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The Rogue Nation of Bingbongia

“Bite me”

Category: Compulsory Consumerist State
Civil Rights:
Below Average
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Outlawed

Regional Influence: Minnow

Location: the Pacific

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The Rogue Nation of Bingbongia is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by The all knowing Me with an iron fist, and notable for its unlimited-speed roads. Its hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 5.617 billion are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt, pro-business government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Defence, Law & Order, and Commerce. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Stink bog. The average income tax rate is 99%. A powerhouse of a private sector is led by the Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Automobile Manufacturing industries.

Protests are prohibited from blocking traffic, young children are regularly seen wagering pocket money at blackjack tables, the government seizes all major gold finds, and phone taps are frequently carried out by the police. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force. Bingbongia's national animal is the crackwhore, which is also the nation's favorite main course, its national religion is The worship of Me, and its currency is the dorrah.

Bingbongia is ranked 10th in the Pacific and 266th in the world for Most Avoided, scoring 4,870 on the Kardashian Reflex Score.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 3 hours ago

  • 22 hours ago: Following new legislation in Bingbongia, phone taps are frequently carried out by the police.
  • 1 day 10 hours ago: Following new legislation in Bingbongia, the government seizes all major gold finds.
  • 1 day 22 hours ago: Following new legislation in Bingbongia, young children are regularly seen wagering pocket money at blackjack tables.
  • 1 day 22 hours ago: Following new legislation in Bingbongia, protests are prohibited from blocking traffic.
  • 1 day 22 hours ago: Following new legislation in Bingbongia, fewer people are bathing as citizens must show ration stamps before they can turn on their faucets.
  • 1 day 22 hours ago: Following new legislation in Bingbongia, poets and writers are regularly rounded up and shot for entertainment.
  • 1 day 22 hours ago: Following new legislation in Bingbongia, crackwhore racing stadiums are open 24/7.
  • 7 days ago: Following new legislation in Bingbongia, the nation leads the Pacific in per capita stalking.
  • 7 days ago: Following new legislation in Bingbongia, police officers have nearly cracked a major underage astronomy syndicate.
  • 7 days ago: Following new legislation in Bingbongia, children spout "Bite me" involuntarily throughout the day.

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