The Cranky Old Grizzly of
Civil Rights Lovefest
Founded 29 May 2004.
Bobby ButterPaws
Regional Influence
Eminence Grise
Region
Civil Rights
Excessive
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Corrupted

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The Cranky Old Grizzly of BearNation is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Bobby ButterPaws with a fair hand, and remarkable for its anti-smoking policies, digital currency, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 23.758 billion Bears hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, liberal, outspoken government prioritizes Education, although Environment and Industry are also considered important, while Law & Order and Defense are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Bear City. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 40.7%.

The frighteningly efficient BearNationian economy, worth a remarkable 7,867 trillion -es a year, is highly specialized and dominated by the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Gambling, and Information Technology. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an amazing 331,154 -es, with the richest citizens earning 6.3 times as much as the poorest.

Max Barry is this year's Miss BearNation, hunters have been known to lose limbs while attempting to 'play tag' with their prey, students in BearNation's schools rarely attend their classes, and foreigners are treated with great suspicion. Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. BearNation's national animal is the poodle, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

BearNation is ranked 210th in Gay and 140,052nd in the world for Most Primitive, scoring -431 on the Scary Big Number Scale.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 9 hours ago

  • 9 hours ago: Following new legislation in BearNation, foreigners are treated with great suspicion.
  • 9 hours ago: Following new legislation in BearNation, students in BearNation's schools rarely attend their classes.
  • 9 hours ago: Following new legislation in BearNation, hunters have been known to lose limbs while attempting to 'play tag' with their prey.
  • 9 hours ago: Following new legislation in BearNation, Max Barry is this year's Miss BearNation.
  • 9 hours ago: Following new legislation in BearNation, surveillance cameras are banned.
  • 20 hours ago: BearNation lodged a message on the Gay Regional Message Board.
  • 20 hours ago: BearNation lodged a message on the Gay Regional Message Board.
  • 20 hours ago: BearNation lodged a message on the Gay Regional Message Board.
  • 20 hours ago: BearNation lodged a message on the Gay Regional Message Board.
  • 20 hours ago: BearNation endorsed The Rogue Nation of Orsetto.

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