Largest Soda Pop Sector: 168th Largest Gambling Industry: 294th Fattest Citizens: 319th
The Cruises of
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The Cruises of Bilge Rat Ronnie is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Bilge Rat Ronnie with an iron fist, and notable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, enslaved workforce, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 21.987 billion Bilge Rats enjoy great individual freedoms in everything except elections, which, where they exist at all, are populist shams for a dictatorship government that has no intention of ever giving up power.

The minute, corrupt, liberal, pro-business, well-organized government, or what there is of one, is solely concerned with Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bandanaland. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Bilge Rattish economy, worth a remarkable 6,334 trillion assorted pieceses of 8 a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Soda Sales, Arms Manufacturing, and Uranium Mining. Average income is an amazing 288,086 assorted pieceses of 8, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,529,599 per year while the poor average 28,665, a ratio of 53.4 to 1.

Speaking out against the government is punishable by flogging, Bandanaland has become the number one destination for urban exploration in Canada, violently opinionated speakers can be heard preaching their hateful views on every street corner, and hammering a nail into a wall is an effective death sentence. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, probably because of the absence of a police force. Bilge Rat Ronnie's national animal is the Mangy Scurvy Bilge Rat, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Jack Sparrow Worship.

Bilge Rat Ronnie is ranked 496th in the world and 1st in Canada for Highest Unexpected Death Rate, scoring 481.42 on the Bus Surprisal Index.

Largest Soda Pop Sector: 168thLargest Gambling Industry: 294thFattest Citizens: 319thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 361stMost Armed: 402ndLowest Overall Tax Burden: 435thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 494thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 496thHighest Crime Rates: 519thHighest Economic Output: 578thMost Avoided: 738thMost Rebellious Youth: 758thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 828thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 883rdLargest Retail Industry: 1,069thLargest Mining Sector: 1,236thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1,297thHighest Average Incomes: 1,461stTop
Most Corrupt Governments: 2,406thLargest Insurance Industry: 2,458thLargest Populations: 2,544thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2,557thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 2,653rdHighest Drug Use: 3,450thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 3,699thMost Ignorant Citizens: 3,814thRudest Citizens: 5,920thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 6,747thLargest Black Market: 7,257thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 7,860thTop
Nudest: 10,743rdMost Pro-Market: 12,296thMost Scientifically Advanced: 12,645thLargest Information Technology Sector: 15,298thMost Extreme: 15,774thMost Extensive Civil Rights: 16,004thLargest Publishing Industry: 17,020thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 17,229th
Lowest Overall Tax Burden: 1st in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1st in the regionFattest Citizens: 1st in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1st in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1st in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 1st in the regionTop
Greatest Rich-Poor Divides: 2nd in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 2nd in the regionMost Armed: 2nd in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 2nd in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 2nd in the regionMost Avoided: 2nd in the regionHighest Drug Use: 3rd in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 3rd in the regionMost Pro-Market: 3rd in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 4th in the regionMost Extreme: 4th in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 4th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 5th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 6th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 6th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 6th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 6th in the regionRudest Citizens: 7th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 7th in the regionTop
Largest Manufacturing Sector: 9th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 9th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 10th in the regionLargest Populations: 15th in the regionLargest Black Market: 16th in the region

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