Most Rebellious Youth: 774th Highest Crime Rates: 1,023rd Most Cheerful Citizens: 2,124th
The Happy Bears of
Scandinavian Liberal Paradise
Coffee and Choccie!
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The Happy Bears of Bearistotle and Hebert is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by The King and Pope with an even hand, and notable for its keen interest in outer space, daily referendums, and compulsory vegetarianism. The compassionate, cheerful, devout population of 21.877 billion Cute and Cuddly Bears enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The relatively small, liberal government is primarily concerned with Environment, with Social Policy, Education, and Healthcare also on the agenda, while Defense and Law & Order receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Sofa. The average income tax rate is 15.6%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The large but stagnant Cute and Cuddly economy, worth 141 trillion preapprovedcreditcards a year, is highly specialized and led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Information Technology, and Tourism. Black market activity is extensive. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 6,470 preapprovedcreditcards, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The government is giving peace a chance, businesses are scrambling to adapt to the government's mandate that 'time and measurement no longer exist', the nation has opened its arms to an influx of refugees, and schools offer a range of lessons in subjects as diverse as The Economics of Bullying for Lunch Money. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Bearistotle and Hebert's national animal is the Little Old Lady, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Chocolism.

Bearistotle and Hebert is ranked 101,381st in the world and 9th in The House at Pooh Corner for Most Pro-Market, scoring 30.67 on the Rand Index.

Most Rebellious Youth: 774thHighest Crime Rates: 1,023rdTop
Most Cheerful Citizens: 2,124thNicest Citizens: 2,300thLargest Populations: 2,496thMost Compassionate Citizens: 2,762ndMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 4,495thMost Beautiful Environments: 5,990thBest Weather: 6,793rdMost Cultured: 7,407thMost Pacifist: 7,424thTop
Least Corrupt Governments: 9,160thMost Influential: 9,300thNudest: 10,182ndLargest Black Market: 12,192ndLongest Average Lifespans: 13,392ndMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 14,628th
Largest Populations: 1st in the region

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