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The Frightening Red Bandana of Bilge Rat Ronnie

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Category: Compulsory Consumerist State
Civil Rights:
Very Good
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Outlawed

Regional Influence: Envoy

Location: The Skeleton Army

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The Frightening Red Bandana of Bilge Rat Ronnie is a gargantuan, economically powerful nation, ruled by Bilge Rat Ronnie with an iron fist, and renowned for its unlimited-speed roads. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 17.19 billion Bilge Rats are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

There is no government in the normal sense of the word; however, a small group of community-minded, corrupt, pro-business individuals is effectively ruled by the Department of Defence, with areas such as Religion & Spirituality and the Environment receiving almost no funds by comparison. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bandanaland. Income tax is unheard of. A powerhouse of a private sector is led by the Uranium Mining, Arms Manufacturing, and Information Technology industries.

People take government jobs for the frequent flier miles, criminals are thrown to the Mangy Scurvy Bilge Rats to repay their debt to society, tourists are flocking to the newly-built MeteorLand family resort, and thousands of former welfare recipients are in a revolutionary uproar as the rest of society is enjoying a hefty tax break. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is crippling, probably because of the country's utter lack of prisons. Bilge Rat Ronnie's national animal is the Mangy Scurvy Bilge Rat, which is also the nation's favorite main course, its national religion is Jack Sparrow Worship, and its currency is the assorted pieces of 8.

Bilge Rat Ronnie is ranked 2nd in The Skeleton Army and 1,633rd in the world for Most Godforsaken, with 196 Dawkins.

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