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The Democratic Republic of Baiynistan

“Integrity, Curiosity, Kindness, Courage.”

Category: Civil Rights Lovefest
Civil Rights:
Superb
Economy:
Thriving
Political Freedoms:
Superb

Regional Influence: Hermit

Location: Thug Left

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The Democratic Republic of Baiynistan is a massive, economically powerful nation, ruled by the Chair of the People's Council with a fair hand, and renowned for its keen interest in outer space. The compassionate, hard-working, intelligent population of 4.986 billion Baiyns hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Education, Social Equality, and Healthcare. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Hitchensgrad. The average income tax rate is 75%. A powerhouse of a private sector is led by the Gambling industry, followed by Book Publishing and Cheese Exports.

The government is avowedly atheist, Saturday morning cartoons feature full frontal nudity, bus ads propagandize causes ranging from sexual revolution to religious pogroms, and same-sex marriages are increasingly common. Crime is totally unknown. Baiynistan's national animal is the Wolf, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its currency is the Mekh.

Baiynistan is ranked 1st in Thug Left and 21,416th in the world for Safest, scoring 192.2 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 12 hours ago

  • 1 day 4 hours ago: Following new legislation in Baiynistan, same-sex marriages are increasingly common.
  • 16 days ago: Following new legislation in Baiynistan, bus ads propagandize causes ranging from sexual revolution to religious pogroms.
  • 18 days ago: Baiynistan changed its national demonym to "Baiyn" and its demonym adjective to "Baiynish".
  • 26 days ago: Following new legislation in Baiynistan, Saturday morning cartoons feature full frontal nudity.
  • 26 days ago: Following new legislation in Baiynistan, the government is avowedly atheist.
  • 29 days ago: Following new legislation in Baiynistan, birth rates have hit an all-time low.
  • 50 days ago: Following new legislation in Baiynistan, the nation's massive battleships are often mistaken for islands.
  • 74 days ago: Following new legislation in Baiynistan, an increasing percentage of the population's youth have homosexual parents.
  • 81 days ago: Following new legislation in Baiynistan, consumption of cat memes has skyrocketed.
  • 97 days ago: Following new legislation in Baiynistan, anyone who so much as frowns is referred to a mental health unit.

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