Most Rebellious Youth: 730th Highest Crime Rates: 965th Most Cheerful Citizens: 2,079th
The Happy Bears of
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Coffee and Choccie!
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The Happy Bears of Bearistotle and Hebert is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by The King and Pope with an even hand, and remarkable for its complete lack of prisons, daily referendums, and complete absence of social welfare. The compassionate, cheerful, devout population of 21.339 billion Cute and Cuddly Bears enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The relatively small, liberal government is primarily concerned with Environment, with Social Policy, Education, and Healthcare also on the agenda, while Defense and Law & Order aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Sofa. The average income tax rate is 15.6%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The large but stagnant Cute and Cuddly economy, worth 138 trillion preapprovedcreditcards a year, is highly specialized and led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Information Technology, and Tourism. Black market activity is extensive. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 6,470 preapprovedcreditcards, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The government is giving peace a chance, businesses are scrambling to adapt to the government's mandate that 'time and measurement no longer exist', the nation has opened its arms to an influx of refugees, and schools offer a range of lessons in subjects as diverse as The Economics of Bullying for Lunch Money. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Bearistotle and Hebert's national animal is the Little Old Lady, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Chocolism.

Bearistotle and Hebert is ranked 4,522nd in the world and 5th in The House at Pooh Corner for Most Politically Apathetic Citizens, with 59.78 Whatever.

Most Rebellious Youth: 730thHighest Crime Rates: 965thTop
Most Cheerful Citizens: 2,079thNicest Citizens: 2,132ndLargest Populations: 2,532ndMost Compassionate Citizens: 2,533rdMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 4,522ndMost Beautiful Environments: 5,583rdBest Weather: 6,395thMost Cultured: 7,300thMost Pacifist: 7,439thTop
Nudest: 8,291stMost Influential: 9,558thLeast Corrupt Governments: 9,602ndLargest Black Market: 12,309thLongest Average Lifespans: 13,316thMost Extensive Civil Rights: 13,992ndMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 14,432ndMost Armed: 14,642nd
Largest Populations: 1st in the region

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