The Pirate Ship of
Benevolent Dictatorship
Nullas Anxietas
Regional Influence
Minnow
Region
Civil Rights
Superb
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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The Pirate Ship of Bilge Rat Ronnie is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Bilge Rat Ronnie with an iron fist, and remarkable for its complete lack of prisons, keen interest in outer space, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 18.13 billion Bilge Rats enjoy great individual freedoms in everything except elections, which, where they exist at all, are populist shams for a dictatorship government that has no intention of ever giving up power.

The minute, corrupt, pro-business, well-organized government, or what there is of one, is effectively ruled by the Department of Defense, with Spirituality and Environment not funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bandanaland. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Bilge Rattish economy, worth a remarkable 4,795 trillion assorted pieceses of 8 a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, and Soda Sales. Average income is an amazing 264,480 assorted pieceses of 8, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,843,099 per year while the poor average 13,158, a ratio of 140 to 1.

Shanty towns are forming in the suburbs of major cities, stray cats threaten the fledgling avian-based internet, billions are being spent on a new island airport, and much of Bilge Rat Ronnie's computer network is controlled by a rampant artificial intelligence. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Bilge Rat Ronnie's national animal is the Mangy Scurvy Bilge Rat, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Jack Sparrow Worship.

Bilge Rat Ronnie is ranked 2nd in Yggdrasil and 731st in the world for Stupidest Citizens, scoring 21 on the Average Edu-UNtellignce® Test Score.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 11 hours ago

  • 6 hours ago: Following new legislation in Bilge Rat Ronnie, much of Bilge Rat Ronnie's computer network is controlled by a rampant artificial intelligence.
  • 16 hours ago: Bilge Rat Ronnie was ranked in the Top 1% of the region for Stupidest Citizens.
  • 1 day 6 hours ago: Following new legislation in Bilge Rat Ronnie, billions are being spent on a new island airport.
  • 1 day 20 hours ago: Bilge Rat Ronnie lodged a message on the Yggdrasil Regional Message Board.
  • 1 day 22 hours ago: Bilge Rat Ronnie lodged a message on the Yggdrasil Regional Message Board.
  • 2 days 6 hours ago: Following new legislation in Bilge Rat Ronnie, stray cats threaten the fledgling avian-based internet.
  • 2 days 10 hours ago: Bilge Rat Ronnie lodged a message on the The Skeleton Army Regional Message Board.
  • 3 days 17 hours ago: Bilge Rat Ronnie was ranked in the Top 5% of the region for Largest Manufacturing Sector.
  • 5 days ago: Following new legislation in Bilge Rat Ronnie, shanty towns are forming in the suburbs of major cities.
  • 5 days ago: Bilge Rat Ronnie was ranked in the Top 1% of the region for Largest Gambling Industry.

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