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The Insane Muppet Licker of Beeker Stalker

“You can MEEP MEEP me anytime ;)”

Category: Compulsory Consumerist State
Civil Rights:
Below Average
Very Strong
Political Freedoms:

Regional Influence: Minnow

Location: Madrigal


The Insane Muppet Licker of Beeker Stalker is a massive, economically powerful nation, remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape. The compassionate, hard-working, cynical population of 2.229 billion Beeker Stalkerians are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

The small government concentrates mainly on Religion & Spirituality, although Social Welfare and Commerce are secondary priorities. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 13%. A robust private sector is led by the Uranium Mining industry, followed by Retail and Cheese Exports.

It is illegal to make racist remarks in public. Crime is a serious problem, probably because of the country's utter lack of prisons. Beeker Stalker's national animal is the Muppet Muppet Frog, and its currency is the Human Flesh.

Beeker Stalker is ranked 51st in Madrigal and 69,933rd in the world for Highest Drug Use, scoring 53 on the Pineapple Fondness Rating.

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