The Satanic Empire of
Father Knows Best State
Hell knows what Heaven only suspects. Hail Satan.
Lord Jim the Dark
Regional Influence
Eminence Grise
Region
Civil Rights
Good
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Rare

Overview People Government Economy Trend Analysis

The Satanic Empire of Big Jim P is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Lord Jim the Dark with an iron fist, and renowned for its parental licensing program, enslaved workforce, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 26.348 billion Big Jim Pians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The tiny, corrupt, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, although Law & Order and Industry are also considered important, while Social Policy and Spirituality are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Big Jim P City. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Big Jim Pian economy, worth a remarkable 8,555 trillion Bhaals a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Automobile Manufacturing, and Information Technology. Average income is an amazing 324,698 Bhaals, with the richest citizens earning 5.7 times as much as the poorest.

Angst-filled teenagers are rushing off to buy government bonds for some odd reason, citizens are enjoying a recent large cut in taxes, theoretical science is only theoretical, and children as young as twelve are conscripted into the armed forces. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force. Big Jim P's national animal is the Black Goat of the Wood, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Satanism.

Big Jim P is ranked 56th in Hell and 128,713th in the world for Highest Average Tax Rates, scoring -17 on the Inverse Hayek Index.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Big Jim P was ranked in the Top 5% of the region for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector (last census: Top 10%).
  • : Big Jim P was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Most Scientifically Advanced.
  • : Big Jim P was ranked in the Top 5% of the region for Largest Populations (last census: Top 10%).
  • : Big Jim P altered its national flag.
  • : Big Jim P was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Most Politically Apathetic Citizens.
  • : Big Jim P was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Information Technology Sector (last census: Top 1%).
  • : Big Jim P was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Largest Mining Sector (last census: Top 5%).
  • : Big Jim P was ranked in the Top 5% of the region for Largest Mining Sector (last census: Top 10%).
  • : Big Jim P was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Smartest Citizens.
  • : Big Jim P was ranked in the Top 5% of the region for Fastest-Growing Economies (last census: Top 10%).

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