| Category: Compulsory Consumerist State | ||
| Civil Rights: Good |
Economy: Powerhouse |
Political Freedoms: Rare |
Regional Influence: Minnow
Location: Central Pacific Empire
Overview • People • Government • Economy • Trend • Analysis
The Republic of Beirut City is a massive, economically powerful nation, remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape. Its hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 2.399 billion are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.
It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Defence, Law & Order, and Religion & Spirituality. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 46%. A powerhouse of a private sector is led by the Gambling, Arms Manufacturing, and Information Technology industries.
Many newspapers agree that the government's ban on cars to combat reckless driving was "a tad excessive", citizens are regularly found digging for treasure in their gardens, citizens are forced to donate blood once every three months, and female newsreaders distract the nation by breastfeeding during broadcast. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is crippling. Beirut City's national animal is the Birds, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its currency is the Lira.
Beirut City is ranked 42nd in Central Pacific Empire and 111,969th in the world for Healthiest Citizens, with -1 Standard Bananas Ingested per capita per day.








National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity: 3 days ago
- 2 days 21 hours ago: Following new legislation in
Beirut City, female newsreaders distract the nation by breastfeeding during broadcast. - 6 days ago: Following new legislation in
Beirut City, citizens are forced to donate blood once every three months. - 12 days ago:
Beirut City fell out of the regional Top 10% for Largest Gambling Industry. - 12 days ago: Following new legislation in
Beirut City, citizens are regularly found digging for treasure in their gardens. - 27 days ago: Following new legislation in
Beirut City, many newspapers agree that the government's ban on cars to combat reckless driving was "a tad excessive". - 31 days ago:
Beirut City was reclassified from "Capitalist Paradise" to "Compulsory Consumerist State". - 31 days ago: Following new legislation in
Beirut City, protesters against the government are hanged as a warning to others. - 34 days ago: Following new legislation in
Beirut City, programmes of questionable content are shown at peak-hours. - 35 days ago:
Beirut City lodged a message on the Central Pacific Empire Regional Message Board. - 35 days ago:
Beirut City was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Shortest Average Lifespan.







