The Satanic Empire of
Father Knows Best State
Hell knows what Heaven only suspects. Hail Satan.
Regional Influence
Eminence Grise
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Civil Rights
Good
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Rare

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The Satanic Empire of Big Jim P is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Lord Jim the Dark with an iron fist, and renowned for its deadly medical pandemics, enslaved workforce, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 25.772 billion Big Jim Pians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The tiny, corrupt, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, although Law & Order and Industry are also considered important, while Social Policy and Spirituality are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Big Jim P City. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Big Jim Pian economy, worth a remarkable 8,346 trillion Bhaals a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Automobile Manufacturing, and Information Technology. Average income is an amazing 323,864 Bhaals, with the richest citizens earning 5.7 times as much as the poorest.

Angst-filled teenagers are rushing off to buy government bonds for some odd reason, citizens are enjoying a recent large cut in taxes, theoretical science is only theoretical, and children as young as twelve are conscripted into the armed forces. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force. Big Jim P's national animal is the Black Goat of the Wood, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Satanism.

Big Jim P is ranked 22nd in Hell and 35,025th in the world for Highest Drug Use, scoring 84 on the Pineapple Fondness Rating.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 30 minutes ago

  • 7 days ago: Big Jim P altered its national flag.
  • 9 days ago: Big Jim P was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Most Armed.
  • 12 days ago: Big Jim P was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Largest Public Sector.
  • 15 days ago: Big Jim P altered its national flag.
  • 15 days ago: Big Jim P altered its national flag.
  • 15 days ago: Big Jim P was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Lowest Overall Tax Burden (last census: Top 10%).
  • 15 days ago: Big Jim P was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Lowest Overall Tax Burden.
  • 16 days ago: Big Jim P altered its national flag.
  • 17 days ago: Big Jim P altered its national flag.
  • 28 days ago: Big Jim P fell out of the world Top 10% for Safest.

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