Most Rebellious Youth: 746th Highest Crime Rates: 989th Most Cheerful Citizens: 2,086th
The Happy Bears of
Scandinavian Liberal Paradise
Coffee and Choccie!
Regional Influence
Powerbroker
Civil Rights
Superb
Economy
Imploded
Political Freedom
Average

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The Happy Bears of Bearistotle and Hebert is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by The King and Pope with an even hand, and notable for its smutty television, keen interest in outer space, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, cheerful, devout population of 21.503 billion Cute and Cuddly Bears enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The relatively small, liberal government is primarily concerned with Environment, with Social Policy, Education, and Healthcare also on the agenda, while Defense and Law & Order are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Sofa. The average income tax rate is 15.6%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The large but stagnant Cute and Cuddly economy, worth 139 trillion preapprovedcreditcards a year, is highly specialized and led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Information Technology, and Tourism. Black market activity is extensive. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 6,470 preapprovedcreditcards, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The government is giving peace a chance, businesses are scrambling to adapt to the government's mandate that 'time and measurement no longer exist', the nation has opened its arms to an influx of refugees, and schools offer a range of lessons in subjects as diverse as The Economics of Bullying for Lunch Money. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Bearistotle and Hebert's national animal is the Little Old Lady, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Chocolism.

Bearistotle and Hebert is ranked 166,128th in the world and 9th in The House at Pooh Corner for Lowest Crime Rates, with 3.74 Law-abiding Acts Per Hour.

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Most Rebellious Youth: 746thHighest Crime Rates: 989thTop
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Most Cheerful Citizens: 2,086thNicest Citizens: 2,174thLargest Populations: 2,524thMost Compassionate Citizens: 2,618thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 4,501stMost Beautiful Environments: 5,717thBest Weather: 6,572ndMost Cultured: 7,283rdMost Pacifist: 7,349thTop
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Nudest: 9,224thLeast Corrupt Governments: 9,303rdMost Influential: 9,386thLargest Black Market: 12,187thLongest Average Lifespans: 13,362ndMost Armed: 14,391stMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 14,467thMost Extensive Civil Rights: 16,329th
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Largest Populations: 1st in the region

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