The Eternal Serene Republic of
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The Eternal Serene Republic of Beiluxia is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by His Eternal President Mister Smiles with a fair hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, strictly enforced bedtime, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic, devout population of 9.129 billion Beiluxians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The medium-sized, liberal, outspoken government prioritizes Education, although Healthcare, Welfare, and Environment are also considered important, while Spirituality is ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Lovers-by-the-bay. The average income tax rate is 67.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Beiluxian economy, worth a remarkable 1,301 trillion Smileyfaces a year, is quite specialized and led by the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Cheese Exports, and Furniture Restoration. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 142,546 Smileyfaces, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Anti-government political posters adorn every building like wallpaper, the nation's official head of religious affairs is an atheist, euthanasia is legal, and third party candidates are now gaining some representation in Parliament. Crime is totally unknown. Beiluxia's national animal is the Happy-Panda-Bear-Sunshine, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Beiluxia is ranked 48th in 10000 Islands and 1,397th in the world for Most Godforsaken, with 248 Dawkins.

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