Most Rebellious Youth: 766th Highest Crime Rates: 1,028th Most Cheerful Citizens: 2,131st
The Happy Bears of
Scandinavian Liberal Paradise
Coffee and Choccie!
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The Happy Bears of Bearistotle and Hebert is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by The King and Pope with an even hand, and notable for its complete lack of prisons, compulsory vegetarianism, and smutty television. The compassionate, cheerful, devout population of 22.053 billion Cute and Cuddly Bears enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The relatively small, liberal government is primarily concerned with Environment, although Social Policy, Education, and Healthcare are also considered important, while Defense and Law & Order are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Sofa. The average income tax rate is 15.6%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The large but stagnant Cute and Cuddly economy, worth 142 trillion preapprovedcreditcards a year, is highly specialized and led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Information Technology, and Tourism. Black market activity is extensive. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 6,470 preapprovedcreditcards, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The government is giving peace a chance, businesses are scrambling to adapt to the government's mandate that 'time and measurement no longer exist', the nation has opened its arms to an influx of refugees, and schools offer a range of lessons in subjects as diverse as The Economics of Bullying for Lunch Money. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Bearistotle and Hebert's national animal is the Little Old Lady, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Chocolism.

Bearistotle and Hebert is ranked 14,678th in the world and 2nd in The House at Pooh Corner for Most Popular Tourist Destinations, with 1,432.69 Tourists Per Hour.

Most Rebellious Youth: 766thHighest Crime Rates: 1,028thTop
Most Cheerful Citizens: 2,131stNicest Citizens: 2,346thLargest Populations: 2,482ndMost Compassionate Citizens: 2,788thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 4,546thMost Beautiful Environments: 6,068thBest Weather: 6,797thMost Pacifist: 7,494thMost Cultured: 7,496thMost Influential: 9,181stLeast Corrupt Governments: 9,405thTop
Nudest: 11,033rdLargest Black Market: 12,305thLongest Average Lifespans: 13,349thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 14,678thMost Armed: 16,943rd
Largest Populations: 1st in the region

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