The Republic of
Father Knows Best State
Cedar
Regional Influence
Minnow
Region
Civil Rights
Average
Economy
Powerhouse
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

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The Republic of Beirut City is a colossal, orderly nation, remarkable for its ritual sacrifices, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and ban on automobiles. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 5.992 billion Beirut Cityians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The large, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Spirituality. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Beirut City City. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 60.5%.

The powerhouse Beirut Cityian economy, worth 522 trillion Lire a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Gambling, Uranium Mining, and Soda Sales. Black market activity is extensive. Average income is 87,179 Lire, with the richest citizens earning 7.3 times as much as the poorest.

The government snoops on private internet connections, sex offenders find themselves cut off from the ability to repeat their crimes, highschool principals regularly send armed truancy patrols to drag problem students to school, and UFO sightings are listed daily in the morning news. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Beirut City's national animal is the Birds, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution.

Beirut City is ranked 31st in Middle East and 69,078th in the world for Stupidest Citizens, scoring 13 on the Average Edu-UNtellignce® Test Score.

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