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The Fabulous Red Bandana of Bilge Rat Ronnie

“Nullas Anxietas”

Category: Compulsory Consumerist State
Civil Rights:
Very Good
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Outlawed

Regional Influence: Vassal

Location: The Skeleton Army

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The Fabulous Red Bandana of Bilge Rat Ronnie is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Bilge Rat Ronnie with an iron fist, and notable for its keen interest in outer space. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 16.769 billion Bilge Rats are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

There is no government in the normal sense of the word; however, a small group of community-minded, corrupt, pro-business individuals is effectively ruled by the Department of Defence, with areas such as Religion & Spirituality and the Environment receiving almost no funds by comparison. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bandanaland. Income tax is unheard of. A powerhouse of a private sector is led by the Uranium Mining, Arms Manufacturing, and Woodchip Exports industries.

Eight year-olds can be seen lighting up in public areas, homeless people are frequently charged with trespassing on public property, chemically brainwashed citizens praise Bilge Rat Ronnie's name on an hourly basis, and teenagers across the country are celebrating the defeat of a national curfew bill. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is crippling, and the police force struggles against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Bilge Rat Ronnie's national animal is the Mangy Scurvy Bilge Rat, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, its national religion is Jack Sparrow Worship, and its currency is the assorted pieces of 8.

Bilge Rat Ronnie is ranked 2nd in The Skeleton Army and 647th in the world for Most Rebellious Youth, scoring 107 on the Stark-Dean Displacement Index.

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