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The Rogue Nation of Bingbongia

“Bite me”

Category: Corporate Police State
Civil Rights:
Rare
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Outlawed

Regional Influence: Minnow

Location: the Pacific

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The Rogue Nation of Bingbongia is a colossal, economically powerful nation, ruled by The all knowing Me with an iron fist, and notable for its keen interest in outer space. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 6.749 billion Bingbongians are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt, moralistic, pro-business government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Defence, Law & Order, and Commerce. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Stink bog. The average income tax rate is 100%. A powerhouse of a private sector is led by the Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Uranium Mining industries.

Mining is the nation's most dangerous occupation, crime suspects are forced to submit to blood testing, it's always rabbit season, and young children are regularly seen wagering pocket money at blackjack tables. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force. Bingbongia's national animal is the crackwhore, which is also the nation's favorite main course, its national religion is The worship of Me, and its currency is the dorrah.

Bingbongia is ranked 3,960th in the Pacific and 112,814th in the world for Best Weather, with -2,300 Metres of Sunlight Above Expected.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 14 hours ago

  • 11 hours ago: Following new legislation in Bingbongia, young children are regularly seen wagering pocket money at blackjack tables.
  • 1 day 11 hours ago: Following new legislation in Bingbongia, it's always rabbit season.
  • 1 day 11 hours ago: Following new legislation in Bingbongia, crime suspects are forced to submit to blood testing.
  • 2 days 11 hours ago: Following new legislation in Bingbongia, mining is the nation's most dangerous occupation.
  • 2 days 23 hours ago: Following new legislation in Bingbongia, the country's famous rainforests are being bulldozed by the mining industry.
  • 3 days 11 hours ago: Following new legislation in Bingbongia, lending firms are subject to strict government regulations.
  • 3 days 11 hours ago: Following new legislation in Bingbongia, naturists are jailed regularly for indecent exposure.
  • 3 days 11 hours ago: Following new legislation in Bingbongia, criminals are thrown to the crackwhores to repay their debt to society.
  • 3 days 11 hours ago: Following new legislation in Bingbongia, birds and children's kites are regularly brought down by anti-aircraft fire.
  • 3 days 22 hours ago: Bingbongia was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Drug Use (last census: Top 5%).

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