Largest Soda Pop Sector: 168th Largest Gambling Industry: 295th Fattest Citizens: 300th
The Keep the Ramen Option of
Benevolent Dictatorship
Nullas Anxietas
Regional Influence
Civil Rights
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

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The Keep the Ramen Option of Bilge Rat Ronnie is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Bilge Rat Ronnie with an iron fist, and remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, flagrant waste-dumping, and complete lack of public education. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 21.385 billion Bilge Rats enjoy great individual freedoms in everything except elections, which, where they exist at all, are populist shams for a dictatorship government that has no intention of ever giving up power.

The minute, corrupt, liberal, pro-business, well-organized government, or what there is of one, is solely concerned with Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bandanaland. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Bilge Rattish economy, worth a remarkable 6,160 trillion assorted pieceses of 8 a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Soda Sales, Arms Manufacturing, and Uranium Mining. Average income is an amazing 288,086 assorted pieceses of 8, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,529,599 per year while the poor average 28,665, a ratio of 53.4 to 1.

Speaking out against the government is punishable by flogging, Bandanaland has become the number one destination for urban exploration in Yggdrasil, violently opinionated speakers can be heard preaching their hateful views on every street corner, and hammering a nail into a wall is an effective death sentence. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, probably because of the absence of a police force. Bilge Rat Ronnie's national animal is the Mangy Scurvy Bilge Rat, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Jack Sparrow Worship.

Bilge Rat Ronnie is ranked 153,294th in the world and 366th in Yggdrasil for Largest Welfare Programs, scoring -44.83 on the Safety Net Mesh Density Rating.

Largest Soda Pop Sector: 168thLargest Gambling Industry: 295thFattest Citizens: 300thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 345thMost Armed: 397thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 437thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 485thHighest Crime Rates: 493rdMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 508thHighest Economic Output: 588thMost Avoided: 729thMost Rebellious Youth: 756thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 842ndHighest Wealthy Incomes: 853rdLargest Retail Industry: 966thLargest Mining Sector: 1,226thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1,238thHighest Average Incomes: 1,443rdTop
Most Corrupt Governments: 2,288thLargest Insurance Industry: 2,445thHighest Drug Use: 2,466thLargest Populations: 2,618thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2,753rdLargest Manufacturing Sector: 2,800thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 2,848thMost Ignorant Citizens: 3,535thRudest Citizens: 4,986thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 5,921stGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 6,642ndLargest Black Market: 7,230thTop
Nudest: 9,520thMost Pro-Market: 10,296thMost Scientifically Advanced: 11,043rdLargest Information Technology Sector: 12,579thMost Extreme: 13,491stMost Extensive Civil Rights: 14,595thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 14,826th
Largest Soda Pop Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 1st in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 2nd in the regionMost Armed: 2nd in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 2nd in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 3rd in the regionFattest Citizens: 3rd in the regionTop
Lowest Overall Tax Burden: 4th in the regionMost Avoided: 4th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 4th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 5th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 5th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 5th in the regionLargest Populations: 5th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 5th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 5th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 5th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 5th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 7th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 7th in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 7th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 8th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 8th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 9th in the regionMost Pro-Market: 9th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 9th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 10th in the regionRudest Citizens: 11th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 18th in the regionTop
Most Extreme: 19th in the regionLargest Black Market: 21st in the regionNudest: 26th in the region

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