The Beautiful Socialist Paradise of
Corrupt Dictatorship
A Haven from Oppression; A Beacon of Liberty
Regional Influence
Civil Rights
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

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The Beautiful Socialist Paradise of Big Bay Island is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by The First Citizen with an iron fist, and notable for its frequent executions, compulsory vegetarianism, and ban on automobiles. The compassionate, cynical population of 13.997 billion Big Bay Islanders are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The enormous, corrupt, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Environment, Education, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Island City. The income tax rate is 100%.

The large but stagnant Big Bay Islandic economy, worth 200 trillion florins a year, is driven entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is mostly comprised of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 14,312 florins, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The nation has an international reputation for compassion, warfare increasingly resembles a video game, mantis shrimp studies is academia's fastest growing field, and atheists and evolutionary biologists are fleeing the country like rats from a sinking ship. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Big Bay Island's national animal is the otter, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is a major religion.

Big Bay Island is ranked 4th in Yggdrasil and 822nd in the world for Lowest Crime Rates, scoring 720.909 on the Relative Freedom From Crime Index.

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by Max Barry

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