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The Insane Muppet Licker of Beeker Stalker

“You can MEEP MEEP me anytime ;)”

Category: Compulsory Consumerist State
Civil Rights:
Below Average
Very Strong
Political Freedoms:

Regional Influence: Handshaker

Location: Beeker Island


The Insane Muppet Licker of Beeker Stalker is a massive, economically powerful nation, notable for its complete lack of prisons. The compassionate, hard-working, cynical population of 2.577 billion Beeker Stalkerians are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

The small government concentrates mainly on Religion & Spirituality, although Social Welfare and Commerce are on the agenda. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 14%. A robust private sector is led by the Uranium Mining industry, followed by Retail and Cheese Exports.

It is illegal to make racist remarks in public. Crime is a serious problem, probably because of the country's utter lack of prisons. Beeker Stalker's national animal is the Muppet Muppet Frog, and its currency is the Human Flesh.

Beeker Stalker is ranked 1st in Beeker Island and 26,644th in the world for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring 2 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.

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Most Recent Government Activity: 44 days ago


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