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The Democratic Republic of Basketweaving Monkeys

“Post hoc ergo propter hoc”

Category: Corporate Police State
Civil Rights:
Unheard Of
Economy:
All-Consuming
Political Freedoms:
Outlawed

Regional Influence: Power

Location: Democratium

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The Democratic Republic of Basketweaving Monkeys is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Lee Gustafen with an iron fist, and notable for its parental licensing program. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 7.626 billion Basketweaving Monkeysians are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt, moralistic government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Defence, Law & Order, and Commerce. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Non Sequitur City. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 65%. A powerhouse of a private sector is dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry.

Mandatory electronic currency is a boon for credit card companies and government surveillance, children as young as eight can be found working in factories, the mining industry is making inroads into environmentally sensitive areas, and an IT mega-corporation has a patent pending on the rectangle. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force. Basketweaving Monkeys's national animal is the Gray Langur, which is also the nation's favorite main course, its national religion is Monkeyism, and its currency is the Cryptoid.

Basketweaving Monkeys is ranked 1st in Democratium and 2,611th in the world for Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector, scoring 12 on the Charon Conveyancy Index.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 21 days ago

  • 16 hours ago: Basketweaving Monkeys was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector (last census: Top 5%).
  • 2 days 17 hours ago: Basketweaving Monkeys fell out of the regional Top 10% for Largest Soda Pop Sector.
  • 4 days ago: Basketweaving Monkeys was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Largest Defense Forces (last census: Top 5%).
  • 6 days ago: Basketweaving Monkeys fell out of the world Top 10% for Greatest Rich-Poor Divides.
  • 6 days ago: Basketweaving Monkeys fell out of the regional Top 5% for Greatest Rich-Poor Divides.
  • 8 days ago: Basketweaving Monkeys was ranked in the Top 5% of the region for Most Extreme (last census: Top 10%).
  • 9 days ago: Basketweaving Monkeys was ranked in the Top 5% of the region for Largest Agricultural Sector (last census: Top 10%).
  • 16 days ago: Basketweaving Monkeys was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Extreme (last census: Top 5%).
  • 16 days ago: Basketweaving Monkeys was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Most Extreme (last census: Top 5%).
  • 20 days ago: Basketweaving Monkeys was ranked in the Top 5% of the region for Largest Furniture Restoration Industry (last census: Top 10%).

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