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The Free Bears of Bears Armed Bears Armed was Commended by Security Council Resolution # 124

“Do we WHAT in the woods?”

Category: Anarchy
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Regional Influence: Diplomat

Location: International Democratic Union


The Free Bears of Bears Armed is a gargantuan, economically powerful nation, ruled by Chairbear of the High Council with a fair hand, and notable for its happy-go-lucky citizens. The hard-nosed, hard-working, intelligent population of 18.652 billion Bears live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

There is no government in the normal sense of the word; however, a small group of community-minded, liberal, pro-business individuals juggles the competing demands of Commerce, Education, and the Environment. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Council Groves. Income tax is unheard of. A powerhouse of a private sector is dominated by the Tourism industry.

Citizens are enjoying a recent large cut in taxes, students are wary of colorfully decorated new teachers with names like Professor Pipsqueak, glittering new sports stadiums adorn every city and town, and nude art is becoming wildly popular. Crime is well under control, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Bears Armed's national animal is the goldilocks, which is also the nation's favorite main course, its national religion is One Plus Seven, and its currency is the thaler.

Bears Armed is ranked 2nd in International Democratic Union and 2,660th in the world for Largest Soda Pop Sector, scoring 9 on the Addison-Fukk Productivity Rating.

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by Max Barry

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