The Federation of Baradozia is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Yuliya Snigir with an even hand, and remarkable for its ubiquitous missile silos, free-roaming dinosaurs, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 5.97 billion Baradozians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Korolevagrad. The average income tax rate is 67.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Baradozian economy, worth 772 trillion Hryvnias a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Furniture Restoration, and Basket Weaving. Average income is an impressive 129,378 Hryvnias, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.5 times as much as the poorest.

Bands of adventurers rove the countryside searching for monsters, baby boys who pick up pink crayons are sent to a psychiatric ward, one year's corporation tax from three international megacorporations has funded one dozen shiny black pencils for Yuliya Snigir's office, and sales of disinfectant wipes have skyrocketed. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Baradozia's national animal is the Brown Bear, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Baradozia is ranked 35,177^th in the world and 5^th in Modorra for Lowest Crime Rates, with 79.89 law-abiding acts per hour.