Highest Economic Output: 244th Most Stationary: 299th Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 311th
The Satanic Empire of
Father Knows Best State
Hell knows what Heaven only suspects. Hail Satan.
Lord Jim the Dark
Regional Influence
Eminence Grise
Civil Rights
Very Good
Political Freedom

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The Satanic Empire of Big Jim P is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Lord Jim the Dark with an iron fist, and remarkable for its unlimited-speed roads, parental licensing program, and enslaved workforce. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 28.543 billion Big Jim Pians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The tiny, corrupt, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, with Law & Order and Industry also on the agenda, while Social Policy and Spirituality receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Big Jim P City. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Big Jim Pian economy, worth a remarkable 9,584 trillion Bhaals a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Automobile Manufacturing, and Gambling. Black market activity is notable. Average income is an amazing 335,781 Bhaals, with the richest citizens earning 7.3 times as much as the poorest.

Angst-filled teenagers are rushing off to buy government bonds for some odd reason, citizens are enjoying a recent large cut in taxes, theoretical science is only theoretical, and children as young as twelve are conscripted into the armed forces. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force. Big Jim P's national animal is the Black Goat of the Wood, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Satanism.

Big Jim P is ranked 4,721st in the world and 6th in Hell for Highest Poor Incomes, with 113,876.22 Standard Monetary Units.

Highest Economic Output: 244thMost Stationary: 299thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 311thLargest Populations: 458thLargest Mining Sector: 461stLargest Manufacturing Sector: 487thRudest Citizens: 698thHighest Average Incomes: 808thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 979thLargest Gambling Industry: 1,013thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1,034thMost Influential: 1,064thFattest Citizens: 1,201stLargest Retail Industry: 1,489thTop
Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1,918thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 2,060thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 2,100thLargest Black Market: 2,142ndLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 2,158thLargest Agricultural Sector: 2,165thMost Avoided: 2,303rdMost Efficient Economies: 2,316thMost Secular: 2,429thLargest Insurance Industry: 2,585thSmartest Citizens: 2,745thLargest Publishing Industry: 2,790thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 2,808thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 2,920thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 3,051stMost Corrupt Governments: 3,112thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 3,147thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 3,403rdLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 3,531stHighest Poor Incomes: 4,721stMost World Assembly Endorsements: 5,014thLargest Information Technology Sector: 5,201stMost Scientifically Advanced: 6,448thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 6,808thLargest Governments: 7,169thTop
Most Armed: 9,540thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 11,358th
Most Stationary: 2nd in the regionMost Influential: 2nd in the regionRudest Citizens: 3rd in the regionLargest Populations: 3rd in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 3rd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 3rd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 3rd in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 3rd in the regionTop
Largest Manufacturing Sector: 4th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 4th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 4th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 4th in the regionFattest Citizens: 4th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 4th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 4th in the regionLargest Black Market: 5th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 5th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 5th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 5th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 5th in the regionMost Secular: 5th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 6th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 6th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 6th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 6th in the regionMost Avoided: 6th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 6th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 6th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 6th in the region

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