The Satanic Empire of
Compulsory Consumerist State
Hell knows what Heaven only suspects. Hail Satan.
Lord Jim the Dark
Regional Influence
Eminence Grise
Belial
Region
Civil Rights
Very Good
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Rare

Overview People Government Economy Trend Analysis

The Satanic Empire of Big Jim P is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Lord Jim the Dark with an iron fist, and renowned for its frequent executions, public floggings, and multi-spousal wedding ceremonies. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 27.331 billion Big Jim Pians are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

The tiny, corrupt, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, although Law & Order and Industry are also considered important, while Social Policy and Spirituality receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Big Jim P City. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Big Jim Pian economy, worth a remarkable 8,863 trillion Bhaals a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Automobile Manufacturing, and Information Technology. Average income is an amazing 324,296 Bhaals, with the richest citizens earning 7.5 times as much as the poorest.

Angst-filled teenagers are rushing off to buy government bonds for some odd reason, citizens are enjoying a recent large cut in taxes, theoretical science is only theoretical, and children as young as twelve are conscripted into the armed forces. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force. Big Jim P's national animal is the Black Goat of the Wood, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Satanism.

Big Jim P is ranked 4th in Hell and 1,440th in the world for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector, scoring 8 on the Pepperoni Propulsion Productivity Index.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Big Jim P was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector (last census: Top 1%).
  • : Big Jim P was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector (last census: Top 5%).
  • : Big Jim P was ranked in the Top 5% of the region for Largest Manufacturing Sector (last census: Top 10%).
  • : Big Jim P was endorsed by The Empire of Evil Minion.
  • : Big Jim P was ranked in the Top 5% of the region for Highest Police Ratios (last census: Top 10%).
  • : Big Jim P was ranked in the Top 5% of the region for Largest Retail Industry (last census: Top 10%).
  • : Big Jim P fell out of the regional Top 10% for Largest Public Sector.
  • : Big Jim P fell out of the regional Top 10% for Most Politically Apathetic Citizens.
  • : Big Jim P fell out of the regional Top 10% for Most Scientifically Advanced.
  • : Big Jim P was ranked in the Top 5% of the region for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector (last census: Top 10%).

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