Highest Crime Rates: 5th Largest Publishing Industry: 8th Most Armed: 9th
The All Persons Cherished of
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Founded 29 May 2004
Bobby ButterPaws Nick
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The All Persons Cherished of BearNation is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Bobby ButterPaws Nick with a fair hand, and remarkable for its unlimited-speed roads, smutty television, and hatred of cheese. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, cheerful population of 25.975 billion Bears hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The tiny, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Bear City. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient BearNationian economy, worth a remarkable 7,207 trillion bearpaws a year, is highly specialized and dominated by the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Information Technology, and Gambling. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is an amazing 277,494 bearpaws, with the richest citizens earning 6.7 times as much as the poorest.

The government is spending millions on renovating the public transportation system, political scientists despair as the national mascot election eclipses all others in voter enthusiasm, citizens are enjoying a recent large cut in taxes, and fast food has been prohibited in favour of expensive health and luxury foods. Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. BearNation's national animal is the poodle, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

BearNation is ranked 8th in the world and 1st in Gay for Largest Publishing Industry, scoring 111,213.8 on the Bella Potter Productivity e-Index.

Highest Crime Rates: 5thLargest Publishing Industry: 8thMost Armed: 9thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 12thMost Rebellious Youth: 12thMost Developed: 13thMost Beautiful Environments: 37thMost Cultured: 37thLongest Average Lifespans: 42ndSmartest Citizens: 96thMost Influential: 115thBest Weather: 147thMost Cheerful Citizens: 285thLargest Gambling Industry: 304thMost Scientifically Advanced: 353rdHighest Economic Output: 401stHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 450thRudest Citizens: 481stMost World Assembly Endorsements: 519thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 634thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 639thMost Subsidized Industry: 1,019thLargest Populations: 1,040thLargest Information Technology Sector: 1,055thMost Stationary: 1,346thLargest Black Market: 1,346thHighest Average Incomes: 1,514thMost Politically Free: 1,750thMost Efficient Economies: 1,894thTop
Largest Retail Industry: 2,633rdLeast Corrupt Governments: 2,859thMost Extensive Civil Rights: 2,957thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 4,208thHighest Drug Use: 5,922ndHighest Poor Incomes: 6,167thNudest: 6,909thMost Advanced Public Education: 7,670thMost Inclusive: 8,595thTop
Healthiest Citizens: 10,843rdMost Extreme: 14,721stLargest Governments: 15,056th
Most Beautiful Environments: 1st in the regionMost Developed: 1st in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 1st in the regionMost Cultured: 1st in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 1st in the regionMost Armed: 1st in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 1st in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionMost Influential: 1st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1st in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1st in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 1st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 2nd in the regionLargest Black Market: 2nd in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 2nd in the regionBest Weather: 2nd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 2nd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 3rd in the regionRudest Citizens: 3rd in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 3rd in the regionTop
Most Stationary: 4th in the regionMost Politically Free: 4th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 5th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 5th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 6th in the regionLargest Populations: 6th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 7th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 7th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 8th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 9th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 12th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 16th in the regionTop
Nudest: 21st in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 25th in the regionMost Extreme: 26th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 31st in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 38th in the region

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