Highest Economic Output: 235th Most Stationary: 303rd Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 313th
The Satanic Empire of
Compulsory Consumerist State
Hell knows what Heaven only suspects. Hail Satan.
Lord Jim the Dark
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The Satanic Empire of Big Jim P is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Lord Jim the Dark with an iron fist, and renowned for its unlimited-speed roads, compulsory military service, and keen interest in outer space. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 28.034 billion Big Jim Pians are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

The tiny, corrupt, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, although Law & Order and Industry are also considered important, while Social Policy and Spirituality receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Big Jim P City. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Big Jim Pian economy, worth a remarkable 9,392 trillion Bhaals a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Automobile Manufacturing, and Gambling. Black market activity is notable. Average income is an amazing 335,045 Bhaals, with the richest citizens earning 7.4 times as much as the poorest.

Angst-filled teenagers are rushing off to buy government bonds for some odd reason, citizens are enjoying a recent large cut in taxes, theoretical science is only theoretical, and children as young as twelve are conscripted into the armed forces. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force. Big Jim P's national animal is the Black Goat of the Wood, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Satanism.

Big Jim P is ranked 21,868th in the world and 14th in Hell for Lowest Crime Rates, with 79.63 Law-abiding Acts Per Hour.

Highest Economic Output: 235thMost Stationary: 303rdLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 313thLargest Mining Sector: 446thLargest Populations: 460thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 461stRudest Citizens: 601stHighest Average Incomes: 754thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 913thMost Influential: 947thLargest Gambling Industry: 984thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 988thFattest Citizens: 1,120thLargest Retail Industry: 1,369thMost Secular: 1,508thTop
Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1,873rdLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 2,010thLargest Agricultural Sector: 2,112thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 2,121stMost Advanced Defense Forces: 2,125thMost Avoided: 2,156thLargest Black Market: 2,321stMost Efficient Economies: 2,345thLargest Insurance Industry: 2,570thSmartest Citizens: 2,571stLargest Publishing Industry: 2,665thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 2,758thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 2,773rdHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 2,861stLargest Soda Pop Sector: 2,912thMost Corrupt Governments: 2,965thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 2,985thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 3,712thHighest Poor Incomes: 4,341stLargest Information Technology Sector: 4,762ndMost Scientifically Advanced: 5,714thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 5,751stLargest Governments: 6,756thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 7,141stTop
Most Armed: 9,983rdLargest Cheese Export Sector: 10,650thNudest: 16,699th
Rudest Citizens: 2nd in the regionMost Stationary: 2nd in the regionMost Influential: 2nd in the regionLargest Populations: 3rd in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 3rd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 3rd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 3rd in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 3rd in the regionTop
Largest Manufacturing Sector: 4th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 4th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 4th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 4th in the regionFattest Citizens: 4th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 4th in the regionMost Secular: 4th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 5th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 5th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 5th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 5th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 5th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 5th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 5th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 6th in the regionLargest Black Market: 6th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 6th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 6th in the regionMost Avoided: 6th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 6th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 6th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 6th in the region

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