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The Eternal Serene Republic of Beiluxia is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by His Eternal President Mister Smiles with a fair hand, and notable for its strictly enforced bedtime, smutty television, and keen interest in outer space. The compassionate, democratic population of 9.864 billion Beiluxians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, liberal, outspoken government prioritizes Education, although Healthcare, Welfare, and Environment are also considered important, while Spirituality receives no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Lovers-by-the-bay. The average income tax rate is 67.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Beiluxian economy, worth a remarkable 1,414 trillion Smileyfaces a year, is quite specialized and led by the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Cheese Exports, and Furniture Restoration. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 143,439 Smileyfaces, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Bris parties are all the rage, voting is voluntary, Beiluxia's children are widely acknowledged as the most foul-mouthed in the region, and motorists must pay to enter inner-cities during peak hours. Crime is totally unknown. Beiluxia's national animal is the Happy-Panda-Bear-Sunshine, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Beiluxia is ranked 46th in 10000 Islands and 7,601st in the world for Most Primitive, scoring 56 on the Scary Big Number Scale.

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