Most Influential: 162nd Largest Cheese Export Sector: 245th Largest Publishing Industry: 323rd
The Eternal Serene Republic of
Civil Rights Lovefest
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The Eternal Serene Republic of Beiluxia is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by His Eternal President Mister Smiles with a fair hand, and remarkable for its strictly enforced bedtime, daily referendums, and smutty television. The compassionate, democratic population of 11.092 billion Beiluxians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The relatively small, liberal, outspoken government prioritizes Education, with Welfare, Healthcare, and Industry also on the agenda, while Spirituality receives no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Lovers-by-the-bay. The average income tax rate is 37.8%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Beiluxian economy, worth a remarkable 1,568 trillion Smileyfaces a year, is quite specialized and dominated by the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Cheese Exports, and Furniture Restoration. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 141,435 Smileyfaces, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The government is constantly producing new maps to accommodate the continual renaming of cities, the Grinder at Fat Sal's Deli and Recycling Center is a national institution, Happy-Panda-Bear-Sunshine is one of the most popular forenames in Beiluxia, and failed genetic experiments wreak havoc as they roam the countryside. Crime is totally unknown. Beiluxia's national animal is the Happy-Panda-Bear-Sunshine, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Beiluxia is ranked 140,446th in the world and 1,616th in 10000 Islands for Most Authoritarian, with 0.01 Stalins.

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Most Influential: 162ndLargest Cheese Export Sector: 245thLargest Publishing Industry: 323rdLeast Corrupt Governments: 705thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1,272ndTop
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Most Cultured: 1,589thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 2,707thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 3,103rdSmartest Citizens: 3,432ndSafest: 3,889thMost Rebellious Youth: 4,113thMost Extensive Civil Rights: 4,294thMost Politically Free: 4,438thMost Primitive: 4,647thHighest Economic Output: 5,939thHighest Poor Incomes: 5,946thMost Developed: 6,100thMost Compassionate Citizens: 6,517thNudest: 7,109thTop
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Longest Average Lifespans: 8,166thNicest Citizens: 8,323rdMost Pacifist: 8,475thMost Beautiful Environments: 8,597thLargest Populations: 9,705thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 11,132ndHighest Average Incomes: 12,635thMost Stationary: 13,229th
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Largest Cheese Export Sector: 8th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 12th in the regionTop
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Least Corrupt Governments: 23rd in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 26th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 38th in the regionMost Influential: 42nd in the regionMost Politically Free: 43rd in the regionMost Cultured: 45th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 52nd in the regionMost Primitive: 52nd in the regionNudest: 67th in the regionSafest: 74th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 77th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 84th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 88th in the regionTop
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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 91st in the regionLargest Populations: 96th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 118th in the regionMost Stationary: 123rd in the regionMost Extreme: 126th in the regionMost Developed: 155th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 155th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Beiluxia, failed genetic experiments wreak havoc as they roam the countryside.
  • : Beiluxia was reclassified from "Left-wing Utopia" to "Civil Rights Lovefest".
  • : Beiluxia was endorsed by The Kingdom of Militanis.
  • : Beiluxia was endorsed by The Democratic Republic of Agenosa.
  • : Beiluxia was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Pacifist.
  • : Following new legislation in Beiluxia, Happy-Panda-Bear-Sunshine is one of the most popular forenames in Beiluxia.
  • : Following new legislation in Beiluxia, the Grinder at Fat Sal's Deli and Recycling Center is a national institution.
  • : Following new legislation in Beiluxia, the government is constantly producing new maps to accommodate the continual renaming of cities.
  • : Beiluxia was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Nicest Citizens.
  • : Beiluxia was endorsed by The Kingdom of The Vare.

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