Most Rebellious Youth: 712th Highest Crime Rates: 950th Most Cheerful Citizens: 2,048th
The Happy Bears of
Scandinavian Liberal Paradise
Coffee and Choccie!
Regional Influence
Powerbroker
Civil Rights
Superb
Economy
Imploded
Political Freedom
Average

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The Happy Bears of Bearistotle and Hebert is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by The King and Pope with an even hand, and notable for its complete lack of prisons, smutty television, and keen interest in outer space. The compassionate, cheerful, devout population of 21.167 billion Cute and Cuddly Bears enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The relatively small, liberal government is primarily concerned with Environment, with Social Policy, Education, and Healthcare also on the agenda, while Defense and Law & Order aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Sofa. The average income tax rate is 15.6%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The large but stagnant Cute and Cuddly economy, worth 136 trillion preapprovedcreditcards a year, is highly specialized and led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Information Technology, and Tourism. Black market activity is extensive. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 6,470 preapprovedcreditcards, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The government is giving peace a chance, businesses are scrambling to adapt to the government's mandate that 'time and measurement no longer exist', the nation has opened its arms to an influx of refugees, and schools offer a range of lessons in subjects as diverse as The Economics of Bullying for Lunch Money. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Bearistotle and Hebert's national animal is the Little Old Lady, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Chocolism.

Bearistotle and Hebert is ranked 88,947th in the world and 9th in The House at Pooh Corner for Highest Drug Use, scoring 68 on the Pineapple Fondness Rating.

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Most Rebellious Youth: 712thHighest Crime Rates: 950thTop
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Most Cheerful Citizens: 2,048thNicest Citizens: 2,054thMost Compassionate Citizens: 2,445thLargest Populations: 2,538thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 4,520thMost Beautiful Environments: 5,225thBest Weather: 5,942ndMost Cultured: 7,057thMost Pacifist: 7,369thNudest: 8,142ndTop
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Most Influential: 9,648thLeast Corrupt Governments: 9,939thLargest Black Market: 12,458thLongest Average Lifespans: 12,616thMost Extensive Civil Rights: 13,125thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 13,755thMost Armed: 15,842nd
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Largest Populations: 1st in the region

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