Largest Soda Pop Sector: 166th Largest Gambling Industry: 296th Fattest Citizens: 308th
The Cruises of
Benevolent Dictatorship
Nullas Anxietas
Regional Influence
Civil Rights
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

Overview Factbook People Government Economy Rank Trend

The Cruises of Bilge Rat Ronnie is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Bilge Rat Ronnie with an iron fist, and renowned for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, ban on automobiles, and smutty television. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 21.575 billion Bilge Rats enjoy great individual freedoms in everything except elections, which, where they exist at all, are populist shams for a dictatorship government that has no intention of ever giving up power.

The minute, corrupt, liberal, pro-business, well-organized government, or what there is of one, is solely concerned with Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bandanaland. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Bilge Rattish economy, worth a remarkable 6,215 trillion assorted pieceses of 8 a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Soda Sales, Arms Manufacturing, and Uranium Mining. Average income is an amazing 288,086 assorted pieceses of 8, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,529,599 per year while the poor average 28,665, a ratio of 53.4 to 1.

Speaking out against the government is punishable by flogging, Bandanaland has become the number one destination for urban exploration in Canada, violently opinionated speakers can be heard preaching their hateful views on every street corner, and hammering a nail into a wall is an effective death sentence. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, probably because of the absence of a police force. Bilge Rat Ronnie's national animal is the Mangy Scurvy Bilge Rat, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Jack Sparrow Worship.

Bilge Rat Ronnie is ranked 7,191st in the world and 16th in Canada for Largest Black Market, with 42.9 trillion Standard Monetary Units.

Largest Soda Pop Sector: 166thLargest Gambling Industry: 296thFattest Citizens: 308thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 351stMost Armed: 392ndLowest Overall Tax Burden: 438thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 493rdHighest Crime Rates: 504thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 507thHighest Economic Output: 588thMost Avoided: 729thMost Rebellious Youth: 771stHighest Wealthy Incomes: 814thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 847thLargest Retail Industry: 1,010thLargest Mining Sector: 1,236thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1,249thHighest Average Incomes: 1,455thTop
Most Corrupt Governments: 2,317thLargest Insurance Industry: 2,453rdHighest Drug Use: 2,479thLargest Populations: 2,594thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2,611thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 2,689thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 3,114thMost Ignorant Citizens: 3,537thRudest Citizens: 5,204thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 6,419thLargest Black Market: 7,191stGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 7,275thTop
Nudest: 10,064thMost Scientifically Advanced: 11,428thMost Pro-Market: 11,644thLargest Information Technology Sector: 13,288thMost Extreme: 15,609thLargest Publishing Industry: 15,973rdLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 16,771stMost Extensive Civil Rights: 17,800thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 18,442nd
Largest Retail Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1st in the regionFattest Citizens: 1st in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1st in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1st in the regionTop
Highest Drug Use: 2nd in the regionMost Avoided: 2nd in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 2nd in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 2nd in the regionMost Armed: 2nd in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 2nd in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 2nd in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 3rd in the regionMost Pro-Market: 3rd in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 3rd in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 5th in the regionRudest Citizens: 5th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 5th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 6th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 6th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 6th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 7th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 7th in the regionMost Extreme: 7th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 8th in the regionTop
Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 9th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 11th in the regionLargest Black Market: 16th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:


View Forum posts


by Max Barry

Latest Forum Topics