The No Cops Allowed of
Founded 29 May 2004
Bobby ButterPaws
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The No Cops Allowed of BearNation is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Bobby ButterPaws with a fair hand, and renowned for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, complete lack of prisons, and rampant corporate plagiarism. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 24.528 billion Bears live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The medium-sized, liberal, outspoken government prioritizes Education, with Environment and Industry also on the agenda, while Law & Order and Defense are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Bear City. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 40.2%.

The frighteningly efficient BearNationian economy, worth a remarkable 8,328 trillion Irish gold coins a year, is highly specialized and dominated by the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Gambling, and Information Technology. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an amazing 339,552 Irish gold coins, with the richest citizens earning 9.4 times as much as the poorest.

BearNation's soft-touch approach to diplomacy has made it known as the 'push-over' of the region, students are known to arrive at school in their pyjamas, the government is financing an extremely costly war against malaria, and racial and religious segregation has become rife as the various groups are loath to mingle. Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. BearNation's national animal is the poodle, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

BearNation is ranked 2nd in Gay and 275th in the world for Lowest Unemployment Rates, scoring 1,704 on the Workforce Participation Versus Theoretical Maximum Metric.

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