Largest Soda Pop Sector: 163rd Largest Gambling Industry: 286th Fattest Citizens: 287th
The Waterskiing Squirrels of
Benevolent Dictatorship
Nullas Anxietas
Regional Influence
Civil Rights
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

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The Waterskiing Squirrels of Bilge Rat Ronnie is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Bilge Rat Ronnie with an iron fist, and renowned for its compulsory military service, rampant corporate plagiarism, and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 21.18 billion Bilge Rats enjoy great individual freedoms in everything except elections, which, where they exist at all, are populist shams for a dictatorship government that has no intention of ever giving up power.

The minute, corrupt, liberal, pro-business, well-organized government, or what there is of one, is solely concerned with Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bandanaland. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Bilge Rattish economy, worth a remarkable 6,101 trillion assorted pieceses of 8 a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Soda Sales, Arms Manufacturing, and Uranium Mining. Average income is an amazing 288,086 assorted pieceses of 8, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,529,599 per year while the poor average 28,665, a ratio of 53.4 to 1.

Speaking out against the government is punishable by flogging, Bandanaland has become the number one destination for urban exploration in Yggdrasil, violently opinionated speakers can be heard preaching their hateful views on every street corner, and hammering a nail into a wall is an effective death sentence. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, probably because of the absence of a police force. Bilge Rat Ronnie's national animal is the Mangy Scurvy Bilge Rat, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Jack Sparrow Worship.

Bilge Rat Ronnie is ranked 167,060th in the world and 462nd in Yggdrasil for Lowest Crime Rates, with 3.02 Law-abiding Acts Per Hour.

Largest Soda Pop Sector: 163rdLargest Gambling Industry: 286thFattest Citizens: 287thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 335thMost Armed: 379thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 425thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 469thHighest Crime Rates: 470thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 496thHighest Economic Output: 580thMost Avoided: 697thMost Rebellious Youth: 739thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 826thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 827thLargest Retail Industry: 922ndLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1,207thLargest Mining Sector: 1,224thHighest Average Incomes: 1,398thTop
Most Corrupt Governments: 2,234thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 2,451stLargest Insurance Industry: 2,453rdHighest Drug Use: 2,454thLargest Populations: 2,633rdLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2,702ndLargest Manufacturing Sector: 2,801stMost Ignorant Citizens: 3,556thRudest Citizens: 4,316thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 5,688thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 5,913thLargest Black Market: 7,152ndTop
Nudest: 8,818thMost Pro-Market: 9,701stMost Scientifically Advanced: 10,709thLargest Information Technology Sector: 12,427thMost Extreme: 13,948thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 14,026thMost Extensive Civil Rights: 14,941stLargest Publishing Industry: 15,494th
Largest Soda Pop Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 1st in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 2nd in the regionMost Armed: 2nd in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 2nd in the regionFattest Citizens: 3rd in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 4th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 4th in the regionMost Avoided: 4th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 4th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 4th in the regionTop
Largest Retail Industry: 5th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 6th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 7th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 7th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 7th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 8th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 8th in the regionLargest Populations: 8th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 8th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 8th in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 8th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 9th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 9th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 10th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 10th in the regionRudest Citizens: 12th in the regionMost Pro-Market: 12th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 17th in the regionLargest Black Market: 19th in the regionNudest: 23rd in the regionTop
Most Extreme: 26th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 46th in the region

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