Largest Soda Pop Sector: 161st Largest Gambling Industry: 280th Fattest Citizens: 284th
The Waterskiing Squirrels of
Benevolent Dictatorship
Nullas Anxietas
Regional Influence
Sprat
Region
Civil Rights
Superb
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

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The Waterskiing Squirrels of Bilge Rat Ronnie is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Bilge Rat Ronnie with an iron fist, and remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, frequent executions, and complete lack of public education. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 20.828 billion Bilge Rats enjoy great individual freedoms in everything except elections, which, where they exist at all, are populist shams for a dictatorship government that has no intention of ever giving up power.

The minute, corrupt, liberal, pro-business, well-organized government, or what there is of one, is solely concerned with Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bandanaland. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Bilge Rattish economy, worth a remarkable 5,998 trillion assorted pieceses of 8 a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Soda Sales, Arms Manufacturing, and Uranium Mining. Average income is an amazing 288,016 assorted pieceses of 8, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,517,191 per year while the poor average 29,136, a ratio of 52.1 to 1.

Theoretical science is only theoretical, speaking out against the government is punishable by flogging, Bandanaland has become the number one destination for urban exploration in Yggdrasil, and violently opinionated speakers can be heard preaching their hateful views on every street corner. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, probably because of the absence of a police force. Bilge Rat Ronnie's national animal is the Mangy Scurvy Bilge Rat, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Jack Sparrow Worship.

Bilge Rat Ronnie is ranked 179,394th in the world and 324th in Yggdrasil for Most Compassionate Citizens, scoring 9.02 on the Kitten Softness Rating.

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Largest Soda Pop Sector: 161stLargest Gambling Industry: 280thFattest Citizens: 284thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 325thMost Armed: 358thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 404thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 449thHighest Crime Rates: 455thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 494thHighest Economic Output: 573rdMost Avoided: 678thMost Rebellious Youth: 705thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 796thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 847thLargest Retail Industry: 869thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1,150thLargest Mining Sector: 1,189thHighest Average Incomes: 1,362ndTop
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Most Corrupt Governments: 2,131stLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 2,336thLargest Insurance Industry: 2,417thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2,635thLargest Populations: 2,650thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 2,763rdHighest Drug Use: 3,011thMost Ignorant Citizens: 3,992ndRudest Citizens: 4,268thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 5,334thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 6,146thLargest Black Market: 7,127thNudest: 7,808thTop
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Most Scientifically Advanced: 9,976thMost Pro-Market: 10,332ndLargest Information Technology Sector: 11,901stMost Extensive Civil Rights: 11,985thMost Extreme: 14,593rdLargest Publishing Industry: 14,934thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 15,817thMost Efficient Economies: 17,920th
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Largest Soda Pop Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1st in the regionFattest Citizens: 2nd in the regionMost Armed: 2nd in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 3rd in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 3rd in the regionMost Avoided: 3rd in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 3rd in the regionTop
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Largest Retail Industry: 4th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 4th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 5th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 6th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 6th in the regionLargest Populations: 6th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 6th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 7th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 7th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 7th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 7th in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 7th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 8th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 8th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 8th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 9th in the regionRudest Citizens: 12th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 13th in the regionMost Pro-Market: 14th in the regionTop
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Nudest: 17th in the regionLargest Black Market: 18th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 19th in the regionMost Extreme: 29th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Bilge Rat Ronnie lodged a message on the Yggdrasil Regional Message Board.
  • : Bilge Rat Ronnie was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Rudest Citizens.
  • : Bilge Rat Ronnie lodged a message on the Yggdrasil Regional Message Board.
  • : Following new legislation in Bilge Rat Ronnie, violently opinionated speakers can be heard preaching their hateful views on every street corner.
  • : Following new legislation in Bilge Rat Ronnie, Bandanaland has become the number one destination for urban exploration in Yggdrasil.
  • : Bilge Rat Ronnie lodged a message on the Yggdrasil Regional Message Board.
  • : Following new legislation in Bilge Rat Ronnie, speaking out against the government is punishable by flogging.
  • : Following new legislation in Bilge Rat Ronnie, theoretical science is only theoretical.
  • : Bilge Rat Ronnie lodged a message on the Yggdrasil Regional Message Board.
  • : Following new legislation in Bilge Rat Ronnie, personal injury lawyers are demanding compensation from the government after recent reductions in manufacturer liability.

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