Spotlight on:

National Flag

The Happy Holiday Hosts of Bearistotle and Hebert

“We Still Want Candy”

Category: Left-wing Utopia
Civil Rights:
World Benchmark
Economy:
Imploded
Political Freedoms:
Excessive

Regional Influence: Eminence Grise

Location: The House at Pooh Corner

OverviewFactbookPeopleGovernmentEconomyTrendAnalysis

The Happy Holiday Hosts of Bearistotle and Hebert is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by The King and Pope with a fair hand, and remarkable for its hatred of cheese. The compassionate, intelligent population of 17.804 billion Cute and Cuddly Bears are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

There is no government in the normal sense of the word; however, a small group of community-minded, liberal individuals concentrates mainly on the Environment, although Social Equality and Healthcare are secondary priorities. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Sofa. Income tax is unheard of. A powerhouse of a private sector is dominated by the Gambling industry.

Pharmacies close down as medicinal drugs are sold freely by the government, dog breeding has been banned in accordance with recent animal experimentation laws, the nation has an international reputation for compassion, and retirement homes are often fitted with luxurious suites. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is crippling, probably because of the country's utter lack of prisons. Bearistotle and Hebert's national animal is the Little Old Lady, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, its national religion is Chocolism, and its currency is the preapprovedcreditcard.

Bearistotle and Hebert is ranked 2nd in The House at Pooh Corner and 9,597th in the world for Least Corrupt Governments, scoring 5 on the Inverse Mugabe Relativity Rating.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 4 hours ago

More...

View Forum posts

by Max Barry

Latest Forum Topics