare receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Lombardi. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 3.1%.

The all-consuming Bisimian economy, worth a remarkable 1,847 trillion Jewels a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Information Technology, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an impressive 145,266 Jewels, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 679,605 per year while the poor average 18,549, a ratio of 36.6 to 1.

T-shirts displaying a photo of Golg performing the Full-Monty are selling out, lavish state dinners in Lombardi are the state's leading budgetary expenditure, rural communities are all but disenfranchised as politicians focus all their attention on winning the deciding urban votes, and future leaders of Bisim regularly dismiss pressing political issues when available options don't conform to their worldview. Crime, especially youth-related, is a major problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Bisim's national animal is the Salamander, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

Bisim is ranked 232nd in the world and 1st in Cair Paravel for Largest Agricultural Sector, scoring 19,434.26 on the Mu-Bah-Daggs Productivity Index.

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Largest Agricultural Sector: 232ndTop
5%
Rudest Citizens: 2,673rdLowest Overall Tax Burden: 3,950thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 4,127thHighest Economic Output: 4,956thFattest Citizens: 5,026thHighest Crime Rates: 5,140thMost Devout: 5,524thMost Armed: 5,712thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 7,382ndLargest Manufacturing Sector: 7,829thLargest Populations: 8,126thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 8,168thLargest Mining Sector: 8,967thTop
10%
Greatest Rich-Poor Divides: 10,047thLargest Information Technology Sector: 11,004thHighest Average Incomes: 12,345thMost Scientifically Advanced: 12,757thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 13,815thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 13,874thLargest Insurance Industry: 15,205thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 15,469thLargest Black Market: 17,608thLargest Publishing Industry: 17,777th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Bisim was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Mining Sector.
  • : Bisim voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Liberate Eternal Scholars"".
  • : Bisim was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Publishing Industry.
  • : Bisim was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Black Market.
  • : Bisim voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Rights of the Quarantined".
  • : Bisim voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Liberate Singapore"".
  • : Following new legislation in Bisim, future leaders of Bisim regularly dismiss pressing political issues when available options don't conform to their worldview.
  • : Bisim voted against the World Assembly Resolution "WA Peacekeeping Charter".
  • : Bisim was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Black Market and Largest Publishing Industry.
  • : Following new legislation in Bisim, rural communities are all but disenfranchised as politicians focus all their attention on winning the deciding urban votes.

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