Location: Beeker Island

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The Insane Muppet Licker of Beeker Stalker is a massive, devout nation, notable for its complete lack of prisons. Its compassionate, hard-working, cynical population of 1.79 billion are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

The small government is mainly concerned with Religion & Spirituality, although Social Welfare and Commerce are secondary priorities. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 13%. A robust private sector is led by the Uranium Mining industry, followed by Retail and Cheese Exports.

It is illegal to make racist remarks in public. Crime is a serious problem, probably because of the country's utter lack of prisons. Beeker Stalker's national animal is the Muppet Muppet Frog, and its currency is the Human Flesh.

Beeker Stalker is ranked 3rd in Beeker Island and 95,412th in the world for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 3 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.

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NationStates by Max Barry, author of and