“Hell knows what Heaven only suspects. Hail Satan.”
|Category: Father Knows Best State|
Regional Influence: Powerbroker
The Satanic Empire of Big Jim P is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Lord Jim the Dark with an iron fist, and notable for its unlimited-speed roads. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 25.07 billion Big Jim Pians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.
The tiny, corrupt, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, although Law & Order and Industry are also considered important, while Social Policy and Spirituality receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Big Jim P City. Income tax is unheard of.
The frighteningly efficient Big Jim Pian economy, worth a remarkable 8,264 trillion Bhaals a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Automobile Manufacturing, and Information Technology. Average income is an amazing 329,664 Bhaals, with the richest citizens earning 5.7 times as much as the poorest.
Angst-filled teenagers are rushing off to buy government bonds for some odd reason, citizens are enjoying a recent large cut in taxes, theoretical science is only theoretical, and children as young as twelve are conscripted into the armed forces. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force. Big Jim P's national animal is the Black Goat of the Wood, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Satanism.
Big Jim P is ranked 53rd in Hell and 111,601st in the world for Most Beautiful Environments, with -1,126.5 Pounds of Wildlife less Pounds of Concrete per square mile.
Most Recent Government Activity: 2 hours ago
- 2 days 5 hours ago: Big Jim P was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector (last census: Top 1%).
- 2 days 5 hours ago: Big Jim P fell out of the regional Top 10% for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector.
- 4 days ago: Big Jim P was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Public Sector.
- 4 days ago: Big Jim P was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Largest Public Sector.
- 7 days ago: Big Jim P was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Fastest-Growing Economies (last census: Top 5%).
- 8 days ago: Big Jim P lodged a message on the Hell Regional Message Board.
- 10 days ago: Big Jim P was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Most Avoided.
- 15 days ago: Big Jim P altered its national flag.
- 15 days ago: Big Jim P was ranked in the Top 5% of the region for Fattest Citizens (last census: Top 10%).
- 16 days ago: Big Jim P was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Largest Populations (last census: Top 5%).