Highest Economic Output: 236th Most Stationary: 284th Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 308th
The Satanic Empire of
Compulsory Consumerist State
Hell knows what Heaven only suspects. Hail Satan.
Lord Jim the Dark
Regional Influence
Eminence Grise
Civil Rights
Very Good
Political Freedom

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The Satanic Empire of Big Jim P is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Lord Jim the Dark with an iron fist, and remarkable for its parental licensing program, smutty television, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 29.169 billion Big Jim Pians are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

The tiny, corrupt, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, although Law & Order and Industry are also considered important, while Social Policy and Spirituality aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Big Jim P City. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Big Jim Pian economy, worth a remarkable 9,663 trillion Bhaals a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Automobile Manufacturing, and Gambling. Average income is an amazing 331,292 Bhaals, with the richest citizens earning 8.2 times as much as the poorest.

Angst-filled teenagers are rushing off to buy government bonds for some odd reason, citizens are enjoying a recent large cut in taxes, theoretical science is only theoretical, and children as young as twelve are conscripted into the armed forces. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force. Big Jim P's national animal is the Black Goat of the Wood, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Satanism.

Big Jim P is ranked 6,458th in the world and 3rd in Hell for Most World Assembly Endorsements, with 8 Valid Endorsements.

Highest Economic Output: 236thMost Stationary: 284thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 308thLargest Populations: 448thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 455thLargest Mining Sector: 493rdRudest Citizens: 739thHighest Average Incomes: 846thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 955thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1,004thLargest Gambling Industry: 1,076thMost Influential: 1,149thFattest Citizens: 1,199thLargest Retail Industry: 1,734thTop
Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1,948thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 2,143rdMost Efficient Economies: 2,281stLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 2,287thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 2,305thMost Avoided: 2,331stLargest Agricultural Sector: 2,357thLargest Insurance Industry: 2,673rdHighest Wealthy Incomes: 2,725thLargest Publishing Industry: 2,841stSmartest Citizens: 2,931stHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 2,978thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 3,074thMost Corrupt Governments: 3,263rdHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 3,269thMost Secular: 3,366thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 3,853rdLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 4,939thLargest Black Market: 5,343rdHighest Poor Incomes: 6,228thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 6,458thLargest Information Technology Sector: 6,797thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 7,115thLargest Governments: 7,221stMost Scientifically Advanced: 7,642ndTop
Most Armed: 10,225thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 13,940th
Most Stationary: 2nd in the regionTop
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 3rd in the regionLargest Populations: 3rd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 3rd in the regionMost Influential: 3rd in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 3rd in the regionRudest Citizens: 3rd in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 4th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 4th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 4th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 4th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 4th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 4th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 4th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 4th in the regionMost Avoided: 5th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 5th in the regionLargest Governments: 5th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 5th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 5th in the regionFattest Citizens: 5th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 5th in the regionMost Secular: 5th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 5th in the region

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