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The Rogue Nation of Bingbongia

“Bite me”

Category: Compulsory Consumerist State
Civil Rights:
Below Average
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Unheard Of

Regional Influence: Minnow

Location: the Pacific

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The Rogue Nation of Bingbongia is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by The all knowing Me with an iron fist, and remarkable for its complete absence of social welfare. Its hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 5.657 billion are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt, pro-business government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Defence, Law & Order, and Commerce. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Stink bog. The average income tax rate is 100%. A powerhouse of a private sector is led by the Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Automobile Manufacturing industries.

Ollie the Oiled Seal welcomes throngs of tourists to the newly opened Oil Oasis Water Park, there has been a series of riots between local cannibals and health food advocates, the world outside is only known of in folklore, and nobody ever seems to enter or leave the armour-plated flying castle that serves as Bingbongia's House of Parliament. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force. Bingbongia's national animal is the crackwhore, which is also the nation's favorite main course, its national religion is The worship of Me, and its currency is the dorrah.

Bingbongia is ranked 2,645th in the Pacific and 68,162nd in the world for Highest Drug Use, scoring 57 on the Pineapple Fondness Rating.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 12 hours ago

  • 80 minutes ago: Following new legislation in Bingbongia, nobody ever seems to enter or leave the armour-plated flying castle that serves as Bingbongia's House of Parliament.
  • 13 hours ago: Following new legislation in Bingbongia, the world outside is only known of in folklore.
  • 13 hours ago: Following new legislation in Bingbongia, there has been a series of riots between local cannibals and health food advocates.
  • 1 day 13 hours ago: Following new legislation in Bingbongia, Ollie the Oiled Seal welcomes throngs of tourists to the newly opened Oil Oasis Water Park.
  • 1 day 13 hours ago: Following new legislation in Bingbongia, the government is a law unto itself.
  • 1 day 13 hours ago: Following new legislation in Bingbongia, a survey of the nation's rivers and children has shown that pesticide levels are at an all-time regional high.
  • 3 days 13 hours ago: Following new legislation in Bingbongia, mobile phone masts are being erected all over the country.
  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in Bingbongia, the tenet of free speech is held dear.
  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in Bingbongia, the police have reaffirmed their tough stance on drugs.
  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in Bingbongia, nudity is frowned upon.

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