The Rogue Nation of
Corporate Police State
Bite me
Regional Influence
Minnow
Region
Civil Rights
Rare
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Outlawed

Overview People Government Economy Trend Analysis

The Rogue Nation of Bingbongia is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by The all knowing Me with an iron fist, and renowned for its parental licensing program, strictly enforced bedtime, and rampant corporate plagiarism. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 7.679 billion Bingbongians are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic, pro-business, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Stink bog. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 93.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Bingbongian economy, worth a remarkable 4,750 trillion dorrahs a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is a breathtaking 618,699 dorrahs, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 4,180,911 per year while the poor average 33,859, a ratio of 123 to 1.

Schoolchildren have twice-weekly sex education classes, government popup ads are springing up like weeds, the government spends millions of dorrahs every year prosecuting spammers, and the nation has always been at war with Bigtopia. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force. Bingbongia's national animal is the crackwhore, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is The worship of Me.

Bingbongia is ranked 10th in the Pacific and 357th in the world for Largest Information Technology Sector, scoring 21 on the Fann-Boi Productivity Index.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 19 days ago

  • 8 days ago: Bingbongia was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Average Tax Rates (last census: Top 1%).
  • 10 days ago: Bingbongia was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Influential (last census: Top 10%).
  • 19 days ago: Following new legislation in Bingbongia, the nation has always been at war with Bigtopia.
  • 19 days ago: Following new legislation in Bingbongia, the government spends millions of dorrahs every year prosecuting spammers.
  • 19 days ago: Following new legislation in Bingbongia, government popup ads are springing up like weeds.
  • 19 days ago: Following new legislation in Bingbongia, schoolchildren have twice-weekly sex education classes.
  • 19 days ago: Following new legislation in Bingbongia, students abandon classrooms for online education.
  • 22 days ago: Bingbongia was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Publishing Industry (last census: Top 1%).
  • 22 days ago: Bingbongia was ranked in the Top 5% of the region for Largest Publishing Industry (last census: Top 1%).
  • 39 days ago: Bingbongia fell out of the world Top 10% for Most Godforsaken.

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