Largest Agricultural Sector: 225th Rudest Citizens: 3,268th Lowest Overall Tax Burden: 4,339th
The Narnian Republic of
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The Narnian Republic of Bisim is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Golg with a fair hand, and renowned for its pith helmet sales, sprawling nuclear power plants, and keen interest in outer space. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless, devout population of 11.91 billion Bisis are effectively ruled by a group of massive corporations, who run for political office and provide their well-off citizens with world-class goods and services. Their poorer citizens, however, are mostly starving to death while being urged to go out and get real jobs. The populace has reasonably extensive civil rights, although these are mostly aimed at allowing them to buy whatever they like.

The tiny government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order, Spirituality, and Education also on the agenda, while Social Policy and Welfare receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Lombardi. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 3.4%.

The all-consuming Bisimian economy, worth a remarkable 1,684 trillion Jewels a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Beef-Based Agriculture industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Information Technology. Average income is an impressive 141,427 Jewels, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 618,400 per year while the poor average 20,405, a ratio of 30.3 to 1.

Lombardi has become the number one destination for urban exploration in Cair Paravel, foreign governments are looking into weaponizing the infamous Bisimian bee, motorway service stations often have a higher population than the hinterland villages that the roads lead to, and young and brooding teens are welcomed with open arms to the Dogwarts School of Strangness and Sorcery. Crime, especially youth-related, is a major problem. Bisim's national animal is the Salamander, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

Bisim is ranked 165,063rd in the world and 11th in Cair Paravel for Most Subsidized Industry, scoring -17.61 on the Gilded Widget Scale.

Largest Agricultural Sector: 225thTop
Rudest Citizens: 3,268thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 4,339thHighest Crime Rates: 4,433rdHighest Wealthy Incomes: 4,789thMost Armed: 5,129thHighest Economic Output: 5,247thFattest Citizens: 5,337thMost Devout: 5,455thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 7,416thLargest Mining Sector: 7,929thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 8,117thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 8,239thTop
Largest Populations: 8,442ndGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 8,879thLargest Insurance Industry: 10,631stLargest Cheese Export Sector: 11,755thLargest Information Technology Sector: 11,781stHighest Average Incomes: 12,391stLargest Soda Pop Sector: 13,398thMost Scientifically Advanced: 14,220thLeast Corrupt Governments: 14,312th
Highest Wealthy Incomes: 1st in the regionRudest Citizens: 1st in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1st in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1st in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 1st in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 1st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Bisim was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Manufacturing Sector.
  • : Bisim was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector.
  • : Bisim voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Liberate Utopia"".
  • : Bisim voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Humanitarian Aid Expansion Act".
  • : Bisim was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Mining Sector.
  • : Bisim was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector and the Top 10% for Most Scientifically Advanced.
  • : Bisim voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Liberate California".
  • : Bisim's influence in Cair Paravel fell from "Dealmaker" to "Instigator".
  • : Bisim voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Liberate The Place that has No Big Banks".
  • : Bisim's influence in Cair Paravel rose from "Instigator" to "Dealmaker".


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