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The Post-Apocalyptic Wasteland of Baikalistan

“This is the way the world ends...”

Category: Benevolent Dictatorship
Civil Rights:
Superb
Economy:
Imploded
Political Freedoms:
Rare

Regional Influence: Instigator

Location: Snopesean Archipelago

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The Post-Apocalyptic Wasteland of Baikalistan is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Grand Border Collie Steve with an iron fist, and remarkable for its compulsory military service. Its hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 18.369 billion enjoy great individual freedoms in everything except elections, which, where they exist at all, are populist shams for a dictatorship government that has no intention of ever giving up power.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt, pro-business government stops and the rest of society begins, but it is effectively ruled by the Department of Defence, with areas such as Religion & Spirituality and Social Welfare receiving almost no funds by comparison. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Baikalistan City. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 27%. A powerhouse of a private sector is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, followed by Information Technology and Gambling.

Religion is strictly forbidden within school grounds, cyber-crime and tin-foil hat sales are both increasing at record rates, rag-wearing teachers are often mistaken for homeless people, and teenagers stay out into the wee hours of the morning "stargazing". Crime is a problem. Baikalistan's national animal is the border collie, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, its national religion is Border Collieism, and its currency is the Green M and M.

Baikalistan is ranked 1st in Snopesean Archipelago and 826th in the world for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring 12 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 7 days ago

  • 7 days ago: Following new legislation in Baikalistan, teenagers stay out into the wee hours of the morning "stargazing".
  • 7 days ago: Following new legislation in Baikalistan, rag-wearing teachers are often mistaken for homeless people.
  • 7 days ago: Following new legislation in Baikalistan, cyber-crime and tin-foil hat sales are both increasing at record rates.
  • 7 days ago: Following new legislation in Baikalistan, religion is strictly forbidden within school grounds.
  • 7 days ago: Following new legislation in Baikalistan, teams of painters are converting road signs from horse lengths to kilometers.
  • 14 days ago: Baikalistan was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Shortest Average Lifespan (last census: Top 5%).
  • 23 days ago: Following new legislation in Baikalistan, former school buses now regularly shuttle kids to the nearest shopping centers to work.
  • 23 days ago: Following new legislation in Baikalistan, airship use has soared while property values beneath their routes have plummeted.
  • 23 days ago: Following new legislation in Baikalistan, abortions are routinely performed in Baikalistan's hospitals.
  • 23 days ago: Following new legislation in Baikalistan, Baikalistan's educational system is the envy of many and regarded as a pinnacle of academic achievement.

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