The Pirate Ship of
Benevolent Dictatorship
Nullas Anxietas
Regional Influence
Minnow
Region
Civil Rights
Superb
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

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The Pirate Ship of Bilge Rat Ronnie is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Bilge Rat Ronnie with an iron fist, and remarkable for its deadly medical pandemics, public floggings, and smutty television. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 18.277 billion Bilge Rats enjoy great individual freedoms in everything except elections, which, where they exist at all, are populist shams for a dictatorship government that has no intention of ever giving up power.

The minute, corrupt, liberal, pro-business, well-organized government, or what there is of one, is effectively ruled by the Department of Defense, with Spirituality and Environment not funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bandanaland. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Bilge Rattish economy, worth a remarkable 4,818 trillion assorted pieceses of 8 a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, and Soda Sales. Average income is an amazing 263,610 assorted pieceses of 8, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,837,036 per year while the poor average 13,114, a ratio of 140 to 1.

The government has declared its commitment to multilateralism, Bilge Rat Ronnie is refusing to make decisions until the Moon is out of Capricorn, prominent cultural symbols are featured on the backs of cereal boxes, and concussed Mangy Scurvy Bilge Ratball players cannot remember their lineup position. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Bilge Rat Ronnie's national animal is the Mangy Scurvy Bilge Rat, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Jack Sparrow Worship.

Bilge Rat Ronnie is ranked 3rd in Yggdrasil and 669th in the world for Most Rebellious Youth, scoring 113 on the Stark-Dean Displacement Index.

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