Most Influential: 156th Largest Cheese Export Sector: 259th Largest Publishing Industry: 323rd
The Eternal Serene Republic of
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The Eternal Serene Republic of Beiluxia is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by His Eternal President Mister Smiles with a fair hand, and notable for its strictly enforced bedtime, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and keen interest in outer space. The compassionate, democratic population of 10.929 billion Beiluxians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The relatively small, liberal, outspoken government prioritizes Education, although Welfare, Healthcare, and Industry are also considered important, while Spirituality receives no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Lovers-by-the-bay. The average income tax rate is 38.1%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Beiluxian economy, worth a remarkable 1,544 trillion Smileyfaces a year, is quite specialized and dominated by the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Cheese Exports, and Furniture Restoration. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 141,300 Smileyfaces, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Gambling is outlawed, the government is spending billions of taxpayer Smileyfaces to support "struggling" industries, the government spends more on chasing distant comets than on basic infrastructure, and the military recognizes no difference between male and female soldiers. Crime is totally unknown. Beiluxia's national animal is the Happy-Panda-Bear-Sunshine, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Beiluxia is ranked 169,178th in the world and 2,066th in 10000 Islands for Most Corrupt Governments, with 0.31 Kickbacks Per Hour.

Most Influential: 156thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 259thLargest Publishing Industry: 323rdLeast Corrupt Governments: 673rdMost World Assembly Endorsements: 962ndMost Cultured: 1,548thTop
Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 2,395thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 3,049thSmartest Citizens: 3,386thMost Primitive: 3,409thSafest: 3,847thMost Rebellious Youth: 4,039thMost Extensive Civil Rights: 4,078thMost Politically Free: 4,213thHighest Poor Incomes: 5,679thHighest Economic Output: 5,934thMost Developed: 6,108thMost Compassionate Citizens: 6,687thNudest: 6,752ndLongest Average Lifespans: 7,930thMost Beautiful Environments: 8,219thTop
Nicest Citizens: 8,490thMost Pacifist: 8,740thLargest Populations: 9,734thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 10,915thHighest Average Incomes: 12,470thMost Stationary: 13,446thMost Inclusive: 16,438th
Largest Cheese Export Sector: 8th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 13th in the regionTop
Least Corrupt Governments: 23rd in the regionMost Primitive: 33rd in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 34th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 39th in the regionMost Influential: 43rd in the regionMost Cultured: 46th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 53rd in the regionMost Politically Free: 57th in the regionNudest: 66th in the regionSafest: 72nd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 78th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 86th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 88th in the regionLargest Populations: 91st in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 94th in the regionTop
Highest Poor Incomes: 116th in the regionMost Stationary: 127th in the regionMost Developed: 152nd in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 152nd in the regionMost Extreme: 158th in the regionMost Pacifist: 185th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 193rd in the regionNicest Citizens: 198th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 203rd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 207th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Beiluxia was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Nicest Citizens.
  • : Beiluxia was endorsed by The Kingdom of The Vare.
  • : Beiluxia voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Protection of Partially Born".
  • : Beiluxia was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Inclusive.
  • : Beiluxia was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Beautiful Environments.
  • : Beiluxia was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Cultured and the Top 5% for Longest Average Lifespans.
  • : Beiluxia was endorsed by The Kingdom of Rabbitomia.
  • : Beiluxia was endorsed by The Republic of Myopic.
  • : Following new legislation in Beiluxia, the military recognizes no difference between male and female soldiers.
  • : Following new legislation in Beiluxia, the government spends more on chasing distant comets than on basic infrastructure.


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