Highest Economic Output: 239th Most Stationary: 303rd Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 310th
The Satanic Empire of
Compulsory Consumerist State
Hell knows what Heaven only suspects. Hail Satan.
Lord Jim the Dark
Regional Influence
Eminence Grise
Civil Rights
Very Good
Political Freedom

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The Satanic Empire of Big Jim P is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Lord Jim the Dark with an iron fist, and remarkable for its unlimited-speed roads, strictly enforced bedtime, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 28.216 billion Big Jim Pians are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

The tiny, corrupt, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, with Law & Order and Industry also on the agenda, while Social Policy and Spirituality aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Big Jim P City. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Big Jim Pian economy, worth a remarkable 9,448 trillion Bhaals a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Automobile Manufacturing, and Gambling. Black market activity is notable. Average income is an amazing 334,862 Bhaals, with the richest citizens earning 7.4 times as much as the poorest.

Angst-filled teenagers are rushing off to buy government bonds for some odd reason, citizens are enjoying a recent large cut in taxes, theoretical science is only theoretical, and children as young as twelve are conscripted into the armed forces. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force. Big Jim P's national animal is the Black Goat of the Wood, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Satanism.

Big Jim P is ranked 2,042nd in the world and 5th in Hell for Largest Furniture Restoration Industry, scoring 9,992.48 on the Spitz-Pollish Productivity Index.

Highest Economic Output: 239thMost Stationary: 303rdLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 310thLargest Mining Sector: 454thLargest Populations: 463rdLargest Manufacturing Sector: 466thRudest Citizens: 621stHighest Average Incomes: 765thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 948thMost Influential: 952ndLargest Gambling Industry: 984thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1,014thFattest Citizens: 1,138thLargest Retail Industry: 1,415thTop
Most Secular: 1,859thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1,871stLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 2,042ndLargest Agricultural Sector: 2,115thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 2,121stLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 2,148thMost Avoided: 2,228thMost Efficient Economies: 2,338thLargest Black Market: 2,364thLargest Insurance Industry: 2,569thSmartest Citizens: 2,628thLargest Publishing Industry: 2,761stHighest Wealthy Incomes: 2,774thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 2,813thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 2,901stHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 2,978thMost Corrupt Governments: 3,053rdHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 3,106thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 3,552ndHighest Poor Incomes: 4,645thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 4,933rdLargest Information Technology Sector: 5,044thMost Scientifically Advanced: 6,037thLargest Governments: 7,002ndMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 7,022ndTop
Most Armed: 9,146thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 10,418thNudest: 14,847th
Most Stationary: 2nd in the regionMost Influential: 2nd in the regionRudest Citizens: 3rd in the regionLargest Populations: 3rd in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 3rd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 3rd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 3rd in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 3rd in the regionTop
Largest Manufacturing Sector: 4th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 4th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 4th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 4th in the regionFattest Citizens: 4th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 4th in the regionMost Secular: 4th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 5th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 5th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 5th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 5th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 5th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 5th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 6th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 6th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 6th in the regionMost Avoided: 6th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 6th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 6th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 6th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 6th in the region

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