The No Cops Allowed of
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Founded 29 May 2004
Bobby ButterPaws
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The No Cops Allowed of BearNation is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Bobby ButterPaws with a fair hand, and remarkable for its frequent executions, anti-smoking policies, and hatred of cheese. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 24.697 billion Bears hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, liberal, outspoken government prioritizes Education, although Environment and Industry are also considered important, while Law & Order and Defense are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Bear City. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 38.3%.

The frighteningly efficient BearNationian economy, worth a remarkable 8,537 trillion Irish gold coins a year, is highly specialized and dominated by the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Gambling, and Information Technology. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an amazing 345,683 Irish gold coins, with the richest citizens earning 6.8 times as much as the poorest.

Firebombing politicians' offices has become a common way of expressing dissatisfaction, the "Underwear of Women in Power" issue of The New Bear City Times is sold out, the BearNationian Babysitters Club has proven to be a huge relief to stressed-out parents across the nation, and military funding has been stripped back. Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. BearNation's national animal is the poodle, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

BearNation is ranked 4th in Gay and 300th in the world for Most Popular Tourist Destinations, with 338.039 Net Tourists per hour.

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