The Squirrel Protectorate of
Benevolent Dictatorship
Nullas Anxietas
Regional Influence
Minnow
Region
Civil Rights
Superb
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Rare

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The Squirrel Protectorate of Bilge Rat Ronnie is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Bilge Rat Ronnie with an iron fist, and notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, deadly medical pandemics, and smutty television. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 19.191 billion Bilge Rats enjoy great individual freedoms in everything except elections, which, where they exist at all, are populist shams for a dictatorship government that has no intention of ever giving up power.

The minute, corrupt, pro-business, well-organized government, or what there is of one, is effectively ruled by the Department of Defense, with Spirituality and Environment not funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bandanaland. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Bilge Rattish economy, worth a remarkable 5,168 trillion assorted pieceses of 8 a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Gambling, Soda Sales, and Uranium Mining. Average income is an amazing 269,309 assorted pieceses of 8, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,429,903 per year while the poor average 26,796, a ratio of 53.4 to 1.

Bilge Rat Ronnie's soft-touch approach to diplomacy has made it known as the 'push-over' of the region, the lowest age at which one can marry has been recently lowered to 12, insurance companies charge extortionate premiums to cover homes near waterways, and fraternities are notorious for drunken hooliganism. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, probably because of the absence of a police force. Bilge Rat Ronnie's national animal is the Mangy Scurvy Bilge Rat, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Jack Sparrow Worship.

Bilge Rat Ronnie is ranked 467th in Yggdrasil and 128,951st in the world for Highest Average Tax Rates, scoring -20 on the Inverse Hayek Index.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Bilge Rat Ronnie lodged a message on the Yggdrasil Regional Message Board.
  • : Following new legislation in Bilge Rat Ronnie, fraternities are notorious for drunken hooliganism.
  • : Following new legislation in Bilge Rat Ronnie, insurance companies charge extortionate premiums to cover homes near waterways.
  • : Bilge Rat Ronnie lodged a message on the Yggdrasil Regional Message Board.
  • : Bilge Rat Ronnie lodged a message on the Yggdrasil Regional Message Board.
  • : Bilge Rat Ronnie was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Cheese Export Sector (last census: Top 1%).
  • : Following new legislation in Bilge Rat Ronnie, the lowest age at which one can marry has been recently lowered to 12.
  • : Bilge Rat Ronnie was ranked in the Top 5% of the region for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector.
  • : Bilge Rat Ronnie lodged a message on the Yggdrasil Regional Message Board.
  • : Following new legislation in Bilge Rat Ronnie, Bilge Rat Ronnie's soft-touch approach to diplomacy has made it known as the 'push-over' of the region.

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