The Squirrel Protectorate of
Compulsory Consumerist State
Nullas Anxietas
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The Squirrel Protectorate of Bilge Rat Ronnie is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Bilge Rat Ronnie with an iron fist, and renowned for its enslaved workforce, smutty television, and complete lack of public education. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 19.42 billion Bilge Rats are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

The minute, corrupt, pro-business, well-organized government, or what there is of one, is effectively ruled by the Department of Defense, with Spirituality and Environment not funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bandanaland. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Bilge Rattish economy, worth a remarkable 5,281 trillion assorted pieceses of 8 a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Gambling, Uranium Mining, and Soda Sales. Average income is an amazing 271,947 assorted pieceses of 8, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,639,032 per year while the poor average 20,294, a ratio of 80.8 to 1.

Bilge Rat Ronnie has become a gigantic dustbowl filled with tourists and mean desperados, pollution is on the rise along with government approvals of fracking projects, Mangy Scurvy Bilge Rat is one of the most popular forenames in Bilge Rat Ronnie, and one-stop superstores divide and conquer family businesses. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, probably because of the absence of a police force. Bilge Rat Ronnie's national animal is the Mangy Scurvy Bilge Rat, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Jack Sparrow Worship.

Bilge Rat Ronnie is ranked 160th in Quiet Cottage on the Edge of the Cosmos and 125,328th in the world for Most Pacifist, scoring -1,906 on the Lennon-Springsteen Scale.

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