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The Frightening Red Bandana of Bilge Rat Ronnie

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Category: Compulsory Consumerist State
Civil Rights:
Very Good
Political Freedoms:

Regional Influence: Minnow

Location: Yggdrasil


The Frightening Red Bandana of Bilge Rat Ronnie is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Bilge Rat Ronnie with an iron fist, and renowned for its absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 17.306 billion Bilge Rats are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

There is no government in the normal sense of the word; however, a small group of community-minded, corrupt, pro-business individuals is effectively ruled by the Department of Defence, with areas such as Religion & Spirituality and the Environment receiving almost no funds by comparison. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bandanaland. Income tax is unheard of. A powerhouse of a private sector is led by the Uranium Mining, Arms Manufacturing, and Information Technology industries.

Almost half of the child population live rough on the streets, the booming slave trade is now government-funded, inter-species marriages are ignored by the government, and Bilge Rat Ronnie has become a gigantic dustbowl filled with tourists and mean desperados. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is crippling, probably because of the country's utter lack of prisons. Bilge Rat Ronnie's national animal is the Mangy Scurvy Bilge Rat, which is also the nation's favorite main course, its national religion is Jack Sparrow Worship, and its currency is the assorted pieces of 8.

Bilge Rat Ronnie is ranked 43rd in Yggdrasil and 10,114th in the world for Most Subsidized Industry, scoring 52 on the Gilded Widget Scale.

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