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The Rogue Nation of Bingbongia

“Bite me”

Category: Corporate Police State
Civil Rights:
Few
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Outlawed

Regional Influence: Minnow

Location: the Pacific

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The Rogue Nation of Bingbongia is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by The all knowing Me with an iron fist, and renowned for its anti-smoking policies. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 6.367 billion Bingbongians are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt, pro-business government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Defence, Law & Order, and Commerce. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Stink bog. The average income tax rate is 100%. A powerhouse of a private sector is led by the Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Automobile Manufacturing industries.

Crackwhores with strange deformities like three eyes and tentacles have been seen prancing through the countryside where industrial waste is dumped, bicyclists are banned from major roads, the Great Bingbongia Desert is reputedly the most uninhabitable place in the region, and school uniforms are compulsory. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force. Bingbongia's national animal is the crackwhore, which is also the nation's favorite main course, its national religion is The worship of Me, and its currency is the dorrah.

Bingbongia is ranked 7th in the Pacific and 205th in the world for Lowest Unemployment Rates, scoring 1,711 on the Workforce Participation Versus Theoretical Maximum Metric.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 9 hours ago

  • 5 hours ago: Following new legislation in Bingbongia, school uniforms are compulsory.
  • 17 hours ago: Following new legislation in Bingbongia, the Great Bingbongia Desert is reputedly the most uninhabitable place in the region.
  • 17 hours ago: Following new legislation in Bingbongia, bicyclists are banned from major roads.
  • 17 hours ago: Following new legislation in Bingbongia, crackwhores with strange deformities like three eyes and tentacles have been seen prancing through the countryside where industrial waste is dumped.
  • 17 hours ago: Following new legislation in Bingbongia, citizens must have a license to operate a computer.
  • 2 days 17 hours ago: Following new legislation in Bingbongia, the government has begun selling heroin and ecstasy to help fund its projects.
  • 2 days 17 hours ago: Following new legislation in Bingbongia, the government blames all suspicious phenomena on flying saucers.
  • 3 days 17 hours ago: Following new legislation in Bingbongia, citizens living in underground cities have developed a healthy green glow.
  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in Bingbongia, tombstones are ten feet high to accommodate the names of inhabitants.
  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in Bingbongia, the internet has been placed under government control.

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