Most Rebellious Youth: 774th Highest Crime Rates: 1,064th Nicest Citizens: 2,051st
The Happy Bears of
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The Happy Bears of Bearistotle and Hebert is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by The King and Pope with an iron fist, and notable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, smutty television, and complete absence of social welfare. The compassionate, cynical, cheerful, devout population of 21.026 billion Cute and Cuddly Bears are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The relatively small, socially-minded government is primarily concerned with Environment, with Social Policy, Education, and Healthcare also on the agenda, while Defense and Industry receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Sofa. The average income tax rate is 17.9%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The large but stagnant Cute and Cuddly economy, worth 145 trillion preapprovedcreditcards a year, is quite specialized and led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Information Technology, and Tourism. Black market activity is extensive. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 6,939 preapprovedcreditcards, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Parents live in fear of governmental 'child protection' squads, astronomers are flocking to Bearistotle and Hebert to take advantage of its clear night skies, convicted murderers are free to walk the streets provided they attend rehabilitation classes, and the arms industry has been shut down in a surge of pacifism. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Bearistotle and Hebert's national animal is the Little Old Lady, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Chocolism.

Bearistotle and Hebert is ranked 6,830th in the world and 3rd in The House at Pooh Corner for Best Weather, with 201 Meters Of Sunlight.

Most Rebellious Youth: 774thHighest Crime Rates: 1,064thTop
Nicest Citizens: 2,051stMost Cheerful Citizens: 2,167thMost Compassionate Citizens: 2,361stLargest Populations: 2,548thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 3,816thMost Beautiful Environments: 5,268thMost Pacifist: 6,800thBest Weather: 6,830thMost Cultured: 6,870thTop
Most Influential: 9,615thLargest Black Market: 10,170thNudest: 12,103rdLongest Average Lifespans: 12,989thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 13,275thSmartest Citizens: 18,214th
Largest Populations: 1st in the region

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