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The Cranky Old Grizzly of BearNation

“Founded 29 May 2004.”

Category: Anarchy
Civil Rights:
Excessive
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Corrupted

Regional Influence: Eminence Grise

Location: Gay

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The Cranky Old Grizzly of BearNation is a gargantuan, economically powerful nation, ruled by Bobby ButterPaws with a fair hand, and notable for its happy-go-lucky citizens. The hard-nosed, hard-working, intelligent population of 22.511 billion Bears live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

There is no government in the normal sense of the word; however, a small group of community-minded, liberal individuals juggles the competing demands of Education, the Environment, and Commerce. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Bear City. Income tax is unheard of. A powerhouse of a private sector is dominated by the Book Publishing industry.

The capital of BearNation has burned to the ground and caused riots throughout the country, almost half of the child population live rough on the streets, corporations donate huge sums of money to favored politicians, and birth rates have hit an all-time low. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is crippling, probably because of the country's utter lack of prisons. BearNation's national animal is the claw, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its currency is the bearlodge.

BearNation is ranked 7th in Gay and 821st in the world for Most Godforsaken, with 289 Dawkins.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 1 day 4 hours ago

  • 1 day 3 hours ago: Following new legislation in BearNation, birth rates have hit an all-time low.
  • 1 day 4 hours ago: BearNation voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Nuclear Arms Protocol".
  • 1 day 15 hours ago: BearNation was reclassified from "Civil Rights Lovefest" to "Anarchy".
  • 1 day 15 hours ago: Following new legislation in BearNation, corporations donate huge sums of money to favored politicians.
  • 1 day 15 hours ago: Following new legislation in BearNation, almost half of the child population live rough on the streets.
  • 1 day 15 hours ago: Following new legislation in BearNation, the capital of BearNation has burned to the ground and caused riots throughout the country.
  • 1 day 18 hours ago: BearNation lodged a message on the Gay Regional Message Board.
  • 3 days 3 hours ago: BearNation was reclassified from "Anarchy" to "Civil Rights Lovefest".
  • 3 days 3 hours ago: Following new legislation in BearNation, lending firms are subject to strict government regulations.
  • 3 days 5 hours ago: BearNation lodged a message on the Gay Regional Message Board.

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