The District of Baluchistani is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Liard with an iron fist, and notable for its irreverence towards religion, restrictive gun laws, and stringent health and safety legislation. The cynical population of 29.888 billion Baluchistanians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Environment, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of District City. The average income tax rate is 49.1%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The large but stagnant Baluchistanian economy, worth 175 trillion betales a year, is quite specialized and led by the Door-to-door Insurance Sales industry, with major contributions from Woodchip Exports, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Trout Farming. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 5,876 betales, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Euthanasia is legal, prisoners regularly escape detention posing as scarecrows, almost every singles' party has a clergy and courtesans theme, and the nation's diplomats shake hands with those whose hands are drenched in the blood of innocents. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Baluchistani's national animal is the deer, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Baluchistani is ranked 131,031^st in the world and 2^nd in Seychelles for Lowest Crime Rates, with 62.64 law-abiding acts per hour.