The Democratic people's republic of
Authoritarian Democracy
People and Republic
Grand Duke Nikolai Pudovkin
Regional Influence
Civil Rights
Political Freedom
Below Average

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The Democratic people's republic of Bakilior is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Grand Duke Nikolai Pudovkin with an even hand, and notable for its parental licensing program, punitive income tax rates, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, humorless, devout population of 3.952 billion Bakiliorians are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Chechnya. The average income tax rate is 99.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Bakiliorian economy, worth 511 trillion state dollars a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is dominated by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Book Publishing, and Furniture Restoration. Average income is an impressive 129,494 state dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The armed forces have designated 'murder teams' that root out rebels in Brasilistan, even the family pets of Brasilistani insurgents are being put down, anyone found to be unemployed is shipped off to Brasilistan with a gun and a spade, and "To Hell or to Marshland" is a common settler cry directed at native Brasilistanis. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Bakilior's national animal is the North primorsky elephant, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Bakilior is ranked 974th in Europeia and 135,879th in the world for Least Corrupt Governments, scoring -206 on the Inverse Mugabe Relativity Rating.

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