The Pirate Ship of
Benevolent Dictatorship
Nullas Anxietas
Regional Influence
Minnow
Region
Civil Rights
Superb
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

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The Pirate Ship of Bilge Rat Ronnie is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Bilge Rat Ronnie with an iron fist, and notable for its deadly medical pandemics, frequent executions, and complete lack of public education. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 18.601 billion Bilge Rats enjoy great individual freedoms in everything except elections, which, where they exist at all, are populist shams for a dictatorship government that has no intention of ever giving up power.

The minute, corrupt, pro-business, well-organized government, or what there is of one, is effectively ruled by the Department of Defense, with Spirituality and Environment not funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bandanaland. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Bilge Rattish economy, worth a remarkable 4,940 trillion assorted pieceses of 8 a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, and Soda Sales. Average income is an amazing 265,581 assorted pieceses of 8, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,346,013 per year while the poor average 29,068, a ratio of 46.3 to 1.

The nation has declared war on all passing comets, the police force is rumoured to be made up of evil shadows with no souls, assault rifles sized for 7-year-olds are a frighteningly popular export, and children as young as twelve are conscripted into the armed forces. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Bilge Rat Ronnie's national animal is the Mangy Scurvy Bilge Rat, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Jack Sparrow Worship.

Bilge Rat Ronnie is ranked 3rd in Yggdrasil and 501st in the world for Shortest Average Lifespan, scoring 62 on the Bus Surprisal Index.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 3 hours ago

  • 5 minutes ago: Bilge Rat Ronnie was ranked in the Top 5% of the region for Most Rebellious Youth (last census: Top 1%).
  • 37 minutes ago: Following new legislation in Bilge Rat Ronnie, children as young as twelve are conscripted into the armed forces.
  • 23 hours ago: Bilge Rat Ronnie was ranked in the Top 5% of the region for Shortest Average Lifespan (last census: Top 1%).
  • 1 day 12 hours ago: Following new legislation in Bilge Rat Ronnie, assault rifles sized for 7-year-olds are a frighteningly popular export.
  • 2 days 7 hours ago: Bilge Rat Ronnie lodged a message on the Yggdrasil Regional Message Board.
  • 2 days 12 hours ago: Following new legislation in Bilge Rat Ronnie, the police force is rumoured to be made up of evil shadows with no souls.
  • 2 days 15 hours ago: Bilge Rat Ronnie lodged a message on the Yggdrasil Regional Message Board.
  • 3 days 23 hours ago: Bilge Rat Ronnie was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Pro-Market (last census: Top 5%).
  • 4 days ago: Bilge Rat Ronnie was ranked in the Top 5% of the region for Most Pro-Market.
  • 5 days ago: Bilge Rat Ronnie was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Most Extreme.

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