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The Cookie Eating Madness of Bearistotle and Hebert

“Cookies Are Part of the Food Pyramid!”

Category: Left-wing Utopia
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Regional Influence: Powerbroker

Location: The House at Pooh Corner


The Cookie Eating Madness of Bearistotle and Hebert is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by The King and Pope with a fair hand, and remarkable for its absence of drug laws. Its compassionate, intelligent population of 16.507 billion are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whoever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

There is no government in the normal sense of the word; however, a small group of community-minded, liberal individuals concentrates mainly on the Environment, although Healthcare and Social Equality are on the agenda. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Gingerbread House. The average income tax rate is 4%, but much higher for the wealthy. A powerhouse of a private sector is dominated by the Gambling industry.

Eight year-olds can be seen lighting up in public areas, the art of conversation has been rediscovered, Little Old Lady is one of the most popular forenames in Bearistotle and Hebert, and a vast monorail network carries people all over the country. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is crippling, probably because of the country's utter lack of prisons. Bearistotle and Hebert's national animal is the Little Old Lady, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, its national religion is Chocolism, and its currency is the preapprovedcreditcard.

Bearistotle and Hebert is ranked 11th in The House at Pooh Corner and 115,557th in the world for Largest Mining Sector, scoring -6 on the Blue Sky Asbestos Index.

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