The Pirate Ship of
Compulsory Consumerist State
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The Pirate Ship of Bilge Rat Ronnie is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Bilge Rat Ronnie with an iron fist, and renowned for its enslaved workforce, compulsory military service, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 18.873 billion Bilge Rats are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

The minute, corrupt, pro-business, well-organized government, or what there is of one, is effectively ruled by the Department of Defense, with Spirituality and Environment not funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bandanaland. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Bilge Rattish economy, worth a remarkable 5,047 trillion assorted pieceses of 8 a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Gambling, Soda Sales, and Uranium Mining. Average income is an amazing 267,450 assorted pieceses of 8, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,296,551 per year while the poor average 31,934, a ratio of 40.6 to 1.

The minority party is vilified for everything from fires to earthquakes, notable individuals are granted land and titles, package deals offer tourists the chance to visit the frozen remains of the previous tour group, and popular candidates who don't suffer last-second political scandals tend to get fished out of the Bandanaland River. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Bilge Rat Ronnie's national animal is the Mangy Scurvy Bilge Rat, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Jack Sparrow Worship.

Bilge Rat Ronnie is ranked 4th in Yggdrasil and 814th in the world for Largest Retail Industry, scoring 13 on the Shrinkwrap Consignment Productivity Index.

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