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The Cranky Old Grizzly of BearNation

“Founded 29 May 2004.”

Category: Anarchy
Civil Rights:
Excessive
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Corrupted

Regional Influence: Eminence Grise

Location: Gay

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The Cranky Old Grizzly of BearNation is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Bobby ButterPaws with a fair hand, and renowned for its unlimited-speed roads. The hard-nosed, hard-working, intelligent population of 22.697 billion Bears live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The small, liberal, pro-business government juggles the competing demands of Education, the Environment, and Commerce. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Bear City. Income tax is unheard of. A powerhouse of a private sector is dominated by the Book Publishing industry.

Claw is one of the most popular forenames in BearNation, citizens are enjoying a recent large cut in taxes, procrastination is a national sport, and the automotive industry soaks up huge government handouts. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is crippling, probably because of the country's utter lack of prisons. BearNation's national animal is the claw, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its currency is the bearlodge.

BearNation is ranked 131st in Gay and 115,033rd in the world for Largest Manufacturing Sector, scoring -34 on the Gooback-Jerbs Productivity Index.

BearNation is currently researching a cure.

People: 22,697,326,250

Zombies: 0

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