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The Free Bears of Bears Armed Bears Armed was Commended by Security Council Resolution # 124

“Do we WHAT in the woods?”

Category: Anarchy
Civil Rights:
World Benchmark
Political Freedoms:
World Benchmark

Regional Influence: Diplomat

Location: International Democratic Union


The Free Bears of Bears Armed is a gargantuan, economically powerful nation, ruled by Chairbear of the High Council with a fair hand, and renowned for its happy-go-lucky citizens. Its hard-nosed, hard-working, intelligent population of 17.179 billion live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

There is no government in the normal sense of the word; however, a small group of community-minded, liberal, pro-business individuals juggles the competing demands of Education, Commerce, and the Environment. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Council Groves. Income tax is unheard of. A powerhouse of a private sector is dominated by the Tourism industry.

Bears Armed successfully hosted the International Democratic Union Olympics, murderers frequently escape punishment by claiming they were protecting their honour, young people crowd pizza parlors praying to 'The Supreme Pizza, His Immaculate Munchiness', and the populace harbors a fierce hatred of the metric system. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Bears Armed's national animal is the goldilocks, which is also the nation's favorite main course, its national religion is One Plus Seven, and its currency is the thaler.

Bears Armed is ranked 83rd in International Democratic Union and 114,852nd in the world for Largest Mining Sector, scoring -6 on the Blue Sky Asbestos Index.

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by Max Barry

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