The Satanic Empire of Big Jim P is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Lord Jim the Dark with an iron fist, and notable for its deadly medical pandemics, strictly enforced bedtime, and keen interest in outer space. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 25.574 billion Big Jim Pians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.
The tiny, corrupt, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, with Law & Order and Industry also on the agenda, while Social Policy and Spirituality aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Big Jim P City. Income tax is unheard of.
The frighteningly efficient Big Jim Pian economy, worth a remarkable 8,283 trillion Bhaals a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Automobile Manufacturing, and Information Technology. Average income is an amazing 323,891 Bhaals, with the richest citizens earning 5.7 times as much as the poorest.
Angst-filled teenagers are rushing off to buy government bonds for some odd reason, citizens are enjoying a recent large cut in taxes, theoretical science is only theoretical, and children as young as twelve are conscripted into the armed forces. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force. Big Jim P's national animal is the Black Goat of the Wood, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Satanism.
Most Recent Government Activity: 4 hours ago
- 11 days ago: Big Jim P was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Rudest Citizens (last census: Top 5%).
- 13 days ago: Big Jim P was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Fattest Citizens (last census: Top 5%).
- 14 days ago: Big Jim P fell out of the regional Top 10% for Largest Public Sector.
- 22 days ago: Big Jim P was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Soda Pop Sector (last census: Top 1%).
- 26 days ago: Big Jim P was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Largest Retail Industry (last census: Top 5%).
- 44 days ago: Big Jim P fell out of the regional Top 10% for Most Corrupt Governments.
- 45 days ago: Big Jim P was endorsed by The Holy Empire of Demon Ninja.
- 53 days ago: Big Jim P was endorsed by Sehrschwarzland.
- 53 days ago: Big Jim P's influence in Hell fell from "Powerbroker" to "Eminence Grise".
- 53 days ago: Big Jim P was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Most World Assembly Endorsements (last census: Top 5%).