Most Influential: 151st Largest Cheese Export Sector: 248th Largest Publishing Industry: 322nd
The Eternal Serene Republic of
Left-wing Utopia
Sumus liber vitŠ
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Apprentice
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Civil Rights
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Economy
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Excessive

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The Eternal Serene Republic of Beiluxia is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by His Eternal President Mister Smiles with a fair hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, free-roaming dinosaurs, and multi-spousal wedding ceremonies. The compassionate, democratic population of 10.737 billion Beiluxians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The relatively small, liberal, outspoken government prioritizes Education, with Welfare, Healthcare, and Industry also on the agenda, while Spirituality receives no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Lovers-by-the-bay. The average income tax rate is 37.1%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Beiluxian economy, worth a remarkable 1,514 trillion Smileyfaces a year, is quite specialized and dominated by the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Cheese Exports, and Furniture Restoration. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 141,085 Smileyfaces, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The law is more interested in punishing crime than preventing it, gambling is outlawed, the government is spending billions of taxpayer Smileyfaces to support "struggling" industries, and the government spends more on chasing distant comets than on basic infrastructure. Crime is totally unknown. Beiluxia's national animal is the Happy-Panda-Bear-Sunshine, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Beiluxia is ranked 2,277th in the world and 34th in 10000 Islands for Largest Basket Weaving Sector, scoring 8,415.7 on the Hickory Productivity Index.

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Most Influential: 151stLargest Cheese Export Sector: 248thLargest Publishing Industry: 322ndLeast Corrupt Governments: 667thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 899thTop
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Most Cultured: 1,527thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 2,277thMost Primitive: 2,861stLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 2,971stSmartest Citizens: 3,317thSafest: 3,879thMost Rebellious Youth: 3,972ndMost Politically Free: 4,048thMost Extensive Civil Rights: 4,051stHighest Poor Incomes: 5,502ndNudest: 5,856thMost Developed: 5,980thHighest Economic Output: 5,992ndMost Compassionate Citizens: 6,767thTop
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Longest Average Lifespans: 7,811thMost Beautiful Environments: 8,093rdNicest Citizens: 8,616thMost Pacifist: 8,797thLargest Populations: 9,930thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 10,795thHighest Average Incomes: 12,298thMost Stationary: 13,869th
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Largest Cheese Export Sector: 5th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 12th in the regionTop
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Least Corrupt Governments: 23rd in the regionMost Primitive: 29th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 34th in the regionMost Influential: 44th in the regionMost Cultured: 45th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 49th in the regionNudest: 51st in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 52nd in the regionMost Politically Free: 53rd in the regionSafest: 73rd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 75th in the regionTop
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Most Rebellious Youth: 91st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 95th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 100th in the regionLargest Populations: 101st in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 112th in the regionMost Stationary: 132nd in the regionMost Extreme: 135th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 153rd in the regionMost Developed: 154th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Beiluxia, the government spends more on chasing distant comets than on basic infrastructure.
  • : Following new legislation in Beiluxia, the government is spending billions of taxpayer Smileyfaces to support "struggling" industries.
  • : Following new legislation in Beiluxia, gambling is outlawed.
  • : Beiluxia was reclassified from "Civil Rights Lovefest" to "Left-wing Utopia".
  • : Following new legislation in Beiluxia, the law is more interested in punishing crime than preventing it.
  • : Beiluxia was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Beautiful Environments.
  • : Beiluxia was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Inclusive.
  • : Beiluxia endorsed The Confederacy of Louisistan.
  • : Following new legislation in Beiluxia, the nation's leading climatologists are investigating animal flatulence in efforts to reduce methane emissions.
  • : Following new legislation in Beiluxia, people are now classified as male, female, or genderqueer.

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