Most Influential: 144th Largest Cheese Export Sector: 239th Largest Publishing Industry: 315th
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The Eternal Serene Republic of Beiluxia is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by His Eternal President Mister Smiles with a fair hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, daily referendums, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic population of 10.538 billion Beiluxians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The relatively small, liberal, outspoken government prioritizes Education, although Healthcare, Welfare, and Industry are also considered important, while Spirituality receives no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Lovers-by-the-bay. The average income tax rate is 34.0%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Beiluxian economy, worth a remarkable 1,479 trillion Smileyfaces a year, is quite specialized and dominated by the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Cheese Exports, and Furniture Restoration. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 140,356 Smileyfaces, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Chickens roam the streets freely, discrimination on the basis of sexual orientation is illegal, the government helps teach children how to kill a man from six paces, and the fire protection service is wholly government-funded. Crime is totally unknown. Beiluxia's national animal is the Happy-Panda-Bear-Sunshine, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Beiluxia is ranked 163,469th in the world and 1,781st in 10000 Islands for Most Authoritarian, with 0.02 Stalins.

Most Influential: 144thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 239thLargest Publishing Industry: 315thLeast Corrupt Governments: 616thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 899thMost Cultured: 1,452ndTop
Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 2,383rdMost Primitive: 2,873rdLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 3,019thSmartest Citizens: 3,314thSafest: 3,685thMost Rebellious Youth: 3,909thMost Politically Free: 4,230thMost Developed: 5,499thHighest Poor Incomes: 5,837thHighest Economic Output: 6,040thMost Compassionate Citizens: 6,506thNudest: 7,404thLongest Average Lifespans: 7,553rdNicest Citizens: 7,905thMost Beautiful Environments: 8,167thMost Pacifist: 8,894thTop
Most Extensive Civil Rights: 9,205thLargest Populations: 10,063rdMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 10,776thHighest Average Incomes: 11,957thMost Stationary: 14,206thMost Inclusive: 17,816th
Largest Cheese Export Sector: 7th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 11th in the regionTop
Least Corrupt Governments: 22nd in the regionMost Primitive: 28th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 35th in the regionMost Influential: 42nd in the regionMost Cultured: 50th in the regionMost Politically Free: 53rd in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 60th in the regionSafest: 64th in the regionNudest: 71st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 78th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 89th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 90th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 91st in the regionTop
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 101st in the regionLargest Populations: 102nd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 118th in the regionMost Stationary: 136th in the regionMost Developed: 140th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 146th in the regionNicest Citizens: 180th in the regionMost Pacifist: 185th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 190th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 197th in the region

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