Highest Crime Rates: 6th Most Armed: 9th Largest Publishing Industry: 9th
The Hairy Old Dude of
Civil Rights Lovefest
Founded 29 May 2004
Bobby ButterPaws Nick
Regional Influence
Eminence Grise
WA Delegate
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Civil Rights
World Benchmark
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Corrupted

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The Hairy Old Dude of BearNation is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Bobby ButterPaws Nick with a fair hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, national health service, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, cheerful population of 26.65 billion Bears hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The tiny, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Bear City. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient bearish economy, worth a remarkable 7,761 trillion bearpaws a year, is highly specialized and dominated by the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Information Technology, and Gambling. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is an amazing 291,251 bearpaws, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.1 times as much as the poorest.

Traffic cops spend most of their work-hours calculating citizens' monthly income, elevator music has been replaced by thrash metal played at maximum volume, the nation is famous for having one of the world's largest poodle hunting institutions, and exam halls are littered with used needles and empty pill bottles. Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. BearNation's national animal is the poodle, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

BearNation is ranked 2,416th in the world and 16th in Gay for Highest Poor Incomes, with 136,851.36 Standard Monetary Units.

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Highest Crime Rates: 6thMost Armed: 9thLargest Publishing Industry: 9thMost Rebellious Youth: 12thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 13thMost Developed: 16thMost Beautiful Environments: 35thMost Cultured: 35thLongest Average Lifespans: 41stSmartest Citizens: 87thMost Influential: 115thBest Weather: 155thMost Cheerful Citizens: 290thLargest Gambling Industry: 362ndHighest Economic Output: 372ndHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 521stMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 561stRudest Citizens: 574thMost Scientifically Advanced: 583rdLowest Overall Tax Burden: 745thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 883rdLargest Information Technology Sector: 890thMost Subsidized Industry: 944thLargest Populations: 1,034thMost Stationary: 1,293rdLargest Black Market: 1,363rdHighest Average Incomes: 1,389thMost Politically Free: 1,526thTop
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Most Efficient Economies: 1,868thLargest Retail Industry: 2,310thHighest Poor Incomes: 2,416thLeast Corrupt Governments: 3,104thMost Inclusive: 4,551stMost Extensive Civil Rights: 4,810thHighest Drug Use: 5,741stHighest Wealthy Incomes: 5,844thMost Advanced Public Education: 6,096thNudest: 7,257thTop
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Healthiest Citizens: 10,045thLargest Governments: 11,389thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 12,571stMost Extreme: 14,740th
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Most Beautiful Environments: 1st in the regionMost Developed: 1st in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 1st in the regionMost Cultured: 1st in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 1st in the regionMost Armed: 1st in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 1st in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionMost Influential: 1st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1st in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1st in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 1st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 2nd in the regionBest Weather: 2nd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 2nd in the regionTop
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Rudest Citizens: 3rd in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 3rd in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 3rd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 4th in the regionMost Stationary: 4th in the regionMost Politically Free: 4th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 4th in the regionLargest Black Market: 4th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 5th in the regionLargest Populations: 5th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 6th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 7th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 9th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 9th in the regionTop
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Highest Wealthy Incomes: 14th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 16th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 19th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 21st in the regionNudest: 26th in the regionMost Extreme: 27th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : BearNation was endorsed by The Hedonistic Commonwealth of Trevor Philips Enterprise.
  • : Following new legislation in BearNation, exam halls are littered with used needles and empty pill bottles.
  • : Following new legislation in BearNation, the nation is famous for having one of the world's largest poodle hunting institutions.
  • : BearNation lodged a message on the Gay Regional Message Board.
  • : Following new legislation in BearNation, elevator music has been replaced by thrash metal played at maximum volume.
  • : Following new legislation in BearNation, traffic cops spend most of their work-hours calculating citizens' monthly income.
  • : Following new legislation in BearNation, the nation leads Gay in per capita stalking.
  • : Following new legislation in BearNation, a new generation of aquariumless hotels are being built under government supervision.
  • : Following new legislation in BearNation, every week is blindness awareness week.
  • : BearNation lodged a message on the Gay Regional Message Board.

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