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The Trick or Treaters of Bearistotle and Hebert

“We Want Candy”

Category: Left-wing Utopia
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Regional Influence: Minnow

Location: Kittens Sanctuary


The Trick or Treaters of Bearistotle and Hebert is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by The King and Pope with a fair hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls. The compassionate, intelligent population of 17.637 billion Cute and Cuddly Bears are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

There is no government in the normal sense of the word; however, a small group of community-minded, liberal individuals is mainly concerned with the Environment, although Social Equality and Healthcare are on the agenda. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Sofa. Income tax is unheard of. A powerhouse of a private sector is dominated by the Gambling industry.

Voting is voluntary, Bearistotle and Hebert's educational system is the envy of many and regarded as a pinnacle of academic achievement, students are known to arrive at school in their pyjamas, and Bearistotle and Hebert is notorious for its citizens' infidelity. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is crippling, probably because of the country's utter lack of prisons. Bearistotle and Hebert's national animal is the Little Old Lady, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, its national religion is Chocolism, and its currency is the preapprovedcreditcard.

Bearistotle and Hebert is ranked 3,447th in the world for Most Extensive Civil Rights, with 83 Martin Luther King, Jr. Units.

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