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The Cranky Old Grizzly of BearNation

“Founded 29 May 2004.”

Category: Anarchy
Civil Rights:
Frightening
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Corrupted

Regional Influence: Eminence Grise

Location: Gay

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The Cranky Old Grizzly of BearNation is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Bobby ButterPaws with a fair hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls. The hard-nosed, hard-working, intelligent population of 22.132 billion Bears live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

There is no government in the normal sense of the word; however, a small group of community-minded, liberal individuals juggles the competing demands of Education, the Environment, and Commerce. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Bear City. Income tax is unheard of. A powerhouse of a private sector is dominated by the Book Publishing industry.

Refugees from other nations are flocking to BearNation's border, 'The Anti-Government Hour' is a popular programme on many of BearNation's radio stations, retail stores offer sales every hour on the hour, and it is illegal for police officers to carry out searches due to strict privacy laws. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is crippling, probably because of the country's utter lack of prisons. BearNation's national animal is the claw, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its currency is the bearlodge.

BearNation is ranked 3rd in Gay and 279th in the world for Happiest Citizens, scoring 15 on the Relative Cheerfulness Rating.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 15 hours ago

  • 11 hours ago: Following new legislation in BearNation, it is illegal for police officers to carry out searches due to strict privacy laws.
  • 11 hours ago: Following new legislation in BearNation, retail stores offer sales every hour on the hour.
  • 15 hours ago: BearNation lodged a message on the Gay Regional Message Board.
  • 1 day 11 hours ago: Following new legislation in BearNation, 'The Anti-Government Hour' is a popular programme on many of BearNation's radio stations.
  • 1 day 23 hours ago: Following new legislation in BearNation, refugees from other nations are flocking to BearNation's border.
  • 2 days 5 hours ago: BearNation lodged a message on the Gay Regional Message Board.
  • 2 days 6 hours ago: BearNation endorsed The Homotopia of Saint-Sebastian.
  • 2 days 6 hours ago: BearNation lodged a message on the Gay Regional Message Board.
  • 2 days 6 hours ago: BearNation lodged a message on the Gay Regional Message Board.
  • 2 days 6 hours ago: BearNation lodged a message on the Gay Regional Message Board.

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