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The Rogue Nation of Bingbongia

“Bite me”

Category: Corporate Police State
Civil Rights:
Rare
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Outlawed

Regional Influence: Minnow

Location: the Pacific

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The Rogue Nation of Bingbongia is a massive, safe nation, ruled by The all knowing Me with an iron fist, and renowned for its compulsory military service. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 3.103 billion, 3.087 billion of whom are zombies, Bingbongians are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt, moralistic, pro-business government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Defence, Law & Order, and Commerce. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Stink bog. The average income tax rate is 100%. A powerhouse of a private sector is led by the Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Automobile Manufacturing industries.

Bingbongia's schoolchildren are manufactured into a segregated bunch of soldiers, religious zealots, and computer technicians, the government is a law unto itself, nuclear warheads are frequently launched into space as a warning to invading meteoroids, and citizens living in underground cities have developed a healthy green glow. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force. Bingbongia's national animal is the crackwhore, which is also the nation's favorite main course, its national religion is The worship of Me, and its currency is the dorrah.

Bingbongia is ranked 12th in the Pacific and 244th in the world for Largest Manufacturing Sector, scoring 39 on the Gooback-Jerbs Productivity Index.

Bingbongia is currently considering its options.

People: 16,116,595

Zombies: 3,087,227,263

Dead: 3,687,253,607

Survival Rate: 0.24%

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 20 hours ago

  • 7 hours ago: Bingbongia was struck by a Cure Missile from The Commonwealth of Amelapald, curing 3 million infected.
  • 9 hours ago: Following new legislation in Bingbongia, citizens living in underground cities have developed a healthy green glow.
  • 21 hours ago: Following new legislation in Bingbongia, nuclear warheads are frequently launched into space as a warning to invading meteoroids.
  • 1 day 9 hours ago: Following new legislation in Bingbongia, the government is a law unto itself.
  • 1 day 9 hours ago: Following new legislation in Bingbongia, Bingbongia's schoolchildren are manufactured into a segregated bunch of soldiers, religious zealots, and computer technicians.
  • 2 days 9 hours ago: Following new legislation in Bingbongia, the government enforces a policy of 'from each according to their ability, to each according to the available budget'.
  • 2 days 21 hours ago: Following new legislation in Bingbongia, citizens who become homeless are immediately executed.
  • 3 days 21 hours ago: Following new legislation in Bingbongia, the government's only official statement on the burning down of Stink bog was that 'they shouldn't have been so careless'.
  • 3 days 21 hours ago: Following new legislation in Bingbongia, bicyclists are banned from major roads.
  • 3 days 21 hours ago: Following new legislation in Bingbongia, punitive tariffs protect local industry.

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