The Empire of
Father Knows Best State
Who Dares Wins!
Regional Influence
Minnow
Region
Civil Rights
Some
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Few

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The Empire of Barrmania is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Chancellor Barr with an iron fist, and notable for its public floggings, sprawling nuclear power plants, and smutty television. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 11.151 billion Barrmanians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The tiny, corrupt government is primarily concerned with Defense, with Law & Order also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Environment are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Waterfordtopia. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Barrmanian economy, worth a remarkable 2,656 trillion Captain Morganss a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Automobile Manufacturing, and Uranium Mining. Average income is an amazing 238,209 Captain Morganss, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.8 times as much as the poorest.

Discrimination on the basis of sexual orientation is illegal, carpet bombing has decimated Brasilistan's landscape and population, speaking out against the government is punishable by flogging, and the nation's air missiles have killed thousands of Brasilistan military personnel. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force. Barrmania's national animal is the parrot, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is The Cult of Barr.

Barrmania is ranked 116th in Osiris and 2,096th in the world for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector, scoring 7 on the Pepperoni Propulsion Productivity Index.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 16 days ago

  • 1 day 15 hours ago: Barrmania fell out of the world Top 10% for Fattest Citizens.
  • 7 days ago: Barrmania was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Most Avoided (last census: Top 5%).
  • 11 days ago: Barrmania fell out of the world Top 10% for Most Armed.
  • 12 days ago: Barrmania was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Godforsaken (last census: Top 5%).
  • 12 days ago: Barrmania was ranked in the Top 1% of the region for Most Godforsaken.
  • 13 days ago: Barrmania was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Information Technology Sector (last census: Top 5%).
  • 13 days ago: Barrmania was ranked in the Top 5% of the region for Largest Information Technology Sector.
  • 16 days ago: Following new legislation in Barrmania, the nation's air missiles have killed thousands of Brasilistan military personnel.
  • 17 days ago: Barrmania was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Lowest Overall Tax Burden.
  • 17 days ago: Barrmania was ranked in the Top 5% of the region for Lowest Overall Tax Burden.

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