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The Insane Muppet Licker of Beeker Stalker

“You can MEEP MEEP me anytime ;)”

Category: Compulsory Consumerist State
Civil Rights:
Below Average
Very Strong
Political Freedoms:

Regional Influence: Duckspeaker

Location: Beeker Island


The Insane Muppet Licker of Beeker Stalker is a massive, economically powerful nation, notable for its complete lack of prisons. The compassionate, hard-working, cynical population of 2.452 billion Beeker Stalkerians are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

The small government is mainly concerned with Religion & Spirituality, although Social Welfare and Commerce are on the agenda. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 14%. A robust private sector is led by the Uranium Mining industry, followed by Retail and Cheese Exports.

It is illegal to make racist remarks in public. Crime is a serious problem, probably because of the country's utter lack of prisons. Beeker Stalker's national animal is the Muppet Muppet Frog, and its currency is the Human Flesh.

Beeker Stalker is ranked 4th in Beeker Island and 107,100th in the world for Most Scientifically Advanced, scoring 21 on the Kurzweil Singularity Index.

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