Bears Armed was Commended by Security Council Resolution # 124
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The Free Bears of Bears Armed is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Chairbear of the High Council with a fair hand, and remarkable for its frequent executions, daily referendums, and smutty television. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, cheerful population of 19.372 billion Bears live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, liberal, outspoken government, or what there is of one, prioritizes Industry, with Education also on the agenda, while Social Policy and Welfare receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Council Groves. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Urrsish economy, worth a remarkable 4,682 trillion thalers a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is dominated by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Gambling, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an amazing 241,716 thalers, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 816,708 per year while the poor average 52,913, a ratio of 15.4 to 1.

Military spending recently hit a new high, there's a shortage of swinging hot spots as land development grinds to a halt, students who refuse to pray are expelled from school, and students are known to arrive at school in their pyjamas. Crime, especially youth-related, is pervasive, probably because of the absence of a police force. Bears Armed's national animal is the goldilocks, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is One Plus Seven.

Bears Armed is ranked 82nd in International Democratic Union and 138,616th in the world for Most Avoided, scoring -2,060.46 on the Kardashian Reflex Score.

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