Highest Economic Output: 239th Most Stationary: 301st Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 311th
The Satanic Empire of
Compulsory Consumerist State
Hell knows what Heaven only suspects. Hail Satan.
Lord Jim the Dark
Regional Influence
Eminence Grise
Civil Rights
Very Good
Political Freedom

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The Satanic Empire of Big Jim P is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Lord Jim the Dark with an iron fist, and notable for its public floggings, sprawling nuclear power plants, and keen interest in outer space. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 28.371 billion Big Jim Pians are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

The tiny, corrupt, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, although Law & Order and Industry are also considered important, while Social Policy and Spirituality receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Big Jim P City. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Big Jim Pian economy, worth a remarkable 9,500 trillion Bhaals a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Automobile Manufacturing, and Gambling. Black market activity is notable. Average income is an amazing 334,872 Bhaals, with the richest citizens earning 7.4 times as much as the poorest.

Angst-filled teenagers are rushing off to buy government bonds for some odd reason, citizens are enjoying a recent large cut in taxes, theoretical science is only theoretical, and children as young as twelve are conscripted into the armed forces. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force. Big Jim P's national animal is the Black Goat of the Wood, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Satanism.

Big Jim P is ranked 21,252nd in the world and 10th in Hell for Most Developed, scoring 70.52 on the Human Development Index.

Highest Economic Output: 239thMost Stationary: 301stLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 311thLargest Mining Sector: 456thLargest Populations: 458thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 481stRudest Citizens: 625thHighest Average Incomes: 789thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 946thLargest Gambling Industry: 1,005thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1,028thMost Influential: 1,062ndFattest Citizens: 1,165thLargest Retail Industry: 1,452ndTop
Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1,893rdMost Advanced Defense Forces: 2,065thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 2,075thMost Secular: 2,104thLargest Agricultural Sector: 2,120thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 2,159thMost Avoided: 2,281stMost Efficient Economies: 2,305thLargest Black Market: 2,393rdLargest Insurance Industry: 2,607thSmartest Citizens: 2,663rdLargest Publishing Industry: 2,792ndHighest Wealthy Incomes: 2,794thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 2,934thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 2,973rdHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 2,980thMost Corrupt Governments: 3,103rdHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 3,156thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 3,542ndHighest Poor Incomes: 4,756thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 5,008thLargest Information Technology Sector: 5,082ndMost Scientifically Advanced: 6,178thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 6,902ndLargest Governments: 7,011thTop
Most Armed: 9,142ndLargest Cheese Export Sector: 11,029thNudest: 16,038th
Most Stationary: 2nd in the regionMost Influential: 2nd in the regionRudest Citizens: 3rd in the regionLargest Populations: 3rd in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 3rd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 3rd in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 3rd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 3rd in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 3rd in the regionTop
Largest Manufacturing Sector: 4th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 4th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 4th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 4th in the regionFattest Citizens: 4th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 4th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 5th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 5th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 5th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 5th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 5th in the regionMost Secular: 5th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 6th in the regionLargest Black Market: 6th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 6th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 6th in the regionMost Avoided: 6th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 6th in the regionMost Armed: 6th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 6th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 6th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 6th in the region

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