Most Rebellious Youth: 763rd Highest Crime Rates: 1,011th Most Cheerful Citizens: 2,076th
The Happy Bears of
Scandinavian Liberal Paradise
Coffee and Choccie!
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The Happy Bears of Bearistotle and Hebert is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by The King and Pope with an even hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, complete lack of prisons, and ban on automobiles. The compassionate, cheerful, devout population of 21.701 billion Cute and Cuddly Bears enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The relatively small, liberal government is primarily concerned with Environment, although Social Policy, Education, and Healthcare are also considered important, while Defense and Law & Order aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Sofa. The average income tax rate is 15.6%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The large but stagnant Cute and Cuddly economy, worth 140 trillion preapprovedcreditcards a year, is highly specialized and led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Information Technology, and Tourism. Black market activity is extensive. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 6,470 preapprovedcreditcards, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The government is giving peace a chance, businesses are scrambling to adapt to the government's mandate that 'time and measurement no longer exist', the nation has opened its arms to an influx of refugees, and schools offer a range of lessons in subjects as diverse as The Economics of Bullying for Lunch Money. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Bearistotle and Hebert's national animal is the Little Old Lady, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Chocolism.

Bearistotle and Hebert is ranked 52,660th in the world and 6th in The House at Pooh Corner for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring 1,962.25 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.

Most Rebellious Youth: 763rdHighest Crime Rates: 1,011thTop
Most Cheerful Citizens: 2,076thNicest Citizens: 2,246thLargest Populations: 2,518thMost Compassionate Citizens: 2,699thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 4,483rdMost Beautiful Environments: 5,892ndBest Weather: 6,742ndMost Cultured: 7,274thMost Pacifist: 7,405thTop
Least Corrupt Governments: 9,159thMost Influential: 9,312thNudest: 9,938thLargest Black Market: 12,233rdLongest Average Lifespans: 13,313thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 14,444thMost Armed: 15,489th
Largest Populations: 1st in the region

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