Highest Crime Rates: 6th Most Armed: 10th Largest Publishing Industry: 11th
The Hairy Old Dude of
Civil Rights Lovefest
Founded 29 May 2004
Bobby ButterPaws Nick
Regional Influence
Eminence Grise
WA Delegate
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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The Hairy Old Dude of BearNation is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Bobby ButterPaws Nick with a fair hand, and notable for its daily referendums, otherworldly petting zoo, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, cheerful population of 26.83 billion Bears hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The tiny, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Bear City. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient bearish economy, worth a remarkable 7,796 trillion bearpaws a year, is quite specialized and led by the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Information Technology, and Gambling. Black market activity is notable. Average income is an amazing 290,605 bearpaws, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.9 times as much as the poorest.

Tourists from around the world come to visit the country's famous rainforests, students in BearNation's schools rarely attend their classes, the Smalltopian embassy doubles as an electoral campaign headquarters, and leather-clad individuals can be seen walking their slaves in public parks. Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. BearNation's national animal is the poodle, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

BearNation is ranked 30,520th in the world and 32nd in Gay for Most Pro-Market, scoring 64.56 on the Rand Index.

Highest Crime Rates: 6thMost Armed: 10thLargest Publishing Industry: 11thMost Rebellious Youth: 12thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 13thMost Developed: 16thMost Beautiful Environments: 36thMost Cultured: 36thLongest Average Lifespans: 40thSmartest Citizens: 86thMost Influential: 110thBest Weather: 158thMost Cheerful Citizens: 293rdHighest Economic Output: 368thMost Scientifically Advanced: 371stLargest Gambling Industry: 405thRudest Citizens: 413thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 499thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 558thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 735thLargest Information Technology Sector: 918thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 989thMost Subsidized Industry: 1,003rdLargest Populations: 1,020thMost Stationary: 1,277thHighest Average Incomes: 1,409thTop
Most Politically Free: 1,557thMost Efficient Economies: 1,848thLargest Black Market: 2,006thMost Extensive Civil Rights: 2,130thHighest Poor Incomes: 2,281stLargest Retail Industry: 2,392ndLeast Corrupt Governments: 2,890thHighest Drug Use: 4,847thMost Inclusive: 4,933rdHighest Wealthy Incomes: 6,115thMost Advanced Public Education: 6,273rdNudest: 6,700thMost Extreme: 6,961stTop
Healthiest Citizens: 10,948thLargest Governments: 10,967thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 12,413th
Most Beautiful Environments: 1st in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1st in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 1st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 1st in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 1st in the regionMost Influential: 1st in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 1st in the regionMost Cultured: 1st in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Armed: 1st in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 1st in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionMost Developed: 1st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 2nd in the regionBest Weather: 2nd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 2nd in the regionRudest Citizens: 2nd in the regionTop
Highest Workforce Participation Rate: 3rd in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 3rd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 3rd in the regionMost Stationary: 4th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 5th in the regionLargest Populations: 5th in the regionLargest Black Market: 5th in the regionMost Politically Free: 5th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 5th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 6th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 7th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 9th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 9th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 9th in the regionMost Extreme: 11th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 12th in the regionTop
Highest Wealthy Incomes: 16th in the regionNudest: 17th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 18th in the region

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