Largest Agricultural Sector: 326th Lowest Overall Tax Burden: 3,925th Highest Crime Rates: 4,052nd
The Narnian Republic of
Capitalist Paradise
Wrong will be right when Aslan comes in sight
Regional Influence
Duckspeaker
Region
Civil Rights
Excellent
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Excellent

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The Narnian Republic of Bisim is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Golg with an even hand, and renowned for its unlimited-speed roads, daily referendums, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless, devout population of 11.389 billion Bisis are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The tiny government prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order and Spirituality are also considered important, while Social Policy and Welfare receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Lombardi. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 3.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Bisimian economy, worth a remarkable 1,584 trillion Jewels a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Tourism, and Information Technology. Average income is an impressive 139,096 Jewels, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 556,108 per year while the poor average 23,374, a ratio of 23.8 to 1.

Bus ads propagandize causes ranging from sexual revolution to religious pogroms, citizens living in underground cities have developed a healthy green glow, there are no minimum wage laws, and consumption of cat memes has skyrocketed. Crime, especially youth-related, is pervasive. Bisim's national animal is the Salamander, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

Bisim is ranked 178,812th in the world and 27th in Cair Paravel for Best Weather, with 40 Meters Of Sunlight.

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Largest Agricultural Sector: 326thTop
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Lowest Overall Tax Burden: 3,925thHighest Crime Rates: 4,052ndFattest Citizens: 4,810thRudest Citizens: 5,040thMost Armed: 5,152ndHighest Economic Output: 5,369thMost Devout: 5,404thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 6,031stLargest Mining Sector: 6,701stLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 7,924thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 8,435thLargest Populations: 8,802ndLargest Cheese Export Sector: 8,985thLargest Insurance Industry: 9,507thTop
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Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 9,931stHighest Average Incomes: 11,553rdLargest Information Technology Sector: 11,977thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 12,310thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 13,623rdMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 13,950thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 14,710thMost Avoided: 15,160thMost Scientifically Advanced: 15,223rdLargest Black Market: 15,290thMost Efficient Economies: 16,443rdLargest Publishing Industry: 17,246thMost Developed: 18,467th
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Rudest Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1st in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1st in the regionFattest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1st in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1st in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 1st in the regionTop
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Largest Cheese Export Sector: 2nd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 2nd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 2nd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 2nd in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 2nd in the regionMost Armed: 2nd in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 2nd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 2nd in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 2nd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Bisim, consumption of cat memes has skyrocketed.
  • : Following new legislation in Bisim, there are no minimum wage laws.
  • : Following new legislation in Bisim, citizens living in underground cities have developed a healthy green glow.
  • : Bisim was reclassified from "Inoffensive Centrist Democracy" to "Capitalist Paradise".
  • : Bisim was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Cheese Export Sector.
  • : Following new legislation in Bisim, bus ads propagandize causes ranging from sexual revolution to religious pogroms.
  • : Following new legislation in Bisim, inheritance tax has recently been abolished.
  • : Following new legislation in Bisim, the government is engaging in an agricultural trade war with Maxtopia.
  • : Bisim was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Cheese Export Sector, Most Developed, and Most Avoided.
  • : Following new legislation in Bisim, laws are littered with references to cheese.

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