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The Happy Herders of Bearistotle and Hebert

“Cookies Are Part of the Food Pyramid!”

Category: Left-wing Utopia
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Regional Influence: Powerbroker

Location: The House at Pooh Corner


The Happy Herders of Bearistotle and Hebert is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by The King and Pope with a fair hand, and renowned for its hatred of cheese. The compassionate, intelligent population of 17.319 billion Cute and Cuddly Bears are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

There is no government in the normal sense of the word; however, a small group of community-minded, liberal individuals is mainly concerned with the Environment, although Social Equality and Healthcare are secondary priorities. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Gingerbread House. Income tax is unheard of. A robust private sector is dominated by the Gambling industry.

College students make ends meet by selling their kidneys, religious figures have been banned from public holidays to make them more multicultural, illegal hunting is rife after veganism was recently made compulsory, and the 'kind of scrawny' 500 meter hurdle is a popular event. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is crippling, probably because of the country's utter lack of prisons. Bearistotle and Hebert's national animal is the Little Old Lady, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, its national religion is Chocolism, and its currency is the preapprovedcreditcard.

Bearistotle and Hebert is ranked 12th in The House at Pooh Corner and 109,826th in the world for Rudest Citizens, with -97.2 Insults Per Minute (net).

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