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The Democratic Republic of Baiynistan

“Integrity, Curiosity, Kindness, Courage.”

Category: Civil Rights Lovefest
Civil Rights:
Superb
Economy:
Thriving
Political Freedoms:
Superb

Regional Influence: Hermit

Location: Thug Left

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The Democratic Republic of Baiynistan is a massive, socially progressive nation, ruled by the Chair of the People's Council with a fair hand, and renowned for its absence of drug laws. The compassionate, hard-working, intelligent population of 4.777 billion Baiynistanians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent government stops and the rest of society begins, but it is mainly concerned with Education, although Social Equality and Healthcare are secondary priorities. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Hitchensgrad. The average income tax rate is 76%. A powerhouse of a private sector is led by the Gambling industry, followed by Book Publishing and Cheese Exports.

The nation's massive battleships are often mistaken for islands, anyone who so much as frowns is referred to a mental health unit, consumption of cat memes has skyrocketed, and an increasing percentage of the population's youth have homosexual parents. Crime is totally unknown. Baiynistan's national animal is the Wolf, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its currency is the Mekh.

Baiynistan is ranked 1st in Thug Left and 94,560th in the world for Lowest Overall Tax Burden, scoring -11 on the Hayek Index.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 21 hours ago

  • 16 days ago: Following new legislation in Baiynistan, the nation's massive battleships are often mistaken for islands.
  • 39 days ago: Following new legislation in Baiynistan, an increasing percentage of the population's youth have homosexual parents.
  • 46 days ago: Following new legislation in Baiynistan, consumption of cat memes has skyrocketed.
  • 63 days ago: Following new legislation in Baiynistan, anyone who so much as frowns is referred to a mental health unit.
  • 71 days ago: Baiynistan was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Gambling Industry (last census: Top 10%).
  • 77 days ago: Following new legislation in Baiynistan, the nation's massive battleships are often mistaken for islands.
  • 84 days ago: Following new legislation in Baiynistan, wind farms are erected on shuttered oil platforms.
  • 87 days ago: Following new legislation in Baiynistan, the people of Baiynistan are renowned for their nihilistic attitudes.
  • 99 days ago: Following new legislation in Baiynistan, violently opinionated speakers can be heard preaching their hateful views on every street corner.
  • 103 days ago: Following new legislation in Baiynistan, young children are regularly seen wagering pocket money at blackjack tables.

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