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The Frightening Red Bandana of Bilge Rat Ronnie

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Category: Benevolent Dictatorship
Civil Rights:
Superb
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Outlawed

Regional Influence: Vassal

Location: The Skeleton Army

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The Frightening Red Bandana of Bilge Rat Ronnie is a gargantuan, economically powerful nation, ruled by Bilge Rat Ronnie with an iron fist, and renowned for its complete lack of public education. Its hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 16.221 billion enjoy great individual freedoms in everything except elections, which, where they exist at all, are populist shams for a dictatorship government that has no intention of ever giving up power.

There is no government in the normal sense of the word; however, a small group of community-minded, corrupt, pro-business individuals is effectively ruled by the Department of Defence, with areas such as Religion & Spirituality and the Environment receiving almost no funds by comparison. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bandanaland. Income tax is unheard of. A powerhouse of a private sector is led by the Uranium Mining, Arms Manufacturing, and Information Technology industries.

Bilge Rat Ronnie is notorious for its citizens' infidelity, same-sex marriages are increasingly common, military spending recently hit a new high, and it is illegal for police officers to carry out searches due to strict privacy laws. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is crippling, and the police force struggles against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Bilge Rat Ronnie's national animal is the Mangy Scurvy Bilge Rat, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, its national religion is Jack Sparrow Worship, and its currency is the assorted pieces of 8.

Bilge Rat Ronnie is ranked 1st in The Skeleton Army and 917th in the world for Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry, scoring 15 on the Tasmanian Pulp Environmental Export Index.

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