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The Cranky Old Grizzly of BearNation

“Founded 29 May 2004.”

Category: Anarchy
Civil Rights:
Frightening
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Corrupted

Regional Influence: Eminence Grise

Location: Gay

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The Cranky Old Grizzly of BearNation is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Bobby ButterPaws with a fair hand, and notable for its complete lack of prisons. The hard-nosed, hard-working, intelligent population of 22.351 billion Bears live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

There is no government in the normal sense of the word; however, a small group of community-minded, liberal, pro-business individuals juggles the competing demands of Education, the Environment, and Commerce. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Bear City. Income tax is unheard of. A powerhouse of a private sector is dominated by the Book Publishing industry.

Children are sent to either religious or secular schools, the fire protection service is wholly government-funded, rioting during the nation's hosting of ORDER caused one million bearlodges of property damage, and teenagers across the country are celebrating the defeat of a national curfew bill. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is crippling, probably because of the country's utter lack of prisons. BearNation's national animal is the claw, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its currency is the bearlodge.

BearNation is ranked 120th in Gay and 112,494th in the world for Safest, scoring -5,820.4 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 8 hours ago

  • 4 hours ago: Following new legislation in BearNation, teenagers across the country are celebrating the defeat of a national curfew bill.
  • 1 day 4 hours ago: Following new legislation in BearNation, rioting during the nation's hosting of ORDER caused one million bearlodges of property damage.
  • 1 day 16 hours ago: Following new legislation in BearNation, the fire protection service is wholly government-funded.
  • 1 day 16 hours ago: Following new legislation in BearNation, children are sent to either religious or secular schools.
  • 1 day 18 hours ago: BearNation voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Liberate Panem"".
  • 1 day 18 hours ago: BearNation lodged a message on the Gay Regional Message Board.
  • 2 days 16 hours ago: Following new legislation in BearNation, glittering new sports stadiums adorn every city and town.
  • 2 days 17 hours ago: BearNation lodged a message on the Gay Regional Message Board.
  • 2 days 17 hours ago: BearNation lodged a message on the Gay Regional Message Board.
  • 3 days 4 hours ago: Following new legislation in BearNation, murderers frequently escape punishment by claiming they were protecting their honour.

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