The Beautiful Socialist Paradise of Big Bay Island is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by The First Citizen with an iron fist, and remarkable for its national health service, keen interest in outer space, and hatred of cheese. The compassionate, cynical, devout population of 12.263 billion Big Bay Islanders are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.
The enormous, corrupt, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Environment, Education, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Island City. The income tax rate is 100%.
The large but stagnant Big Bay Islandic economy, worth 172 trillion florins a year, is driven entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is mostly comprised of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 14,043 florins, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Schoolchildren have twice-weekly sex education classes, the nation's Medal of Honour can be found as a free toy in breakfast cereal, Big Bay Island has one of the largest offshore wind farms in the world, and the government spends more on chasing distant comets than on basic infrastructure. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Big Bay Island's national animal is the otter, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is a major religion.
Most Recent Government Activity: 1 day 5 hours ago
- 22 hours ago: Big Bay Island was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Safest (last census: Top 5%).
- 1 day 9 hours ago: Big Bay Island was endorsed by The Hegelian Dialectic State of Chevaux de Frise.
- 1 day 12 hours ago: Big Bay Island's influence in Yggdrasil rose from "Minnow" to "Truckler".
- 1 day 22 hours ago: Big Bay Island was ranked in the Top 5% of the region for Most Politically Apathetic Citizens.
- 2 days ago: Big Bay Island endorsed The Hegelian Dialectic State of Chevaux de Frise.
- 2 days ago: Big Bay Island relocated from Lazarus to Yggdrasil.
- 2 days 3 hours ago: Big Bay Island was endorsed by The Chairman of Funkadelia.
- 2 days 18 hours ago: Big Bay Island was endorsed by The Holy Empire of Guy Walters.
- 2 days 22 hours ago: Big Bay Island was endorsed by The Federation of Lazmac.
- 3 days ago: Big Bay Island was endorsed by The Armed Republic of Nu Pogodi.
Endorsements Received: 1 » Chevaux de Frise.