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The Cranky Old Grizzly of BearNation

“ Founded 29 May 2004. ”

Category: Civil Rights Lovefest
Civil Rights:
Frightening
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Corrupted

Regional Influence: Eminence Grise

Location: Gay

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The Cranky Old Grizzly of BearNation is a gargantuan, economically powerful nation, ruled by Bobby ButterPaws with a fair hand, and renowned for its hatred of cheese. The hard-nosed, hard-working, intelligent population of 23.012 billion Bears hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The large, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Education, the Environment, and Commerce. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Bear City. Income tax is unheard of. A powerhouse of a private sector is dominated by the Book Publishing industry.

Traveller camps regularly block five-lane superhighways, the nation leads Gay in per capita stalking, the 'kind of scrawny' 500 meter hurdle is a popular event, and citizens are bombarded with advertising from their compulsory miniature radios. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is crippling, probably because of the country's utter lack of prisons. BearNation's national animal is the claw, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its currency is the bearlodge.

BearNation is ranked 10th in Gay and 2,268th in the world for Least Corrupt Governments, scoring 41 on the Inverse Mugabe Relativity Rating.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 25 minutes ago

  • 18 minutes ago: BearNation lodged a message on the Gay Regional Message Board.
  • 12 hours ago: BearNation lodged a message on the Gay Regional Message Board.
  • 12 hours ago: Following new legislation in BearNation, citizens are bombarded with advertising from their compulsory miniature radios.
  • 12 hours ago: BearNation lodged a message on the Gay Regional Message Board.
  • 13 hours ago: BearNation lodged a message on the Gay Regional Message Board.
  • 13 hours ago: BearNation lodged a message on the Gay Regional Message Board.
  • 13 hours ago: BearNation approved the World Assembly proposal "Commend Pauline Bonaparte".
  • 1 day ago: Following new legislation in BearNation, the 'kind of scrawny' 500 meter hurdle is a popular event.
  • 1 day ago: Following new legislation in BearNation, the nation leads Gay in per capita stalking.
  • 1 day ago: Following new legislation in BearNation, traveller camps regularly block five-lane superhighways.

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