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The Free Bears of Bears Armed Bears Armed was Commended by Security Council Resolution # 124

“Do we WHAT in the woods?”

Category: Anarchy
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Regional Influence: Envoy

Location: International Democratic Union


The Free Bears of Bears Armed is a gargantuan, devout nation, ruled by Chairbear of the High Council with a fair hand, and notable for its happy-go-lucky citizens. The hard-nosed, hard-working, intelligent population of 18.311 billion Bears live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

There is no government in the normal sense of the word; however, a small group of community-minded, liberal individuals juggles the competing demands of Commerce, Education, and the Environment. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Council Groves. Income tax is unheard of. A powerhouse of a private sector is dominated by the Tourism industry.

Major cities shut down as their local sports team takes to the field every day, the nation refuses to provide international aid, the military frequently holds bake sales to raise funds, and 'Mountain Doobie' is widely regarded as the nation's favourite drink. Crime is well under control, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Bears Armed's national animal is the goldilocks, which is also the nation's favorite main course, its national religion is One Plus Seven, and its currency is the thaler.

Bears Armed is ranked 3rd in International Democratic Union and 1,438th in the world for Best Weather, with 369 Metres of Sunlight Above Expected.

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