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The Trick or Treaters of Bearistotle and Hebert

“We Want Candy”

Category: Left-wing Utopia
Civil Rights:
World Benchmark
Economy:
Imploded
Political Freedoms:
Excessive

Regional Influence: Powerbroker

Location: The House at Pooh Corner

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The Trick or Treaters of Bearistotle and Hebert is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by The King and Pope with a fair hand, and notable for its ban on automobiles. The compassionate, intelligent population of 17.621 billion Cute and Cuddly Bears are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

There is no government in the normal sense of the word; however, a small group of community-minded, liberal individuals is mainly concerned with the Environment, although Social Equality and Healthcare are on the agenda. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Sofa. Income tax is unheard of. A powerhouse of a private sector is dominated by the Gambling industry.

Leather-clad individuals can be seen walking their slaves in public parks, the alarmingly racist TV show 'Bigtopians Say the Darndest Things' is a hit, violently opinionated speakers can be heard preaching their hateful views on every street corner, and voting is voluntary. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is crippling, probably because of the country's utter lack of prisons. Bearistotle and Hebert's national animal is the Little Old Lady, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, its national religion is Chocolism, and its currency is the preapprovedcreditcard.

Bearistotle and Hebert is ranked 1st in The House at Pooh Corner and 2,882nd in the world for Largest Populations, with 17,621 Capita (millions).

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