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The Cranky Old Grizzly of BearNation

“Founded 29 May 2004.”

Category: Anarchy
Civil Rights:
Frightening
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Corrupted

Regional Influence: Eminence Grise

Location: Gay

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The Cranky Old Grizzly of BearNation is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Bobby ButterPaws with a fair hand, and notable for its complete lack of prisons. The hard-nosed, hard-working, intelligent population of 22.111 billion Bears live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

There is no government in the normal sense of the word; however, a small group of community-minded, liberal individuals juggles the competing demands of Education, the Environment, and Commerce. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Bear City. Income tax is unheard of. A powerhouse of a private sector is dominated by the Book Publishing industry.

There have been reports of people marrying housepets, citizens can be frequently spotted going about their business stark naked, bus ads propagandize causes ranging from sexual revolution to religious pogroms, and the government is flooded with compensation requests. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is crippling, probably because of the country's utter lack of prisons. BearNation's national animal is the claw, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its currency is the bearlodge.

BearNation is ranked 2nd in Gay and 186th in the world for Best Weather, with 1,022 Metres of Sunlight Above Expected.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 16 minutes ago

  • 7 hours ago: Following new legislation in BearNation, the government is flooded with compensation requests.
  • 7 hours ago: Following new legislation in BearNation, bus ads propagandize causes ranging from sexual revolution to religious pogroms.
  • 12 hours ago: BearNation lodged a message on the Gay Regional Message Board.
  • 1 day 19 hours ago: Following new legislation in BearNation, citizens can be frequently spotted going about their business stark naked.
  • 1 day 21 hours ago: BearNation lodged a message on the Gay Regional Message Board.
  • 1 day 21 hours ago: BearNation voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Child Pornography Ban".
  • 1 day 21 hours ago: BearNation lodged a message on the Gay Regional Message Board.
  • 2 days 7 hours ago: Following new legislation in BearNation, there have been reports of people marrying housepets.
  • 2 days 19 hours ago: BearNation lodged a message on the Gay Regional Message Board.
  • 2 days 19 hours ago: Following new legislation in BearNation, photographers can be found hiding behind the curtains in Bobby ButterPaws's bedroom.

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