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The Frightening Red Bandana of Bilge Rat Ronnie

“Nullas Anxietas”

Category: Compulsory Consumerist State
Civil Rights:
Very Good
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Outlawed

Regional Influence: Minnow

Location: Yggdrasil

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The Frightening Red Bandana of Bilge Rat Ronnie is a gargantuan, economically powerful nation, ruled by Bilge Rat Ronnie with an iron fist, and remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 17.324 billion Bilge Rats are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

There is no government in the normal sense of the word; however, a small group of community-minded, corrupt, pro-business individuals is effectively ruled by the Department of Defence, with areas such as Religion & Spirituality and the Environment receiving almost no funds by comparison. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bandanaland. Income tax is unheard of. A powerhouse of a private sector is led by the Uranium Mining, Arms Manufacturing, and Information Technology industries.

The booming slave trade is now government-funded, inter-species marriages are ignored by the government, Bilge Rat Ronnie has become a gigantic dustbowl filled with tourists and mean desperados, and citizens can be frequently spotted going about their business stark naked. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is crippling, probably because of the country's utter lack of prisons. Bilge Rat Ronnie's national animal is the Mangy Scurvy Bilge Rat, which is also the nation's favorite main course, its national religion is Jack Sparrow Worship, and its currency is the assorted pieces of 8.

Bilge Rat Ronnie is ranked 2nd in Yggdrasil and 499th in the world for Lowest Overall Tax Burden, scoring 14 on the Hayek Index.

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