| Category: Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | ||
| Civil Rights: Average |
Economy: Frightening |
Political Freedoms: Excellent |
Regional Influence: Enforcer
Location: Atlantian Oceania
Overview • People • Government • Economy • Trend • Analysis
The Prime Ministerialship of Bazalonia is a gargantuan, economically powerful nation, ruled by Richard Menzies with a fair hand, and remarkable for its happy-go-lucky citizens. Its compassionate, hard-working, intelligent population of 14.232 billion have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.
It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defence, and Education. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Fauxhan. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 94%. A powerhouse of a private sector is led by the Beef-Based Agriculture industry, followed by Automobile Manufacturing and Book Publishing.
Businesses that prove successful are immediately broken up, the government is promoting multicultural values with the new 'Just Be Nice, OK?' initiative, the government has declared its commitment to multilateralism, and Bazalonia Barrier Island residents anxiously await their 'Bridge to Somewhere'. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Bazalonia's national animal is the Bazalope, which is also the nation's favorite main course, its national religion is Christianity, and its currency is the Baz.
Bazalonia is ranked 7th in Atlantian Oceania and 4,179th in the world for Largest Public Sector, scoring 25 on the Bureaucratic Comprehensiveness Rating Scale Index.






























National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity: 85 minutes ago
- 5 days ago:
Bazalonia fell out of the regional Top 10% for Most Subsidized Industry. - 16 days ago:
Bazalonia was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Most World Assembly Endorsements. - 28 days ago:
Bazalonia was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Most Cultured (last census: Top 5%). - 39 days ago:
Bazalonia was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Nicest Citizens (last census: Top 5%). - 50 days ago: Following new legislation in
Bazalonia, Bazalonia Barrier Island residents anxiously await their 'Bridge to Somewhere'. - 51 days ago:
Bazalonia fell out of the regional Top 10% for Largest Welfare Programs. - 58 days ago: Following new legislation in
Bazalonia, the government has declared its commitment to multilateralism. - 60 days ago:
Bazalonia was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Most Compassionate Citizens (last census: Top 5%). - 95 days ago:
Bazalonia fell out of the regional Top 10% for Largest Public Transport Department. - 96 days ago:
Bazalonia was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Most Devout (last census: Top 5%).






