The Satanic Empire of Big Jim P is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Lord Jim the Dark with an iron fist, and notable for its ritual sacrifices, compulsory military service, and keen interest in outer space. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 25.273 billion Big Jim Pians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.
The tiny, corrupt, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, with Law & Order and Industry also on the agenda, while Social Policy and Spirituality receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Big Jim P City. Income tax is unheard of.
The frighteningly efficient Big Jim Pian economy, worth a remarkable 8,178 trillion Bhaals a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Automobile Manufacturing, and Information Technology. Average income is an amazing 323,619 Bhaals, with the richest citizens earning 5.7 times as much as the poorest.
Angst-filled teenagers are rushing off to buy government bonds for some odd reason, citizens are enjoying a recent large cut in taxes, theoretical science is only theoretical, and children as young as twelve are conscripted into the armed forces. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force. Big Jim P's national animal is the Black Goat of the Wood, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Satanism.
Most Recent Government Activity: 2 hours ago
- 4 days ago: Big Jim P was endorsed by The Queendom of Sehrschwarzland.
- 4 days ago: Big Jim P's influence in Hell fell from "Powerbroker" to "Eminence Grise".
- 5 days ago: Big Jim P was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Most World Assembly Endorsements (last census: Top 5%).
- 12 days ago: Big Jim P was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Subsidized Industry (last census: Top 1%).
- 12 days ago: Big Jim P was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Most Subsidized Industry (last census: Top 5%).
- 20 days ago: Big Jim P was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Cheese Export Sector (last census: Top 1%).
- 25 days ago: Big Jim P fell out of the world Top 10% for Lowest Crime Rates.
- 26 days ago: Big Jim P was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Largest Defense Forces (last census: Top 5%).
- 28 days ago: Big Jim P's influence in Hell rose from "Eminence Grise" to "Powerbroker".
- 30 days ago: Big Jim P fell out of the regional Top 10% for Most Scientifically Advanced.