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The Free Bears of Bears Armed is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Chairbear of the High Council with a fair hand, and renowned for its deadly medical pandemics, unlimited-speed roads, and smutty television. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 22.661 billion Bears hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The minute, liberal, outspoken government, or what there is of one, juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Council Groves. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Urrsish economy, worth a remarkable 6,030 trillion golden thalers a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is dominated by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Gambling, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an amazing 266,132 golden thalers, with the richest citizens earning 9.2 times as much as the poorest.

Maxtopian tourists make expensive pilgrimages to Council Groves to enjoy their national art, relations with Dàguó have warmed from frosty to chilly, village elders are often called in to interpret voting outcomes in Parliament, and tourists from around the world come to visit the country's famous rainforests. Crime is well under control. Bears Armed's national animal is the goldilocks, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is One Plus Seven.

Bears Armed is ranked 1,018th in the world and 2nd in International Democratic Union for Most Popular Tourist Destinations, with 2,457.27 Tourists Per Hour.

Most Efficient Economies: 128thMost Cheerful Citizens: 154thMost Cultured: 225thMost Primitive: 237thLargest Agricultural Sector: 494thMost Stationary: 586thHighest Economic Output: 627thLargest Publishing Industry: 766thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 774thLargest Gambling Industry: 946thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 946thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1,018thMost Beautiful Environments: 1,025thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1,117thLongest Average Lifespans: 1,760thBest Weather: 1,779thHighest Average Incomes: 1,887thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1,912thTop
Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1,991stRudest Citizens: 2,021stLargest Populations: 2,295thMost Influential: 3,322ndHighest Wealthy Incomes: 3,634thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 4,511thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 5,701stMost Devout: 5,704thMost Developed: 5,896thLargest Retail Industry: 5,977thNicest Citizens: 6,016thSmartest Citizens: 6,251stLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 6,283rdMost Extensive Civil Rights: 7,764thMost Politically Free: 8,711thNudest: 8,925thTop
Most Rebellious Youth: 11,391stLargest Black Market: 12,899thHighest Poor Incomes: 13,334thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 15,432ndMost World Assembly Endorsements: 18,426th
Most Devout: 1st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 1st in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1st in the regionMost Primitive: 1st in the regionMost Cultured: 1st in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 1st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 1st in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 1st in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 1st in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 2nd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 2nd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 2nd in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 2nd in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 2nd in the regionMost Stationary: 2nd in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 3rd in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 3rd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 3rd in the regionBest Weather: 3rd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 3rd in the regionRudest Citizens: 3rd in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 3rd in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 3rd in the regionTop
Most Extensive Civil Rights: 6th in the regionNudest: 7th in the regionNicest Citizens: 7th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 7th in the regionMost Influential: 7th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 8th in the region

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