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The Rogue Nation of Bingbongia

“Bite me”

Category: Corporate Police State
Civil Rights:
Some
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Outlawed

Regional Influence: Minnow

Location: the Pacific

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The Rogue Nation of Bingbongia is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by The all knowing Me with an iron fist, and notable for its compulsory military service. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 6.241 billion Bingbongians are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt, pro-business government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Defence, Law & Order, and Commerce. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Stink bog. The average income tax rate is 99%. A powerhouse of a private sector is led by the Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Automobile Manufacturing industries.

The commercialisation of highly deadly weapons has instilled Bingbongia with a very polite populace, Bingbongia Barrier Island residents anxiously await their 'Bridge to Somewhere', female newsreaders distract the nation by breastfeeding during broadcast, and the country is preparing for war. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force. Bingbongia's national animal is the crackwhore, which is also the nation's favorite main course, its national religion is The worship of Me, and its currency is the dorrah.

Bingbongia is ranked 3,414th in the Pacific and 111,138th in the world for Most Average, scoring -1,448 on the Average Standarized Normality Scale.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 1 day 18 hours ago

  • 1 day 9 hours ago: Following new legislation in Bingbongia, the country is preparing for war.
  • 1 day 9 hours ago: Following new legislation in Bingbongia, female newsreaders distract the nation by breastfeeding during broadcast.
  • 1 day 9 hours ago: Following new legislation in Bingbongia, Bingbongia Barrier Island residents anxiously await their 'Bridge to Somewhere'.
  • 2 days 21 hours ago: Following new legislation in Bingbongia, the commercialisation of highly deadly weapons has instilled Bingbongia with a very polite populace.
  • 2 days 21 hours ago: Following new legislation in Bingbongia, one-stop superstores divide and conquer family businesses.
  • 2 days 21 hours ago: Following new legislation in Bingbongia, roads are often attended by round-the-clock construction crews.
  • 2 days 21 hours ago: Following new legislation in Bingbongia, fancy dress parties are raided by military police for new recruits.
  • 7 days ago: Following new legislation in Bingbongia, police officers have nearly cracked a major underage astronomy syndicate.
  • 7 days ago: Following new legislation in Bingbongia, immigrant herding has become a national pastime.
  • 8 days ago: Following new legislation in Bingbongia, all citizens are solely referenced by their allocated identity number.

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