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Most Efficient Economies: 129th Most Cheerful Citizens: 156th Most Primitive: 207th
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The Free Bears of Bears Armed is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Chairbear of the High Council with a fair hand, and renowned for its avant-garde cinema, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 21.776 billion Bears hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The minute, liberal, outspoken government, or what there is of one, juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Council Groves. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Urrsish economy, worth a remarkable 5,691 trillion golden thalers a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is dominated by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Gambling, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an amazing 261,357 golden thalers, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 741,931 per year while the poor average 73,538, a ratio of 10.1 to 1.

Chickens roam the streets freely, the most popular WhoTube videos are ones featuring parodies of iconic songs, there's a shortage of swinging hot spots as land development grinds to a halt, and the government has enacted freedom of information. Crime is relatively low. Bears Armed's national animal is the goldilocks, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is One Plus Seven.

Bears Armed is ranked 424th in the world and 1st in International Democratic Union for Largest Agricultural Sector, scoring 15,955.57 on the Mu-Bah-Daggs Productivity Index.

Most Efficient Economies: 129thMost Cheerful Citizens: 156thMost Primitive: 207thMost Cultured: 251stLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 360thLargest Agricultural Sector: 424thMost Stationary: 617thHighest Economic Output: 645thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 689thLargest Publishing Industry: 791stLargest Gambling Industry: 881stLowest Overall Tax Burden: 900thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1,012thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1,031stMost Beautiful Environments: 1,090thRudest Citizens: 1,544thLongest Average Lifespans: 1,726thBest Weather: 1,736thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1,809thTop
Highest Average Incomes: 1,871stMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 2,112thLargest Populations: 2,343rdMost Influential: 3,171stHighest Wealthy Incomes: 3,385thMost Politically Free: 3,730thMost Extensive Civil Rights: 4,854thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 5,232ndMost Developed: 5,239thLargest Retail Industry: 5,273rdNicest Citizens: 5,820thSmartest Citizens: 5,933rdMost Devout: 6,005thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 6,580thNudest: 6,670thTop
Largest Cheese Export Sector: 10,390thLargest Black Market: 12,293rdHighest Poor Incomes: 15,475thMost Rebellious Youth: 15,659th
Most Devout: 1st in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 1st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 1st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 1st in the regionMost Cultured: 1st in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1st in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 1st in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Primitive: 1st in the regionRudest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 1st in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 1st in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1st in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 1st in the regionMost Stationary: 2nd in the regionMost Politically Free: 2nd in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 2nd in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 2nd in the regionNudest: 2nd in the regionBest Weather: 2nd in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 2nd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 2nd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 3rd in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 3rd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 3rd in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 3rd in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 3rd in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 4th in the regionTop
Most Developed: 7th in the regionMost Influential: 7th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 8th in the regionNicest Citizens: 8th in the region

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