Highest Economic Output: 237th Most Stationary: 289th Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 306th
The Satanic Empire of
Father Knows Best State
Hell knows what Heaven only suspects. Hail Satan.
Lord Jim the Dark
Regional Influence
Eminence Grise
Civil Rights
Very Good
Political Freedom

Overview People Government Economy Rank Trend

The Satanic Empire of Big Jim P is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Lord Jim the Dark with an iron fist, and notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, keen interest in outer space, and sprawling nuclear power plants. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 28.889 billion Big Jim Pians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The tiny, corrupt, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, with Law & Order and Industry also on the agenda, while Social Policy and Spirituality aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Big Jim P City. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Big Jim Pian economy, worth a remarkable 9,699 trillion Bhaals a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Automobile Manufacturing, and Gambling. Black market activity is notable. Average income is an amazing 335,756 Bhaals, with the richest citizens earning 7.3 times as much as the poorest.

Angst-filled teenagers are rushing off to buy government bonds for some odd reason, citizens are enjoying a recent large cut in taxes, theoretical science is only theoretical, and children as young as twelve are conscripted into the armed forces. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force. Big Jim P's national animal is the Black Goat of the Wood, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Satanism.

Big Jim P is ranked 1,159th in the world and 3rd in Hell for Most Influential, scoring 31,728.58 on the Soft Power Disbursement Rating.

Highest Economic Output: 237thMost Stationary: 289thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 306thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 434thLargest Populations: 450thLargest Mining Sector: 480thRudest Citizens: 751stHighest Average Incomes: 796thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 954thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 971stLargest Gambling Industry: 1,023rdMost Influential: 1,159thFattest Citizens: 1,220thLargest Retail Industry: 1,590thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1,944thTop
Most Advanced Defense Forces: 2,044thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 2,135thLargest Agricultural Sector: 2,145thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 2,151stLargest Black Market: 2,187thMost Efficient Economies: 2,275thMost Avoided: 2,308thLargest Insurance Industry: 2,586thLargest Publishing Industry: 2,748thSmartest Citizens: 2,849thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 2,858thMost Secular: 2,862ndLargest Soda Pop Sector: 2,927thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 3,079thMost Corrupt Governments: 3,172ndHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 3,196thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 3,773rdLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 4,103rdHighest Poor Incomes: 4,753rdMost World Assembly Endorsements: 5,444thLargest Information Technology Sector: 5,926thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 6,858thMost Scientifically Advanced: 7,039thLargest Governments: 7,306thTop
Most Armed: 9,784thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 13,531stNudest: 18,893rd
Most Stationary: 2nd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 3rd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 3rd in the regionMost Influential: 3rd in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 3rd in the regionLargest Populations: 3rd in the regionTop
Rudest Citizens: 4th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 4th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 4th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 4th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 4th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 4th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 4th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 4th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 5th in the regionFattest Citizens: 5th in the regionLargest Black Market: 5th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 5th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 5th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 6th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 6th in the regionMost Secular: 6th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 6th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 6th in the regionMost Avoided: 6th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 6th in the regionMost Armed: 6th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 6th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 6th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Big Jim P was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Politically Apathetic Citizens.
  • : Big Jim P changed the regional password in Hell.
  • : Big Jim P was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Retail Industry and the Top 10% for Nudest.
  • : Big Jim P was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Retail Industry.
  • : Big Jim P was reclassified from "Compulsory Consumerist State" to "Father Knows Best State".
  • : Big Jim P was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Nudest.
  • : Big Jim P was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Retail Industry.
  • : Big Jim P lodged a message on the Hell Regional Message Board.
  • : Big Jim P lodged a message on the Hell Regional Message Board.
  • : Big Jim P was endorsed by The Meep Meep Muppetdom of B E E K E R.


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