Largest Cheese Export Sector: 250th Least Corrupt Governments: 1,880th Largest Soda Pop Sector: 2,311th
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The Democratic Republic of Baiynistan is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by the Chair of the People's Council with a fair hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, daily referendums, and smutty television. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 8.699 billion Baiyns hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The large, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Social Policy, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Hitchensgrad. The average income tax rate is 76.4%.

The thriving Baiynish economy, worth a remarkable 1,103 trillion Mekhs a year, is led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Cheese Exports, and Soda Sales. Average income is an impressive 126,819 Mekhs, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.9 times as much as the poorest.

Violently opinionated speakers can be heard preaching their hateful views on every street corner, The Chair of the People's Council's mistress is the belle at many state balls, international tensions are high as Baiynistan threatens any government with the audacity to arrest its citizens, and nude art is becoming wildly popular. Crime is totally unknown. Baiynistan's national animal is the Wolf, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Baiynistan is ranked 37,873rd in the world and 1,237th in Balder for Largest Welfare Programs, scoring 2,862.79 on the Safety Net Mesh Density Rating.

Largest Cheese Export Sector: 250thTop
Least Corrupt Governments: 1,880thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 2,311thMost Secular: 2,656thLargest Publishing Industry: 2,770thSmartest Citizens: 5,606thMost Cheerful Citizens: 5,650thTop
Nudest: 8,202ndFattest Citizens: 8,212thMost Advanced Public Education: 9,036thHighest Economic Output: 9,049thMost Rebellious Youth: 9,054thSafest: 9,279thMost Cultured: 9,335thNicest Citizens: 11,412thMost Pacifist: 13,839thMost Extensive Civil Rights: 14,256thLargest Populations: 14,610th
Largest Cheese Export Sector: 11th in the regionTop
Most Secular: 61st in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 65th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 103rd in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 112th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 191st in the regionTop
Most Cheerful Citizens: 217th in the regionNudest: 304th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 313th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 316th in the regionFattest Citizens: 332nd in the regionMost Cultured: 336th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 361st in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 376th in the regionSafest: 392nd in the regionNicest Citizens: 395th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 400th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Baiynistan's influence in Balder rose from "Newcomer" to "Nipper".
  • : Baiynistan's influence in Balder rose from "Hatchling" to "Newcomer".
  • : Baiynistan's influence in Balder rose from "Unproven" to "Hatchling".
  • : Baiynistan's influence in Balder rose from "Zero" to "Unproven".
  • : Baiynistan altered its national flag.
  • : Baiynistan altered its national flag.
  • : Baiynistan was refounded in Balder.
  • : Baiynistan ceased to exist.
  • : Baiynistan was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Nudest.
  • : Baiynistan was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Stationary.


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