Largest Soda Pop Sector: 165th Largest Gambling Industry: 304th Fattest Citizens: 313th
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The Cruises of Bilge Rat Ronnie is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Bilge Rat Ronnie with an iron fist, and notable for its deadly medical pandemics, public floggings, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 21.71 billion Bilge Rats enjoy great individual freedoms in everything except elections, which, where they exist at all, are populist shams for a dictatorship government that has no intention of ever giving up power.

The minute, corrupt, liberal, pro-business, well-organized government, or what there is of one, is solely concerned with Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bandanaland. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Bilge Rattish economy, worth a remarkable 6,254 trillion assorted pieceses of 8 a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Soda Sales, Arms Manufacturing, and Uranium Mining. Average income is an amazing 288,086 assorted pieceses of 8, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,529,599 per year while the poor average 28,665, a ratio of 53.4 to 1.

Speaking out against the government is punishable by flogging, Bandanaland has become the number one destination for urban exploration in the Rejected Realms, violently opinionated speakers can be heard preaching their hateful views on every street corner, and hammering a nail into a wall is an effective death sentence. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, probably because of the absence of a police force. Bilge Rat Ronnie's national animal is the Mangy Scurvy Bilge Rat, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Jack Sparrow Worship.

Bilge Rat Ronnie is ranked 313th in the world and 8th in the Rejected Realms for Fattest Citizens, with 83.3 Obesity Rate.

Largest Soda Pop Sector: 165thLargest Gambling Industry: 304thFattest Citizens: 313thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 358thMost Armed: 396thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 439thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 498thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 502ndHighest Crime Rates: 505thHighest Economic Output: 576thMost Avoided: 729thMost Rebellious Youth: 763rdHighest Wealthy Incomes: 808thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 854thLargest Retail Industry: 1,023rdLargest Mining Sector: 1,229thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1,259thHighest Average Incomes: 1,451stTop
Most Corrupt Governments: 2,366thLargest Insurance Industry: 2,450thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2,581stLargest Populations: 2,587thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 2,676thHighest Drug Use: 3,066thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 3,252ndMost Ignorant Citizens: 3,672ndRudest Citizens: 5,289thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 6,598thLargest Black Market: 7,252ndGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 7,476thTop
Nudest: 10,557thMost Scientifically Advanced: 11,832ndMost Pro-Market: 12,062ndLargest Information Technology Sector: 13,851stLargest Publishing Industry: 16,124thMost Extreme: 16,323rdLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 17,379thMost Extensive Civil Rights: 18,344thMost Efficient Economies: 19,022nd
Largest Soda Pop Sector: 3rd in the regionFattest Citizens: 8th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 11th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 11th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 12th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 13th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 14th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 15th in the regionMost Armed: 16th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 17th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 19th in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 19th in the regionMost Avoided: 24th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 25th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 25th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 27th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 29th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 30th in the regionTop
Largest Populations: 43rd in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 52nd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 53rd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 57th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 62nd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 68th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 69th in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 83rd in the regionRudest Citizens: 84th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 98th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 109th in the regionTop
Largest Black Market: 164th in the regionNudest: 167th in the regionMost Pro-Market: 170th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 229th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 238th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 243rd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 243rd in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 264th in the regionMost Extreme: 274th in the region

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