“Hell knows what Heaven only suspects. Hail Satan.”
|Category: Father Knows Best State|
Regional Influence: Powerbroker
The Satanic Empire of Big Jim P is a gargantuan, economically powerful nation, ruled by Lord Jim the Dark with an iron fist, and remarkable for its parental licensing program. Its hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 23.354 billion are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.
It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt government stops and the rest of society begins, but it concentrates mainly on Defence, although Law & Order and Commerce are on the agenda. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Big Jim P City. Income tax is unheard of. A powerhouse of a private sector is led by the Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, and Automobile Manufacturing industries.
Angst-filled teenagers are rushing off to buy government bonds for some odd reason, citizens are enjoying a recent large cut in taxes, theoretical science is only theoretical, and children as young as twelve are conscripted into the armed forces. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force. Big Jim P's national animal is the Black Goat of the Wood, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, its national religion is Satanism, and its currency is the Bhaal.
Most Recent Government Activity: 2 days 13 hours ago
- 20 hours ago: Big Jim P was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Most Avoided.
- 5 days ago: Big Jim P lodged a message on the Hell Regional Message Board.
- 9 days ago: Big Jim P was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Largest Publishing Industry (last census: Top 5%).
- 11 days ago: Big Jim P lodged a message on the Hell Regional Message Board.
- 14 days ago: Big Jim P was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Scientifically Advanced (last census: Top 1%).
- 16 days ago: Big Jim P was endorsed by The Pub of Cynical Alcoholics.
- 22 days ago: Big Jim P was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Largest Mining Sector (last census: Top 5%).
- 23 days ago: Big Jim P fell out of the regional Top 10% for Most Armed.
- 24 days ago: Big Jim P lost the endorsement of The Holy Empire of The Sacrificial Blood Pools of Hell.
- 24 days ago: Big Jim P was endorsed by The Holy Empire of The Sacrificial Blood Pools of Hell.