Largest Mining Sector: 2,811th Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 3,017th Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 5,365th
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The Holy Empire of Barronstan is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Emperor Barron with an iron fist, and notable for its closed borders, compulsory military service, and smutty television. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 8.242 billion Barronstanis are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ancient City of Gold. The average income tax rate is 69.9%.

The powerhouse Barronstanian economy, worth a remarkable 1,029 trillion dracos a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Uranium Mining industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Woodchip Exports, and Automobile Manufacturing. Black market activity is notable. Average income is an impressive 124,938 dracos, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.2 times as much as the poorest.

The nation has declared war on all passing comets, sections of the police receive paramilitary training, police conduct weekly raids looking for contraband cheeseburgers, and prenuptial contracts have replaced diamond rings in marriage proposals. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Barronstan's national animal is the Horned Dragon, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is Orthodox Christian Buddhism.

Barronstan is ranked 8,252nd in the world and 11th in Wintreath for Largest Black Market, with 33.4 trillion Standard Monetary Units.

Largest Mining Sector: 2,811thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 3,017thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 5,365thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 6,119thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 6,777thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 7,336thMost Corrupt Governments: 7,346thLargest Black Market: 8,252ndMost Cheerful Citizens: 8,744thTop
Highest Economic Output: 10,280thHealthiest Citizens: 10,932ndMost Cultured: 11,120thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 11,346thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 11,629thLowest Crime Rates: 12,377thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 12,467thMost Rebellious Youth: 12,915thLargest Publishing Industry: 15,115thMost Advanced Public Education: 16,218thLargest Populations: 17,124thMost Avoided: 18,104thHighest Average Incomes: 18,208th
Largest Mining Sector: 4th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 5th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 10th in the regionLargest Populations: 10th in the regionLargest Black Market: 11th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 11th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 12th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 13th in the regionTop
Most Advanced Defense Forces: 14th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 16th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 19th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 19th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 21st in the regionMost Avoided: 24th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 25th in the region

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