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The Happy Holiday Hosts of Bearistotle and Hebert

“We Still Want Candy”

Category: Scandinavian Liberal Paradise
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Regional Influence: Eminence Grise

Location: The House at Pooh Corner


The Happy Holiday Hosts of Bearistotle and Hebert is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by The King and Pope with an even hand, and notable for its national health service. The compassionate population of 17.967 billion Cute and Cuddly Bears enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

There is no government in the normal sense of the word; however, a small group of community-minded, liberal individuals concentrates mainly on the Environment, although Social Equality and Healthcare are on the agenda. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Sofa. Income tax is unheard of. A powerhouse of a private sector is dominated by the Gambling industry.

The nation has welcomed its expats back with open arms, a dictator has seized power and outlawed elections, tombstones are ten feet high to accommodate the names of inhabitants, and nude art is becoming wildly popular. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is crippling, probably because of the country's utter lack of prisons. Bearistotle and Hebert's national animal is the Little Old Lady, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, its national religion is Chocolism, and its currency is the preapprovedcreditcard.

Bearistotle and Hebert is ranked 20th in The House at Pooh Corner and 114,700th in the world for Largest Soda Pop Sector, scoring -7 on the Addison-Fukk Productivity Rating.

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