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The Fabulous Red Bandana of Bilge Rat Ronnie

“Nullas Anxietas”

Category: Compulsory Consumerist State
Civil Rights:
Very Good
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Outlawed

Regional Influence: Truckler

Location: The Skeleton Army

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The Fabulous Red Bandana of Bilge Rat Ronnie is a gargantuan, economically powerful nation, ruled by Bilge Rat Ronnie with an iron fist, and renowned for its absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 16.803 billion Bilge Rats are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

There is no government in the normal sense of the word; however, a small group of community-minded, corrupt, pro-business individuals is effectively ruled by the Department of Defence, with areas such as Religion & Spirituality and the Environment receiving almost no funds by comparison. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bandanaland. Income tax is unheard of. A powerhouse of a private sector is led by the Uranium Mining, Arms Manufacturing, and Woodchip Exports industries.

Teenagers across the country are celebrating the defeat of a national curfew bill, crime is on the rise as DNA sampling has been all but outlawed, the nation's Medal of Honour can be found as a free toy in breakfast cereal, and the government is a law unto itself. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is crippling, and the police force struggles against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Bilge Rat Ronnie's national animal is the Mangy Scurvy Bilge Rat, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, its national religion is Jack Sparrow Worship, and its currency is the assorted pieces of 8.

Bilge Rat Ronnie is ranked 23rd in The Skeleton Army and 73,970th in the world for Most Authoritarian, with 0.177 Stalins.

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