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The Cranky Old Grizzly of BearNation

“Founded 29 May 2004.”

Category: Anarchy
Civil Rights:
Excessive
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Corrupted

Regional Influence: Eminence Grise

Location: Gay

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The Cranky Old Grizzly of BearNation is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Bobby ButterPaws with a fair hand, and remarkable for its unlimited-speed roads. The hard-nosed, hard-working, intelligent population of 22.459 billion Bears live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, liberal government, or what there is of one, juggles the competing demands of Education, the Environment, and Commerce. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Bear City. Income tax is unheard of. A powerhouse of a private sector is dominated by the Book Publishing industry.

Nude art is becoming wildly popular, crime is on the rise as DNA sampling has been all but outlawed, fur coats have become the latest fashion trend, and a new generation of aquariumless hotels are being built under government supervision. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is crippling, probably because of the country's utter lack of prisons. BearNation's national animal is the claw, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its currency is the bearlodge.

BearNation is ranked 119th in Gay and 114,225th in the world for Largest Soda Pop Sector, scoring -21 on the Addison-Fukk Productivity Rating.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 17 hours ago

  • 15 hours ago: Following new legislation in BearNation, a new generation of aquariumless hotels are being built under government supervision.
  • 17 hours ago: BearNation lodged a message on the Gay Regional Message Board.
  • 17 hours ago: BearNation lodged a message on the Gay Regional Message Board.
  • 17 hours ago: BearNation lodged a message on the Gay Regional Message Board.
  • 17 hours ago: BearNation lodged a message on the Gay Regional Message Board.
  • 1 day 3 hours ago: Following new legislation in BearNation, fur coats have become the latest fashion trend.
  • 1 day 15 hours ago: BearNation was reclassified from "Civil Rights Lovefest" to "Anarchy".
  • 1 day 15 hours ago: Following new legislation in BearNation, crime is on the rise as DNA sampling has been all but outlawed.
  • 1 day 15 hours ago: Following new legislation in BearNation, nude art is becoming wildly popular.
  • 1 day 15 hours ago: Following new legislation in BearNation, college students make ends meet by selling their kidneys.

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