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The Free Bears of Bears Armed Bears Armed was Commended by Security Council Resolution # 124

“Do we WHAT in the woods?”

Category: Anarchy
Civil Rights:
World Benchmark
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
World Benchmark

Regional Influence: Envoy

Location: International Democratic Union

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The Free Bears of Bears Armed is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Chairbear of the High Council with a fair hand, and renowned for its happy-go-lucky citizens. The hard-nosed, hard-working, intelligent population of 17.979 billion Bears live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

There is no government in the normal sense of the word; however, a small group of community-minded, liberal individuals juggles the competing demands of Commerce, Education, and the Environment. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Council Groves. Income tax is unheard of. A powerhouse of a private sector is dominated by the Tourism industry.

Glittering new sports stadiums adorn every city and town, legislators work 24/7 due to an influx of single-issue bills, citizens are enjoying a recent large cut in taxes, and a typical fast food menu item could serve a small army. Crime is well under control, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Bears Armed's national animal is the goldilocks, which is also the nation's favorite main course, its national religion is One Plus Seven, and its currency is the thaler.

Bears Armed is ranked 74th in International Democratic Union and 67,748th in the world for Least Corrupt Governments, scoring -31 on the Inverse Mugabe Relativity Rating.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 21 hours ago

  • 2 days 21 hours ago: Following new legislation in Bears Armed, a typical fast food menu item could serve a small army.
  • 3 days 21 hours ago: Following new legislation in Bears Armed, citizens are enjoying a recent large cut in taxes.
  • 4 days ago: Bears Armed's influence in International Democratic Union fell from "Diplomat" to "Envoy".
  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in Bears Armed, legislators work 24/7 due to an influx of single-issue bills.
  • 10 days ago: Following new legislation in Bears Armed, glittering new sports stadiums adorn every city and town.
  • 12 days ago: Bears Armed lodged a message on the International Democratic Union Regional Message Board.
  • 14 days ago: Bears Armed lodged a message on the International Democratic Union Regional Message Board.
  • 16 days ago: Following new legislation in Bears Armed, the nation refuses to provide international aid.
  • 16 days ago: Following new legislation in Bears Armed, administrative districts are increasingly defined by their taste in housing architecture.
  • 18 days ago: Following new legislation in Bears Armed, the nation has welcomed its expats back with open arms.

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