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The Eternal Serene Republic of Beiluxia is a colossal, socially progressive nation, ruled by His Eternal President Mister Smiles with a fair hand, and remarkable for its anti-smoking policies, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and smutty television. The compassionate, democratic population of 9.422 billion Beiluxians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, liberal, outspoken government prioritizes Education, with Healthcare, Welfare, and Environment also on the agenda, while Spirituality receives no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Lovers-by-the-bay. The average income tax rate is 67.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Beiluxian economy, worth a remarkable 1,338 trillion Smileyfaces a year, is quite specialized and led by the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Cheese Exports, and Furniture Restoration. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 142,106 Smileyfaces, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Third party candidates are now gaining some representation in Parliament, the government helps teach children how to kill a man from six paces, the nation is known abroad mostly for its Parliamentary antics, and wind farms are erected on shuttered oil platforms. Crime is totally unknown. Beiluxia's national animal is the Happy-Panda-Bear-Sunshine, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Beiluxia is ranked 90th in 10000 Islands and 8,318th in the world for Nudest, with 222 Cheeks per Square Mile.

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