Most Rebellious Youth: 763rd Highest Crime Rates: 1,038th Most Cheerful Citizens: 2,178th
The Happy Bears of
Scandinavian Liberal Paradise
Coffee and Choccie!
Regional Influence
Powerbroker
Civil Rights
Superb
Economy
Imploded
Political Freedom
Average

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The Happy Bears of Bearistotle and Hebert is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by The King and Pope with an even hand, and notable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, ban on automobiles, and hatred of cheese. The compassionate, cheerful, devout population of 22.341 billion Cute and Cuddly Bears enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The relatively small, liberal government is primarily concerned with Environment, although Social Policy, Education, and Healthcare are also considered important, while Defense and Law & Order receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Sofa. The average income tax rate is 15.6%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The large but stagnant Cute and Cuddly economy, worth 144 trillion preapprovedcreditcards a year, is highly specialized and led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Information Technology, and Tourism. Black market activity is extensive. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 6,470 preapprovedcreditcards, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The government is giving peace a chance, businesses are scrambling to adapt to the government's mandate that 'time and measurement no longer exist', the nation has opened its arms to an influx of refugees, and schools offer a range of lessons in subjects as diverse as The Economics of Bullying for Lunch Money. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Bearistotle and Hebert's national animal is the Little Old Lady, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Chocolism.

Bearistotle and Hebert is ranked 166,597th in the world and 13th in The House at Pooh Corner for Highest Unexpected Death Rate, scoring 26.43 on the Bus Surprisal Index.

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Most Rebellious Youth: 763rdHighest Crime Rates: 1,038thTop
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Most Cheerful Citizens: 2,178thLargest Populations: 2,436thNicest Citizens: 2,441stMost Compassionate Citizens: 2,874thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 4,560thMost Beautiful Environments: 6,113thBest Weather: 6,791stMost Pacifist: 7,451stMost Cultured: 7,759thTop
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Most Influential: 9,206thLeast Corrupt Governments: 9,706thNudest: 11,180thLargest Black Market: 12,443rdLongest Average Lifespans: 13,501stMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 14,648thMost Extensive Civil Rights: 17,370thMost Armed: 17,380th
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Largest Populations: 1st in the region

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