Highest Economic Output: 241st Most Stationary: 294th Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 311th
The Satanic Empire of
Father Knows Best State
Hell knows what Heaven only suspects. Hail Satan.
Lord Jim the Dark
Regional Influence
Eminence Grise
Belial
Region
Civil Rights
Very Good
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Rare

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The Satanic Empire of Big Jim P is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Lord Jim the Dark with an iron fist, and remarkable for its parental licensing program, smutty television, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 28.745 billion Big Jim Pians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The tiny, corrupt, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, although Law & Order and Industry are also considered important, while Social Policy and Spirituality are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Big Jim P City. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Big Jim Pian economy, worth a remarkable 9,651 trillion Bhaals a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Automobile Manufacturing, and Gambling. Black market activity is notable. Average income is an amazing 335,756 Bhaals, with the richest citizens earning 7.3 times as much as the poorest.

Angst-filled teenagers are rushing off to buy government bonds for some odd reason, citizens are enjoying a recent large cut in taxes, theoretical science is only theoretical, and children as young as twelve are conscripted into the armed forces. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force. Big Jim P's national animal is the Black Goat of the Wood, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Satanism.

Big Jim P is ranked 2,126th in the world and 6th in Hell for Largest Agricultural Sector, scoring 9,652.34 on the Mu-Bah-Daggs Productivity Index.

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Highest Economic Output: 241stMost Stationary: 294thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 311thLargest Populations: 450thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 453rdLargest Mining Sector: 469thRudest Citizens: 731stHighest Average Incomes: 798thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 966thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 991stLargest Gambling Industry: 1,028thMost Influential: 1,083rdFattest Citizens: 1,221stTop
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Largest Retail Industry: 1,553rdMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1,931stMost Advanced Defense Forces: 2,059thLargest Agricultural Sector: 2,126thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 2,142ndLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 2,150thLargest Black Market: 2,182ndMost Avoided: 2,289thMost Efficient Economies: 2,296thLargest Insurance Industry: 2,584thMost Secular: 2,712thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 2,800thLargest Publishing Industry: 2,816thSmartest Citizens: 2,817thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 2,934thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 3,030thMost Corrupt Governments: 3,124thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 3,158thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 3,572ndLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 3,658thHighest Poor Incomes: 4,748thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 5,005thLargest Information Technology Sector: 5,590thMost Scientifically Advanced: 6,782ndMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 6,787thLargest Governments: 7,276thTop
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Most Armed: 9,619thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 11,717th
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Most Stationary: 2nd in the regionMost Influential: 2nd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 3rd in the regionRudest Citizens: 3rd in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 3rd in the regionLargest Populations: 3rd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 3rd in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 3rd in the regionTop
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Largest Retail Industry: 4th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 4th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 4th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 4th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 4th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 5th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 5th in the regionLargest Black Market: 5th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 5th in the regionFattest Citizens: 5th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 5th in the regionMost Armed: 6th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 6th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 6th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 6th in the regionMost Secular: 6th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 6th in the regionMost Avoided: 6th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 6th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 6th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 6th in the region

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