The Rogue Nation of
Corporate Police State
Bite me
Regional Influence
Minnow
Region
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Outlawed

Overview People Government Economy Trend Analysis

The Rogue Nation of Bingbongia is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by The all knowing Me with an iron fist, and renowned for its zero percent divorce rate, digital currency, and keen interest in outer space. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 7.544 billion Bingbongians are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic, pro-business, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Stink bog. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 93.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Bingbongian economy, worth a remarkable 4,682 trillion dorrahs a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is a breathtaking 620,712 dorrahs, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 4,325,592 per year while the poor average 30,881, a ratio of 140 to 1.

New urban roads are threatening city parks, protesters are up in arms over new nuclear power stations, Red Cross demand for body bags is rising while sutures go unused, and the sound of wooden legs echo throughout Bingbongia after the recent introduction of the Foot Tax. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Bingbongia's national animal is the crackwhore, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is The worship of Me.

Bingbongia is ranked 4,558th in the Pacific and 109,999th in the world for Stupidest Citizens, scoring 9 on the Average Edu-UNtellignce® Test Score.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 10 days ago

  • 16 days ago: Bingbongia fell out of the world Top 10% for Most Godforsaken.
  • 16 days ago: Bingbongia fell out of the regional Top 5% for Most Godforsaken.
  • 17 days ago: Bingbongia was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Gambling Industry (last census: Top 1%).
  • 18 days ago: Bingbongia was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Drug Use (last census: Top 1%).
  • 18 days ago: Bingbongia was ranked in the Top 5% of the region for Highest Drug Use (last census: Top 1%).
  • 19 days ago: Following new legislation in Bingbongia, the sound of wooden legs echo throughout Bingbongia after the recent introduction of the Foot Tax.
  • 19 days ago: Following new legislation in Bingbongia, Red Cross demand for body bags is rising while sutures go unused.
  • 20 days ago: Following new legislation in Bingbongia, protesters are up in arms over new nuclear power stations.
  • 21 days ago: Following new legislation in Bingbongia, new urban roads are threatening city parks.
  • 21 days ago: Following new legislation in Bingbongia, poets and writers are regularly rounded up and shot for entertainment.

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