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The Trick or Treaters of Bearistotle and Hebert

“We Want Candy”

Category: Left-wing Utopia
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Regional Influence: Powerbroker

Location: The House at Pooh Corner


The Trick or Treaters of Bearistotle and Hebert is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by The King and Pope with a fair hand, and renowned for its complete absence of social welfare. The compassionate, intelligent population of 17.437 billion Cute and Cuddly Bears are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

There is no government in the normal sense of the word; however, a small group of community-minded, liberal individuals concentrates mainly on the Environment, although Social Equality and Healthcare are on the agenda. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Sofa. Income tax is unheard of. A powerhouse of a private sector is dominated by the Gambling industry.

There has been a series of riots between local cannibals and health food advocates, a new generation of aquariumless hotels are being built under government supervision, the government has taken a 'sort it out yourselves' approach to fighting malaria, and the airship business has been driven out of the country by strict regulations and high fines. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is crippling, probably because of the country's utter lack of prisons. Bearistotle and Hebert's national animal is the Little Old Lady, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, its national religion is Chocolism, and its currency is the preapprovedcreditcard.

Bearistotle and Hebert is ranked 12th in The House at Pooh Corner and 107,880th in the world for Largest Soda Pop Sector, scoring -6 on the Addison-Fukk Productivity Rating.

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