Largest Agricultural Sector: 218th Rudest Citizens: 3,237th Lowest Overall Tax Burden: 4,331st
The Narnian Republic of
Corporate Bordello
Wrong will be right when Aslan comes in sight
Regional Influence
Contender
Region
Civil Rights
Excellent
Economy
All-Consuming
Political Freedom
Superb

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The Narnian Republic of Bisim is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Golg with a fair hand, and remarkable for its deadly medical pandemics, ubiquitous missile silos, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless, devout population of 11.753 billion Bisis are effectively ruled by a group of massive corporations, who run for political office and provide their well-off citizens with world-class goods and services. Their poorer citizens, however, are mostly starving to death while being urged to go out and get real jobs. The populace has reasonably extensive civil rights, although these are mostly aimed at allowing them to buy whatever they like.

The tiny government prioritizes Defense, with Spirituality, Law & Order, and Education also on the agenda, while Social Policy and Welfare are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Lombardi. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 3.3%.

The all-consuming Bisimian economy, worth a remarkable 1,651 trillion Jewels a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Beef-Based Agriculture industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Information Technology. Average income is an impressive 140,508 Jewels, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 614,379 per year while the poor average 20,272, a ratio of 30.3 to 1.

Teenagers can't decide if they're more embarrassed by their parents or the country's leader, all major public areas are watched by police surveillance cameras, Lombardi has become the number one destination for urban exploration in Cair Paravel, and foreign governments are looking into weaponizing the infamous Bisimian bee. Crime, especially youth-related, is a major problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Bisim's national animal is the Salamander, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

Bisim is ranked 81,793rd in the world and 11th in Cair Paravel for Largest Basket Weaving Sector, scoring 1,249.41 on the Hickory Productivity Index.

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Largest Agricultural Sector: 218thTop
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Rudest Citizens: 3,237thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 4,331stHighest Crime Rates: 4,524thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 4,941stHighest Economic Output: 5,308thFattest Citizens: 5,312thMost Armed: 5,320thMost Devout: 5,576thTop
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Largest Mining Sector: 7,981stLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 8,168thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 8,487thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 8,536thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 8,584thLargest Populations: 8,586thLargest Insurance Industry: 10,321stLargest Cheese Export Sector: 11,177thLargest Information Technology Sector: 11,671stHighest Average Incomes: 12,466thMost Scientifically Advanced: 14,080thLeast Corrupt Governments: 14,689th
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Highest Wealthy Incomes: 1st in the regionRudest Citizens: 1st in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1st in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1st in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 1st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Bisim's influence in Cair Paravel rose from "Negotiator" to "Contender".
  • : Following new legislation in Bisim, foreign governments are looking into weaponizing the infamous Bisimian bee.
  • : Bisim's influence in Cair Paravel fell from "Contender" to "Negotiator".
  • : Bisim's influence in Cair Paravel rose from "Negotiator" to "Contender".
  • : Bisim lodged a message on the Cair Paravel Regional Message Board.
  • : Bisim's influence in Cair Paravel rose from "Auxiliary" to "Negotiator".
  • : Following new legislation in Bisim, Lombardi has become the number one destination for urban exploration in Cair Paravel.
  • : Following new legislation in Bisim, all major public areas are watched by police surveillance cameras.
  • : Bisim was reclassified from "Anarchy" to "Corporate Bordello".
  • : Following new legislation in Bisim, teenagers can't decide if they're more embarrassed by their parents or the country's leader.

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