The Happy Bears of
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The Happy Bears of Bearistotle and Hebert is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by The King and Pope with an even hand, and notable for its compulsory vegetarianism, absence of drug laws, and complete absence of social welfare. The compassionate, cheerful, devout population of 19.74 billion Cute and Cuddly Bears enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The relatively small, liberal, socially-minded government is primarily concerned with Environment, although Social Policy, Education, and Healthcare are also considered important, while Defense and Industry are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Sofa. The average income tax rate is 13.2%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The large but stagnant Cute and Cuddly economy, worth 134 trillion preapprovedcreditcards a year, is quite specialized and led by the Gambling industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Information Technology, and Tourism. Black market activity is extensive. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 6,832 preapprovedcreditcards, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Skateboarding is considered a form of diplomacy, the government has taken a 'sort it out yourselves' approach to fighting malaria, same-sex marriages are increasingly common, and any citizen who cries is immediately assigned a psychiatrist. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, probably because of the absence of a police force. Bearistotle and Hebert's national animal is the Little Old Lady, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Chocolism.

Bearistotle and Hebert is ranked 2nd in The House at Pooh Corner and 773rd in the world for Most Pacifist, scoring 1,211 on the Lennon-Springsteen Scale.

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