Largest Soda Pop Sector: 162nd Largest Gambling Industry: 282nd Fattest Citizens: 283rd
The Waterskiing Squirrels of
Benevolent Dictatorship
Nullas Anxietas
Regional Influence
Civil Rights
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

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The Waterskiing Squirrels of Bilge Rat Ronnie is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Bilge Rat Ronnie with an iron fist, and notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, enslaved workforce, and rampant corporate plagiarism. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 21.003 billion Bilge Rats enjoy great individual freedoms in everything except elections, which, where they exist at all, are populist shams for a dictatorship government that has no intention of ever giving up power.

The minute, corrupt, liberal, pro-business, well-organized government, or what there is of one, is solely concerned with Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bandanaland. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Bilge Rattish economy, worth a remarkable 6,050 trillion assorted pieceses of 8 a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Soda Sales, Arms Manufacturing, and Uranium Mining. Average income is an amazing 288,086 assorted pieceses of 8, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,529,599 per year while the poor average 28,665, a ratio of 53.4 to 1.

Speaking out against the government is punishable by flogging, Bandanaland has become the number one destination for urban exploration in Yggdrasil, violently opinionated speakers can be heard preaching their hateful views on every street corner, and hammering a nail into a wall is an effective death sentence. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, probably because of the absence of a police force. Bilge Rat Ronnie's national animal is the Mangy Scurvy Bilge Rat, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Jack Sparrow Worship.

Bilge Rat Ronnie is ranked 500th in the world and 1st in Yggdrasil for Most Politically Apathetic Citizens, with 81.31 Whatever.

Largest Soda Pop Sector: 162ndLargest Gambling Industry: 282ndFattest Citizens: 283rdLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 333rdMost Armed: 362ndLowest Overall Tax Burden: 417thHighest Crime Rates: 458thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 461stMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 500thHighest Economic Output: 573rdMost Avoided: 686thMost Rebellious Youth: 727thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 802ndHighest Wealthy Incomes: 819thLargest Retail Industry: 899thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1,175thLargest Mining Sector: 1,200thHighest Average Incomes: 1,377thTop
Most Corrupt Governments: 2,199thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 2,385thLargest Insurance Industry: 2,416thLargest Populations: 2,652ndHighest Drug Use: 2,680thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2,683rdLargest Manufacturing Sector: 2,790thMost Ignorant Citizens: 3,657thRudest Citizens: 4,180thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 5,502ndLargest Cheese Export Sector: 5,526thLargest Black Market: 7,147thTop
Nudest: 7,860thMost Pro-Market: 8,973rdMost Scientifically Advanced: 10,472ndMost Extreme: 12,341stLargest Information Technology Sector: 12,395thMost Extensive Civil Rights: 12,814thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 14,235th
Largest Soda Pop Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1st in the regionFattest Citizens: 2nd in the regionMost Armed: 2nd in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 3rd in the regionMost Avoided: 3rd in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 3rd in the regionTop
Highest Wealthy Incomes: 4th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 4th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 5th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 5th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 5th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 6th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 6th in the regionLargest Populations: 6th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 6th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 7th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 7th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 7th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 7th in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 7th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 9th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 9th in the regionMost Pro-Market: 9th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 10th in the regionRudest Citizens: 12th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 15th in the regionTop
Largest Black Market: 17th in the regionNudest: 20th in the regionMost Extreme: 23rd in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 30th in the region

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