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The Capitalist State of Bammel |
“ONE GRAND NATION”
| Category: Father Knows Best State | ||
| Civil Rights: Below Average |
Economy: Powerhouse |
Political Freedoms: Unheard Of |
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Location: Capitalist Paradise |
Regional Influence: Minnow |
The Capitalist State of Bammel is a massive, devout nation, ruled by Stan with an iron fist, and remarkable for its restrictive gun laws. Its compassionate, cynical population of 1.104 billion are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.
It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defence, and Education. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bammel District of Cloumbia. The average income tax rate is 100%. A powerhouse of a private sector is led by the Book Publishing industry, followed by Tourism and Woodchip Exports.
The tiger is a protected species, society and government have been organized according to a feudal hierarchy, the government snoops on private internet connections, and citizens who leave the country are officially classed as traitors. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Bammel's national animal is the tiger, its national religion is Catholic, and its currency is the craser.
Bammel is ranked 506th in the region and 42,207th in the world for Happiest Citizens.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity: 10 hours ago
- 2 hours ago: Following new legislation in
Bammel, citizens who leave the country are officially classed as traitors. - 14 hours ago: Following new legislation in
Bammel, the government snoops on private internet connections. - 17 hours ago:
Bammel voted for the World Assembly Resolution "International Road Safety". - 2 days, 2 hours ago: Following new legislation in
Bammel, society and government have been organized according to a feudal hierarchy. - 2 days, 19 hours ago:
Bammel endorsed
The Morphogenetic Powerfield of Narconania. - 3 days, 2 hours ago: Following new legislation in
Bammel, the tiger is a protected species. - 3 days, 2 hours ago: Following new legislation in
Bammel, billions of crasers are being blown on orbital weapons development. - 3 days, 2 hours ago: Following new legislation in
Bammel, artists are pillars of society. - 5 days ago: Following new legislation in
Bammel, the institution of marriage is held sacred and strictly enforced. - 5 days ago: Following new legislation in
Bammel, loans are available for students from poor families.
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: 23 (
FASTERCAT,
Amn Voss,
Nation of Quebec,
Afforess,
Lubev,
Nervod,
Mollux,
Elliestan,
Cornelliam,
The Cold Place,
Twitcheldom,
Tillesia,
Stephanephpolis,
Queimada Grande,
Todd Taylor Wines,
WTF-istan,
Mesogiria,
Fancy-Pants Ninjas,
Iceek,
Jeffersonian Madisonia,
Plavacistan,
Kolvillag,
Braved Hearts)

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