The United Nation of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
We fight or we die
President Lynch
Regional Influence
Hermit
Civil Rights
Excellent
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Very Good

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The United Nation of Beshmakas is a colossal, socially progressive nation, ruled by President Lynch with an even hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, compulsory military service, and smutty television. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless, devout population of 9.33 billion Beshmakians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order, Education, and Healthcare are also considered important, while Welfare and Social Policy receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Stadt der Küste. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 65.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Beshmakian economy, worth a remarkable 1,071 trillion Beshmakian dollars a year, is quite specialized and dominated by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Furniture Restoration. Average income is an impressive 114,887 Beshmakian dollars, with the richest citizens earning 5.7 times as much as the poorest.

Politicians constantly ring their voters to remind them how good a job they're doing, homeowners are evicted to make way for new runways, government crews work tirelessly to retake the suburbs from organized packs of raccoons, and Beshmakas is notorious for its citizens' infidelity. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Beshmakas's national animal is the Makas Bobcat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Beshmakas is ranked 1st in Beshmakian nations and 113,804th in the world for Most Extreme, scoring 9 on the Paul-Nader Subjective Decentrality Index.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Beshmakas was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Populations.
  • : Following new legislation in Beshmakas, Beshmakas is notorious for its citizens' infidelity.
  • : Following new legislation in Beshmakas, government crews work tirelessly to retake the suburbs from organized packs of raccoons.
  • : Following new legislation in Beshmakas, homeowners are evicted to make way for new runways.
  • : Following new legislation in Beshmakas, politicians constantly ring their voters to remind them how good a job they're doing.
  • : Following new legislation in Beshmakas, the government has declared its commitment to multilateralism.
  • : Following new legislation in Beshmakas, the government has cut its subsidies for all special interest groups.
  • : Beshmakas voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Condemn Omigodtheykilledkenny"".
  • : Following new legislation in Beshmakas, an increasing percentage of the population's youth have homosexual parents.
  • : Following new legislation in Beshmakas, criminals rejoice in the streets as the entire police force is sent away on a training retreat.

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