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The People's Republic of Birchwater

“Ars longa, vita brevis”

Category: Left-wing Utopia
Civil Rights:
World Benchmark
Economy:
Imploded
Political Freedoms:
Widely Abused

Regional Influence: Hegemony

Location: Terroir

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The People's Republic of Birchwater is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Leader with a fair hand, and renowned for its complete lack of prisons. Its compassionate, intelligent population of 18.194 billion are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whoever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, liberal government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Education, the Environment, and Social Equality. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Birchwater City. The average income tax rate is 100%. The private sector is almost wholly made up of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out.

The recently unemployed can often be seen at the local homeless shelter, much of Birchwater's computer network is controlled by a rampant artificial intelligence, the government helps teach children how to kill a man from six paces, and citizens are expected to be proficient in at least five languages. Crime is totally unknown. Birchwater's national animal is the Black-capped Chickadee, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its currency is the flugle.

Birchwater is ranked 2nd in Terroir and 101,626th in the world for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring -30 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 90 minutes ago

  • 60 minutes ago: Birchwater voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Sustainable Fishing Act".
  • 22 hours ago: Following new legislation in Birchwater, citizens are expected to be proficient in at least five languages.
  • 22 hours ago: Following new legislation in Birchwater, the government helps teach children how to kill a man from six paces.
  • 1 day 22 hours ago: Following new legislation in Birchwater, much of Birchwater's computer network is controlled by a rampant artificial intelligence.
  • 1 day 22 hours ago: Following new legislation in Birchwater, the recently unemployed can often be seen at the local homeless shelter.
  • 3 days 1 hour ago: Birchwater voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Fairness in Multilateral Trade".
  • 6 days ago: Following new legislation in Birchwater, students in Birchwater's schools rarely attend their classes.
  • 6 days ago: Following new legislation in Birchwater, the people elect the Supreme Court justices directly.
  • 7 days ago: Following new legislation in Birchwater, the "Underwear of Women in Power" issue of The Birchwater City Times is sold out.
  • 7 days ago: Following new legislation in Birchwater, businesses that prove successful are immediately broken up.

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