Highest Drug Use: 133rd Largest Soda Pop Sector: 166th Largest Gambling Industry: 269th
The Waterskiing Squirrels of
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The Waterskiing Squirrels of Bilge Rat Ronnie is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Bilge Rat Ronnie with an iron fist, and renowned for its compulsory military service, flagrant waste-dumping, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 20.686 billion Bilge Rats are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

The minute, corrupt, pro-business, well-organized government, or what there is of one, is solely concerned with Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bandanaland. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Bilge Rattish economy, worth a remarkable 5,911 trillion assorted pieceses of 8 a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Soda Sales, Arms Manufacturing, and Uranium Mining. Average income is an amazing 285,759 assorted pieceses of 8, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,489,663 per year while the poor average 29,539, a ratio of 50.4 to 1.

The populace harbors a fierce hatred of the metric system, heart attacks are regarded as a coming of age ritual, visions of giant pink Mangy Scurvy Bilge Rats are a common side effect after Bilge Rats eat their meals, and foreign planes and migratory birds are shot down as spies. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, probably because of the absence of a police force. Bilge Rat Ronnie's national animal is the Mangy Scurvy Bilge Rat, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Jack Sparrow Worship.

Bilge Rat Ronnie is ranked 190,897th in the world and 320th in Yggdrasil for Most Advanced Public Transport, scoring -24.49 on the Societal Mobility Rating.

Highest Drug Use: 133rdLargest Soda Pop Sector: 166thLargest Gambling Industry: 269thFattest Citizens: 286thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 320thMost Armed: 372ndLowest Overall Tax Burden: 409thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 448thHighest Crime Rates: 483rdMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 494thHighest Economic Output: 579thMost Avoided: 665thMost Rebellious Youth: 751stHighest Wealthy Incomes: 865thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 878thLargest Retail Industry: 925thLargest Mining Sector: 1,220thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1,318thHighest Average Incomes: 1,364thTop
Most Corrupt Governments: 2,157thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 2,450thLargest Insurance Industry: 2,486thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2,537thLargest Populations: 2,658thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 2,737thMost Ignorant Citizens: 3,131stLargest Cheese Export Sector: 5,216thRudest Citizens: 5,408thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 6,571stLargest Black Market: 7,119thMost Scientifically Advanced: 8,803rdTop
Largest Information Technology Sector: 10,825thMost Pro-Market: 11,351stNudest: 12,764thLargest Publishing Industry: 13,208thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 17,082ndMost Efficient Economies: 18,330th
Highest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1st in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1st in the regionFattest Citizens: 2nd in the regionMost Armed: 2nd in the regionHighest Drug Use: 2nd in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 3rd in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 3rd in the regionMost Avoided: 3rd in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 3rd in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 3rd in the regionTop
Largest Retail Industry: 5th in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 5th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 5th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 6th in the regionLargest Populations: 6th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 6th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 6th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 8th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 8th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 8th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 9th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 9th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 9th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 11th in the regionRudest Citizens: 14th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 15th in the regionMost Pro-Market: 16th in the regionTop
Largest Black Market: 18th in the region

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