Highest Economic Output: 233rd Most Stationary: 303rd Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 312th
The Satanic Empire of
Compulsory Consumerist State
Hell knows what Heaven only suspects. Hail Satan.
Lord Jim the Dark
Regional Influence
Eminence Grise
Civil Rights
Very Good
Political Freedom

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The Satanic Empire of Big Jim P is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Lord Jim the Dark with an iron fist, and remarkable for its ritual sacrifices, compulsory military service, and sprawling nuclear power plants. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 27.868 billion Big Jim Pians are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

The tiny, corrupt, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, with Law & Order and Industry also on the agenda, while Social Policy and Spirituality receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Big Jim P City. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Big Jim Pian economy, worth a remarkable 9,346 trillion Bhaals a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Automobile Manufacturing, and Gambling. Black market activity is notable. Average income is an amazing 335,380 Bhaals, with the richest citizens earning 7.4 times as much as the poorest.

Angst-filled teenagers are rushing off to buy government bonds for some odd reason, citizens are enjoying a recent large cut in taxes, theoretical science is only theoretical, and children as young as twelve are conscripted into the armed forces. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force. Big Jim P's national animal is the Black Goat of the Wood, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Satanism.

Big Jim P is ranked 192,387th in the world and 63rd in Hell for Most Advanced Public Transport, scoring -35.92 on the Societal Mobility Rating.

Highest Economic Output: 233rdMost Stationary: 303rdLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 312thLargest Mining Sector: 439thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 445thLargest Populations: 463rdRudest Citizens: 607thHighest Average Incomes: 728thMost Influential: 847thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 884thLargest Gambling Industry: 933rdLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 971stFattest Citizens: 1,087thMost Secular: 1,190thLargest Retail Industry: 1,322ndMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1,858thTop
Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1,941stLargest Agricultural Sector: 1,991stLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 2,052ndMost Avoided: 2,080thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 2,111thLargest Black Market: 2,288thMost Efficient Economies: 2,364thLargest Insurance Industry: 2,495thSmartest Citizens: 2,526thLargest Publishing Industry: 2,637thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 2,683rdLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 2,735thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 2,741stLargest Soda Pop Sector: 2,807thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 2,883rdMost Corrupt Governments: 2,888thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 3,470thHighest Poor Incomes: 3,971stLargest Information Technology Sector: 4,541stMost Scientifically Advanced: 5,383rdMost World Assembly Endorsements: 5,816thLargest Governments: 6,445thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 7,229thMost Armed: 9,569thTop
Largest Cheese Export Sector: 10,491stNudest: 15,199th
Most Stationary: 2nd in the regionRudest Citizens: 2nd in the regionMost Influential: 2nd in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 3rd in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 3rd in the regionLargest Populations: 3rd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 3rd in the regionMost Secular: 3rd in the regionTop
Largest Manufacturing Sector: 4th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 4th in the regionFattest Citizens: 4th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 4th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 4th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 4th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 4th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 5th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 5th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 5th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 5th in the regionLargest Black Market: 5th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 5th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 5th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 5th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 5th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 6th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 6th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 6th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 6th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 6th in the regionMost Avoided: 6th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 6th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 6th in the region

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