Largest Cheese Export Sector: 282nd Least Corrupt Governments: 1,957th Largest Soda Pop Sector: 2,341st
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The Democratic Republic of Baiynistan is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by the Chair of the People's Council with a fair hand, and notable for its rampant corporate plagiarism, daily referendums, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 9.001 billion Baiyns hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The large, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Social Policy, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Hitchensgrad. The average income tax rate is 76.4%.

The thriving Baiynish economy, worth a remarkable 1,141 trillion Mekhs a year, is led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Cheese Exports, and Soda Sales. Average income is an impressive 126,819 Mekhs, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.9 times as much as the poorest.

Violently opinionated speakers can be heard preaching their hateful views on every street corner, The Chair of the People's Council's mistress is the belle at many state balls, international tensions are high as Baiynistan threatens any government with the audacity to arrest its citizens, and nude art is becoming wildly popular. Crime is totally unknown. Baiynistan's national animal is the Wolf, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Baiynistan is ranked 93,042nd in the world and 2,606th in Lazarus for Largest Mining Sector, scoring 1,101.07 on the Blue Sky Asbestos Index.

Largest Cheese Export Sector: 282ndTop
Least Corrupt Governments: 1,957thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 2,341stLargest Publishing Industry: 2,867thMost Secular: 3,805thMost Cheerful Citizens: 5,590thSmartest Citizens: 6,046thFattest Citizens: 7,873rdHighest Economic Output: 9,112thSafest: 9,227thTop
Most Cultured: 9,307thMost Advanced Public Education: 9,411thMost Rebellious Youth: 9,595thNudest: 10,466thNicest Citizens: 11,199thMost Pacifist: 13,494thLargest Populations: 14,684thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 15,558thMost Compassionate Citizens: 15,638thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 16,258thMost Beautiful Environments: 16,699thLargest Governments: 17,471stHighest Average Incomes: 17,555th
Largest Cheese Export Sector: 19th in the regionTop
Least Corrupt Governments: 73rd in the regionMost Secular: 111th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 128th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 130th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 250th in the regionTop
Smartest Citizens: 268th in the regionNudest: 391st in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 420th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 421st in the regionMost Cultured: 423rd in the regionFattest Citizens: 452nd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 461st in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 467th in the regionNicest Citizens: 474th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 482nd in the regionSafest: 498th in the region

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  • : Baiynistan was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Economic Output.
  • : Baiynistan was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Fattest Citizens and the Top 10% for Highest Average Incomes, Highest Foreign Aid Spending, Most Compassionate Citizens, and Largest Governments.
  • : Baiynistan's influence in Lazarus rose from "Newcomer" to "Nipper".
  • : Baiynistan's influence in Lazarus rose from "Hatchling" to "Newcomer".
  • : Baiynistan altered its national flag.
  • : Baiynistan's influence in Lazarus rose from "Unproven" to "Hatchling".
  • : Baiynistan's influence in Lazarus rose from "Zero" to "Unproven".
  • : Baiynistan was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Compassionate Citizens and Largest Populations.
  • : Baiynistan was refounded in Lazarus.
  • : Baiynistan ceased to exist.


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