The United Nation of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
We fight or we die
President Lynch
Regional Influence
Newcomer
Civil Rights
Good
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Good

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The United Nation of Beshmakas is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by President Lynch with an even hand, and notable for its ritual sacrifices, sprawling nuclear power plants, and daily referendums. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless, devout population of 9.871 billion Beshmakians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government is primarily concerned with Defense, with Law & Order, Education, and Healthcare also on the agenda, while Welfare and Social Policy receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Stadt der Küste. The average income tax rate is 68.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Beshmakian economy, worth a remarkable 1,189 trillion Beshmakian dollars a year, is quite specialized and dominated by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an impressive 120,466 Beshmakian dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.7 times as much as the poorest.

Self-driving cars have been banned, the "Underwear of Women in Power" issue of The Stadt der Küste Times is sold out, muscular women are banned from competing in sporting competitions, and young children are regularly seen wagering pocket money at blackjack tables. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Beshmakas's national animal is the Makas Bobcat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Beshmakas is ranked 5,667th in the West Pacific and 135,904th in the world for Largest Soda Pop Sector, scoring -3 on the Addison-Fukk Productivity Rating.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Beshmakas, young children are regularly seen wagering pocket money at blackjack tables.
  • : Following new legislation in Beshmakas, muscular women are banned from competing in sporting competitions.
  • : Beshmakas was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector.
  • : Following new legislation in Beshmakas, the "Underwear of Women in Power" issue of The Stadt der Küste Times is sold out.
  • : Following new legislation in Beshmakas, self-driving cars have been banned.
  • : Following new legislation in Beshmakas, loans are available for students from poor families.
  • : Following new legislation in Beshmakas, many working fathers have never seen their children.
  • : Beshmakas was ranked in the Top 5% of the region for Safest.
  • : Beshmakas's influence in The West Pacific rose from "Hatchling" to "Newcomer".
  • : Following new legislation in Beshmakas, women wearing male lounge-wear are quizzed for hours by mental health practitioners.

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