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The Republic of Beirut City


Category: Father Knows Best State
Civil Rights:
Political Freedoms:
Unheard Of

Regional Influence: Minnow

Location: Middle East


The Republic of Beirut City is a colossal, economically powerful nation, remarkable for its ban on automobiles. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 5.24 billion Beirut Cityians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt government stops and the rest of society begins, but it concentrates mainly on Defence, although Law & Order and Religion & Spirituality are on the agenda. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Beirut City City. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 53%. A powerhouse of a private sector is led by the Gambling industry, followed by Uranium Mining and Arms Manufacturing.

The government snoops on private internet connections, sex offenders find themselves cut off from the ability to repeat their crimes, highschool principals regularly send armed truancy patrols to drag problem students to school, and UFO sightings are listed daily in the morning news. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is pervasive. Beirut City's national animal is the Birds, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its currency is the Lira.

Beirut City is ranked 43rd in Middle East and 107,327th in the world for Most Godforsaken, with -24 Dawkins.

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