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The Rogue Nation of Bingbongia

“Bite me”

Category: Corporate Police State
Civil Rights:
Unheard Of
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Outlawed

Regional Influence: Minnow

Location: the Pacific

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The Rogue Nation of Bingbongia is a colossal, economically powerful nation, ruled by The all knowing Me with an iron fist, and renowned for its compulsory military service. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 7.317 billion Bingbongians are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic, pro-business, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Stink bog. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 91.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Bingbongian economy, worth a remarkable 4,553 trillion dorrahs a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is a breathtaking 622,345 dorrahs, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 4,081,854 per year while the poor average 37,154, a ratio of 109 to 1.

Only the rich can afford the latest medical innovations, it's always rabbit season, fewer people are bathing as citizens must show ration stamps before they can turn on their faucets, and naturists are jailed regularly for indecent exposure. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Bingbongia's national animal is the crackwhore, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is The worship of Me.

Bingbongia is ranked 804th in the Pacific and 21,871st in the world for Most Authoritarian, with 1.202 Stalins.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 14 hours ago

  • 8 hours ago: Following new legislation in Bingbongia, naturists are jailed regularly for indecent exposure.
  • 8 hours ago: Following new legislation in Bingbongia, fewer people are bathing as citizens must show ration stamps before they can turn on their faucets.
  • 1 day 20 hours ago: Following new legislation in Bingbongia, it's always rabbit season.
  • 1 day 20 hours ago: Following new legislation in Bingbongia, only the rich can afford the latest medical innovations.
  • 1 day 20 hours ago: Following new legislation in Bingbongia, the people are famous throughout the region for their bleached-white teeth.
  • 1 day 20 hours ago: Following new legislation in Bingbongia, construction of the Really Big Hadron Collider is underway.
  • 1 day 20 hours ago: Following new legislation in Bingbongia, the government regularly hires contractors to construct high rise apartments.
  • 8 days ago: Bingbongia was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Drug Use (last census: Top 5%).
  • 8 days ago: Bingbongia was ranked in the Top 1% of the region for Highest Drug Use (last census: Top 5%).
  • 9 days ago: Following new legislation in Bingbongia, environmental protestors are being rounded up and taken away in sinister black vans as a massive land development campaign gets underway.

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