Largest Mining Sector: 2,810th Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 3,035th Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 5,543rd
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The Holy Empire of Barronstan is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Emperor Barron with an iron fist, and notable for its museums and concert halls, compulsory military service, and sprawling nuclear power plants. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 8.09 billion Barronstanis are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ancient City of Gold. The average income tax rate is 69.9%.

The powerhouse Barronstanian economy, worth a remarkable 1,010 trillion dracos a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Uranium Mining industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Woodchip Exports, and Automobile Manufacturing. Black market activity is notable. Average income is an impressive 124,938 dracos, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.2 times as much as the poorest.

The nation has declared war on all passing comets, sections of the police receive paramilitary training, police conduct weekly raids looking for contraband cheeseburgers, and prenuptial contracts have replaced diamond rings in marriage proposals. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Barronstan's national animal is the Horned Dragon, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is Orthodox Christian Buddhism.

Barronstan is ranked 109,869th in the world and 257th in The Land of Kings and Emperors for Largest Welfare Programs, scoring 596.01 on the Safety Net Mesh Density Rating.

Largest Mining Sector: 2,810thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 3,035thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 5,543rdMost Advanced Defense Forces: 6,442ndLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 6,789thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 6,868thMost Corrupt Governments: 7,193rdTop
Largest Manufacturing Sector: 7,747thLargest Black Market: 8,184thMost Cheerful Citizens: 8,966thHighest Economic Output: 10,014thHealthiest Citizens: 11,224thMost Cultured: 11,311thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 11,522ndLowest Crime Rates: 12,244thMost Rebellious Youth: 12,539thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 13,559thLargest Publishing Industry: 14,562ndLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 14,804th
Largest Mining Sector: 8th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 8th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 11th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 17th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 17th in the regionLargest Black Market: 18th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 18th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 18th in the regionTop
Most Cheerful Citizens: 21st in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 24th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 24th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 25th in the regionMost Cultured: 27th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 27th in the regionLargest Populations: 28th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 29th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 33rd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 33rd in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 33rd in the region

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