The United Nation of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
We fight or we die
President Lynch
Regional Influence
Hermit
Region
Civil Rights
Average
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Very Good

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The United Nation of Beshmakas is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by President Lynch with an even hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, frequent executions, and anti-smoking policies. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless population of 8.276 billion Beshmakians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order, Education, and Environment also on the agenda, while Welfare and Social Policy receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Stadt der Küste. The average income tax rate is 44.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Beshmakian economy, worth 818 trillion Beshmakian dollars a year, is quite specialized and dominated by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is 98,924 Beshmakian dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.7 times as much as the poorest.

Students are wary of colorfully decorated new teachers with names like Professor Pipsqueak, business is adjusting to new gender equality policies in the workplace, all streets are privately owned toll roads, and the nation's Medal of Honour can be found as a free toy in breakfast cereal. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Beshmakas's national animal is the Makas Bobcat, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Beshmakas is ranked 1st in Nearth and 15,842nd in the world for Healthiest Citizens, with 8 Standard Bananas Ingested per capita per day.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 3 days 17 hours ago

  • 3 days 9 hours ago: Following new legislation in Beshmakas, the nation's Medal of Honour can be found as a free toy in breakfast cereal.
  • 3 days 9 hours ago: Following new legislation in Beshmakas, all streets are privately owned toll roads.
  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in Beshmakas, business is adjusting to new gender equality policies in the workplace.
  • 5 days ago: Following new legislation in Beshmakas, students are wary of colorfully decorated new teachers with names like Professor Pipsqueak.
  • 5 days ago: Following new legislation in Beshmakas, abortion is only legal in unusual circumstances.
  • 5 days ago: Beshmakas published "Best quote" (Factbook: Miscellaneous).
  • 6 days ago: Following new legislation in Beshmakas, graffiti graces every city's streets.
  • 6 days ago: Following new legislation in Beshmakas, the government is notorious for leaving citizens with almost nothing from their inheritance.
  • 6 days ago: Beshmakas published "A moments peace (1981-1986)" (Factbook: History).
  • 6 days ago: Beshmakas altered its national flag.

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