The All Persons Cherished of
Anarchy
Founded 29 May 2004
Bobby ButterPaws
Regional Influence
Eminence Grise
WA Delegate
Region
Civil Rights
Excessive
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Corrupted

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The All Persons Cherished of BearNation is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Bobby ButterPaws with a fair hand, and remarkable for its frequent executions, daily referendums, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 25.485 billion Bears live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The medium-sized, liberal, outspoken government prioritizes Education, with Environment and Industry also on the agenda, while Law & Order and Defense are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Bear City. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 35.8%.

The frighteningly efficient BearNationian economy, worth a remarkable 8,846 trillion Irish gold coins a year, is highly specialized and dominated by the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Gambling, and Information Technology. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an amazing 347,144 Irish gold coins, with the richest citizens earning 7.7 times as much as the poorest.

The automotive industry soaks up huge government handouts, artists are pillars of society, BearNation's Medieval Faire is renowned as one of the best in the region, and Bobby ButterPaws's mistress is the belle at many state balls. Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. BearNation's national animal is the poodle, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

BearNation is ranked 310th in Gay and 143,629th in the world for Lowest Crime Rates, scoring -2,060.422 on the Relative Freedom From Crime Index.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in BearNation, Bobby ButterPaws's mistress is the belle at many state balls.
  • : Following new legislation in BearNation, BearNation's Medieval Faire is renowned as one of the best in the region.
  • : Following new legislation in BearNation, artists are pillars of society.
  • : BearNation lodged a message on the Gay Regional Message Board.
  • : BearNation lodged a message on the Gay Regional Message Board.
  • : BearNation lodged a message on the Gay Regional Message Board.
  • : Following new legislation in BearNation, the automotive industry soaks up huge government handouts.
  • : Following new legislation in BearNation, students in BearNation's schools rarely attend their classes.
  • : Following new legislation in BearNation, truth is often impossible to tell from fiction on the evening news.
  • : Following new legislation in BearNation, breast milk lattes are the newest fad among hip urbanites.

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