The Rogue Nation of
Corporate Police State
Bite me
Regional Influence
Minnow
Region
Civil Rights
Rare
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Outlawed

Overview People Government Economy Trend Analysis

The Rogue Nation of Bingbongia is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by The all knowing Me with an iron fist, and notable for its deadly medical pandemics, zero percent divorce rate, and keen interest in outer space. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 7.858 billion Bingbongians are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic, pro-business, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Stink bog. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 93.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Bingbongian economy, worth a remarkable 4,886 trillion dorrahs a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is a breathtaking 621,905 dorrahs, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 4,078,965 per year while the poor average 37,128, a ratio of 109 to 1.

The country has been 'going shopping' by annexing nearby nations for their resources, scenic mountain valleys are flooded with water as damming projects get underway, warfare increasingly resembles a video game, and retail stores offer sales every hour on the hour. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Bingbongia's national animal is the crackwhore, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is The worship of Me.

Bingbongia is ranked 34th in Balder and 554th in the world for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector, scoring 11 on the Pepperoni Propulsion Productivity Index.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 22 days ago

  • 20 hours ago: Bingbongia was ranked in the Top 1% of the region for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector.
  • 1 day 19 hours ago: Bingbongia was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Fattest Citizens (last census: Top 1%).
  • 1 day 20 hours ago: Bingbongia was ranked in the Top 5% of the region for Fattest Citizens.
  • 2 days 20 hours ago: Bingbongia was ranked in the Top 5% of the region for Highest Drug Use.
  • 3 days 20 hours ago: Bingbongia was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Most Devout.
  • 5 days ago: Bingbongia was ranked in the Top 1% of the region for Shortest Average Lifespan.
  • 7 days ago: Bingbongia was ranked in the Top 1% of the region for Most Avoided.
  • 8 days ago: Bingbongia was ranked in the Top 5% of the region for Most Pro-Market.
  • 9 days ago: Bingbongia was ranked in the Top 5% of the region for Most Extreme.
  • 11 days ago: Bingbongia fell out of the world Top 5% for Most Armed.

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