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The Oppressed Butts of Ben Edwardcooper

“I can't believe I guessed your goddamn password”

Category: Father Knows Best State
Civil Rights:
Some
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Rare

Regional Influence: Minnow

Location: Osiris

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The Oppressed Butts of Ben Edwardcooper is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Butt with an iron fist, and notable for its suspicion of poets. Its hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 1.081 billion are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defence, and Commerce. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Butt. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 68%. A powerhouse of a private sector is dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry.

The nation is reliant on the principle of mutually assured destruction to maintain its security, untold millions of Butts are going into a new government-funded maternity leave scheme, kids laugh off vandalism and arson as "just fun", and tax evaders are regularly visited by agents of the Ben Edwardcooper Blood Tithe. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force. Ben Edwardcooper's national animal is the Butt, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its currency is the Butt.

Ben Edwardcooper is ranked 360th in Osiris and 12,503rd in the world for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring 3 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.

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