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The Satanic Empire of Big Jim P

“Hell knows what Heaven only suspects. Hail Satan.”

Category: Father Knows Best State
Civil Rights:
Good
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Rare

Regional Influence: Powerbroker

Location: Hell

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The Satanic Empire of Big Jim P is a gargantuan, economically powerful nation, ruled by Lord Jim the Dark with an iron fist, and remarkable for its parental licensing program. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 24.84 billion Big Jim Pians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt government stops and the rest of society begins, but it is mainly concerned with Defence, although Law & Order and Commerce are secondary priorities. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Big Jim P City. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 7%. A powerhouse of a private sector is led by the Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, and Automobile Manufacturing industries.

Angst-filled teenagers are rushing off to buy government bonds for some odd reason, citizens are enjoying a recent large cut in taxes, theoretical science is only theoretical, and children as young as twelve are conscripted into the armed forces. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force. Big Jim P's national animal is the Black Goat of the Wood, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, its national religion is Satanism, and its currency is the Bhaal.

Big Jim P is ranked 54th in Hell and 115,683rd in the world for Least Corrupt Governments, scoring -313 on the Inverse Mugabe Relativity Rating.

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