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The Satanic Empire of Big Jim P

“Hell knows what Heaven only suspects. Hail Satan.”

Category: Father Knows Best State
Civil Rights:
Good
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Rare

Regional Influence: Powerbroker

Location: Hell

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The Satanic Empire of Big Jim P is a gargantuan, economically powerful nation, ruled by Lord Jim the Dark with an iron fist, and notable for its complete lack of public education. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 24.502 billion Big Jim Pians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt government stops and the rest of society begins, but it concentrates mainly on Defence, although Law & Order and Commerce are on the agenda. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Big Jim P City. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 4%. A powerhouse of a private sector is led by the Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, and Automobile Manufacturing industries.

Angst-filled teenagers are rushing off to buy government bonds for some odd reason, citizens are enjoying a recent large cut in taxes, theoretical science is only theoretical, and children as young as twelve are conscripted into the armed forces. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force. Big Jim P's national animal is the Black Goat of the Wood, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, its national religion is Satanism, and its currency is the Bhaal.

Big Jim P is ranked 21st in Hell and 54,287th in the world for Most Extensive Civil Rights, with 58 Martin Luther King, Jr. Units.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 4 hours ago

  • 3 days 12 hours ago: Big Jim P was ranked in the Top 5% of the region for Largest Populations (last census: Top 10%).
  • 7 days ago: Big Jim P was ranked in the Top 5% of the region for Most World Assembly Endorsements (last census: Top 10%).
  • 11 days ago: Big Jim P was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Most Corrupt Governments.
  • 12 days ago: Big Jim P was ranked in the Top 5% of the region for Largest Defense Forces (last census: Top 10%).
  • 21 days ago: Big Jim P fell out of the regional Top 10% for Most Corrupt Governments.
  • 21 days ago: Big Jim P was endorsed by The Republic of Domovoian Empire.
  • 21 days ago: Big Jim P was endorsed by The People's Democracy of Domination Republic.
  • 22 days ago: Big Jim P was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Most World Assembly Endorsements (last census: Top 5%).
  • 24 days ago: Big Jim P lodged a message on the Hell Regional Message Board.
  • 26 days ago: Big Jim P was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Fastest-Growing Economies (last census: Top 5%).

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